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Balrog Nov 23, 2009, 05:24 PM

DragonBringerX wrote:

Cant we all just be friends?!...

...no?

...ah well...i tried

Yeah that never works.

Robby the Robot Nov 23, 2009, 05:29 PM

One-Of-Many wrote:

ACTIVATING LIMOUSINE TRACKING DEVICE.

DOWNLOADING COORDINATES TO OPERATIVE CODENAME ROBBY.

TRANSMISSION COMPLETE. LOCK ONLINE. TRACK ONLINE.

Received interfering Borg transmission. Transmitting false coordinates. Proceeding with attempted rescue mission. Increase speed of hovercraft.

Attention, Tarren Dei! You are in DANGER!!!

One-Of-Many Nov 23, 2009, 05:41 PM

Robby the Robot wrote:

Received interfering Borg transmission. Transmitting false coordinates. Proceeding with attempted rescue mission. Increase speed of hovercraft.

ERROR ERROR ERROR INTERFERENCE DETECTED INTERFERENCE DETECTED

TRANSMISSION DISCONNECTED. REVERTING TO MANUAL PURSUIT MODE. DEPLOYING OBSERVATION DRONES.

Tarren Dei (RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8) Nov 23, 2009, 07:13 PM

"Driver, I think we passed this house before? Are you going in circles? I distinctly remember that zombie with the 'Tender, Succulent, and Well-Aged And the meat's not bad either' barbecue apron."

Bran McChomperface Nov 23, 2009, 08:11 PM

Going my way?

Iron Lich Nov 24, 2009, 03:29 AM

I feel so very confused about what side to stand on.

Tarren Dei (RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8) Nov 24, 2009, 04:41 AM

Iron Lich wrote:

I feel so very confused about what side to stand on.

Stand to the left. ... A little more ... A little more ...

"Driver, stop! There's an iron man in the middle of the road in front of us!!!"

The Bard Nov 24, 2009, 05:40 AM

Iron Lich wrote:

I feel so very confused about what side to stand on.

*Casts major image to create young girl in country clothes with her pet dog in a handbasket*

I'll miss you too Tin Man...

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Nov 24, 2009, 05:49 AM

steers the limo towards downtown

Iron Lich Nov 24, 2009, 06:25 AM

*chases down limo screaming about needing insurance details*

This will cost me a heap to buff out, I need compensation. police! police! Hit and run!

80rg \/n17 #314 Nov 24, 2009, 07:06 AM

Aberzombie wrote:

steers the limo towards downtown

0^^9!!! ~008 dr1v3r!!!!!!!11!111!!!

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Nov 24, 2009, 09:26 AM

After several hours of driving, stops limo in front of a familiar house and opens door for passenger.

Bran McChomperface Nov 24, 2009, 06:20 PM

Look mailbox

Tarren Dei (RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8) Nov 24, 2009, 06:43 PM

Aberzombie wrote:

After several hours of driving, stops limo in front of a familiar house and opens door for passenger.

My own house? The driver must have been going in circles ... mindless repetition as if he's not really all there ... either a stoner or a zombie!

Just to be safe ...

* Pulls out his Colt Monty Python revolver; fires *

1d20 ⇒ 4

2d6 ⇒ (1, 2) = 3

80rg \/n17 #314 Nov 24, 2009, 07:01 PM

Tarren Dei wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:
After several hours of driving, stops limo in front of a familiar house and opens door for passenger.
My own house? The driver must have been going in circles ... mindless repetition as if he's not really all there ... either a stoner or a zombie!
Just to be safe ...

* Pulls out his Colt Monty Python revolver; fires *

1d20; 2d6

0^^9!!!!!111!!!

*Fires l337-ning at cow*
74573 1337 5p34k, ~008!!!!!1!!!!!!111!!!!!

Bran McChomperface Nov 24, 2009, 07:22 PM

Bran McChomperface wrote:

Look mailbox

Go west

Orthos Nov 24, 2009, 10:47 PM

Bran McChomperface wrote:

Bran McChomperface wrote:
Look mailbox

Go west

There is a white house here.

