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8 word Lord of the Rings Game RSS
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King Theoden muttered: "So it begins." Drops of
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jello began falling from the sky. "What witchery
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is this?" Pippin wondered: "Are the eagles coming?"
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"No," bellowed the Balrog, "for I devoured them!"

"Propaganda.", Gimli jeered, crushing the inch high 'Balrog'.
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(Well, the pricy miniature of him at least)!
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He was then promptly ejected from Games Workshop.
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Facing a lifetime ban, he wondered how he

could best wield his DWARVEN RING to wreak
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havoc on the stupid Elves who outdrank him.
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"Cry 'Havoc'," he cried, "and let slip the
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girdle of War!" He knew they tended to
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worry about their keen fashion sense, or lack
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abdominal fat. "I, Gimli, bellyflop champion of all
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the Olympic Games, hereby display my grizzled pizzle
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fo' shizzle!” The hobbits were shocked and covered
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their feet lest the vulgarity bleach their hairs
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into a mottled shade or indigo, not at
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all unlike a lovely shade of the sky

above the dúnedain torched Morgûl Vale. The smoke,
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from Gandalf's pipe had a peculiar odor. "Hey
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I have crippling glaucoma!" the smelly wizard blurted.
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"Us, too!" shouted the hobbits. "Pass that over
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here so we can use it to see
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if any of our dear friends would like
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to smoke out with Gandolf and cast some
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Hobbit to stoned spells on this magic gathering
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of free spirits and rebel scum. Sauron was

meanwhile slaving washing dishes in Galadriel's kitchen, mocked
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by the ringwraiths, who had secured positions as
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health inspectors for the tri-forest area, making
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them free to roam around and harass farmers,
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turning their cows inside out and convincing them
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that they needed to scrub the exposed colons
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reeking like the filth of ten thousand orcs.
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In the meantime, Melkor was plotting his return,

having forgotten he was just Morgoth these days,
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and that he really didn't exist anymore, having
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forgotten which elves called him what. "Good riddance
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to that evil dictator, I would rather have
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and good night,” the elves had said gaily
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as they outdrank a dozen dwarves without consequence.
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Or so it seemed.... for consequences indeed waited

, half a dozen spiders from Mirkwood lurking to
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the right of everyone, ready to pounce upon
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Nori, Dori, Snori, Balin, Bombur, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer,
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and Twisty, an Elf with a Dwarf fetish

. The spiders ate the drunken elves, saving the
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pointy ears to make little party hats with
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The next time they gathered together in Mirkwood.
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