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Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Thu, Nov 5, 2009, 10:47 AM

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Dread Lord Zombie wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Man, all this violence against the hearbeat challenged. What'd we ever do to you....?

Yeah, all we wanted to do was eat his braaaaaiiiiinnnnnssss!

We weren't unreasonable. I mean, no wanted to eat his eye.

Well, I did.

I think we're at an impasse here. Maybe we can compromise?

Dread Lord Zombie, Thu, Nov 5, 2009, 11:09 AM

Aberzombie wrote:

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Dread Lord Zombie wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Man, all this violence against the hearbeat challenged. What'd we ever do to you....?

Yeah, all we wanted to do was eat his braaaaaiiiiinnnnnssss!

We weren't unreasonable. I mean, no wanted to eat his eye.

Well, I did.

I think we're at an impasse here. Maybe we can compromise?

Maybe if Tarren gives us a leg to gnaw on, we'll go away?

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost, Thu, Nov 5, 2009, 11:12 AM

A leg and some braaaaaaaaiiinnnsss?

Sebastian's Ghost, Thu, Nov 5, 2009, 11:14 AM

I could use some brains!

Tarren Dei (RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8), Thu, Nov 5, 2009, 11:57 AM

Die, die, die ...

The Ghost of Kobold Cleaver, Thu, Nov 5, 2009, 12:01 PM

Tarren Dei wrote:

Die, die, die ...

I don't get it...

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Thu, Nov 5, 2009, 12:11 PM

Tarren Dei wrote:

Die, die, die ...

Just open up the door, and we'll all come inside and eat your brainnnnnn.

Davi The Eccentric, Thu, Nov 5, 2009, 01:40 PM

Aberzombie wrote:

Tarren Dei wrote:

Die, die, die ...

Just open up the door, and we'll all come inside and eat your brainnnnnn.

But not his eyes, right? That would just be unreasonable.

Kobold Cleaver, Thu, Nov 5, 2009, 03:23 PM

Wait, it just occurred to me:
There are zombies. In Paizonia. Looking for brains.
I believe the line Aberzombie favors is:
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Tarren Dei (RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8), Thu, Nov 5, 2009, 07:20 PM

The Ghost of Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Tarren Dei wrote:

Die, die, die ...

I don't get it...

What's to get? "Kill zombies by shooting them in their head. They can't eat if you make them dead ...". Oh ... wait ... they're already dead. Well, undead. Still. Shooting them in the head seems like a good idea. "Shoot the zombies. Shoot the zombies. Shoot the zombies. Hey!"

Tarren Dei (RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8), Thu, Nov 5, 2009, 07:21 PM

Aberzombie wrote:

Tarren Dei wrote:

Die, die, die ...

Just open up the door, and we'll all come inside and eat your brainnnnnn.

Aberzombie, you can eat my dust. I just ran over Andlich on my way to Tim Hortons.

Tarren Dei (RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8), Thu, Nov 5, 2009, 07:23 PM

I've been watching training videos. I am now ready.

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost, Fri, Nov 6, 2009, 06:18 AM

I hope your shotguns have the ghost touch property, dinner.

Dread Lord Zombie, Fri, Nov 6, 2009, 06:27 AM

BRAAAAIIIINNNNSSSS!!!!

Thread Zombie, Fri, Nov 6, 2009, 06:38 AM

Dread Lord Zombie wrote:

BRAAAAIIIINNNNSSSS!!!!

*brurgle!*

Erusin, Fri, Nov 6, 2009, 07:15 AM

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:

I hope your shotguns have the ghost touch property, dinner.

Excuse me, Mister Casper. We've heard some reports that you have been repeatedly entering a man's property and damaging it considerbly. As you should know from the last time, this is considered 'breaking and entering'. You are under arrest."
*Gets out ghost touch manacles and puts them on Casper*
You'll have to come with us, now.

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost, Fri, Nov 6, 2009, 07:27 AM

Erusin wrote:

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:

I hope your shotguns have the ghost touch property, dinner.

Excuse me, Mister Casper. We've heard some reports that you have been repeatedly entering a man's property and damaging it considerbly. As you should know from the last time, this is considered 'breaking and entering'. You are under arrest."
*Gets out ghost touch manacles and puts them on Casper*
You'll have to come with us, now.

*eats Erusin's brain*

That was an appetizer, but I wish Dinner would come out of his house.

Tarren Dei (RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8), Fri, Nov 6, 2009, 07:34 AM

Bye, bye Casper.

Erusin, Fri, Nov 6, 2009, 07:44 AM

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:

Erusin wrote:

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:

I hope your shotguns have the ghost touch property, dinner.

Excuse me, Mister Casper. We've heard some reports that you have been repeatedly entering a man's property and damaging it considerbly. As you should know from the last time, this is considered 'breaking and entering'. You are under arrest."
*Gets out ghost touch manacles and puts them on Casper*
You'll have to come with us, now.

