Celestial Healer wrote:

Dictum

AIEEEEE!

Microwave? I thought you were Lawful Good...

Lloth's Microwave of Mega-Doom wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Dictum

AIEEEEE!

Microwave? I thought you were Lawful Good...

{still smoking} Er, um, it must be a wild magic effect.

Lloth's Microwave of Mega-Doom wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Dictum

AIEEEEE!

Microwave? I thought you were Lawful Good...

-still behind CH-

*EPIC SILENCED FACEPALM*

Celestial Healer wrote:

Lloth's Microwave of Mega-Doom wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Dictum

AIEEEEE!

Microwave? I thought you were Lawful Good...

{still smoking} Er, um, it must be a wild magic effect.

Oh you poor charred thing. I saw a Slanket infomercial and knit an appliance cozy for you. {hands it to microwave}

Lloth's Microwave of Mega-Doom wrote:

{still smoking} Er, um, it must be a wild magic effect.

Oh you poor charred thing. I saw a Slanket infomercial and knit an appliance cozy for you. {hands it to microwave}

For me?! That's so sickeningly sweet. Still, it'll probably protect me until I can get veneer graft from Skinsaw Ltd. {slips on Cozy of Opposite Alignment}

Uh oh...

For me?! That's so sickeningly sweet. Still, it'll probably protect me until I can get veneer graft from Skinsaw Ltd. {slips on Cozy of Opposite Alignment}

Uh oh...

Jeepers, I feel very strange all of a sudden. But it doesn't bother me for some reason.

Lloth's Microwave of Mega-Doom wrote:

For me?! That's so sickeningly sweet. Still, it'll probably protect me until I can get veneer graft from Skinsaw Ltd. {slips on Cozy of Opposite Alignment}

Uh oh...

Jeepers, I feel very strange all of a sudden. But it doesn't bother me for some reason.

Think you could heat up these pizza rolls?

Shiny Joy Microwave of Sparkle wrote:

Lloth's Microwave of Mega-Doom wrote:

For me?! That's so sickeningly sweet. Still, it'll probably protect me until I can get veneer graft from Skinsaw Ltd. {slips on Cozy of Opposite Alignment}

Uh oh...

Jeepers, I feel very strange all of a sudden. But it doesn't bother me for some reason.

Think you could heat up these pizza rolls?

Sure! Happy to do it, Big Chief.

{hums contentedly while heating pizza rolls}

Celestial Healer wrote:

Shiny Joy Microwave of Sparkle wrote:

Lloth's Microwave of Mega-Doom wrote:

For me?! That's so sickeningly sweet. Still, it'll probably protect me until I can get veneer graft from Skinsaw Ltd. {slips on Cozy of Opposite Alignment}

Uh oh...

Jeepers, I feel very strange all of a sudden. But it doesn't bother me for some reason.

Think you could heat up these pizza rolls?

Sure! Happy to do it, Big Chief.

{hums contentedly while heating pizza rolls}

Well that's very kind of you!

Shiny Joy Microwave of Sparkle wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Shiny Joy Microwave of Sparkle wrote:

Lloth's Microwave of Mega-Doom wrote:

For me?! That's so sickeningly sweet. Still, it'll probably protect me until I can get veneer graft from Skinsaw Ltd. {slips on Cozy of Opposite Alignment}

Uh oh...

Jeepers, I feel very strange all of a sudden. But it doesn't bother me for some reason.

Think you could heat up these pizza rolls?

Sure! Happy to do it, Big Chief.

{hums contentedly while heating pizza rolls}

Well that's very kind of you!

{looks worried} Yes, oddly it was.

I didn't know vampires where allowed in heaven...

I didn't know vampires where allowed in heaven...

Jeepers! Where?

I like the new microwave!

Merry Gishmas, everyone!

St John the Baptist wrote:

I didn't know vampires where allowed in heaven...

Jeepers! Where?

YOU! You're all...sparkly!

*grumble* Bloody vampires have really let the entrance qualifications drop these days....

I like the new microwave!

Merry G~&%mas, everyone!

That sounds like a Chaotic holiday to me.

Celestial Follower wrote:

I like the new microwave!

Merry G~&%mas, everyone!

That sounds like a Chaotic holiday to me.

Oh do lighten up. What's a little frivolity among friends, yessss? No harm done.

Celestial Follower wrote:

I like the new microwave!

Merry G~&%mas, everyone!

That sounds like a Chaotic holiday to me.

You're thinking of Gishzaa, boss.

Celestial Follower wrote:

I like the new microwave!

Merry G~&%mas, everyone!

That sounds like a Chaotic holiday to me.

Agreed. Someone should legislate it back to the stone ages.

Celestial Healer wrote:

Celestial Follower wrote:

I like the new microwave!

