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Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Oct 19, 2009, 02:38 PM

Goddang hippehs.

taig (RPG Superstar 2012 Top 16) Oct 19, 2009, 03:42 PM

Ayubetcha, zombeh.

Celestial Healer (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Oct 19, 2009, 06:24 PM

Hippehs? Whar?

Larry Lichman (Pathfinder Charter Superscriber) Oct 20, 2009, 06:43 AM

Ayup.

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Oct 20, 2009, 02:21 PM

Them dang hippehs is evywhar CH! Jest shoot in eny dierekshun, yew'll hit sumthin.

Jimmy-Joe Hayseed Oct 21, 2009, 06:53 AM

Ayup.

Celestial Healer (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Oct 21, 2009, 06:54 AM

Aberzombie wrote:

Them dang hippehs is evywhar CH! Jest shoot in eny dierekshun, yew'll hit sumthin.

Dagnabbit! Thay dun foun ahr new thread!

BLAM!

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Oct 21, 2009, 06:57 AM

Mebbe we awtuh git us sum hown dogs'n flush them hippehs outta hidin.

Spicy Nacho Slaad Oct 21, 2009, 03:08 PM

Comes in, spray nacho cheese sauce all over the thread, adds a few jalapenos, then leaves

taig (RPG Superstar 2012 Top 16) Oct 21, 2009, 06:43 PM

BLAM!
BLAM!
BLAM!

Dang it! I missed that cheesy frog hippeh!

Celestial Healer (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Oct 21, 2009, 07:00 PM

It's alraht, badger. Ah think ya dun scart him away.

Butterfrog Oct 21, 2009, 07:06 PM

He a ugler relative from da west, you should use silva' bulladhs

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Oct 22, 2009, 03:47 AM

Ah reckon so.

Big Mammy Grillz Oct 22, 2009, 04:38 AM

Ayup

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Oct 22, 2009, 05:39 AM

Whut evuh happind tuh thet warwoof fella whut hunged round heer afore? Ah ain't seen him fer uh spell.

Celestial Healer (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Oct 22, 2009, 06:18 AM

Ah ain' seenim neether.

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Oct 22, 2009, 06:22 AM

Mebbe them dang hippehs got im. Poor warwoof, he's problee waukin round in sum kinda marryjewanna haze.

taig's Heathansson Oct 22, 2009, 03:00 PM

ayup

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Oct 22, 2009, 03:26 PM

He shor do look lahk thuh warwoof, but ah ain't convinced.

taig's Heathansson Oct 22, 2009, 03:30 PM

Aberzombie wrote:

He shor do look lahk thuh warwoof, but ah ain't convinced.

It's the perpol innit?

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Oct 22, 2009, 03:31 PM

Perpol izza hippeh color. Yew ain't no hippeh in disguys, is ya?

taig's Heathansson Oct 22, 2009, 03:32 PM

Aberzombie wrote:

Perpol izza hippeh color. Yew ain't no hippeh in disguys, is ya?

I ain't

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Oct 22, 2009, 03:33 PM

Ah ain't so shor bout thet!

Ambrosia Slaad Oct 22, 2009, 03:39 PM

Heathansson wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:
Perpol izza hippeh color. Yew ain't no hippeh in disguys, is ya?
I ain't

Ah think wonna dem der hippeh protesturs dun thrown puurple pant ahn dat pour warewoof. Dah hippeh wur yellin sumpin bout "Furr iz Murrdurr" oar sumpin.

Dadgum hippehs.

taig's Heathansson Oct 22, 2009, 03:44 PM

Aberzombie wrote:

Ah ain't so shor bout thet!

I sed I ain't.

Spicy Nacho Slaad Oct 22, 2009, 05:04 PM

Heathansson wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:
Ah ain't so shor bout thet!
I sed I ain't.

Steps back into the thread, raises two large pistols and coats Heathansson in a layer of nacho cheese sauce. Throws a handful of jalapeno peppers and chopped onions at him too. He steps of the thread once again.

Big Mammy Grillz Oct 23, 2009, 02:19 AM

There's that thar hippeh! Gettim!