*eats Erusin's brain*

That was an appetizer, but I wish Dinner would come out of his house.

Gee, too bad you're incorporeal.

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost, Fri, Nov 6, 2009, 07:49 AM

Erusin wrote:

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:

Erusin wrote:

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:

I hope your shotguns have the ghost touch property, dinner.

Excuse me, Mister Casper. We've heard some reports that you have been repeatedly entering a man's property and damaging it considerbly. As you should know from the last time, this is considered 'breaking and entering'. You are under arrest."
*Gets out ghost touch manacles and puts them on Casper*
You'll have to come with us, now.

*eats Erusin's brain*

That was an appetizer, but I wish Dinner would come out of his house.

Gee, too bad you're incorporeal.

It's true. Eating your brain had nothing to do with sustenance and everything to do with deliciousness, even if it just fell through my body and splatted on the floor.

Dread Lord Zombie, Fri, Nov 6, 2009, 07:49 AM

Erusin wrote:

Gee, too bad you're incorporeal.

But I'm not! *eats Erusin's brain*

Erusin, Fri, Nov 6, 2009, 07:50 AM

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:

Erusin wrote:

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:

Erusin wrote:

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:

I hope your shotguns have the ghost touch property, dinner.

Excuse me, Mister Casper. We've heard some reports that you have been repeatedly entering a man's property and damaging it considerbly. As you should know from the last time, this is considered 'breaking and entering'. You are under arrest."
*Gets out ghost touch manacles and puts them on Casper*
You'll have to come with us, now.

*eats Erusin's brain*

That was an appetizer, but I wish Dinner would come out of his house.

Gee, too bad you're incorporeal.

It's true. Eating your brain had nothing to do with sustenance and everything to do with deliciousness, even if it just fell through my body and splatted on the floor.

Sorry, no. That's not how incorporeal things work. You can't taste things like that. Now get in the carriage, nutcase.
/\Score one for the cauliflower decoys.

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Fri, Nov 6, 2009, 08:13 AM

Dread Lord Zombie wrote:

But I'm not! *eats Erusin's brain*

He has a brain?

Dread Lord Zombie, Fri, Nov 6, 2009, 08:22 AM

Aberzombie wrote:

Dread Lord Zombie wrote:

But I'm not! *eats Erusin's brain*

He has a brain?

He did! However, it was small and not very nourishing.

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Fri, Nov 6, 2009, 08:23 AM

Dread Lord Zombie wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Dread Lord Zombie wrote:

But I'm not! *eats Erusin's brain*

He has a brain?

He did! However, it was small and not very nourishing.

Did you have to use the tweezers to find it?

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost, Fri, Nov 6, 2009, 08:25 AM

*gets handcuff keys off of Erusin's de-brained corpse and unlocks handcuffs*

Come on, dinner, why won't you come out and play?

Dread Lord Zombie, Fri, Nov 6, 2009, 08:27 AM

Aberzombie wrote:

Dread Lord Zombie wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Dread Lord Zombie wrote:

But I'm not! *eats Erusin's brain*

He has a brain?

He did! However, it was small and not very nourishing.

Did you have to use the tweezers to find it?

Yes, with the help of a magnifying glass. I can't wait for Tarren to come out. He has a doctorate so we know he has to have a big braaaaiiiiinnnn.

Tarren Dei (RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8), Fri, Nov 6, 2009, 09:07 AM

Day 7 -- Noon.

Zombies don't seem to notice that I roared out of the garage an hour ago and am now parked within site of the house to write in my journal.

Holy Warrior, Fri, Nov 6, 2009, 09:17 AM

He's finally escaped! Now I can make my escape!

*Runs away*

Erusin, Fri, Nov 6, 2009, 03:32 PM

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:

*gets handcuff keys off of Erusin's de-brained corpse and unlocks handcuffs*

Come on, dinner, why won't you come out and play?

These ghosts aren't too bright, are they? It looks like this one is locked in his own separate reality where he can remove my brains without touching me.
By the way, can you guys PLEASE not eat all the cauliflower? That's all I'm going to have for supper tonight, thanks to that stupid zombie drooling all over my wallet. No WAY I'm touching that.

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Sat, Nov 7, 2009, 07:06 AM

Hey! Is it just me, or is that house empty now? He must have escaped while we were occupied! Myabe we should go look for him.

Erusin, Sat, Nov 7, 2009, 09:16 AM

Aberzombie wrote:

Hey! Is it just me, or is that house empty now? He must have escaped while we were occupied! Myabe we should go look for him.

