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Doctor Sinister, M.E., Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 05:36 AM

I can't believe that moron "anchor" actually got on the air and suggested that the H1N1 vaccine was causing this zombie outbreak. I work so hard, and I don't get any respect!


Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 05:38 AM

unlocks Tarren's doors again


Xuttah, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 06:18 AM

Tarren Dei wrote: Thank you Xuttah, I hope you and yours are doing well. I heard that Surelybroke where I'm living has milder winters. I forgot to ask the human resources people if it got cold enough to freeze the zombies. They might still be working on the zombie trench and kill zones for your neighbourhood (Zombie Trench: Invented by Canada's greatest Prime Minister, Tim Horton, the zombie trench is a 20' deep, steeply sloped concrete ditch that lines the roadsides of most populated areas. It slopes gently downhill and funnels any zombie unfortunate enough to fall in towards an automated underground machine that is part meat grinder, part incinerator. They are often baited by brave volunteers or animals, usually loons, polar bears, caribou or beavers suspended in a cherry picker or cage above the trench.) That would explain your little fan club. Consult your local Ministry of Undead Affairs for more details. We're doing okay, thanks. I live in Hamilton, and our local hockey team (Bulldogs) keep the Zeds in line for the most part. I also don't live too far from the local Rona and their zombie control department (right next to the spotlights) is top notch. Your local store might deliver if you're in a pinch. :)


Celestial Healer, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 06:20 AM

Does the zombie trench involve delicious doughnuts? Mmm. Tim Hortons...


Xuttah, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 06:42 AM

Celestial Healer wrote: Does the zombie trench involve delicious doughnuts? Mmm. Tim Hortons... The powdered, jelly filled ones are used as our traditional Thanksgiving zombie head proxies. Squeeze a strawberry one in your hands and tell me it doesn't look like you're smashing a zombie head! :)


Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 06:45 AM

Using his new Zombiepult™, launches members of the horde at Tarren's roof


andLich, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 06:45 AM

Wheeeeee.....I'm flying! thud


Thread Zombie, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 06:46 AM

gets stuck going down the chimney Gurgle!


Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 06:47 AM

Aberzombie wrote: Using his new Zombiepult™, launches members of the horde at Tarren's roof You guys know the door is unlocked, right?


Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 06:48 AM

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote: Aberzombie wrote: Using his new Zombiepult™, launches members of the horde at Tarren's roof You guys know the door is unlocked, right? Yeah, but this is more fun...


Callous Jack (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 06:53 AM

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote: You guys know the door is unlocked, right? Have you ever seen a braid-dead zombie open a door in the movies?


Celestial Healer, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 06:54 AM

Xuttah wrote: Celestial Healer wrote: Does the zombie trench involve delicious doughnuts? Mmm. Tim Hortons... The powdered, jelly filled ones are used as our traditional Thanksgiving zombie head proxies. Squeeze a strawberry one in your hands and tell me it doesn't look like you're smashing a zombie head! :) Mmm. Jelly doughnut. Those of us who live in the US near the Canadian border can report to the rest of the country: The invasion is here, and it's delicious.


Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 07:05 AM

launch thud


Greyish-Greenish Slaad, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 07:22 AM

YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP! Squeaky toys! Chews zombie


andLich, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 07:25 AM

Mmmm.....brainnnsss.


Greyish-Greenish Slaad, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 07:30 AM

andLich wrote: Mmmm.....brainnnsss. YAP YAP YAP YAP! Drops landmine and continues chewing


Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 07:32 AM

Chews back on the multi-colored poodle/frog thing


Greyish-Greenish Slaad, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 07:38 AM

Aberzombie wrote: Chews back on the multi-colored poodle/frog thing Yipe Yipe Yipe! Drops landmine on zombie


Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 07:45 AM

Hey poodle, how would you like to go for a ride in the Zombiepult™?


Greyish-Greenish Slaad, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 07:48 AM

Aberzombie wrote: Hey poodle, how would you like to go for a ride in the Zombiepult™? YAP! GRR! Hey, they changed the posting format! Awesome!


Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 07:55 AM

Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote: Hey, they changed the posting format! Awesome! It is the power of the LoAC Who Must Not Be Named!


Greyish-Greenish Slaad, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 07:56 AM

Aberzombie wrote: Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote: Hey, they changed the posting format! Awesome! It is the power of the LoAC Who Must Not Be Named! I'm just happy I won't have to go back to look something up! Go LoAC! YAP YAP YAP! Gets excited and humps zombies


Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 07:59 AM

Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote: Gets excited and humps zombies Ewww...watch it. Something might fall off when you do that.


