My local rock station on the radio switched formats in the middle of the day on Friday. They are right now playing christmas music with an add on the station to join us after the holiday season for our new easy listening format. They have no Dj's right now. Just music and a few adds. Christmas music duiring the day and hard rock at night. No Alice Cooper, No Bob & Tom.
It's like calling McDonalds MickeyDees and smugly thinking to yourself how hip and irreverent you are.
I'm personally sick of the "clever" alternate names like Burger Thing and Taco Hell that people like to use. Yeah, it was kinda funny 10 years ago!
And yet some, like FedEx or IHOP became so popular that they suplanted the actual names of the buisnesses. In the case of the two I mentioned, the companies even apropriated the names for themselves.
A sailor and a marine walk into the head. After relieving themselves, the sailor walks over and starts washing his hands. The marine heads for the door.
The sailor lets out a sigh of disgust and says, "In the Navy, they teach us to wash our hands after using the head."
The marine smirks and replies over his shoulder, "In the Marines, they teach us not to pee all over our hands."
A sailor and a marine walk into the head. After relieving themselves, the sailor walks over and starts washing his hands. The marine heads for the door.
The sailor lets out a sigh of disgust and says, "In the Navy, they teach us to wash our hands after using the head."
The marine smirks and replies over his shoulder, "In the Marines, they teach us not to pee all over our hands."
Huh, I was in the Navy, but I guess I shoulda been a Marine...
A browser-based game called Before Black Friday in which you must destroy anything concerning Christmas and anyone who hums/sings Christmas music, without harming non-Christmasians.
A sailor and a marine walk into the head. After relieving themselves, the sailor walks over and starts washing his hands. The marine heads for the door.
The sailor lets out a sigh of disgust and says, "In the Navy, they teach us to wash our hands after using the head."
The marine smirks and replies over his shoulder, "In the Marines, they teach us not to pee all over our hands."
This is the same marine core that stands for.
Muscles
Are
Required
Intell
Not
Expected or my fav.
My
Ass
Rides
In
Navy
Equipment.
Question for you CF.
Whats the diffrence between a gay marine or a straight marine?
about half a 6pack.
Understand I have nothign but respect for all our armed services as I have served in the NAVY myself but for every navy joke I have some good marine comebacks. Dont even get me started on the ch/air force.
A sailor and a marine walk into the head. After relieving themselves, the sailor walks over and starts washing his hands. The marine heads for the door.
The sailor lets out a sigh of disgust and says, "In the Navy, they teach us to wash our hands after using the head."
The marine smirks and replies over his shoulder, "In the Marines, they teach us not to pee all over our hands."
An admiral, a marine general and an Air Force general were arguing over who had the bravest troops. Finally the admiral decides to settle this so he calls a sailor over. " I want you to climb to the top of the base flagpole and then jump off," the admiral says. The sailor salutes and they all watch as he climbs to the top of the flagpole and jumps off. "That's nothing," the Marine general says, "watch this." He calls a a Marine over and says, "I want you to climb to the top of the flight tower and jump off." The Marine salutes and is soon falling off the control tower. The Air Force general just smiles. "That's nothing," he says as he waves an airman over. "I want you to climb to the top of the radio tower over there and jump off," the general says. The airman salutes and says "with all due respect sir, go to hell." Th general dismeisses tha airman and says "gentlemen, that is real courage."
The Jade(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber)
Callous Jack wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Rone, where ya been? Good last show.
He's been busy adding all the posters in the anti-vegan thread to his Nixonian list of bloody reprisals.
LOL, Jack. I've been doing my best to avoid any writing weighed down by its own fear and ignorance. Thus I haven't read any of my own lately.
Mairkurion, Thanks for the kind words. :) Ed's getting over a really lousy case of flu and I have a rotator cuff torn every which way. That's what I get for saving orphans in my down time. Superheroism just doesn't seem worth it since the spandex stopped fitting right. People just laugh when they see me leap into danger. You won't have Superfluous Man to kick around anymore.
Mairkurion {tm}(Pathfinder Adventure Path, Tales, Battles Case Subscriber)
I hope no one takes my teasing as anti-vegan posts. I'm just glad all the fruits and nuts of the world are leaving many more innocent creatures for me to chew on before we make all their habitats uninhabitable and then I have to sit with Rone on Tofu Day.
Seriously though, Rone, sorry to hear about the injury. Dang. Double dang. :(
The Jade(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber)
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Seriously though, Rone, sorry to hear about the injury. Dang. Double dang. :(
Thanks. I've always bounced back from injuries. This one? No such luck.
I mentioned awhile ago getting a case of podcaster shoulder almost in jest, but just such a repetitive stress injury may be partially to blame. That and a lot of irresponsibly heavy lifting past the initial signs I was damaged. What an anemic way to hurt oneself. <G>
Here in Texas, we actually have great (yes, actually edible) fruitcake. They are DeLuxe fruitcakes form the Collin Street Bakery in Corsicana. Yall come on down!
Here in Texas, we actually have great (yes, actually edible) fruitcake. They are DeLuxe fruitcakes form the Collin Street Bakery in Corsicana. Yall come on down!