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mwbeeler wrote:
ROFL. That's one of those "grim and bear it" deals; apparently gramps has been in cryogenic stasis the last 8 years (no offense against your bloodline and all).

Possible, considering he never leaves his house.


This is more "annoying" than "suck," but it's kind of funny, in a rambling sort of way.

I spent the greater part of Friday and Saturday doing odd jobs for my grandparents. Among the items included a rickety old bookcase, which I had to move (by myself) from the attic to the basement, then back up to the first floor, and finally into the back of my dad's Ford Explorer. Next, my father and I spent two hours moving several hundred pounds of cartridge-reloading equipment (including upwards of ten thousand bullets, rolls of copper, empty shells, primers, shot, and bullet molds) from the second floor of my grandparents' house into the aforementioned Explorer.

Now, you may say, what would Bernard S. Mallon want with enough ammunition to stage a minor coup? I have no f#@@ing clue. My three working hypotheses are:
1. He was afraid that zombies were going to attack. Sensible (I have a working zombie plan).
2. He was afraid that all the black people in New York City were going to rise up and attack the country. This would sound ridiculous (because it is), except for the fact that my grandfather has voiced this opinion before.
3. He was afraid that sale of ammunition was going to be banned. Again, I can sort of understand this, but why go through all that trouble?
It's really scary realizing that one's inherent paranoia was inherited rather than independently developed.

In any case, I was finally able to leave that strange and eldritch house to visit my uncle and his kids. We (myself, my father, my uncle, and his two kids) met at a diner in Sugarloaf, NY called the Barnsider, renowned for excellent food and rock-bottom prices.

Unfortunately, I made the mistake of ordering coffee. I took a massive slug of the stuff, and immediately gagged. The f*!*ing stuff tasted like mouthwash. Further inspection revealed that it not only tasted like mouthwash, but also reeked of alcohol. When the waitress returned, I asked if they had put anything in the coffee. Her reply was something to the effect of "whiskey, duh." When I explained to her that I had not ordered Irish coffee, she insisted that I had. I finally gave up and finished my sandwich.


When my grandkids come to visit me I'm gonna wear a shirt that says "you in 60 years".

Qadira (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

lynora wrote:
When I went downstairs to put in a load of laundry this morning I found that my cat had died.

Much love and blessings to you and your family.


I just can't get a break....

I found out yesterday I might have some neurological damage of some sort.

Ugh....

Someone hates me.


I just got back from the auto parts store and they had ordered the wrong alternator for my car. They had one in their store in the next town over, about 50 miles away, but the guy who drives stuff up from their had left for the day, so it will be tomorrow before I can fix my car.


Mac Boyce wrote:

I just can't get a break....

I found out yesterday I might have some neurological damage of some sort.

Ugh....

Someone hates me.

Sorry to hear that. I hope everything works out for you.

Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Snow! Snow fraggin sucks.....


Aberzombie wrote:
Snow! Snow fraggin sucks.....

QFT

Actually, IMO, "sucks" is far too nice and easy-going to describe how I really feel about it ...

Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Bryan wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Snow! Snow fraggin sucks.....

QFT

Actually, IMO, "sucks" is far too nice and easy-going to describe how I really feel about it ...

True, my feeling would be more along the lines of something they used in the Flash comics once - My hatred for snow burns hotter than the hinges on the gates of hell.

Taldor (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Aberzombie wrote:


True, my feeling would be more along the lines of something they used in the Flash comics once - My hatred for snow burns hotter than the hinges on the gates of hell.

Pff... sissy southerners...

;-)


Callous Jack wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:


True, my feeling would be more along the lines of something they used in the Flash comics once - My hatred for snow burns hotter than the hinges on the gates of hell.

Pff... sissy southerners...

;-)

Don't have to be a southerner :-) I'm born, raised, and living in SE MI and I wouldn't mind never seeing another flake as long as I live ...

Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Companion Subscriber)

And living in SoCal my kids YEARN for snow...


Xaaon of Xen'Drik wrote:
And living in SoCal my kids YEARN for snow...

Tell them to live in Michigan for 1 winter, then they will never say that again.

And something else that sucks....