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Nov 25, 2009, 03:47 AM

Tarren Dei wrote:

Just to be safe ...

* Pulls out his Colt Monty Python revolver; fires *

1d20; 2d6

Ouch!

Robby the Robot Nov 25, 2009, 05:23 AM

I attempted to warn you, Tarren Dei. Your fire arms will be of limited application in the destruction of zombies. Please get in the hovercraft, while there is yet hope.

{clickety-clickety-clickety}

Keaton Bloodfang Nov 25, 2009, 05:35 AM

Robby the Robot wrote:

I attempted to warn you, Tarren Dei. Your fire arms will be of limited application in the destruction of zombies. Please get in the hovercraft, while there is yet hope.

{clickety-clickety-clickety}

Yes, it is much safer up here with the robot and I. Hurry, lest the zombiez confuse you by dancing!

lordzack Nov 25, 2009, 06:14 AM

Yeah, no one can resist the evil of the Thriller!

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost Nov 25, 2009, 06:33 AM

We're here, Tarren. Would you like me to open the door for you?

80rg \/n17 #314 Nov 25, 2009, 07:07 AM

Keaton Bloodfang wrote:

Robby the Robot wrote:
I attempted to warn you, Tarren Dei. Your fire arms will be of limited application in the destruction of zombies. Please get in the hovercraft, while there is yet hope.

{clickety-clickety-clickety}
Yes, it is much safer up here with the robot and I. Hurry, lest the zombiez confuse you by dancing!

~00B5!!! 1 810w \/p h0v3rcr4f7 n0w!!!!!!!11!!!111!!!

*Holds out grenade*

Bran McChomperface Nov 25, 2009, 07:08 AM

Orthos wrote:

Bran McChomperface wrote:

Bran McChomperface wrote:
Look mailbox

Go west
There is a white house here.

Braiiiiins

Tarren Dei (RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8) Nov 25, 2009, 07:17 AM

Keaton Bloodfang wrote:

Robby the Robot wrote:
I attempted to warn you, Tarren Dei. Your fire arms will be of limited application in the destruction of zombies. Please get in the hovercraft, while there is yet hope.

{clickety-clickety-clickety}
Yes, it is much safer up here with the robot and I. Hurry, lest the zombiez confuse you by dancing!

One question, Bloodfang, do you sparkle?

Keaton Bloodfang Nov 25, 2009, 07:19 AM

Tarren Dei wrote:

Keaton Bloodfang wrote:

Robby the Robot wrote:
I attempted to warn you, Tarren Dei. Your fire arms will be of limited application in the destruction of zombies. Please get in the hovercraft, while there is yet hope.

{clickety-clickety-clickety}
Yes, it is much safer up here with the robot and I. Hurry, lest the zombiez confuse you by dancing!
One question, Bloodfang, do you sparkle?

I do not.

80rg \/n17 #314 Nov 25, 2009, 07:36 AM

Keaton Bloodfang wrote:

Tarren Dei wrote:

Keaton Bloodfang wrote:

Robby the Robot wrote:
I attempted to warn you, Tarren Dei. Your fire arms will be of limited application in the destruction of zombies. Please get in the hovercraft, while there is yet hope.

{clickety-clickety-clickety}
Yes, it is much safer up here with the robot and I. Hurry, lest the zombiez confuse you by dancing!
One question, Bloodfang, do you sparkle?
I do not.

D13, N0085!!!!!!!11!!!11!!!

*Throws grenade at floor of helicopter*

lordzack Nov 25, 2009, 07:47 AM

*Drinks potion to give him extra hit points*

*Jumps on grenade to shield the others from the blast*

Robby the Robot Nov 25, 2009, 07:48 AM

Tarren Dei wrote:

Keaton Bloodfang wrote:

Robby the Robot wrote:
I attempted to warn you, Tarren Dei. Your fire arms will be of limited application in the destruction of zombies. Please get in the hovercraft, while there is yet hope.

