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I think we're at an impasse here. Maybe we can compromise?Well, I did.We weren't unreasonable. I mean, no wanted to eat his eye.Man, all this violence against the hearbeat challenged. What'd we ever do to you....?Yeah, all we wanted to do was eat his braaaaaiiiiinnnnnssss!
Maybe if Tarren gives us a leg to gnaw on, we'll go away?
Die, die, die ...Just open up the door, and we'll all come inside and eat your brainnnnnn.
But not his eyes, right? That would just be unreasonable.
Die, die, die ...I don't get it...
What's to get? "Kill zombies by shooting them in their head. They can't eat if you make them dead ...". Oh ... wait ... they're already dead. Well, undead. Still. Shooting them in the head seems like a good idea. "Shoot the zombies. Shoot the zombies. Shoot the zombies. Hey!"
Die, die, die ...Just open up the door, and we'll all come inside and eat your brainnnnnn.
Aberzombie, you can eat my dust. I just ran over Andlich on my way to Tim Hortons.
I hope your shotguns have the ghost touch property, dinner.
Excuse me, Mister Casper. We've heard some reports that you have been repeatedly entering a man's property and damaging it considerbly. As you should know from the last time, this is considered 'breaking and entering'. You are under arrest."
*Gets out ghost touch manacles and puts them on Casper*You'll have to come with us, now.
I hope your shotguns have the ghost touch property, dinner.Excuse me, Mister Casper. We've heard some reports that you have been repeatedly entering a man's property and damaging it considerbly. As you should know from the last time, this is considered 'breaking and entering'. You are under arrest."
*Gets out ghost touch manacles and puts them on Casper*
You'll have to come with us, now.
*eats Erusin's brain*
That was an appetizer, but I wish Dinner would come out of his house.
I hope your shotguns have the ghost touch property, dinner.Excuse me, Mister Casper. We've heard some reports that you have been repeatedly entering a man's property and damaging it considerbly. As you should know from the last time, this is considered 'breaking and entering'. You are under arrest."
*Gets out ghost touch manacles and puts them on Casper*
You'll have to come with us, now.*eats Erusin's brain*
That was an appetizer, but I wish Dinner would come out of his house.
Gee, too bad you're incorporeal.
Gee, too bad you're incorporeal.I hope your shotguns have the ghost touch property, dinner.Excuse me, Mister Casper. We've heard some reports that you have been repeatedly entering a man's property and damaging it considerbly. As you should know from the last time, this is considered 'breaking and entering'. You are under arrest."
*Gets out ghost touch manacles and puts them on Casper*
You'll have to come with us, now.*eats Erusin's brain*
That was an appetizer, but I wish Dinner would come out of his house.
It's true. Eating your brain had nothing to do with sustenance and everything to do with deliciousness, even if it just fell through my body and splatted on the floor.
It's true. Eating your brain had nothing to do with sustenance and everything to do with deliciousness, even if it just fell through my body and splatted on the floor.Gee, too bad you're incorporeal.I hope your shotguns have the ghost touch property, dinner.Excuse me, Mister Casper. We've heard some reports that you have been repeatedly entering a man's property and damaging it considerbly. As you should know from the last time, this is considered 'breaking and entering'. You are under arrest."
*Gets out ghost touch manacles and puts them on Casper*
You'll have to come with us, now.*eats Erusin's brain*
That was an appetizer, but I wish Dinner would come out of his house.
Sorry, no. That's not how incorporeal things work. You can't taste things like that. Now get in the carriage, nutcase.
/\Score one for the cauliflower decoys.
*gets handcuff keys off of Erusin's de-brained corpse and unlocks handcuffs*
Come on, dinner, why won't you come out and play?
These ghosts aren't too bright, are they? It looks like this one is locked in his own separate reality where he can remove my brains without touching me.
By the way, can you guys PLEASE not eat all the cauliflower? That's all I'm going to have for supper tonight, thanks to that stupid zombie drooling all over my wallet. No WAY I'm touching that.
Hey! Is it just me, or is that house empty now? He must have escaped while we were occupied! Myabe we should go look for him.
You know, as a semi-sentient being, the laws still apply to you. So I'm gonna let you guys go with a warning, because I haven't had to arrest you before.
However, as for YOU, Mr. Casper--*Turns and sees dead guards--not debrained!--and missing Casper*
Ah, dammit. I'm getting out of here.
*Drives off, arresting random un-sentient zombie just to act like he was successful*
Hey! Is it just me, or is that house empty now? He must have escaped while we were occupied! Myabe we should go look for him.*honks horn to get zombie hordes attention**slips into passanger seat*
You rang?
There's no such thing as ghosts.
*honks horn at Zombies again*
energy drain
Just keep telling yourself that.
Ummm ... ghostbusters?Who ya gonna call?
That doesn't look like Ray Parker Jr.
Say, can you open the door to your car? It's cold out here.
HEY! ZOMBIES! What do you think you're doing? It's Erik Mona Day! So change your avvies!
And give it a rest. It's a holiday. How about you guys go after the poodles instead? They're easier to catch.
Oh, right, forgot you wanted brains. Okay, well then the Jac--wait, no. Celes--no, hmm. The Lynoria--wait, no. Moorlu--dang it, no!
Sorry, Tarren, supply and demand.
