You ever get the feeling someone is watching you? And by 'you' I mean 'us'. And by 'us' I mean mostly 'me'.

O'O

checks the cameras focused on Tarren to make sure they are still operating properly

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

Indeed Species 327 was a flawed imperfect species

Drones of Species 327 now have a purpose and unity
We have added their uniqueness to our own
They have cast aside the flawed persona
Resistance was futile

THEY WERE LIKE US. THEY HAVE BECOME ONE WITH US.

GLORY TO THE MANY. YOU ARE A VOICE IN THE CHOIR.

Here come the meenlocks.

One-Of-Many wrote:

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

Indeed Species 327 was a flawed imperfect species

Drones of Species 327 now have a purpose and unity
We have added their uniqueness to our own
They have cast aside the flawed persona
Resistance was futile

THEY WERE LIKE US. THEY HAVE BECOME ONE WITH US.

GLORY TO THE MANY. YOU ARE A VOICE IN THE CHOIR.

Here come the meenlocks.

*Runs*

THERE IS NO ESCAPE. YOU WILL BECOME LIKE US. RESISTANCE WILL ONLY CAUSE PAIN.

END YOUR SUFFERING. SURRENDER TO THE MANY.

dons a limo driver's uniform and holds up a sign reading "Mr. Tarren Dei"

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

One-Of-Many wrote:

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

Indeed Species 327 was a flawed imperfect species

Drones of Species 327 now have a purpose and unity
We have added their uniqueness to our own
They have cast aside the flawed persona
Resistance was futile

THEY WERE LIKE US. THEY HAVE BECOME ONE WITH US.

GLORY TO THE MANY. YOU ARE A VOICE IN THE CHOIR.

Here come the meenlocks.

*Runs*

THERE IS NO ESCAPE. YOU WILL BECOME LIKE US. RESISTANCE WILL ONLY CAUSE PAIN.

END YOUR SUFFERING. SURRENDER TO THE MANY.

No, no. It's: 'What you are, we once were. What we are now, you shall become.' It's way more scary.

One-Of-Many wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

One-Of-Many wrote:

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

Indeed Species 327 was a flawed imperfect species

Drones of Species 327 now have a purpose and unity
We have added their uniqueness to our own
They have cast aside the flawed persona
Resistance was futile

THEY WERE LIKE US. THEY HAVE BECOME ONE WITH US.

GLORY TO THE MANY. YOU ARE A VOICE IN THE CHOIR.

Here come the meenlocks.

*Runs*

THERE IS NO ESCAPE. YOU WILL BECOME LIKE US. RESISTANCE WILL ONLY CAUSE PAIN.

END YOUR SUFFERING. SURRENDER TO THE MANY.

No, no. It's: 'What you are, we once were. What we are now, you shall become.' It's way more scary.

YOUR SUGGESTION WILL BE ARCHIVED FOR LATER EVALUATION AND USED IF IT MEETS OUR STANDARDS.

YOU WILL OF COURSE RECEIVE CREDIT. HERE IS A COUPON FOR ONE (1) FREE ASSIMILATION. ENJOY.

I've always wanted to be assimilated.

Species 127,You may go Here and assume your new designation

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

One-Of-Many wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

One-Of-Many wrote:

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

Indeed Species 327 was a flawed imperfect species

Drones of Species 327 now have a purpose and unity
We have added their uniqueness to our own
They have cast aside the flawed persona
Resistance was futile

THEY WERE LIKE US. THEY HAVE BECOME ONE WITH US.

GLORY TO THE MANY. YOU ARE A VOICE IN THE CHOIR.

Here come the meenlocks.

*Runs*

THERE IS NO ESCAPE. YOU WILL BECOME LIKE US. RESISTANCE WILL ONLY CAUSE PAIN.

END YOUR SUFFERING. SURRENDER TO THE MANY.

No, no. It's: 'What you are, we once were. What we are now, you shall become.' It's way more scary.

YOUR SUGGESTION WILL BE ARCHIVED FOR LATER EVALUATION AND USED IF IT MEETS OUR STANDARDS.

YOU WILL OF COURSE RECEIVE CREDIT. HERE IS A COUPON FOR ONE (1) FREE ASSIMILATION. ENJOY.

How about one free scroll of silence? Just, you know, for a friend.

Species 912 has been assimilated
It's biological, technological and magical distinctiveness has been added to our own
Resistance was futile

One-Of-Many wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

One-Of-Many wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

One-Of-Many wrote:

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

Indeed Species 327 was a flawed imperfect species

Drones of Species 327 now have a purpose and unity
We have added their uniqueness to our own
They have cast aside the flawed persona
Resistance was futile

THEY WERE LIKE US. THEY HAVE BECOME ONE WITH US.

GLORY TO THE MANY. YOU ARE A VOICE IN THE CHOIR.

Here come the meenlocks.

*Runs*

THERE IS NO ESCAPE. YOU WILL BECOME LIKE US. RESISTANCE WILL ONLY CAUSE PAIN.

END YOUR SUFFERING. SURRENDER TO THE MANY.

No, no. It's: 'What you are, we once were. What we are now, you shall become.' It's way more scary.

