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Zombies! RSS

*holds up picket sign reading "zombies were people too"*

..........brains...........
Qadira (RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE Day 16

Wish the neighbours didn't keep stealing my gas (before the apocalypse). Been stuck here for days in this fuel-less car.

Old stereofoam containers from Greek takeout are not subsitutes for toilets.

Strange ... some zombie is marching around carrying the House for Sale sign from my neighbour's lawn as if it were a picket sign. More evidence that zombies are motivated by some kind of trace memories.
Tarren Dei wrote:

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE Day 16

Wish the neighbours didn't keep stealing my gas (before the apocalypse). Been stuck here for days in this fuel-less car.

Old stereofoam containers from Greek takeout are not subsitutes for toilets.

Strange ... some zombie is marching around carrying the House for Sale sign from my neighbour's lawn as if it were a picket sign. More evidence that zombies are motivated by some kind of trace memories.

Keaton Bloodfang wrote:
Runs out of house, clearing path through the zombies, and signals for Tarren to run for it.

Are we there yet? I'm hungry!
Qadira (RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)
Keaton Bloodfang wrote:
Tarren Dei wrote:

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE Day 16

Wish the neighbours didn't keep stealing my gas (before the apocalypse). Been stuck here for days in this fuel-less car.

Old stereofoam containers from Greek takeout are not subsitutes for toilets.

Strange ... some zombie is marching around carrying the House for Sale sign from my neighbour's lawn as if it were a picket sign. More evidence that zombies are motivated by some kind of trace memories.

Keaton Bloodfang wrote:
Runs out of house, clearing path through the zombies, and signals for Tarren to run for it.

Didn't we already blow up the house?

See, this is why we need GMs.
Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

walks over to car with a wrench in one hand and begins tapping on the hood

*starts knocking Tarren Dei's car window with p;icket sign*

we have rights, human, allow me to get my law book out...

*proceeds to recite appropriate laws focusing on rights of lawful aquisition*

*slips into backseat*

Excuse me, driver, could you come around and open my door? I wish to get out.

Are we there yet? I'm thirsty!
Qadira (RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)

Rise of the Zombies -- Day 17

Giving in would be easier.
Tarren Dei wrote:

Rise of the Zombies -- Day 17

Giving in would be easier.

Yes.

Yes it would.

You guys realize he got out of the car, right? He's going to that gun shop for some reason. Huh.

*teleports*

*runs out of Guns 'R' Us*

*clears path through zombies with shotgun/machine gun combo*

*signals Terran to run, points at supermarket conviently placed above Guns 'R' Us.*
Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)
Tarren Dei wrote:

Rise of the Zombies -- Day 17

Giving in would be easier.

starts chanting

One of us! One of us! One of us!

Meat is murder! Meat is murder!
Aberzombie wrote:
Tarren Dei wrote:

Rise of the Zombies -- Day 17

Giving in would be easier.

starts chanting

One of us! One of us! One of us!

One of us! One of us! One of u.... uh.... Wrong Rally.

Qadira (RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)

* stumbles out of car and sits down in the middle of the road wearing a 'Twilight' t-shirt *

'Maybe they'll think I'm already a zombie.'
Tarren Dei wrote:

* stumbles out of car and sits down in the middle of the road wearing a 'Twilight' t-shirt *

'Maybe they'll think I'm already a zombie.'

*Sees Twilight shirt*

Good books, crappy movie, zombies can have him.
Tarren Dei wrote:

* stumbles out of car and sits down in the middle of the road wearing a 'Twilight' t-shirt *

'Maybe they'll think I'm already a zombie.'

Meat is...

Hey, everyone, it's Kristin Stewart! *SQUEAL*
Bran McChomperface wrote:
Tarren Dei wrote:

* stumbles out of car and sits down in the middle of the road wearing a 'Twilight' t-shirt *

'Maybe they'll think I'm already a zombie.'

Meat is...

Hey, everyone, it's Kristin Stewart! *SQUEAL*

What's it like working with Taylor Lautner? He's dreeeeeeeeeeamy.

Shadow Lodge
Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
knocks on car window, asking for a donation for the Red Cross
Don't fall for it, it's a trap!
*eats Orthos's brain*

That's all empty calories you know. Mmmm, Void.

Tarren Dei wrote:

* stumbles out of car and sits down in the middle of the road wearing a 'Twilight' t-shirt *

'Maybe they'll think I'm already a zombie.'

Oh, dang. Looks like he's already lost his mind if he thinks anything Twilight is good.

Tarren Dei wrote:

* stumbles out of car and sits down in the middle of the road wearing a 'Twilight' t-shirt *

'Maybe they'll think I'm already a zombie.'

Excuse me, your brain looks delicious. Could I have a bite?

ugh...wearing that shirt means that you have no brains, I have lost all interest now.

*walks to the next door to plead for the equal rights for all undead*

Ha. Look at all the Twilight haters.
*laughs*
Qadira (RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)

*pointing towards Lecter* --> "Look, zombies, this one has a big creepy brain"

* Walks slowly out of the crowd flashing his Twilight shirt at the zombies *
Shadow Lodge
Keaton Bloodfang wrote:

Ha. Look at all the Twilight haters.

*laughs*

You expected anything less?

