Great job, CF! Do you have a portfolio of your work?

Just my first customer.

What do you think?

should have been more zelous, he only lost one tooth...

I'm still getting the hang of it.

Fluoridated bean dip, anyone?

I'm back. I fixed the f!&! out of some teeth. Or, maybe, it's I f!&!ed the fix out of some teeth. Eh, whatever, I think I'm a dentist now.

I am not just a nitwit!

{points to own glowing nose, still doesn't fit in}

Celestial Follower wrote:

I'm back. I fixed the f!&! out of some teeth. Or, maybe, it's I f!&!ed the fix out of some teeth. Eh, whatever, I think I'm a dentist now.

I am not just a nitwit!

{points to own glowing nose, still doesn't fit in}

Ack!

Heal

Dang zombies...

Celestial Healer wrote:

Great job, CF! Do you have a portfolio of your work?

Just my first customer.

What do you think?

Oddly enough, your dental work is better than your hors d'oeuvres.

so this thread now gives a dental plan?

Yap. Do you need CF to do some work on you?

no, i'm good, i have no teeth... or technically a mouth...

no, i'm good, i have no teeth... or technically a mouth...

I've read the Celestial Idiot's Guide to Lobotomies. Want one?

couldn't have one even if i whanted to... no brain

What's new, Celestials?

I said... WHAT'S NEW???

I said... WHAT'S NEW???

I think they lost their hearing. *snicker*

Celestial Healer wrote:

I said... WHAT'S NEW???

I think they lost their hearing. *snicker*

Well hello. Have you considered the virtues of a Celestial way of life? Here, have a pamphlet!

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

I said... WHAT'S NEW???

I think they lost their hearing. *snicker*

Well hello. Have you considered the virtues of a Celestial way of life? Here, have a pamphlet!

I do too much sinnin' to become a Celestial. Besides, I'm already a Jack.

Did you guys know that the laundry chute goes to one of the Nine Hells? That's an experience I don't want to repeat.

Ha ha!

really? where?

Did you guys know that the laundry chute goes to one of the Nine Hells? That's an experience I don't want to repeat.

Hmm. Well apparently the Nine Hells does a pretty good fluff & fold.

Did you guys know that the laundry chute goes to one of the Nine Hells? That's an experience I don't want to repeat.

That explains all the missing socks.

Celestial Follower wrote:

Did you guys know that the laundry chute goes to one of the Nine Hells? That's an experience I don't want to repeat.

That explains all the missing socks.

In their defense, they're accustomed to matching pairs, not sets of eight.

Has anyone seen Angel Fish lately? Did we remember to change the filter in his bowl?

Has anyone seen Angel Fish lately? Did we remember to change the filter in his bowl?

Maybe he's really Mr. Fishy in disguise? Or he eloped with Ol' Grue?

<DING!>

Oooo, pizza rolls are ready! I'll start on the queso dip for the tortilla chips next.

You don't think he got taken in the purge, do you?

might have done...

You don't think he got taken in the purge, do you?

Huh. I never figured him for the evil type. He always seemed so straight-laced. I guess maybe he wasn't as virtuous as the rest of us.

Anyway, I have to go finish sacrificing that elf to Orcus...

Nice!

I was wondering what the screams were from.

Celestial Healer wrote:

Has anyone seen Angel Fish lately? Did we remember to change the filter in his bowl?

Maybe he's really Mr. Fishy in disguise? Or he eloped with Ol' Grue?

<DING!>

Oooo, pizza rolls are ready! I'll start on the queso dip for the tortilla chips next.

Ooh! I forgot that there were pizza rolls. Hot diggity!!!

Did everyone have a nice weekend?

Where did everybody go?

I just woke up from the weirdest dream. I was on a messageboard, and I was posting on it. CH, you were there, and Angel Fish, and ululatoloth, and Microwave...well, there were flying winged microwaves, and there was a poppy field, and I was in a dress and ruby slippers. Then the dream got really weird...

I just woke up from the weirdest dream. I was on a messageboard, and I was posting on it. CH, you were there, and Angel Fish, and ululatoloth, and Microwave...well, there were flying winged microwaves, and there was a poppy field, and I was in a dress and ruby slippers. Then the dream got really weird...

I usually interpret dreams like that to mean that I am destined for great things. It's better than imagining my dreams are all about my mother or something...

Celestial Follower wrote:

I just woke up from the weirdest dream. I was on a messageboard, and I was posting on it. CH, you were there, and Angel Fish, and ululatoloth, and Microwave...well, there were flying winged microwaves, and there was a poppy field, and I was in a dress and ruby slippers. Then the dream got really weird...

I usually interpret dreams like that to mean that I am destined for great things. It's better than imagining my dreams are all about my mother or something...

I think Angel Fish is the only one who makes those interpretations.

Celestial Healer wrote:

Celestial Follower wrote:

I just woke up from the weirdest dream. I was on a messageboard, and I was posting on it. CH, you were there, and Angel Fish, and ululatoloth, and Microwave...well, there were flying winged microwaves, and there was a poppy field, and I was in a dress and ruby slippers. Then the dream got really weird...

I usually interpret dreams like that to mean that I am destined for great things. It's better than imagining my dreams are all about my mother or something...

I think Angel Fish is the only one who makes those interpretations.

I hate you all so much.

oh the fish is back

We missed you, Angel Fish.

I need more cultists. We should recruit more.

I hate you all so much.

Poor Fishy is grumpy. Having a bad day? Here... {crams large plushy white-&-pink unicorn into his bowl} ...have a fluffy Sebastian. It's so FLUFFY!!!

{fails to notice plush unicorn quickly absorbs all Angel Fish's water, leaving him gasping for breath and trapped under giant soggy unicorn}

Oh no! Poor Angel Fish!

<Sets fire to the couch. Water sprinklers start up.>

That'll make things better.

i think he's just mad 'cause we didn't purge anyone

i think he's just mad 'cause we didn't purge anyone

I purged.

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHH!

Huh. How did I wind up in this thread anyway?

Oh no! Poor Angel Fish!

<Sets fire to the couch. Water sprinklers start up.>

That'll make things better.

That's thinking outside the box, CF!

A new Ga Ga parody for CH (you were a fan, right?)

A new Ga Ga parody for CH (you were a fan, right?)

Heh. I'll have to check this out when I get home. Lady Gaga is awesome.

Oh no! Poor Angel Fish!

<Sets fire to the couch. Water sprinklers start up.>

That'll make things better.

My bowl was on the couch.

Celestial Follower wrote:

Oh no! Poor Angel Fish!

<Sets fire to the couch. Water sprinklers start up.>

That'll make things better.

My bowl was on the couch.

Don't fret; I'm sure he meant well. {removes stuffed Sebastian and refills AF's bowl with fresh filtered water}

Hmmm, it's still a little warm in here. Maybe this will help you cool off- {puts AF & his bowl into the freezer}

I just have to remember to take him back out in 15 minutes or so, or he might get too col- OOO, something shiney!...

Why is it so cloudy?

Why is it so cloudy?

Because I don't have enough cultists, that's why.

Fish popsicles! My favorite!