Merry G~&%mas, everyone!

That sounds like a Chaotic holiday to me.

You're thinking of G#&~zaa, boss.

On this thread, we don't celebrate holidays with the word "g%~&" in it.

*Hide in Plain Sight* *Zone of Silence*

*updates all the calendars when CH isn't looking*

*Hide in Plain Sight* *Zone of Silence*

*updates all the calendars when CH isn't looking*

*Flies in inside perfectly sealed yet somehow ventilated fishorb*

Don't look at me! I try to stomp out all mentions of the g-word.

Hey, you look different...

Don't look at me! I try to stomp out all mentions of the g-word.

Hey, you look different...

Yeah, I got a bit compressed in a Borg replicator. I'm fine, though.

You look sleek, Angel Fish!

Yeah, he could be a model.

Yeah, he could be a model.

No, we're supposed to be the good guys. Hint, hint.

Celestial Healer wrote:

Yeah, he could be a model.

No, we're supposed to be the good guys. Hint, hint.

Welcome back! Would you like a professionally heated beverage of some sort?

Angel Fish wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Yeah, he could be a model.

No, we're supposed to be the good guys. Hint, hint.

Welcome back! Would you like a professionally heated beverage of some sort?

What the gumdrops???

Shiny Joy Microwave of Sparkle wrote:

Angel Fish wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Yeah, he could be a model.

No, we're supposed to be the good guys. Hint, hint.

Welcome back! Would you like a professionally heated beverage of some sort?

What the gumdrops???

I don't know. Ever since we put that appliance cozy on the microwave, it has worked a lot better.

CF, do we have a Thanksgiving dinner ready for our thread?

Angel Fish wrote:

Shiny Joy Microwave of Sparkle wrote:

Angel Fish wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Yeah, he could be a model.

No, we're supposed to be the good guys. Hint, hint.

Welcome back! Would you like a professionally heated beverage of some sort?

What the gumdrops???

I don't know. Ever since we put that appliance cozy on the microwave, it has worked a lot better.

*mumble mutter in the corner* Less amusing this way...

*silent-stealthed slips a cup of StarSchmucks into the microwave and pushes the button*

*dimension door back to the other side of the room and waits*

*end stealth*

Dinner hmm? What's cooking?

CF, do we have a Thanksgiving dinner ready for our thread?

Roast slaad, mashed dretches, and demon rolls. And corn.

Yum!

Celestial Healer wrote:

CF, do we have a Thanksgiving dinner ready for our thread?

Roast slaad, mashed dretches, and demon rolls. And corn.

Yum!

Did you consult with microwave on that menu?

Celestial Follower wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

CF, do we have a Thanksgiving dinner ready for our thread?

Roast slaad, mashed dretches, and demon rolls. And corn.

Yum!

Did you consult with microwave on that menu?

Last week. Do you like it?

Celestial Healer wrote:

Celestial Follower wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

CF, do we have a Thanksgiving dinner ready for our thread?

Roast slaad, mashed dretches, and demon rolls. And corn.

Yum!

Did you consult with microwave on that menu?

Last week. Do you like it?

I would check again, her tastes have changed.

Hey, Microwave! Should we change the Thanksgiving day menu?

Ooooh, coffee!

What ever happened to turkey and cranberry sauce?

What ever happened to turkey and cranberry sauce?

Sounds good to me.

I hear there's punch and pie?

I hear there's punch and pie?

CF! Punch and pie?

OK Boss!

<Punches Celestial Healer>

I feel really bad about this.

<Throws lemon meringue pie at Celestial Healer's face>

OK Boss!

<Punches Celestial Healer>

I feel really bad about this.

<Throws lemon meringue pie at Celestial Healer's face>

....

OK Boss!

<Punches Celestial Healer>

I feel really bad about this.

<Throws lemon meringue pie at Celestial Healer's face>

*wipes pie off of face*

I really need to be more specific in the future.

Celestial Follower wrote:

OK Boss!

<Punches Celestial Healer>

I feel really bad about this.

<Throws lemon meringue pie at Celestial Healer's face>

....

Did you seriously just do that?
Somebody, hand me a pie.

Here ya go. It's chocolate cream!

OK Boss!

<Punches Celestial Healer>

I feel really bad about this.

<Throws lemon meringue pie at Celestial Healer's face>

*films*

Angel Fish wrote:

Celestial Follower wrote:

OK Boss!

<Punches Celestial Healer>

I feel really bad about this.

<Throws lemon meringue pie at Celestial Healer's face>

....

Did you seriously just do that?
Somebody, hand me a pie.

Here ya go. It's chocolate cream!

Hmm. On the one hand, since he gave me the pie, using it on him would be dishonorable. On the other, not using it would be allowing a slight against my 'master'. On the third hand...