Tarren Dei wrote:


* Walks slowly out of the crowd flashing his Twilight shirt at the zombies *

Arghh!!! It burns! It burns!

Qadira (RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)
Dread Lord Zombie wrote:
Tarren Dei wrote:


* Walks slowly out of the crowd flashing his Twilight shirt at the zombies *

Arghh!!! It burns! It burns!

"Back the heck up, or I'll get all sparkly on your ass."

Tarren Dei wrote:
Dread Lord Zombie wrote:
Tarren Dei wrote:


* Walks slowly out of the crowd flashing his Twilight shirt at the zombies *

Arghh!!! It burns! It burns!
"Back the heck up, or I'll get all sparkly on your ass."

Keep it away! Hiss!

*Runs away, clutching book of TV Tropes to chest*

Telegram delivery for Tarren Dei.

Spoiler:

*****WESTERN UNION*********************
*******************TELEGRAM***********************

Tarren Dei
Besieged by Zombies, Canada

Urgent STOP Hear you are still undergoing siege STOP
Send word if help is needed STOP Zombie infestations suck END

Mairkurion

Qadira (RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Tarren Dei wrote:
Dread Lord Zombie wrote:
Tarren Dei wrote:


* Walks slowly out of the crowd flashing his Twilight shirt at the zombies *

Arghh!!! It burns! It burns!
"Back the heck up, or I'll get all sparkly on your ass."

Keep it away! Hiss!

*Runs away, clutching book of TV Tropes to chest*

'Damn, I could have used a kobold watching my back. I guess this shirt is more powerful than I thought.'

Qadira (RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)
Robby the Robot wrote:

Telegram delivery for Tarren Dei.

** spoiler omitted **

Telegram delivery for Robby the Robot

Spoiler:

*****WESTERN UNION*********************
*******************TELEGRAM***********************

Forget Mairkurion STOP
Salads do not kill zombies STOP
Send in the Borg EXCLAMATION POINT STOP

Tarren Dei

[Borg]We are the Borg. Resistance is futile.[/Borg]
Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Mmmmmm.....brainnnnnssss
Aberzombie wrote:
Mmmmmm.....brainnnnnssss

"Your species is defective. You will not be assimilated. Prepare to be eliminated."

Some zombie said the buffet table was over here.

Oh, hey, a robot!

*drool*
Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Technically, I think they're cyborgs. But, what the hell, go for it Rusty. You get the metal parts, we'll take care of any left over flesh and brainnnnssss....
Rusty the Poodle wrote:

Some zombie said the buffet table was over here.

Oh, hey, a robot!

*drool*

"Thank the collective for ceramic boots."

*eats cyborg's organic parts*
CyborgRodent_of_Logic wrote:
Rusty the Poodle wrote:

Some zombie said the buffet table was over here.

Oh, hey, a robot!

*drool*

"Thank the collective for ceramic boots."

You guys totally ripped off the Jacks there, you know.

*Goes back into hiding from scary Twilight fans*
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
CyborgRodent_of_Logic wrote:
Rusty the Poodle wrote:

Some zombie said the buffet table was over here.

Oh, hey, a robot!

*drool*

"Thank the collective for ceramic boots."

You guys totally ripped off the Jacks there, you know.

*Goes back into hiding from scary Twilight fans*

*casts glitterdust on KC, minus the blinding effect*

Kobold Cleaver wrote:
CyborgRodent_of_Logic wrote:
Rusty the Poodle wrote:

Some zombie said the buffet table was over here.

Oh, hey, a robot!

*drool*

"Thank the collective for ceramic boots."

You guys totally ripped off the Jacks there, you know.

*Goes back into hiding from scary Twilight fans*

"We did not rip off the Jacks. We added their uniqueness to the collective. Get it right. ... Dumb kobolds."

Indeed Species 327 was a flawed imperfect species
Drones of Species 327 now have a purpose and unity
We have added their uniqueness to our own
They have cast aside the flawed persona
Resistance was futile
Qadira (RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)

Telegram delivery for Robby the Robot

Spoiler:

Thanks, Robby STOP
Borg will pwn z0mb n00b @ss STOP EXCLAMATION POINT EXCLAMATION POINT ONE ONE ONE EXCLAMATION POINT ONE ONE SPACE EXCLAMATION POINT ONE

Osirion
Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

Indeed Species 327 was a flawed imperfect species

Drones of Species 327 now have a purpose and unity
We have added their uniqueness to our own
They have cast aside the flawed persona
Resistance was futile

THEY WERE LIKE US. THEY HAVE BECOME ONE WITH US.

GLORY TO THE MANY. YOU ARE A VOICE IN THE CHOIR.
CyborgRodent_of_Logic wrote:
Rusty the Poodle wrote:

Some zombie said the buffet table was over here.

Oh, hey, a robot!

*drool*

"Thank the collective for ceramic boots."

Dang it. I really need some genetic modification. All you robots have ceramic bits instead of metal bits.

By the way, Mr. Cow, your car was pretty tasty.

*BURP*

Robots is an incorrect term.
However you are a flawed creature
Mistakes are bound to happen
Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

Robots is an incorrect term.

However you are a flawed creature
Mistakes are bound to happen

You're not too shabby yourself, Robbie.

We are recruiting
We can improve your flawed form
Hands out a pamphlet entitled "Assimilation and you"
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