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"Sure. I'd love to dance with you.""Then let's show the others a dance of fire and air!"
He leads her to the dance floor...
"Uh-oh," she says with a giggle. "JH told me I should stay away from combustibles in this dress." <wink>
"Oh, well, I never listen anyways. Let's get something with a nice fast beat," she calls out to the DJ.
Let's get something with a nice fast beat," she calls out to the DJ.
The DJ calls back to her.
"Got one perfect for ya, but it's rock music. Here you go!"He puts a new CD on and the music begins to pour from the speakers...
Muffy looks confused. She looks around and tries to count. No, there were definitely three of them a minute ago. Molly was dancing with that Machina fellow. And Mindy was still dancing with Lynora-Jill. She frowns trying desperately to figure it out.
"Who are you?" she asks the newcomer, confused.
"I'm Mindy, silly. That's Missy over there."
*Glub*
Anybody got a squirrel or something to feed to me?There's plenty of turnips!
*drops one n Angel Fishs' tank & gets out flame-thrower*
Do you want your turnip boiled?
*Lighting bolt hits DXSMachina*
Get. The Turnip. Out. Of. My. Fishbowl.I got that for you...
*removes the turnip from the fishbowl. Puts a dazed halfling in its place*
Enjoy.
"Ooh, ooh! Can I play?"
holds dazed halfling by one leg, dipping him in and out of the water. chunks of turnips fly out of his mouth as he laughs.
*Hic* Thanks. Hey, 's there 'n e'il doer o'er there pr'tendin' to be a c'lest'l? Smite!
*Lightning bolt of holy energy hits Priestess of Discord*More beer?
"I'm Mindy, silly. That's Missy over there."Muffy looks confused. She looks around and tries to count. No, there were definitely three of them a minute ago. Molly was dancing with that Machina fellow. And Mindy was still dancing with Lynora-Jill. She frowns trying desperately to figure it out.
"Who are you?" she asks the newcomer, confused.
"Oh. Okay. I didn't realize they'd let Missy out of rehab already."
I hope none of you are too hungover tomorrow, because that is when we are going to begin our total domination of the internet.
Muffy giggles. "But you already started that. The first step is always to start a dance club. After that everybody just keeps showing up. Besides, how are we going to get hung over. There is sooooo not enough to drink here."
I hope none of you are too hungover tomorrow, because that is when we are going to begin our total domination of the internet.Muffy giggles. "But you already started that. The first step is always to start a dance club. After that everybody just keeps showing up. Besides, how are we going to get hung over. There is sooooo not enough to drink here."
Not with AF literally drinking like a fish anyway...
Not with AF literally drinking like a fish anyway...I hope none of you are too hungover tomorrow, because that is when we are going to begin our total domination of the internet.Muffy giggles. "But you already started that. The first step is always to start a dance club. After that everybody just keeps showing up. Besides, how are we going to get hung over. There is sooooo not enough to drink here."
*Hic*
Not m' fault...dey keep poorin' da drink 'n m' f'shb'l...can' help't...
<Dances briefly with Mindy>
Oops, got to go. Sorry about stepping on all of your toes.
*POOF*
<seconds pass>
*POOF*
OK Boss. Here's some liquor and cocktail weenies. I could only get nachos from some Abyssal layer on short notice. The smoke seems to enhance the flavor. We've still got plenty of turnips too.
<Looks around for Mindy, who seems to be hiding>
Celestial Follower! Get some more liquor. And maybe some nachos and cocktail weenies. I'll never attract a big cult without liquor, nachos, and cocktail weenies.
I'll get pizza rolls!
*slides out of thread, slides back in a few minutes later, sliding slower under a friggin' mountain of fresh out-of-the-oven pizza rolls*
I've got all the pizza roll I could find!
Cool, a talking tuna!Don' m'k me shm'te ya...We may have to assimilate this cult.Celestial Follower! Get some more liquor. And maybe some nachos and cocktail weenies. I'll never attract a big cult without liquor, nachos, and cocktail weenies.All right! Almost like the Jack's Clubhouse!
That'sh 't...shmite!
*Lightning bolt strikes JRHM*
Cool, a talking tuna!Don' m'k me shm'te ya...We may have to assimilate this cult.Celestial Follower! Get some more liquor. And maybe some nachos and cocktail weenies. I'll never attract a big cult without liquor, nachos, and cocktail weenies.All right! Almost like the Jack's Clubhouse!
"It's Flipper!"
"Flipper, Flipper, wonderful fish. Tastes so much better than a plain tuna dish!"
wanders off to find a fishing pole and a frying pan
*Lightning bolt of holy energy hits Priestess of Discord*
More beer?"Ooh, pretty light show."
"The angel fishy looks lonely. Should we find him demon fishy to play with?"
Hmm...shpout!
*Water spouts out of the fishbowl and blasts the priestess. She discovers that the water is holy*
"What a bother," ignoring (relishing in?) the pain and stripping out of her dress. "Does anyone have a towel?"
Cool, a talking tuna!Don' m'k me shm'te ya...We may have to assimilate this cult.Celestial Follower! Get some more liquor. And maybe some nachos and cocktail weenies. I'll never attract a big cult without liquor, nachos, and cocktail weenies.All right! Almost like the Jack's Clubhouse!That'sh 't...shmite!
