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Bladebound Arcane Pool Enhancements.,
by
JackDrake
What monsters would fit in well in Louisiana?,
by
rkraus2
Three "Impossible" Characters?,
by
Azten
Pathfinder- E8 Generic Classed Home-Brewed,
by
cranewings
Lootable Items: Boars carrying +5 Vorpal Chain-Swords or something more realistic?,
by
Nihimon
Why are barbarians barbarians and not berzerkers?,
by
Neo2151
Save or Die Spells: Keep Them Out of PvP Please,
by
Nihimon
Superior alchemical items.,
by
Matt Stich
Help with 4th level Alchemist,
by
Mergy
>>Ask Merisiel Sillvari ALL your questions here<<,
by
ulgulanoth
Pathfinder Campaign Setting: Distant Worlds (PFRPG),
by
Tom Qadim
Ninja Guide,
by
Blue Star
Goblinworks Blog: LFG! (Looking for Group!),
by
Nihimon
Charging hurler and pounce,
by
Hayato Ken
Alchemist's Guide To Researching Stuff and Whatnot,
by
Matt Stich
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Feast of Ravenmoor,
by
Eve Valeria Abia
DM Carbide's Kingmaker IC,
by
Bea
Legacy of Fire: Upon Shifting Sand [Chapter 1: Howl of the Carrion King] Recruitment,
by
GM Wulfson
Hollows last hope recruitment,
by
DM Mathpro
Sean's Master of the Fallen Fortress,
by
GM Sean
DM Barcas - Kingmaker: Rivers Run Red,
by
DM Barcas
DM Voice's Osirion Expedition - Game Thread,
by
Tarik Veihess
Megan's Kingmaker PbP,
by
Rhasadilara Goldenbough
DM Iron-Dice PSF Adventures (Game),
by
Volta Delbove
DM Bloodgargler Kingmaker Gameplay,
by
Norton Ambrosi
GM / Lictor Lane's Who Needs Parenting - CoT Team 1 OOC Thread,
by
GM/Lictor Lane
Tomb of the Emperor Gods -- PbP,
by
Ovirid Thorvirson
DM Maslen Second Darkness pBp Gameplay Thread,
by
Grumm Gær
DM Corvus' Carrion Crown PBP,
by
Taanyth Tuilinn
DM Fflash's Shackled City Campaign OOC,
by
Nowzai al'Nazari
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Bilbo awoke one morning to the sound of
Lobelia Sackville-Baggins scrambling some eggs. "Get up
you lazy little so and so," she screamed,
you need to go on an adventure today
." Just then Sam peered through the window, only
this time he had his clothes on. Frodo
grimaced as he saw that Sam had the
pole in his hand, but soon smiled at
his gardening friend. "What ho Sam. do you
like what you see that much? That Hoe
isn't gonna do much for you other than
give you a clawed hand. Come inside and
Have Elevensises with me and Uncle Bilbo. We
are having Sticky Dates. How I love them!
After we can go do bucolic Hobbit things
like run through neighbour's corn fields and play
Hide Farmer Maggot's mushrooms in a special place.
"Oh you dirty Hobbits," screamed Lobelia Sackville-Baggins.
"How is it you all haven't died so
horribly from an infectious disease?" She turned and
stomped off, looking for silver plate to steal.
finding none she, left a small present behind
in a brown paper bag on the doorstep
of Bilbo's wine cellar. A very large steaming
pot was next to it. "OOOOO, goulash", said
Sam, licking his over-large lips and snuffling
his nose to see what was in the
large steaming pot of goodness. Chunks of diced
cat and sauasge. He was ambivalent about the
days coming travels. Yesterday, he prepared a pouch
of Haradrim pipeweed, so had some serious munchies
and light hallucinations. But, could host many more
meals in his ample stomach, no matter if
there were elevensies, twelvsies or even thirteensies! He
was an extremely ravenous hobbit, even by their
hairy feet and bulbous chins. In fact, he
had once ate an entire pig in one
standing. He had to stand, because no chair
would fit his ginormous buttocks after that episode
with the flashback to his origins. This episode
rated very highly amongst the trendy, upmarket set.
Meanhwile, in the land of Mordor (where the
dark things wonder freely) an evil general smiled
as he surveyed his amassed army of orcs.
The orcs were growing restless, however, because of
(Galadriel having deposed Sauron also made him cheerful.)
Edit:
Confound you Aberzombie; this post was supposed to go in front of yours!
Aberzombie wrote: The orcs were growing restless, however, because of (edited, for correction- confounded elven names)
the new strict leadership regime Finarfin's daughter had
imposed, with whippings and discipline for all slackers
,which was dished out liberally with much satisfaction
. They translated this satisfaction into steam baths after
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