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Bilbo awoke one morning to the sound of

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Lobelia Sackville-Baggins scrambling some eggs. "Get up

Osirion (RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32)

you lazy little so and so," she screamed,

Qadira (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Roleplaying Game, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case Subscriber)

you need to go on an adventure today

Osirion (RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32)

." Just then Sam peered through the window, only

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this time he had his clothes on. Frodo

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grimaced as he saw that Sam had the

Osirion (RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32)

pole in his hand, but soon smiled at

Qadira (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Roleplaying Game, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case Subscriber)

his gardening friend. "What ho Sam. do you

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like what you see that much? That Hoe

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isn't gonna do much for you other than

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give you a clawed hand. Come inside and

Qadira (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Roleplaying Game, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case Subscriber)

Have Elevensises with me and Uncle Bilbo. We

Osirion (RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32)

are having Sticky Dates. How I love them!

Qadira (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Roleplaying Game, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case Subscriber)

After we can go do bucolic Hobbit things

Osirion (RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32)

like run through neighbour's corn fields and play

Qadira (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Roleplaying Game, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case Subscriber)

Hide Farmer Maggot's mushrooms in a special place.

Osirion (RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32)

"Oh you dirty Hobbits," screamed Lobelia Sackville-Baggins.

Qadira (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Roleplaying Game, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case Subscriber)

"How is it you all haven't died so

Osirion (RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32)

horribly from an infectious disease?" She turned and

Qadira (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Roleplaying Game, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case Subscriber)

stomped off, looking for silver plate to steal.


finding none she, left a small present behind

Osirion (RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32)

in a brown paper bag on the doorstep

Qadira (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Roleplaying Game, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case Subscriber)

of Bilbo's wine cellar. A very large steaming

Osirion (RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32)

pot was next to it. "OOOOO, goulash", said

Qadira (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Roleplaying Game, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case Subscriber)

Sam, licking his over-large lips and snuffling

Osirion (RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32)

his nose to see what was in the

Qadira (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Roleplaying Game, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case Subscriber)

large steaming pot of goodness. Chunks of diced

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cat and sauasge. He was ambivalent about the


days coming travels. Yesterday, he prepared a pouch

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of Haradrim pipeweed, so had some serious munchies


and light hallucinations. But, could host many more

Qadira (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Roleplaying Game, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case Subscriber)

meals in his ample stomach, no matter if

Osirion (RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32)

there were elevensies, twelvsies or even thirteensies! He

Qadira (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Roleplaying Game, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case Subscriber)

was an extremely ravenous hobbit, even by their

Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

hairy feet and bulbous chins. In fact, he

Qadira (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Roleplaying Game, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case Subscriber)

had once ate an entire pig in one

Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

standing. He had to stand, because no chair

Qadira (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Roleplaying Game, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case Subscriber)

would fit his ginormous buttocks after that episode

Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

with the flashback to his origins. This episode

Osirion (RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32)

rated very highly amongst the trendy, upmarket set.

Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Meanhwile, in the land of Mordor (where the


dark things wonder freely) an evil general smiled

Qadira (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Roleplaying Game, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case Subscriber)

as he surveyed his amassed army of orcs.

Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

The orcs were growing restless, however, because of


(Galadriel having deposed Sauron also made him cheerful.)

Edit:
Confound you Aberzombie; this post was supposed to go in front of yours!


Aberzombie wrote:
The orcs were growing restless, however, because of

(edited, for correction- confounded elven names)

the new strict leadership regime Finarfin's daughter had

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imposed, with whippings and discipline for all slackers

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,which was dished out liberally with much satisfaction

Osirion (RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32)

. They translated this satisfaction into steam baths after

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