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Patrick Curtin (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Roleplaying Game, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case Subscriber) Feb 11, 2009, 08:59 AM

daughters of Thorin: Thera, Hilda, and Trogliditya

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Feb 12, 2009, 04:19 AM

all decided on a road trip to the

Heathansson Feb 15, 2009, 06:24 PM

city of Austin. They got a flat tire

Charles Evans 25 Feb 16, 2009, 12:09 AM

and Glaurung ate them.

Back in Osgilliath, Faramir

Patrick Curtin (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Roleplaying Game, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case Subscriber) Feb 16, 2009, 11:09 AM

pouted. Boromir, Boromir, Boromir! It's always about Boromir!

Charles Evans 25 Feb 25, 2009, 02:08 PM

He gets all the easy missions whilst I

waltero (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber) Feb 26, 2009, 07:15 AM

must range rangerly in Ithilien! Never again shall

Heathansson Feb 27, 2009, 03:32 PM

the orcs of this world, or any other,

waltero (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber) Feb 27, 2009, 03:47 PM

wear white suits after Labor Day! O, Elbereth,

Heathansson Feb 27, 2009, 04:28 PM

if you could just see those rubes, sauntering

Charles Evans 25 Feb 28, 2009, 07:12 PM

around, their robes dazzling my bowmen; but Boromir

Heathansson Feb 28, 2009, 07:15 PM

was nowhere to be seen. He was getting

Charles Evans 25 Feb 28, 2009, 08:25 PM

drunk in a bar in Rivendell." Faramir bitterly

Heathansson Feb 28, 2009, 09:05 PM

buffed his nails with a kukri, polishing the

Mothman (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Adventure Path Subscriber) Feb 28, 2009, 10:45 PM

cuticles ‘till they bled, but that still wasn’t

Patrick Curtin (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Roleplaying Game, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case Subscriber) Mar 1, 2009, 02:20 PM

enough to tame his angry heart. "Time to

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Mar 3, 2009, 05:52 AM

dazzle everyone with a beautifully choreographed dance routine."

Patrick Curtin (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Roleplaying Game, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case Subscriber) Mar 13, 2009, 02:58 PM

Faramir put quarters in the 'Dance Dance Gondorian'

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Mar 19, 2009, 05:55 AM

Jukebox while screaming "Let's get this party started!"

Digitalelf (Pathfinder Superscriber) Mar 21, 2009, 04:00 PM

Upon hearing the music, Elrond twirled about doing

Patrick Curtin (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Roleplaying Game, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case Subscriber) Mar 22, 2009, 05:25 AM

the Funky Werebear. Arwen blushed and screamed "DAD!

Heathansson Mar 22, 2009, 09:37 PM

No, my elf dad, not the heroin monkey

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Mar 24, 2009, 03:53 AM

on your back! Don't even think you can

Patrick Curtin (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Roleplaying Game, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case Subscriber) Mar 28, 2009, 05:33 AM

act like you are under 500! you're embarrasing

Tensor Mar 28, 2009, 01:01 PM

me in front of Arwen!" Hands palm up,

Patrick Curtin (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Roleplaying Game, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case Subscriber) Jul 25, 2009, 08:59 PM

Arwen stalked off to Narsil, looking for Strider

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Jul 28, 2009, 10:13 AM

while reciting a very long and somewhat boring

Patrick Curtin (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Roleplaying Game, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case Subscriber) Jul 28, 2009, 08:19 PM

rondo about fair Galadriel and her acne years.

Tensor Jul 28, 2009, 08:43 PM

She remembered the logic problem her gnome teacher

Patrick Curtin (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Roleplaying Game, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case Subscriber) Jul 28, 2009, 08:45 PM

Buboe Pestiferous once told her about while she

Tensor Jul 28, 2009, 08:46 PM

tried to tie her boot laces. "How did

Patrick Curtin (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Roleplaying Game, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case Subscriber) Jul 28, 2009, 08:49 PM

the chicken cross the road? He crossed without

Tensor Jul 28, 2009, 08:52 PM

looking, and had an even chance of being

Patrick Curtin (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Roleplaying Game, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case Subscriber) Jul 28, 2009, 09:00 PM

slain by Ringwraiths or run over by FedEx

Tensor Jul 29, 2009, 09:22 AM

how many times can cross before he dies?"

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Jul 29, 2009, 09:34 AM

Later that evening, Galadriel decided to throw a

Tensor Jul 29, 2009, 08:12 PM

net over a girl, and harshly ravage her.

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Jul 30, 2009, 04:24 AM

"The net is very important." she explained, "Otherwise,

Charles Scholz (Paizo Superscriber, Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber) Aug 3, 2009, 10:34 AM

how does one know who is in charge?"

Digitalelf (Pathfinder Superscriber) Aug 11, 2009, 05:39 PM

"This is all very interesting", said the strange

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Aug 25, 2009, 05:55 AM

gentleman in the black cloak, "However, I fail

doppelganger Aug 25, 2009, 07:14 AM

to see why the Queen of Lothlorien is

Jal Dorak Aug 25, 2009, 07:33 AM

wearing all seven Dwarven rings of power, given

doppelganger Aug 31, 2009, 02:40 PM

that she promised to sell them to the

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Sep 14, 2009, 04:43 AM

hobbits for some gold and quality pipe weed.

waltero (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber) Sep 14, 2009, 09:31 AM

Galadriel had foreseen that the weed was unsatisfactory

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Sep 15, 2009, 06:13 AM

due to a late season infestation of vicious

waltero (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber) Sep 15, 2009, 10:25 AM

Mirkwood spiders, whose vile waste contained a toxin

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Sep 22, 2009, 03:52 AM

that was known to cause intense visions of

doppelganger Sep 29, 2009, 09:02 AM

sugarplums that would dance through one's head. All