The Detroit Lions chances of winning 1 game this comeing year...

Daunte Culpepper...come on...UGH.


Mac Boyce wrote:


And something else that sucks....

The Detroit Lions chances of winning 1 game this comeing year...

Daunte Culpepper...come on...UGH.

Oh, I don't know. If you're going to get stuck with a team that sucks (and we are) at least they're the best at what they do ;)


Too true...at least IF we win one game this year it will be an improvement.


Mac Boyce wrote:
Too true...at least IF we win one game this year it will be an improvement.

Nowhere to go but up, right? And take heart, even though they failed to get Cutler, and even though they failed on getting some of the free agents they went after, the fact they've tried doing some right things is a positive sign. Besides, like the Free Press said today (paraphrasing Chaplin), would we really want any free agents that WANTED to come here? :-D


Accidentally drinking poison and then getting a stomach flush from morons.


Aberzombie wrote:
My hatred for snow burns hotter than the hinges on the gates of hell.

Well, at least I don't have to worry about you moving in next door.

Hehehehe. All in fun. J/K.


I had a dentist's appointment on Friday. This wouldn't be bad, except for the fact that the guy is a f#&@ing greedy bastard who likes screwing me out of money. Ten minutes in, he tells me that two of my molars are horribly infected and need to be removed. His next quote almost made me vomit:
"I'm amazed you aren't in horrible pain right now."
No s@~~. Maybe because there's NOTHING WRONG. In any case, they billed me (too much), and I went in for surgery on Monday. I kind of expected this, but they didn't give me enough nitrous oxide or novocaine, and as a result, I FELT EVERYTHING. Also, instead oftaking the teeth out the normal way, this idiot felt it would be better to use a g#@*!$n drum sander to grind the motherf~&@ing things out. I still smell like burning meat, and to top it all off, HE STITCHED ME UP WRONG. I have to go BACK tomorrow so they can take the old stitches out, cut me back up, and stitch it up again.


Losing my job, apartment, car, and girlfriend over the last two weeks...


houstonderek wrote:
Losing my job, apartment, car, and girlfriend over the last two weeks...

Oh my gosh, I am so sorry. That is absolutely awful.:(

Taldor (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

houstonderek wrote:
Losing my job, apartment, car, and girlfriend over the last two weeks...

Geez, how'd that come about? Are you losing the car and appartment because of your job?


houstonderek wrote:
Losing my job, apartment, car, and girlfriend over the last two weeks...

Sorry about that man. It's a shame when good people like you have bad things happen to them. I hope everything works out.


Callous Jack wrote:
houstonderek wrote:
Losing my job, apartment, car, and girlfriend over the last two weeks...
Geez, how'd that come about? Are you losing the car and appartment because of your job?

Well, the car was just bought, but I had to cancel the financing, the apartment goes with the girlfriend...

(Pathfinder Adventure Path, Tales, Battles Case Subscriber)

Great crap in the sunshine, HD. I hate to hear that--so sorry. Do you have a plan or any good leads?

Cheliax (Paizo Charter Superscriber, Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber)

houstonderek wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
houstonderek wrote:
Losing my job, apartment, car, and girlfriend over the last two weeks...
Geez, how'd that come about? Are you losing the car and appartment because of your job?
Well, the car was just bought, but I had to cancel the financing, the apartment goes with the girlfriend...

Well that just sucks man. You have anything lined up yet?


I had an interview yesterday that seemed to go well, I'll find out something tomorrow or Saturday. I had a GREAT interview at a car dealership last Friday, but the owner wouldn't hire a felon.

I wonder how the game will go Sunday (the ex and I both play...).

(Pathfinder Adventure Path, Tales, Battles Case Subscriber)

Grits teeth and crosses fingers.

What industries are you looking in? Were you working for a dealership before?


Admin/Clerical (I'm pretty good with office stuff), Food and Beverage (bartending or managing), Sales, anything having to do with SAP (not having a degree hurts me here, even with five years experience with the SD, PP, MM and WM SAP modules).