Brings Sarajuana up and trains the double barrelled shotgun at the cheezy frog hippy

*click click*

**BOOM**

*click click*

**BOOM**

*click click*

**BOOM**

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Oct 23, 2009, 02:57 AM

Runs in and throws a pie in the hippeh slaad's face

Fer Soupeh!!!!

Celestial Healer (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Oct 23, 2009, 08:33 AM

Ah tell you whut, Mammeh, thet feller won' be callin roun here no more.

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Oct 23, 2009, 12:34 PM

Ah reckon so.

Tuna Fish Slaad Oct 23, 2009, 12:41 PM

We chaotic slaads stick together.

Flings chopped catfish, crayfish, and mayonnaise at the assembled hillbillies then dives back in the Bayou avoiding several alley-gators and shrimp nets.

taig (RPG Superstar 2012 Top 16) Oct 23, 2009, 05:49 PM

I didn't reelize we moved nearwise a swamp. Damn froggehs!

Celestial Healer (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Oct 23, 2009, 07:28 PM

Ah tell you whut, badger.

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Oct 24, 2009, 02:52 PM

Ah reckon so.

Jimmy-Joe Hayseed Oct 26, 2009, 03:09 AM

Goddang hippehs.

Big Mammy Grillz Oct 26, 2009, 03:16 AM

Ayup. We needs one-a them bug killin' men out here for our hippeh problem.

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Oct 26, 2009, 03:23 AM

Ah reckon yer raht Mammy. Yew figger we kin get wunna them fellers out heer soon?

Kruelaid Oct 26, 2009, 03:29 AM

Ayup

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Oct 26, 2009, 03:32 AM

Sho'nuff.

Big Mammy Grillz Oct 26, 2009, 04:01 AM

Aberzombie wrote:

Ah reckon yer raht Mammy. Yew figger we kin get wunna them fellers out heer soon?

We needs one-a them thar teleyphones. Yew got a party line in yer crypt zombeh?

Kruelaid Oct 26, 2009, 04:07 AM

Looks lahk ye got wun caught thar in between yer... yer... yer belly folds, mammy.

Big Mammy Grillz Oct 26, 2009, 04:22 AM

Lifts flap, discovers mold-covered Princess Phone.

"Naow how did that get thar?"

Dials 0

"Bertha Sue? Cain yew give me the number to Acme Hippeh Exterminators? Uh huh ..uh huh. All yowwens have is a listin' for The Dworkin Man? That'll do"

Dials number

"Is this here the Dworkin Man? Oh, my apologies, the Dworkin Womyn? Do you kills hippehs? No? Only pornygraphers? Weel, sheeyit, I aint seen one-a them since the barn burnt down when they wuz making a mural on the side with the brandin' irons. What's that? Oh, not pyrographers, pornographers? Well, what the Obox-Ob is that? Uh huh..uh.huh .. And pepul pay money fer that? Weel, it shure is a hippeh-filled world, you betcha. OK, thanks."

Hangs up phoone

"Weel, that wuz a waste of time".

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Oct 26, 2009, 05:54 AM

Ah'm thinkin...best jest do it fer ourselfs.

Celestial Healer (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Oct 26, 2009, 06:25 AM

Ah tell you whut, zombeh.

Lock'n'load!

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Oct 26, 2009, 06:27 AM

Cuz its hippehs, jest this wuns, Ah'm gonna use uh shotgun.

BLAM!

Ah git 'em?

Celestial Healer (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Oct 26, 2009, 06:51 AM

Aberzombie wrote:

Cuz its hippehs, jest this wuns, Ah'm gonna use uh shotgun.

BLAM!

BLAM!

BLAM!

Ah git 'em?

Yeh got meh leg! Dagnabbit!

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Oct 26, 2009, 09:22 AM

Sorruh CH. Ah'm gessin ah ain't good at shootin nuthin.

Celestial Healer (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Oct 26, 2009, 09:33 AM

Aberzombie wrote:

Sorruh CH. Ah'm gessin ah ain't good at shootin nuthin.

Mebbeh it's becuz yer eyes er fallin out.

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Oct 26, 2009, 09:34 AM

Ah think Ah'm missin uh cuple uh fingers to.

Tuna Fish Slaad Oct 26, 2009, 06:52 PM

Ha Ha. Missed me.

Ducks back into the swamp