{clickety-clickety-clickety}
Yes, it is much safer up here with the robot and I. Hurry, lest the zombiez confuse you by dancing!
One question, Bloodfang, do you sparkle?

Robots gleam in the sun, however, we do not Sparkle. Also a vampire appears to be trying to infiltrate the hovercraft. Dr. Dei, please assist him to exit with your horns as you climb in. Morpheus said nothing about taking on vampires.

80rg \/n17 #314 Nov 25, 2009, 07:53 AM

lordzack wrote:

*Drinks potion to give him extra hit points*

*Jumps on grenade to shield the others from the blast*

4 sh4m3 1t5 0n1y 3ff3c7 15 1337-n1~g.

*1337-speak infects poor Zack, forcing him to speak a strange language of symbols and numbers for a certain amount of time relating to he amount of time he feels it would remain amusing*
Mu4h4h4h4h4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!

Bran McChomperface Nov 25, 2009, 08:03 AM

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Tarren Dei wrote:

Keaton Bloodfang wrote:

Robby the Robot wrote:
I attempted to warn you, Tarren Dei. Your fire arms will be of limited application in the destruction of zombies. Please get in the hovercraft, while there is yet hope.

{clickety-clickety-clickety}
Yes, it is much safer up here with the robot and I. Hurry, lest the zombiez confuse you by dancing!
One question, Bloodfang, do you sparkle?
Robots gleam in the sun, however, we do not Sparkle. Also a vampire appears to be trying to infiltrate the hovercraft. Dr. Dei, please assist him to exit with your horns as you climb in. Morpheus said nothing about taking on vampires.

Psst. Your leaves are showing.

Jump hovercraft

Robby the Robot Nov 25, 2009, 08:06 AM

DANGER! DANGER! DANGER, TARREN ROBINSON!

Bran McChomperface Nov 25, 2009, 08:09 AM

Smokey the Bear wrote:

Tarren Dei wrote:

Keaton Bloodfang wrote:

Robby the Robot wrote:
I attempted to warn you, Tarren Dei. Your fire arms will be of limited application in the destruction of zombies. Please get in the hovercraft, while there is yet hope.

{clickety-clickety-clickety}
Yes, it is much safer up here with the robot and I. Hurry, lest the zombiez confuse you by dancing!
One question, Bloodfang, do you sparkle?
Robots gleam in the sun, however, we do not Sparkle. Also a vampire appears to be trying to infiltrate the hovercraft. Dr. Dei, please assist him to exit with your horns as you climb in. Morpheus said nothing about taking on vampires.

That's better.

Eat brain

Robby the Robot Nov 25, 2009, 08:16 AM

Flips switch which sends 20,000 watts of electricity through the exterior of the hovercraft, at a high frequency of alternating current.

Hold your nose, sir. Sizzling undead tend to offend the olfactory sensibilities of most carbon-based life forms...

Grue in the Attic Nov 25, 2009, 08:29 AM

Bran McChomperface wrote:

Orthos wrote:

Bran McChomperface wrote:

Bran McChomperface wrote:
Look mailbox

Go west
There is a white house here.
Braiiiiins

*lurks*

lordzack Nov 25, 2009, 08:38 AM

Gr347, I |-|4v3 70 5p34k i|\| 1337? I d0|\|'7 3v3|\| k|\|0w |-|0w! I |-|4d 70 fi|\|d 4 13375p34k 7r4|\|51470r 70 3v3|\| 54y 7|-|i5!

Tarren Dei (RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8) Nov 25, 2009, 08:47 AM

* Bullrush attempt to move the possibly sparkling vampire and climb into the hovercraft *
1d20 + 13 ⇒ (20) + 13 = 33

EDIT: Bye-bye Sparkles.

lordkcaz Nov 25, 2009, 08:49 AM

lordzack wrote:

Gr347, I |-|4v3 70 5p34k i|\| 1337? I d0|\|'7 3v3|\| k|\|0w |-|0w! I |-|4d 70 fi|\|d 4 13375p34k 7r4|\|51470r 70 3v3|\| 54y 7|-|i5!