You know, as a semi-sentient being, the laws still apply to you. So I'm gonna let you guys go with a warning, because I haven't had to arrest you before.
However, as for YOU, Mr. Casper--
*Turns and sees dead guards--not debrained!--and missing Casper*
Ah, dammit. I'm getting out of here.
*Drives off, arresting random un-sentient zombie just to act like he was successful*

Tarren Dei (RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8), Sat, Nov 7, 2009, 09:27 AM

Aberzombie wrote:

Hey! Is it just me, or is that house empty now? He must have escaped while we were occupied! Myabe we should go look for him.

*honks horn to get zombie hordes attention*

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost, Sun, Nov 8, 2009, 05:20 PM

Tarren Dei wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Hey! Is it just me, or is that house empty now? He must have escaped while we were occupied! Myabe we should go look for him.

*honks horn to get zombie hordes attention*

*slips into passanger seat*

You rang?

Tarren Dei (RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8), Mon, Nov 9, 2009, 04:30 AM

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:

Tarren Dei wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Hey! Is it just me, or is that house empty now? He must have escaped while we were occupied! Myabe we should go look for him.

*honks horn to get zombie hordes attention*

*slips into passanger seat*

You rang?

There's no such thing as ghosts.

*honks horn at Zombies again*

Bran McChomperface, Mon, Nov 9, 2009, 05:39 AM

Who ya gonna call?

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost, Mon, Nov 9, 2009, 05:40 AM

Tarren Dei wrote:

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:

Tarren Dei wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Hey! Is it just me, or is that house empty now? He must have escaped while we were occupied! Myabe we should go look for him.

*honks horn to get zombie hordes attention*

*slips into passanger seat*

You rang?

There's no such thing as ghosts.

*honks horn at Zombies again*

energy drain

Just keep telling yourself that.

Tarren Dei (RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8), Mon, Nov 9, 2009, 05:41 AM

Bran McChomperface wrote:

Who ya gonna call?

Ummm ... ghostbusters?

Bran McChomperface, Mon, Nov 9, 2009, 05:43 AM

Tarren Dei wrote:

Bran McChomperface wrote:

Who ya gonna call?

Ummm ... ghostbusters?

That doesn't look like Ray Parker Jr.

Say, can you open the door to your car? It's cold out here.

Tarren Dei (RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8), Mon, Nov 9, 2009, 05:53 AM

*honk*honk*HOOONNNNNK~!*

Kobold Cleaver, Mon, Nov 9, 2009, 07:58 AM

Tarren Dei wrote:

*honk*honk*HOOONNNNNK~!*

That's it!
*RUns over and starts smashing car with a hammer*
STOP! MAKING! THAT! NOISE!

Thread Zombie, Mon, Nov 9, 2009, 08:10 AM

*shoves undead squirrel up the car's tailpipe*

*Gurgle!*

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Mon, Nov 9, 2009, 08:19 AM

turns from entering empty house, starts shuffling towards honking noise

Brainnnnnnsssss.........

Kobold Cleaver, Mon, Nov 9, 2009, 10:24 AM

HEY! ZOMBIES! What do you think you're doing? It's Erik Mona Day! So change your avvies!
And give it a rest. It's a holiday. How about you guys go after the poodles instead? They're easier to catch.
Oh, right, forgot you wanted brains. Okay, well then the Jac--wait, no. Celes--no, hmm. The Lynoria--wait, no. Moorlu--dang it, no!
Sorry, Tarren, supply and demand.

Tarren Dei (RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8), Mon, Nov 9, 2009, 11:44 AM

Hmmm ... I wonder if I left the garage door wide open ... that can't be good.

Thread Zombie, Mon, Nov 9, 2009, 12:10 PM

Tarren Dei wrote:

Hmmm ... I wonder if I left the garage door wide open ... that can't be good.

*steals all of Tarren Dei's Pathfinder books and then discovers the My Little Sebastian collection of ponies in a box under the tool bench*

*urp?*

Keaton Bloodfang, Mon, Nov 9, 2009, 12:33 PM

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:

*leaves Tarren's refrigerator open*

There is no Tarren, only ZUUL!

Oh, and uh...

Blooooood...

Kobold Cleaver, Mon, Nov 9, 2009, 12:47 PM

Keaton Bloodfang wrote:

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:

*leaves Tarren's refrigerator open*

There is no Tarren, only ZUUL!

Oh, and uh...

Blooooood...

Ahem. Just because you're zombies doesn't mean you can ignore Erik Mona Day!
Oh, and don't damage the books. Those are priceless.

Tarren Dei (RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8), Mon, Nov 9, 2009, 01:28 PM

Tarren Dei wrote:

Hmmm ... I wonder if I left the garage door wide open ... that can't be good.

And the gas on ... yep, pretty sure I left the gas on ...

Mona Jester, Mon, Nov 9, 2009, 01:36 PM

Whats going on? Why are they looking at me with drool on their mouths?
hey stop that! No nibbling! get away! Momma said not to let people do that!
~ Backs slowly away~