Finally, this place is getting interesting.

It is?

Yes. Shoots the slaad with a +5 axiomatic evil outsider bane heavy crossbow.

Hey! That tickles! That's it, no more picnic invites for you!

Ooh! I like violence!

*stabs Potato Slaad with Holy Avenger*

Did I do good, Angel Fish?

Woah! That's odd behavior for the boss. Maybe he needs an exorcism.

<Throws leeches at CH>

Begone, foul spirits!

Interesting, when you create a new post the post appears on the page instead of all by itself.

Eww. Leeches. Gross.

Although I have to admit, if you hadn't told me they were leeches, I might have mistaken them for your hors d'oeuvres.

Eww. Leeches. Gross.

Although I have to admit, if you hadn't told me they were leeches, I might have mistaken them for your hors d'oeuvres.

It's because every microwave we get is progressively more evil.

Iiiiiiinteresting.

Interesting, when you create a new post the post appears on the page instead of all by itself.

Yeah that's kind of new, I like it personally, don't have to have two windows/tabs open anymore.

Celestial Healer wrote:

Eww. Leeches. Gross.

Although I have to admit, if you hadn't told me they were leeches, I might have mistaken them for your hors d'oeuvres.

It's because every microwave we get is progressively more evil.

HEY! Don't blame me; I'm not the one who keeps shopping at Asm's Club for food.

Now, who wants fiendish-, er, "spicy" escargot in garlic & butter? It's evil and French! MWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA!

Hmm. I think I'll just eat these pretzels.

It's evil and French! MWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA!

Hmmmmmm. Isn't that redundant?

Do you want any nacho cheese dip for your pretzels, boss?

Do you want any nacho cheese dip for your pretzels, boss?

As long as you don't have to heat it up in the microwave.

Celestial Follower wrote:

Do you want any nacho cheese dip for your pretzels, boss?

As long as you don't have to heat it up in the microwave.

This stuff is self heating. It's really neat.

Just to check, "nacho" is spelled n-a-p-a-l-m, right?

Celestial Follower wrote:

Do you want any nacho cheese dip for your pretzels, boss?

As long as you don't have to heat it up in the microwave.

{sigh} OK then, just return me to Asm's Club for a refund. Don't worry about my feelings. I'm just a machine... not even a real live Modron. {weeps Sebek tears in the corner}

Celestial Healer wrote:

As long as you don't have to heat it up in the microwave.

This stuff is self heating. It's really neat.

Just to check, "nacho" is spelled n-a-p-a-l-m, right?

There's a cold 2-liter of agent orange soda in the fridge if you're thirsty. {sharpens knife, looks evilly at blender}

Celestial Healer wrote:

Celestial Follower wrote:

Do you want any nacho cheese dip for your pretzels, boss?

As long as you don't have to heat it up in the microwave.

{sigh} OK then, just return me to Asm's Club for a refund. Don't worry about my feelings. I'm just a machine... not even a real live Modron. {weeps Sebek tears in the corner}

Aww. Here, heat up this popcorn.

Aww. Here, heat up this popcorn.

YAY! You like me; you really like me!

{begins nuking bag} Oooo, Orcus Redenbacher... tasty stuff!

Celestial Healer wrote:

Aww. Here, heat up this popcorn.

YAY! You like me; you really like me!

{begins nuking bag} Oooo, Orcus Redenbacher... tasty stuff!

I had no idea demons wore bow ties.

Go Team SHACO!!!

Lloth's Microwave of Mega-Doom wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Aww. Here, heat up this popcorn.

YAY! You like me; you really like me!

{begins nuking bag} Oooo, Orcus Redenbacher... tasty stuff!

I had no idea demons wore bow ties.

It's the new fad. Trust me it's better than the days when it was all top hats, all the time. *shakes head ruefully* And don't even get me started on the 3D-glasses trip, nnnnoooooo.

Celestial Follower wrote:

Lloth's Microwave of Mega-Doom wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Aww. Here, heat up this popcorn.

YAY! You like me; you really like me!

{begins nuking bag} Oooo, Orcus Redenbacher... tasty stuff!

I had no idea demons wore bow ties.

