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8 word Lord of the Rings Game RSS
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reveille, in the Mordorian Baths of Sphink Tor
Osirion (RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32)

deep in the lightless depths of Uranus Valley,
Qadira (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Roleplaying Game, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case Subscriber)

where even the evilest orcs feared bending over
Qadira

of course orcs aren't real but serpentmen cause
Andoran

male pattern baldness, moustache growth on the lips
Qadira (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Roleplaying Game, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case Subscriber)

and weird rashes in post-menopausal hobbit women
Andoran

as well as venereal termites in certain ents
Qadira (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Roleplaying Game, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case Subscriber)

not to mention itchy irritation of Tom's Bombadil
Andoran

which has never worked quite the same. Gugs,
Qadira (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Roleplaying Game, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case Subscriber)

were also a problem. Meanwhile Sauron was upset
Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

because someone had littered his throne room with
Qadira (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Roleplaying Game, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case Subscriber)

Ragweed pollen grains, which really irritated his Eye
Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

of Fire. He needed Visine, and he needed
Qadira (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Roleplaying Game, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case Subscriber)

it quick. "Invade Gondor, for they have the
Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

liquid relief my ocular cavity needs." The Nazgul
Qadira (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Roleplaying Game, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case Subscriber)

rode forth, cupons in hand, travelling across the
Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

land and bringing terror, insanity, or striking fashion
Qadira (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Roleplaying Game, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case Subscriber)

To the giant strip mall city of Osgilliath
Patrick Curtin wrote:
To the giant strip mall city of Osgilliath

which they had unfortunately flattened several centuries earlier.

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but where the sacred Visine Fountain still flowed
Andoran

In the Valley of the Riders of Redeye
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saddle-sore cavalry, rode on despite hemorrhoids to reach
Andoran

the Palace of Preparation. H, the greatest wizard
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in breadth of proctological lore. "Welcome, riders. How

are those piles? We can offer all manner
Andoran

of soothing ointments, tinctures, balms, and bung healing
Andoran (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Adventure Path Subscriber)

to soothe your burning rings, but they will
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come cheaply! I am in desperate need of
Andoran

a shrubbery. If you bring me one, I
Andoran (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Adventure Path Subscriber)

shall gift you with the hand of my
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healing wench, Eophedrine, sister-daughter of King Eopedius, son
Qadira (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Roleplaying Game, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case Subscriber)

of the dread emperor Methedrine. You seek the

legendary Nards of Ea, do you not?" He
Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

nodded his agreement, and set about going forth
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to his saddlebag to retrieve the cryptic scrolls.

"I bought these for a $1." Each has
Andoran (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Adventure Path Subscriber)

a picture of a smiling hobbit, and also

this interesting bit right down her. When it
Andoran (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Adventure Path Subscriber)

is in the presence of orcs, the hobbits

start chasing moths around the fire, smashing them
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the Anduin river runs black with Orc blood.
Andoran

When the orcs knew this, their great king,

hatched a plan to use moths to lure
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the hapless hobbits to a watery grave or
Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

die trying. This suited the orcs rather well,
Osirion (RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32)

as moths were easy to catch, even for
Qadira (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Roleplaying Game, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case Subscriber)

clumsy humanoids like the orcs. The moths fluttered

about alluring and the hobbits, mesmerized, began to
Osirion (RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32)

take off their clothes so the orcs could
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see why Elves called Hobbits the "Tripod Race"
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