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ugh...im running out
*despite what the rules say, i can always hit my own touch armour class to scratch
*I can't have the half-orc challenge himself to rock-paper-scissors and take bets that he will win and lose.
*I can't cast haste on my horse before the race starts.
*Yoshi is not a baby raptor.
*Mushrooms do not make me grow bigger.
*Green mushrooms do not grant me a contingent raise dead.
*Flowers do not give me produce flame as a spell-like ability.
*The warlock cannot use his "The Dead Walk" invocation to have a traveling undead rabbit puppet show.
*I will stop making quicklings drink Mountain Dew
Dragonborn3 wrote: *Green mushrooms do not grant me a contingent raise dead. ah but don't forget
*Green mushrooms, despite all the stereotypes, do not infact give you a life!
*Nor do red mushrooms make you grow up
*My monk's lips must be in sync.
*Gnomes do not have the racial ability 'impromptu kickstand'
*Not allowed to by a holy symbol for every god just in case one of them is right.
*When the other guy picks swords for the choice of weapons, that does not leave me pistols.
*My 3rd ed. Red Wizard is not allowed to start a business named Thay Co.
*If at any point if my dwarf takes on the mannerisms of Macho Man Randy Savage, he dies.
*Not allowed to use more than 3 words per game that the GM has to look up the definition.
*My bard cannot play or has ever heard of the theremin, didgeridoo or glass armonica.
*I must remember at dinner time Rock is not a dwarven delicacy.
*I must remember at dinner time Log is not an elven delicacy.
Dragonborn3 wrote: *I can no longer cast Summon Nature's Ally to summon a 'trap monkey'.
*Web is not a 'bedroom spell.'
HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHA
+101
*Yes I can use a 20ft sword, no my name can't be Sephiroth.
*Miracle can not be used to summon Raptor Jesus.
*No phoenix has the name "Wrong"
*"Boot to the Head" is not a real spell
*Pushing the stone golem down the hill does not give my bard's Perform(Rock & Roll) a bonus.
*The red dragon is not a white dragon with a sunburn.
*I can't use a silver dragon hatchling as a sword to fight the lycanthrope.
*When fighting 'lycans', I can't go attack the moss.
Ekeebe wrote: *Not allowed to use more than 3 words per game that the GM has to look up the definition. *Not allowed to repeat myself.
;)
Ekeebe wrote: just a side note, most of these aren't specifically mine, im just compiling a humerous list from a number of sources
*The Goddess' of Marriage chosen weapon is not the whip.
Duh, of course it's now, it's the Battle Axe or the Ball & Chain... ;)
*Using Excaliber without removing it from the stone does not count.
*Using a sledgehammer to free Excalibur is frowned upon.
*Dynamite even more so.
*I can no longer infiltrate the king's castle just to 'inspect' his harem.
*A battle axe is not a lockpick.
*Neither is the halfling.
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