I'm confused.

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Nov 25, 2009, 08:50 AM

Tarren Dei wrote:

* Bullrush attempt to move the possibly sparkling vampire and climb into the hovercraft *
1d20+13

EDIT: Bye-bye Sparkles.

Don't leave us Tarren! Join us instead!

Keaton Bloodfang Nov 25, 2009, 08:50 AM

Tarren Dei wrote:

* Bullrush attempt to move the possibly sparkling vampire and climb into the hovercraft *
1d20+13

EDIT: Bye-bye Sparkles.

*shadowy wings burst from shoulders*

*flies back to hovercraft*

And to think I tried to help you earlier. Twice.

*uses giant warhammer to smash the hovercraft propulsion systems.*

lordzack Nov 25, 2009, 08:52 AM

lordkcaz wrote:

lordzack wrote:
Gr347, I |-|4v3 70 5p34k i|\| 1337? I d0|\|'7 3v3|\| k|\|0w |-|0w! I |-|4d 70 fi|\|d 4 13375p34k 7r4|\|51470r 70 3v3|\| 54y 7|-|i5!
I'm confused.

Qui37 j00 idi07i( d0pp31g4|\|g3r!

lordkcaz Nov 25, 2009, 08:53 AM

OU812?

lordzack Nov 25, 2009, 08:54 AM

*Takes out a sword and charges the vampire*

B4(k 0ff j00 b100d5u(ki|\|g fi3|\|d!

Robby the Robot Nov 25, 2009, 08:59 AM

Keaton Bloodfang wrote:

Tarren Dei wrote:
* Bullrush attempt to move the possibly sparkling vampire and climb into the hovercraft *
1d20+13

EDIT: Bye-bye Sparkles.
*shadowy wings burst from shoulders*
*flies back to hovercraft*

And to think I tried to help you earlier. Twice.

*uses giant warhammer to smash the hovercraft propulsion systems.*

Shielding, stable.

I believe it is time for us to leave, Dr. Dei.

Powers hovercraft away in a blast of sand and heat waves

lordkcaz Nov 25, 2009, 09:00 AM

Tries in vain to stop all the h8!

Tarren Dei (RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8) Nov 25, 2009, 09:01 AM

Keaton Bloodfang wrote:

Tarren Dei wrote:
* Bullrush attempt to move the possibly sparkling vampire and climb into the hovercraft *
1d20+13

EDIT: Bye-bye Sparkles.
And to think I tried to help you earlier. Twice.

A good vampire? A vampire with a heart? Gag!

"Say, Robby, do you have any weapons on this thing?"

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost Nov 25, 2009, 09:05 AM

Tarren Dei wrote:

Keaton Bloodfang wrote:

Tarren Dei wrote:
* Bullrush attempt to move the possibly sparkling vampire and climb into the hovercraft *
1d20+13

EDIT: Bye-bye Sparkles.
And to think I tried to help you earlier. Twice.

A good vampire? A vampire with a heart? Gag!
"Say, Robby, do you have any weapons on this thing?"

*sits down next to Tarren on the hovercraft*

I hope they're not ghost touch.

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Nov 25, 2009, 09:06 AM

holds up a sign protesting all the anti-heart beat challenged violence

Robby the Robot Nov 25, 2009, 09:08 AM

Tarren Dei wrote:

Keaton Bloodfang wrote:

Tarren Dei wrote:
* Bullrush attempt to move the possibly sparkling vampire and climb into the hovercraft *
1d20+13

EDIT: Bye-bye Sparkles.
And to think I tried to help you earlier. Twice.

A good vampire? A vampire with a heart? Gag!
"Say, Robby, do you have any weapons on this thing?"

I rarely use them myself, Sir: they promote violence. However, there is a triple saw bladed, rapid action cow pusher mounted on the front of the craft, which can also be electrified.

andLich Nov 25, 2009, 09:10 AM

Brainnnnnnnssssss......