I had never sold cars before, but most dealerships recruit service industry types as they seem to thrive in that environment.


houstonderek wrote:

Admin/Clerical (I'm pretty good with office stuff), Food and Beverage (bartending or managing), Sales, anything having to do with SAP (not having a degree hurts me here, even with five years experience with the SD, PP, MM and WM SAP modules).

I had never sold cars before, but most dealerships recruit service industry types as they seem to thrive in that environment.

Good luck. :)

(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber)

Sorry Derek, that's a few tough breaks in a row. Jeez. :\

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
I had a dentist's appointment on Friday.

Good. Hairy. God.

That is the stuff of nightmares.


Damn, Derek. That's a big pile of s~*+ all at once. I hope things start to look up for you. (I know they will, you are a clever guy who's dealt with tougher s*~$ than this.)

Andoran (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Adventure Path Subscriber)

That’s some major suckage right there Derek. Let us know how it all goes.

On the subject of places not hiring a felon (former felon?):

Spoiler:
I know nothing about the legalities of it all, but wouldn’t that be some sort of discrimination, to not hire someone because they’ve previously been convicted of something?

Doesn’t the legal system presume that once you’ve served your time you have been re-habilitated or at least paid your price, and you should be treated the same as anyone else?

I don’t know your situation Derek (I suppose if you’re on parole or something that’s probably different, I don’t know how all that works), and I apologise if I’m taking your comment out of context, or just not understanding the situation. But does anyone know if its actually legal for a business or company not to hire someone based on their criminal record?

Andoran (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Adventure Path Subscriber)

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

I had a dentist's appointment on Friday. This wouldn't be bad, except for the fact that the guy is a f**@ing greedy bastard who likes screwing me out of money. Ten minutes in, he tells me that two of my molars are horribly infected and need to be removed. His next quote almost made me vomit:

"I'm amazed you aren't in horrible pain right now."
No s~*!. Maybe because there's NOTHING WRONG. In any case, they billed me (too much), and I went in for surgery on Monday. I kind of expected this, but they didn't give me enough nitrous oxide or novocaine, and as a result, I FELT EVERYTHING. Also, instead oftaking the teeth out the normal way, this idiot felt it would be better to use a g%@@&$n drum sander to grind the motherf**@ing things out. I still smell like burning meat, and to top it all off, HE STITCHED ME UP WRONG. I have to go BACK tomorrow so they can take the old stitches out, cut me back up, and stitch it up again.

That sucks.

This might be a stupid question, but why do you still go to this dentist if you know he's a greedy bastard? And why did you go in for the surgery if you thought you didn't need it?

Even on the chance he was right, and you really did, if it were me I'd probably wait till it started to hurt .. or until it started to REALLY hurt. Mind you, I'm currently seeing how long I can suffer through the pain of two of my wisdom teeth trying to push themselves sideways out of my gums, so maybe I'm just odd like that.


Mothman wrote:

That sucks.

This might be a stupid question, but why do you still go to this dentist if you know he's a greedy bastard? And why did you go in for the surgery if you thought you didn't need it?

1. He's the only dentist within a sixty-mile radius. I live in the middle of f&!@ing nowhere.

2. My insurance covered it, and I wanted him to shut the f%&@ up for once. I'm not going back.

Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

There have been a number of break-ins in our neighborhood, and just a little while ago we learned our next door neighbor was the lastest victim. Someone broke into their house sometime today. Needless to say, I just got off the phone with ADT to set up an installation date for a security system.

(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber)

Derek, really sorry to hear about your troubles. I hope things will work out for you.

I cut off a little piece of my finger at work today. It wasn't big, but it did a good job keeping my blood where it belongs. I don't think I need stitches: it's a flat laceration, there aren't really any sides to join and it did clot under the gauze. Well, in the gauze which I had to pull out to change the dressing. And that hurt, but now it's okay I think.


The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
I had a dentist's appointment on Friday.

Ran out of time to type what I wanted, but I sympathize. Few people have the capacity to cause pain in the way a bad dentist can.