YOUR SUGGESTION WILL BE ARCHIVED FOR LATER EVALUATION AND USED IF IT MEETS OUR STANDARDS.

YOU WILL OF COURSE RECEIVE CREDIT. HERE IS A COUPON FOR ONE (1) FREE ASSIMILATION. ENJOY.

How about one free scroll of silence? Just, you know, for a friend.

You have friends?

You have friends?

He now has many.

Telegram delivery for Robby the Robot

Speeds into thread in hovercraft.

WARNING! WARNING!

Do NOT get in that limo!!!

I've always wanted to be assimilated.

WE ARE ALWAYS HIRING.

Not only that
We never let go
Ever
We have you for life and beyond

Not only that

We never let go
Ever
We have you for life and beyond

Didn't an android and a top-heavy blonde escape your clutches? Didn't little ol' Janeway spank your butts with a single Intrepid-class starship? HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

The collective is unaware of any androids or a janeway
Species 327 is close and serves the collective

You designation is Species 1396

The collective is unaware of any androids or a janeway

Species 327 is close and serves the collective

You designation is Species 1396

Selective amnesia, huh? Perhaps you've repressed the horrible memories of your humiliating defeat?

The collective was created here. We know nothing of events that happened to an unassimilated species before the creation of the collective

The collective was created here. We know nothing of events that happened to an unassimilated species before the creation of the collective

Apparently you're more resistant to my Chaotic ramblings than I thought. Oh well, your collective would have made a fine addition to Chaos.

Chaos is only Order you lack the perfection to understand

So, should we rename this thread "Robots!"?

They're not robots, they're cyborgs.

They're not robots, they're cyborgs.

Then maybe we should rename the thread "Terminators!".

Not only that

We never let go
Ever
We have you for life and beyond

So what you really mean is...

lordzack wrote:

They're not robots, they're cyborgs.

Then maybe we should rename the thread "Terminators!".

Well they're not that kind of Cyborg, my weird doppelganger. And we already have a Borg thread.

* leaps into limo while zombies and borg are arguing semantics *

"Driver, get me the hell out of here ..."

Hey! I am neither a Borg nor a Zombie!

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

Not only that

We never let go
Ever
We have you for life and beyond

So what you really mean is...

** spoiler omitted **

Awesome.

I can rest easy in knowing that my assimilation has resulted in a 1337-speaking drone. *Departs*

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

Not only that

We never let go
Ever
We have you for life and beyond

So what you really mean is...

** spoiler omitted **

GENIUS.

* leaps into limo while zombies and borg are arguing semantics *

"Driver, get me the hell out of here ..."

Sure thing Mr. Dei. Where to?

Tarren Dei wrote:

* leaps into limo while zombies and borg are arguing semantics *

"Driver, get me the hell out of here ..."

Sure thing Mr. Dei. Where to?

DUN DUN DUNNNNNN

Tarren Dei wrote:

* leaps into limo while zombies and borg are arguing semantics *

"Driver, get me the hell out of here ..."

Sure thing Mr. Dei. Where to?

"Nearest church of Pharasma, please."

Dr Dei has ignored my warning! I shall pursue the limo to try to keep him from coming to harm at the teeth of his zombie driver.

Speeds off in hot pursuit.

*slips into the back of the limo*

Is there any champagne in this joint?

ACTIVATING LIMOUSINE TRACKING DEVICE.

DOWNLOADING COORDINATES TO OPERATIVE CODENAME ROBBY.

TRANSMISSION COMPLETE. LOCK ONLINE. TRACK ONLINE.

drives limo around in a circle

Aberzombie wrote:

Tarren Dei wrote:

* leaps into limo while zombies and borg are arguing semantics *

"Driver, get me the hell out of here ..."

Sure thing Mr. Dei. Where to?

"Nearest church of Pharasma, please."

0^^9 ~008!!! 57f\/ 4~d 937 0\/7 0f ^^y c4r!!!!!!11!!!!!!!111!!

Chaos is only Order you lack the perfection to understand

Oh, you poor thing. I'll send Confuse-a-Cat by later to give you some bundt cake.

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

Not only that

We never let go
Ever
We have you for life and beyond

So what you really mean is...

** spoiler omitted **

AUGH! Lawful Evil! Lawful Evil!

Good and evil are feeble concepts of a feeble mind

Good and evil are feeble concepts of a feeble mind

You've obviously never been Rick-rolled and had bourbon & Coke come out your nose.

Good and evil are feeble concepts of a feeble mind

41i9~^^3~7 15 F41L!!!!11111!!!!!1!!

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

Good and evil are feeble concepts of a feeble mind

You've obviously never been Rick-rolled and had bourbon & Coke come out your nose.

Correct.

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

Good and evil are feeble concepts of a feeble mind

You've obviously never been Rick-rolled and had bourbon & Coke come out your nose.

Glad to oblige.

Could I eat your brain?

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

Good and evil are feeble concepts of a feeble mind

You've obviously never been Rick-rolled and had bourbon & Coke come out your nose.

Glad to oblige.

Could I eat your brain?

It's still AWOL. All I have upstairs is sawdust, Folger's Crystals, and lesbian porn.

Cant we all just be friends?!...

...no?

...ah well...i tried