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of this explains why Gandalf saw a Balrog,
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and why he loved hanging out with hobbits.
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He preferred kids, but having had to register
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with the Wizards Social Comittee, his schedule was
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filled with 4e promotion tours which sapped his
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will and left him vulnerable to the depredations
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of Radagast the Brown and Kisturast the Brownnoser.
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Merry and Pippin, meanwhile, were busily engaged exposing
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young, impressionable hobbits to the fine art of
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mushroom sniffing. Which, when done properly, has the
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same laxative effect as drinking fifteen pints of
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Buckleberry Dual-action Cleanse. The Scourging of the Shire
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obviously had quite a different meaning at that
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time. After swigging mushroom potions, the floodgates of
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repressed memory opened, reminding Frodo, Sam, and the
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Ringwraiths that they were all going to be
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on a certain wizard's naughty list. Saruman
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secretly wished he was on this list as
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well, for it would mean his gambit involving
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topless uruk-hai dancing girls maybe not seem
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so insane as to have escaped the notice
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of Gandalf, who had become quite randy after
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his descent into the depths of Moria with
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a blonde, four midgets and some bearded gentlemen.
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Gimli resisted Gandalf's advances, but Legolas, being Wizard-curious,

asked Gandalf if he could hold his staff.
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“Be gentle,” cautioned Gandalf, “I’ve never had an
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elven loaf before, and I don't think I
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could keep the Fire of Arnor from erupting

all over those nearby and especially you, Legolas."
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Legolas, who had only wanted to learn how
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baby orcs were made, was despondent that his
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long knife was not even as long as Merry's.

May it was just because in relative comparison
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Merry was a small man, but he had
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a blade that was the talk of the

hamlet, and his manhood, honestly speaking, was even
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beyond dispute, as he had undergone the traditional

Vinski Ceremony when he was 14. Suddenly, from
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behind the Green Dragon came a troupe of

Trojan soldiers in costume. They marched in unison,
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oblivious to Strider's interpretive dance display, the likes

only seen in drunken nightmares. "Get on the

giant ritual penis statues now!" the Trojan commander
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ordered to his massed troop. They saluted and
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took their positions, patiently awaiting the signal to

"advance." A dragon circling overhead watched this all.
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It looked upon the scrambling masses and was

reminded of mindless insects. The Dragon thought, "I'll
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begin with a strafe. The pretty girls always
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