I'm pretty sure I've managed to offend pretty much everyone I know this week. As soon as I start trying to put out one fire, I forget something for the next person, and it just keeps going :(

(Pathfinder Adventure Path, Campaign Setting, Companion, Tales Subscriber)

Getting a letter saying that I'll be getting roughly $2,000 back in taxes... Wohoo!
Only to read further down and see that it's all being withheld to pay an unpaid tv-license (which I have previously cancelled, but got sent a payment request anyway) and a part of my student loan (which they haven't requested I start paying yet...). *Sigh*


Taking the SAT and then realizing you failed, meaning that you'll have to take that 5 hour long test over again.
(not a personal experience BTW)


My turn. To make a long story shorter…
A young driver backed into my new car causing $800 damage. I was in my car at the time, so we exchanged information. She had no driver’s license with her nor proof of insurance, but I did get a state ID and a student ID. Because she was a young, working student and didn’t want her parents to know about the accident, I decided to give her a break. I didn’t call the police or file a report, and I agreed to accept $50 a month until my repairs were covered. We stayed in contact, and I waited month after month for 6 months for her to begin paying me, but she never did. I finally gave her an ultimatum. She promptly disappeared. With no other options, I sued, and I won. That went on her credit record, but she still didn’t pay. I made a last effort to collect by using that suit to have her license suspended until she paid. After a mound of paperwork and filing fees, I finally got her license suspended, but she still didn’t pay. Now I’m told I can’t ‘make’ her pay and that none of my efforts mean squat if she moves out of state. So, after spending an extra $150 in fees and whatnot doing all of this, I accomplished little, and I felt like a TOTAL idiot for having trusted this girl in the first place. So much for patience and understanding :(

Qadira (Pathfinder Superscriber; GameMastery Maps Subscriber)

Bling Bling wrote:

My turn. To make a long story shorter…

...snip...

I accomplished little, and I felt like a TOTAL idiot for having trusted this girl in the first place. So much for patience and understanding :(

OTOH, you are a good person and she is an ass.

For me, the suckage is working every day since the middle of Feb. If this satellite ends up at the bottom of the ocean like the last one I'm going to be peeved!

Cheliax (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Companion Subscriber)

Dad died today... 52.... three days of torture plugged into machines... no chance to say goodbye... Life currently Sucks!!!

Had to vent a little please continue with the ordinary suckage!


damnitall22 wrote:

Dad died today... 52.... three days of torture plugged into machines... no chance to say goodbye... Life currently Sucks!!!

Had to vent a little please continue with the ordinary suckage!

I am so sorry for your loss.


I was about to post up here some silly nonsense about not being able to play game in like 2 months...but after reading some of the previous posts (sorry Derek & damnitall), I decided it would be better to offer my prayers. Take care.


R.I.P. Brian Sann (1947-2009)

Brian Sann, mathematics teacher and retired actuary, was killed in a tragic freak accident early this morning while raking leaves at his Silver Bay home. Apparently, he inadvertently dislodged a stone, causing two larger boulders to careen down the mountainside. One hit Mr. Sann in the chest, while the second impacted his head, killing him instantly. He was 62 years old.

Brian Sann was one of the first people to take notice of me when I moved to Ticonderoga, New York. His job at the school district was to keep track of the kids designated as "gifted," and was also the advisor for the mathematics club. I was one of his charges for two years, and under his tutelage, I learned quite a bit- not necessarily about math, but always something interesting. You'll be missed, Mr. S.


The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

R.I.P. Brian Sann (1947-2009)

Brian Sann, mathematics teacher and retired actuary, was killed in a tragic freak accident early this morning while raking leaves at his Silver Bay home. Apparently, he inadvertently dislodged a stone, causing two larger boulders to careen down the mountainside. One hit Mr. Sann in the chest, while the second impacted his head, killing him instantly. He was 62 years old.

Brian Sann was one of the first people to take notice of me when I moved to Ticonderoga, New York. His job at the school district was to keep track of the kids designated as "gifted," and was also the advisor for the mathematics club. I was one of his charges for two years, and under his tutelage, I learned quite a bit- not necessarily about math, but always something interesting. You'll be missed, Mr. S.

Sorry to hear that Mr. Shiny. :(

Andoran (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Adventure Path Subscriber)

Sorry to hear it Shiny.

That is certainly a freak way to go.

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