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Kobalt Skeever wrote:
Yeah shoot that hillbilly bruddah!

But she's so big, and I only have this tiny gun.


This woman is positively COVERED with crumbs and scraps! I love it!

Uses kobold cleaver, ie, toothpick, to pry some off.

NOM nom nom nom nom

Silver Crusade (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Gobble Leaver wrote:

This woman is positively COVERED with crumbs and scraps! I love it!

Uses kobold cleaver, ie, toothpick, to pry some off.

NOM nom nom nom nom

*shoots Gobble Leaver*

BLAM!
BLAM!


EEEK!

Get that thar lizzard off me! He's taking my crust!


Scampers to Mammy's back and rips off a moldy bagel

NOM NOM NOM!


:::Waves a White Flag:::

Hey, I brought some dinner rolls.


sneaks forward and grabs an old moonpie stuck under one of her chins.

nom nom nom

Silver Crusade (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Kobalt Skeever wrote:

Scampers to Mammy's back and rips off a moldy bagel

NOM NOM NOM!

*shoots Kobalt Skeever*

BLAM!
BLAM!
BLAM!

Erm. Sorry, Mammeh. Ah think ah dun clipped one o yer fat rolls.

Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Dang hippeh lizerds! Theys evywhar!


*Grabs the platter of rolls, stuffs as many as possible in his cheeks, then begins chucking the rest at hicks*

huck huck huck *cough* huck!

Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Goddang hippeh lizerds.


Ayup.

Silver Crusade (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Gobble Leaver wrote:

*Grabs the platter of rolls, stuffs as many as possible in his cheeks, then begins chucking the rest at hicks*

huck huck huck *cough* huck!

Dagnabbit!

*shoots Gobble Leaver*

BLAM!
BLAM!

Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Git 'em CH! Shoot thet dang hippeh!


*click click*

Oh oh. Out of ammo.

Grabs some dinner rolls and throws them at the hillbillies.

Silver Crusade (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Kobold Clever wrote:

*click click*

Oh oh. Out of ammo.

Grabs some dinner rolls and throws them at the hillbillies.

*reloads*

Eat lead, hippeh.

*shoots Kobold Clever*

BLAM!
BLAM!
BLAM!
BLAM!


Celestial Healer wrote:
Kobold Clever wrote:

*click click*

Oh oh. Out of ammo.

Grabs some dinner rolls and throws them at the hillbillies.

*reloads*

Eat lead, hippeh.

*shoots Kobold Clever*

BLAM!
BLAM!
BLAM!
BLAM!

Ah ha! You hit my bulletproof dinner rolls!

*chuck chuck*

*hides behind pile of dinner rolls*

Silver Crusade (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Kobold Clever wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Kobold Clever wrote:

*click click*

Oh oh. Out of ammo.

Grabs some dinner rolls and throws them at the hillbillies.

*reloads*

Eat lead, hippeh.

*shoots Kobold Clever*

BLAM!
BLAM!
BLAM!
BLAM!

Ah ha! You hit my bulletproof dinner rolls!

*chuck chuck*

*hides behind pile of dinner rolls*

*shoots Kobold Clever in the throat at point blank range*

BLAM!


Celestial Healer wrote:
Kobold Clever wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Kobold Clever wrote:

*click click*

Oh oh. Out of ammo.

Grabs some dinner rolls and throws them at the hillbillies.

*reloads*

Eat lead, hippeh.

*shoots Kobold Clever*

BLAM!
BLAM!
BLAM!
BLAM!

Ah ha! You hit my bulletproof dinner rolls!

*chuck chuck*

*hides behind pile of dinner rolls*

*shoots Kobold Clever in the throat at point blank range*

BLAM!

AAAACCCKK

*stuffs a dinner roll into the bullet hole*

Silver Crusade (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Dang hippehs.

Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Ayup.


Though sorely wounded in the hiney from buckshot, he uses the sudden draft of thick, pungent smoke from the adjoining field to escape.

Heh-heh-heh-heh!

Silver Crusade (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Thet's raht! Git off meh properteh!

Andoran (RPG Superstar 2012 Top 16)

Shore was uh lot of activitee round these parts today.


:::Looks mortified:::

Why did you do that to my dinner rolls?

::Sits down and sobs::


Puffy the Dinner Roll wrote:

:::Looks mortified:::

Why did you do that to my dinner rolls?

::Sits down and sobs::

<Pats Puffy>

There, there, puffy...

Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Ah reckon them dang hippeh lizerds bin smokin thuh marryjewanna uhgin.


Celestial Healer wrote:
Erm. Sorry, Mammeh. Ah think ah dun clipped one o yer fat rolls.

Nope, yew missed me wingding. Looks like yew hit some ol' lasagna back dere.


A strong smell of burning emerges from the treeline along with some high-pitched giggling

Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Mebbe we kin set thuh dogs tuh git them dang hippehs.


Ah reckon.


Aww don't be like dat hillbillies! *giggle*

Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Yew shor does tawk funneh little hippeh lizerd.


this be 'a good 'un'. *chuckle*


Butter Patrick wrote:
Puffy the Dinner Roll wrote:

:::Looks mortified:::

Why did you do that to my dinner rolls?

::Sits down and sobs::

<Pats Puffy>

There, there, puffy...

:::Sobs some more:::

Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Dang Mammy, ah think thet little hippeh lizerd dun pee'd hisself. He musta bin scairt.

Silver Crusade (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Ayup.

Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Sho'nuff


woa, been busee lately... can't go to Shotgun Con without missing sum 50 posts huh?


Rustling in the reeds down by the crik alert the frog to the presence of a pair of binoculars.


ayup.


Big Tex wrote:
Rustling in the reeds down by the crik alert the frog to the presence of a pair of binoculars.

Time to estrenar meh new shotgun!

*shoots darn binocular hippeh*


Yells from rushes.

Dagnabit, Ah ain't no hippeh!


Pointless post to pad my count and to post on every off topic thread, well almost everyone.


reckin.

Andoran (RPG Superstar 2012 Top 16)

BLAM BLAM BLAM!!!

Stoopid hippeh clown!


ayup.


Ayup


reckin?


HOO-HOO-HOO!

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