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Children of Carnage,
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Ask A RPGSupersuccubus
Chakrams and heavy armor,
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blackbloodtroll
[Fantastic Gallery] Children of Wyrms released,
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hunter1828
Before the Dawn Part II question,
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Diego Winterborg
Disappointing,
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Kradlum
Monte Cook on modularity,
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Kthulhu
What to build for 5th character slot? (Level 4),
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blackbloodtroll
Paizo Blog: The Perfumer's Apprentice--Chapter Three: The Garland of Eglantine,
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Kevin Andrew Murphy
How old are you guys? How long have you been playing D&D?,
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Branding Opportunity
Grimm's Fairy Tales?,
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tauntdragoon
Anyone actually play a Shadowdancer?,
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Zark
Slayer Weapons & Itemization,
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BlackUhuru
Do any of you recomend an / have a favorite Adventure Path?,
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TerraNova
Can the Shadowdancer or Horizon Walker qualify for the Dimensional Agility feat?,
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Lune
Oracle of... pazuzu?,
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blackbloodtroll
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The Story of the Stone: Kyrademon's Jade Regent PBP, Part III,
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Melinda Sorn
DM Maslen Second Darkness pBp Gameplay Thread,
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DM_Waife_the_BiPolar
The Khallan Civil War (IC Thread),
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GM Fireclaw
StarWars Imperial Commandos, A Deepening Darkness,
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Ianthé Jack
Recruitment - Serpent's Skull Adventure Path,
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A'vandira Silvermane
Tarlane's Tower of the Last Baron,
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Meera
Black Tom's Serpent Skull,
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Black Tom
DM AK's Sargavan Saga OOC Thread,
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Fredrik
Unbinding the Fetters - Disciples of Master Gond,
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Cassadar
DM-CAMRIS’ SD1: Shadow in the Sky,
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Nakoda
AZsCarrionCrown_Act:I,
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Daniel Arrisen
Flesh and Bone-A zombiepocalypse story Discussion,
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wraithstrike
DM Scarogoth's Carrion Crown Adventure Gameplay,
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Xavian Graves
Megan's Curse of the Crimson Throne [IC],
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Varrel
Carrion Crown: The Evil That Men Do [Chapter 1: The Haunting of Harrowstone] Recruitment,
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Helaman
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The Orcs' mouthes hung agape at the sight,
flash_cxxi wrote: The Orcs' mouthes hung agape at the sight, Next time, use uruk-hai", Galadriel chided Sauron.
Sauron, not one to enjoy chiding, answered with
flung meeatballs and other food from his plate.
"Don't tell me how to run a campaign,
elven witch! If I had all ten fingers
I'd thumb my nose at you you pointy
headed git got by a drunken blind satyr
Celeborn took offense and drew his bow, aiming
at the Eye, which looked conviniently like a
portrait of his mother in law, and let
fly. His aim was straight and true and
very unlike his sexual preference. His staff splintered
once, when he tried to use it in
a first-age fight with Sauron in Doriath.
they had never spoken of that fight again
until the Hobbits began singing:"In gloomy Doriath
did Celeborn ponder, why his staff did wander
whilst fair Galadriel languished, lonely, wishing for a
nice new dress, the kind that could be
worn to the Simarillion Ball, where all the
fair folk go!” It wasn’t a particularly good
tune, "Silence," shouted Gimli. "There'll be no singin'
my ears are ringin'! Its off to Mordor
I be wingin." Legolas (still the prettiest) was
nonplused at the idea of traveling there, yet
found himself strangely attracted to Aragorn, who it
seems always went for the "Dunedain Metrosexual Look",
with twotoned hair, a pink tabard, meticulously filed
pointed teeth and a velvet cover slip for
the Shards of Narsil, which were awfully sharp
looking and went with his outfit perfectly: they
even match my eye color when reflecting the
blood in Shelob's engorged spinarets. Aragorn and Legolas
decided to sneak off together for a while
to braid each others hair and s n i g g e r in
You gotta be kiddin me, it censored S N I G G E R... as in to giggle! Sheesh!
mocking tones about the fashion sense of Gimli.
Gimli however, prided himself with his sense of
smell, and knew when something fishy was going
down in Chinatown! That and the girlish giggles
led him to believe that something was not
altogether right with that fruity fragrance. "Hmmmppph. Elves
might be tall, sexy, fashionable, skilled and smart
but nobody tosses a Dwarf" Gimli concluded. "Saruman
noticed his prostate was enlarging. He couldn't pee
onto the signal fires of Gondor despite his
best efforts and “magical enhancements”. The Uruk-Hai were
thus instructed to conduct "mass evacuations" on all
hobbit residences in Osgiliath.", the grey-wanderer gloated.
As the Uruk Golden Shower Brigade set off
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