Greyish-Greenish Slaad, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 08:03 AM

Aberzombie wrote: Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote: Gets excited and humps zombies Ewww...watch it. Something might fall off when you do that. Lihe whah? Chewing leg


Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 08:05 AM

Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote: Aberzombie wrote: Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote: Gets excited and humps zombies Ewww...watch it. Something might fall off when you do that. Lihe whah? Chewing leg A buddy of mine over in Horde #5 was being chewed on by a dog and his...um...private parts came right off.


Holy Warrior, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 08:16 AM

What you didn't turn the undead? Did you take the feat? Do you even have cleric levels? Alright I'll handle this. As a devout follower of Pelor I of course can turn undead. Turn undead In Pelor's name begone from this place undead monstrosities!


Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 08:19 AM

give's the Holy Warrior the finger


Dread Lord Zombie, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 08:23 AM

moons Holy Warrior


Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 08:25 AM

Welcome DLZ! We've been launching some of the lesser horde members at the roof with the Zombiepult™


Dread Lord Zombie, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 08:26 AM

Aberzombie wrote: Welcome DLZ! We've been launching some of the lesser horde members at the roof with the Zombiepult™ Sounds like fun. I think I'll join in the mayhem.


Dread Lord Zombie, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 08:28 AM

BRAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNSSSS!


Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 08:29 AM

Holy Warrior wrote: What you didn't turn the undead? Did you take the feat? Do you even have cleric levels? Alright I'll handle this. As a devout follower of Pelor I of course can turn undead. Turn undead In Pelor's name begone from this place undead monstrosities! ... Energy Drain Let's see you turn undead when you've regressed to 1st level, mortal.


Tarren Dei (RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8), Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 08:32 AM

Day 4 -- Almost noon Just saw some crazy guy hold up some shiny silver object and try to scare the zombies away. They actually backed up for a moment before they ate him. You'd need like 200 of those guys to even clear the street. Another thud on the roof. I don't get it. Zombies are too dumb to turn a door knob but they can aim and fire a catapult. Weird.


Thread Zombie, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 08:43 AM

slides down chimney Gurgle


Tarren Dei (RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8), Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 08:52 AM

Day 4 -- Almost noon Thank God I don't have a chimney.


Dread Lord Zombie, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 09:17 AM

Has anybody thought about using a battering ram to get this door down? It could work.


Tarren Dei (RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8), Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 09:20 AM

Dread Lord Zombie wrote: Has anybody thought about using a battering ram to get this door down? It could work. No. No one has. At least, nobody with an Intelligence of --- has.


andLich, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 09:57 AM

scratches at lower part of door while making barking noises


Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 10:45 AM

opens several doors and windows from the inside


Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 10:53 AM

dresses as pizza deliver guy and walks to door with large pepperoni


Ambrosia Slaad, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 11:13 AM

Xuttah wrote: Anti-Zombie safety message from the Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen Norm Abrams: "But first, let's talk about shop safety. Remember to read, understand and follow all of the instructions that come with your power tools. And remember to wear these, safety glasses." {Norm then proceeds to clamp a zombie's head into place and routes dados into its undead skull.}


Thread Zombie, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 11:25 AM

Tarren Dei wrote: Day 4 -- Almost noon Thank God I don't have a chimney. slides down next door neighbor's chimney by mistake furgle!


Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 11:30 AM

That's OK TZ, we'll get it right on the next shot. Or the one after that. Or the one after that. Or the one after that.....


Dread Lord Zombie, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 11:37 AM

Aberzombie wrote: That's OK TZ, we'll get it right on the next shot. Or the one after that. Or the one after that. Or the one after that..... That's right. Time is on our side. Besides, Tarren has to come outside eventually. His BRAAAAIINNNSSSS will be ours!


Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 11:40 AM

Mmmmmm.......


andLich, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 11:41 AM

.....brainnnnnssss


Xuttah, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 11:42 AM

Ambrosia Slaad wrote: Xuttah wrote: Anti-Zombie safety message from the Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen Yet another public safety announcement from McMaster University in Hamilton, Ontario...


Thread Zombie, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 11:44 AM

Xuttah wrote: Yet another public safety announcement from McMaster University in Hamilton, Ontario... chews on kobold brains blurgle


Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 11:45 AM

Thread Zombie wrote: chews on kobold brains Otherwise known as "starving".