It's the new fad. Trust me it's better than the days when it was all top hats, all the time. *shakes head ruefully* And don't even get me started on the 3D-glasses trip, nnnnoooooo.

Fashion is easier when you wear a bedsheet.

Gentleman Nurn wrote:

Celestial Follower wrote:

Lloth's Microwave of Mega-Doom wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Aww. Here, heat up this popcorn.

YAY! You like me; you really like me!

{begins nuking bag} Oooo, Orcus Redenbacher... tasty stuff!

I had no idea demons wore bow ties.

It's the new fad. Trust me it's better than the days when it was all top hats, all the time. *shakes head ruefully* And don't even get me started on the 3D-glasses trip, nnnnoooooo.

Fashion is easier when you wear a bedsheet.

I do have to admit it's astounding that you do so much with so little.

Fashion is easier when you wear a bedsheet.

Tim Gunn would be proud. :)

"Make it work."

I have some brie left over from my dinner party. Microwave, do you think you could warm this up a little for us?

I have some brie left over from my dinner party. Microwave, do you think you could warm this up a little for us?

<Braces for inevitable evil rampaging brie monstrosity>

Boss, are you sure...

Celestial Healer wrote:

I have some brie left over from my dinner party. Microwave, do you think you could warm this up a little for us?

<Braces for inevitable evil rampaging brie monstrosity>

Boss, are you sure...

Why not? I love brie!

Celestial Follower wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

I have some brie left over from my dinner party. Microwave, do you think you could warm this up a little for us?

<Braces for inevitable evil rampaging brie monstrosity>

Boss, are you sure...

Why not? I love brie!

The question is, "Does it love you back?" Yessss. ... Or Nnnnooooo.

I have some brie left over from my dinner party. Microwave, do you think you could warm this up a little for us?

I guess, if you're really sure. <hummmmmmmmm...>

<Ding!> It's done, I guess.

<Braces for inevitable evil rampaging brie monstrosity>

Boss, are you sure...

It's brie. It's pretty monstrous already, like cheese and The Blob had a kid.

Bluh?

Bluh?

AUGH, IT'S A FLAN! Oh wait, no it isn't.

Follow. Could you taste the cheese and make sure it's not poisoned?

Follow. Could you taste the cheese and make sure it's not poisoned?

Oh course it's poisoned, it's brie... it's naturally poisonous. Oh I get what your saying... no I didn't add anything to it.

Has anybody seen Angel Fish? We didn't forget to clean his filter, did we?

<Looks at Angel Fish's bowl. The water is black.>

Um, I think he opened a portal to some other plane?

Oh dear.

*apparates MiniPortalGen DX 5000 off somewhere not on his person*

<Looks at Angel Fish's bowl. The water is black.>

Um, I think he opened a portal to some other plane?

I think I saw a deranged Kobold in here earlier trying to cleave stuff with a spatula. Maybe he kidnapped the 'Fish?

*puts some turnips in Angel Fish's bowl*

I hope he likes turnips.

Hey boss, the microwave wanted me to ask you if you wanted to go "gishing".

<Looks over at the microwave>

Why are you laughing???

Hey boss, the microwave wanted me to ask you if you wanted to go "g~&%ing".

<Looks over at the microwave>

Why are you laughing???

We don't use that word on this thread.

This looks like a good place to hang out. Nobody would look for me here.

This looks like a good place to hang out. Nobody would look for me here.

Unholy word!

The Gish wrote:

This looks like a good place to hang out. Nobody would look for me here.

Unholy word!

... Did you just cast that? Now I'm intrigued.

The G~~& wrote:

This looks like a good place to hang out. Nobody would look for me here.

Unholy word!

It's Holy Word, CF, Holy.

But I think this spell is more suited.

Dictum

But I think this spell is more suited.

Dictum

*sidesteps behind CH out of the blast radius*

Celestial Follower wrote:

The G~~& wrote:

This looks like a good place to hang out. Nobody would look for me here.

Unholy word!

It's Holy Word, CF, Holy.

<Blushes>

I've been hanging around with the microwave too much.

Some world experience can't be too bad. Yessss.

Dictum

AIEEEEE!

Celestial Healer wrote:

Dictum

AIEEEEE!

{sprays him with CO2 fire extinquisher}