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Butterfrog Oct 26, 2009, 08:38 PM

Dang tuna hippeh!

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Oct 27, 2009, 03:23 AM

Ayup.

Celestial Healer (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Oct 27, 2009, 06:28 AM

Ah tell you whut.

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Oct 27, 2009, 06:34 AM

Enybuddy knowed whut thet Velgrim fellers bin uptuh? Ah ain't seen 'em fer uh spell.

taig (RPG Superstar 2012 Top 16) Oct 27, 2009, 06:38 AM

Mebbeh we kin git that there hippeh shark to et the hippeh tuner.

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Oct 27, 2009, 06:42 AM

Hippeh tuner? Whar?

turns this way and that with shot gun

Jimmy-Joe Hayseed Oct 27, 2009, 12:19 PM

Kwit wavin thet gun round zombeh, afore ya shoot CH uhgin!

Celestial Healer (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Oct 27, 2009, 12:21 PM

Ayup.

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Oct 27, 2009, 12:22 PM

Sorreh CH. Ah git eksited bout shootin hippehs.

Celestial Healer (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Oct 27, 2009, 12:24 PM

Well hoo dunt?

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Oct 27, 2009, 12:28 PM

Ayup.

Big Mammy Grillz Oct 27, 2009, 03:18 PM

I know I does!

*click click*

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Oct 27, 2009, 04:01 PM

Goddang hippehs.

Celestial Healer (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Oct 27, 2009, 06:07 PM

Ah tell you whut, zombeh.

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Oct 27, 2009, 06:10 PM

Ayup.

Jimmy-Joe Hayseed Oct 28, 2009, 03:04 AM

Ah reckon so.

Big Mammy Grillz Oct 28, 2009, 05:48 AM

Durn treehugging Birkenstockers.

*click click*

BOOOOMM!!!!

Did I git one?

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Oct 28, 2009, 05:49 AM

Yew tellum Mammy!

Celestial Healer (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Oct 28, 2009, 06:16 AM

Ah think you dun got one, Mammeh. Yeh got somethin, anyhoo.

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Oct 28, 2009, 06:19 AM

Thet wuzn't Valegrim, wuz it?

Celestial Healer (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Oct 28, 2009, 06:27 AM

Ah hope not, zombeh.

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Oct 28, 2009, 06:29 AM

Sho'nuff.

Big Mammy Grillz Oct 28, 2009, 06:33 AM

Ah knows my 'Freeti-Pie, and that wasn't him. My I miss that well-made red devil!

Peers at treeline

I think that thar wuz that kewbold boy. He's leaking green blood, that's what them thar lizzerds bleed right?

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Oct 28, 2009, 06:34 AM

Ah reckon so.

Kobalt Skeever Oct 28, 2009, 06:35 AM

OOWW

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Oct 28, 2009, 06:39 AM

Thet's uhnuther wunna them dang hippeh lizerds! Ah think ya got 'em Mammy!

June Cleaver Oct 28, 2009, 06:40 AM

Thank you, ma'am. I've been trying to put him down for years.

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Oct 28, 2009, 06:41 AM

Ayup.

Big Mammy Grillz Oct 28, 2009, 06:42 AM

Glad to be of service!

FROGGEH BOAH!

Getcher green kiester down that thar hill and fetch us that thar lizzerd! It's Bar-be-quein' time!

Celestial Healer (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Oct 28, 2009, 06:44 AM

Ah tell you whut, Mammeh.

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Oct 28, 2009, 06:45 AM

Ah shor do love BBQ.

Nameless Narrator Oct 28, 2009, 06:46 AM

A brawl starts at the treeline between froggyboy and the 'dead' kobold

Big Mammy Grillz Oct 28, 2009, 06:47 AM

Don't let that thar hippeh lizzard pin yew Froggy! Use the Super Fly Schnooka on his scaly hide!

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Oct 28, 2009, 06:47 AM

Whut inna hell izza "fracas"? Izzat wunna them foren werds?

Kobold Clever Oct 28, 2009, 06:48 AM

Hey! Which of you hillbillies shot at my buddy?!

Big Mammy Grillz Oct 28, 2009, 06:49 AM

There's anudder one! GETTIM!!

*click click*

BOOOMMM!!!!

Kobold Clever Oct 28, 2009, 06:51 AM

Big Mammy Grillz wrote:

There's anudder one! GETTIM!!

*click click*

BOOOMMM!!!!

EEEK!

*whines about being attacked without cause*

Big Mammy Grillz Oct 28, 2009, 06:53 AM

*click click*

Kinda scrawny, but the stockpot'll soften him up I wager...

BOOOOOOOOOMM!!

Kobold Clever Oct 28, 2009, 06:56 AM

Big Mammy Grillz wrote:

*click click*

Kinda scrawny, but the stockpot'll soften him up I wager...

BOOOOOOOOOMM!!

OWWWWWW!

*crawls over to the woods to try to hide, leaking yellow blood*

Kobalt Skeever Oct 28, 2009, 06:57 AM

HEY! You leave my brudder alone, you N00bsauces!

Kobold Clever Oct 28, 2009, 07:06 AM

Kobalt Skeever wrote:

HEY! You leave my brudder alone, you N00bsauces!

[Star Trek voice]Brudder! Help me, brudder![/Star Trek voice]

Kobalt Skeever Oct 28, 2009, 07:07 AM

[Sly Stallone]ADRIAAANN![/Sly Stallone]

Kobold Clever Oct 28, 2009, 07:10 AM

[Aunt Jemima voice]My syrup's leaking all over the grass! I think they broke my bottle.[/Aunt Jemima voice]

Big Mammy Grillz Oct 28, 2009, 07:21 AM

Durn hippeh lizzrads!

*click click*

BOOOOMMMM!!!!!

Celestial Healer (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Oct 28, 2009, 07:30 AM

DANG HIPPEHS!

BANG!
BANG!
BANG!

Kobold Clever Oct 28, 2009, 07:36 AM

Dang Hillbillies!

BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!

Gobble Leaver Oct 28, 2009, 07:40 AM

Heh heh heh heh heh!

nom nom nom nom

Big Mammy Grillz Oct 28, 2009, 07:41 AM

That thar lizzard done took a pot shot at us boahs! GETTIM!

BOOM!!
BOOM!!
BOOM!!
BOOM!!

Kobalt Skeever Oct 28, 2009, 07:43 AM

Yeah shoot that hillbilly bruddah!

Kobold Clever Oct 28, 2009, 07:43 AM

You're outnumbered and we have superior tactics! Surrender!

*sizes up the size of the opposition*

Oops! *cries*