*Lightning bolt strikes JRHM*
*laughs at the little one volt jolt the fish gives* Man, this fish has some serious delusions.
"What a bother," ignoring (relishing in?) the pain and stripping out of her dress. "Does anyone have a towel?"
*Lightning bolt of holy energy hits Priestess of Discord*
More beer?"Ooh, pretty light show."
"The angel fishy looks lonely. Should we find him demon fishy to play with?"
Hmm...shpout!
*Water spouts out of the fishbowl and blasts the priestess. She discovers that the water is holy*
Curshesh! She'sh too powr'ful! M' onl' hope 's t' dishp'l da drunk'n'ess!
*Poof*Now...get out of the thread before I'm forced to fight dirty!
*Lightning bolt of holy energy hits Priestess of Discord*
More beer?*Ducks Lightning Bolt*
"So Molly i think Bossman CH wants to make this more like a proper cult. I have some eyeliner and do you know where we can get some black robes?"
Walking straight up to DSXMachina stark naked., "I do! I do!" jumping up and down slightly
*Lightning bolt of holy energy hits Priestess of Discord*
More beer?*Ducks Lightning Bolt*
"So Molly i think Bossman CH wants to make this more like a proper cult. I have some eyeliner and do you know where we can get some black robes?"
Molly giggles.
"Silly. This is a celestial cult. Black robes are for the evil guys. We're supposed to wear white and be good. But they never specify good at what," she adds with a wink.
Walking straight up to DSXMachina stark naked., "I do! I do!" jumping up and down slightly
*Lightning bolt of holy energy hits Priestess of Discord*
More beer?*Ducks Lightning Bolt*
"So Molly i think Bossman CH wants to make this more like a proper cult. I have some eyeliner and do you know where we can get some black robes?"
then perhaps you should make use of that knowledge yourself!
Walking straight up to DSXMachina stark naked., "I do! I do!" jumping up and down slightly
*Lightning bolt of holy energy hits Priestess of Discord*
More beer?*Ducks Lightning Bolt*
"So Molly i think Bossman CH wants to make this more like a proper cult. I have some eyeliner and do you know where we can get some black robes?"
"Then why don't you go put some on. Honestly, Missy, have you been taking those demon drugs again? I can't believe they actually let you out of rehab."
Walking straight up to DSXMachina stark naked., "I do! I do!" jumping up and down slightly
*Lightning bolt of holy energy hits Priestess of Discord*
More beer?*Ducks Lightning Bolt*
"So Molly i think Bossman CH wants to make this more like a proper cult. I have some eyeliner and do you know where we can get some black robes?"
Put some clothes on before I Holy Word your ass. Nobody wants to see that - it's like Juiblex after a long bath.
"Then why don't you go put some on. Honestly, Missy, have you been taking those demon drugs again? I can't believe they actually let you out of rehab."Walking straight up to DSXMachina stark naked., "I do! I do!" jumping up and down slightly
*Lightning bolt of holy energy hits Priestess of Discord*
More beer?*Ducks Lightning Bolt*
"So Molly i think Bossman CH wants to make this more like a proper cult. I have some eyeliner and do you know where we can get some black robes?"
"I'm Mindy silly." she gestures and spins, wearing a white and silver minidress with silver stiletto heels when she stops.
"I'm Mindy silly." she gestures and spins, wearing a white and silver minidress with silver stiletto heels when she stops.
"You can't be Mindy. Mindy's over there talking to JRHM. And Muffy is trying to get Celestial Healer to dance with her. So you have to be Missy. Unless you're not really one of us at all..." she trailed off suspiciously.
"I'm Mindy silly." she gestures and spins, wearing a white and silver minidress with silver stiletto heels when she stops.
"You can't be Mindy. Mindy's over there talking to JRHM. And Muffy is trying to get Celestial Healer to dance with her. So you have to be Missy. Unless you're not really one of us at all..." she trailed off suspiciously.
I'm back. Detect Evil! True Seeing! Anti-Magic Field! Reveal Deceiver! Banish Illusions!
Hopefully one of those will work.
"I'm Mindy silly." she gestures and spins, wearing a white and silver minidress with silver stiletto heels when she stops.
"You can't be Mindy. Mindy's over there talking to JRHM. And Muffy is trying to get Celestial Healer to dance with her. So you have to be Missy. Unless you're not really one of us at all..." she trailed off suspiciously.
I'm back. Detect Evil! True Seeing! Anti-Magic Field! Reveal Deceiver! Banish Illusions!
Hopefully one of those will work.
Agh! You're not a nymph at all. You're that nasty priestess. Go away! You don't belong here.
Agh! You're not a nymph at all. You're that nasty priestess. Go away! You don't belong here.
"I'm Mindy silly." she gestures and spins, wearing a white and silver minidress with silver stiletto heels when she stops.
"You can't be Mindy. Mindy's over there talking to JRHM. And Muffy is trying to get Celestial Healer to dance with her. So you have to be Missy. Unless you're not really one of us at all..." she trailed off suspiciously.
I'm back. Detect Evil! True Seeing! Anti-Magic Field! Reveal Deceiver! Banish Illusions!
Hopefully one of those will work.
"Well, who do you want me to be?" she takes on the form of a Jack, then Hugh Jackman, then a handsome prince
"I dance very well, and it's all in fun isn't it?"