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Angel of Violence, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 06:53 AM

Finally, this place is getting interesting.

Potato Slaad, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 06:55 AM

It is?

Angel of Violence, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 06:56 AM

Yes. Shoots the slaad with a +5 axiomatic evil outsider bane heavy crossbow.

Potato Slaad, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 07:03 AM

Hey! That tickles! That's it, no more picnic invites for you!

Celestial Healer, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 06:16 PM

Ooh! I like violence!

*stabs Potato Slaad with Holy Avenger*

Did I do good, Angel Fish?

Celestial Follower, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 07:25 PM

Woah! That's odd behavior for the boss. Maybe he needs an exorcism.

Begone, foul spirits!

Interesting, when you create a new post the post appears on the page instead of all by itself.

Celestial Healer, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 05:58 AM

Eww. Leeches. Gross.

Although I have to admit, if you hadn't told me they were leeches, I might have mistaken them for your hors d'oeuvres.

Celestial Follower, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 02:23 PM

Celestial Healer wrote:

Eww. Leeches. Gross.

Although I have to admit, if you hadn't told me they were leeches, I might have mistaken them for your hors d'oeuvres.

It's because every microwave we get is progressively more evil.

Gentleman Nurn, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 02:40 PM

Iiiiiiinteresting.

Celestial Follower wrote:

Interesting, when you create a new post the post appears on the page instead of all by itself.

Yeah that's kind of new, I like it personally, don't have to have two windows/tabs open anymore.

Lloth's Microwave of Mega-Doom, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 03:40 PM

Celestial Follower wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Eww. Leeches. Gross.

Although I have to admit, if you hadn't told me they were leeches, I might have mistaken them for your hors d'oeuvres.

It's because every microwave we get is progressively more evil.

HEY! Don't blame me; I'm not the one who keeps shopping at Asm's Club for food.

Now, who wants fiendish-, er, "spicy" escargot in garlic & butter? It's evil and French! MWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA!

Celestial Healer, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 06:07 PM

Hmm. I think I'll just eat these pretzels.

Gentleman Nurn, Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 03:16 PM

Lloth's Microwave of Mega-Doom wrote:

It's evil and French! MWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA!

Hmmmmmm. Isn't that redundant?

Celestial Follower, Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 05:17 PM

Do you want any nacho cheese dip for your pretzels, boss?

Celestial Healer, Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 06:52 PM

Celestial Follower wrote:

Do you want any nacho cheese dip for your pretzels, boss?

As long as you don't have to heat it up in the microwave.

Celestial Follower, Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 06:55 PM

Celestial Healer wrote:

Celestial Follower wrote:

Do you want any nacho cheese dip for your pretzels, boss?

As long as you don't have to heat it up in the microwave.

This stuff is self heating. It's really neat.

Just to check, "nacho" is spelled n-a-p-a-l-m, right?

Lloth's Microwave of Mega-Doom, Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 07:09 PM

Celestial Healer wrote:

Celestial Follower wrote:

Do you want any nacho cheese dip for your pretzels, boss?

As long as you don't have to heat it up in the microwave.

{sigh} OK then, just return me to Asm's Club for a refund. Don't worry about my feelings. I'm just a machine... not even a real live Modron. {weeps Sebek tears in the corner}

Lloth's Microwave of Mega-Doom, Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 07:13 PM

Celestial Follower wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

As long as you don't have to heat it up in the microwave.

This stuff is self heating. It's really neat.

Just to check, "nacho" is spelled n-a-p-a-l-m, right?

There's a cold 2-liter of agent orange soda in the fridge if you're thirsty. {sharpens knife, looks evilly at blender}

Celestial Healer, Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 07:16 PM

Lloth's Microwave of Mega-Doom wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Celestial Follower wrote:

Do you want any nacho cheese dip for your pretzels, boss?

As long as you don't have to heat it up in the microwave.

{sigh} OK then, just return me to Asm's Club for a refund. Don't worry about my feelings. I'm just a machine... not even a real live Modron. {weeps Sebek tears in the corner}

Aww. Here, heat up this popcorn.

Lloth's Microwave of Mega-Doom, Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 07:21 PM

Celestial Healer wrote:

Aww. Here, heat up this popcorn.

YAY! You like me; you really like me!

{begins nuking bag} Oooo, Orcus Redenbacher... tasty stuff!

Celestial Follower, Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 07:22 PM

Lloth's Microwave of Mega-Doom wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Aww. Here, heat up this popcorn.

YAY! You like me; you really like me!

{begins nuking bag} Oooo, Orcus Redenbacher... tasty stuff!

I had no idea demons wore bow ties.

Potato Slaad, Thu, Nov 5, 2009, 06:21 AM

Go Team SHACO!!!

Gentleman Nurn, Thu, Nov 5, 2009, 06:23 AM

Celestial Follower wrote:

Lloth's Microwave of Mega-Doom wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Aww. Here, heat up this popcorn.

YAY! You like me; you really like me!

{begins nuking bag} Oooo, Orcus Redenbacher... tasty stuff!

I had no idea demons wore bow ties.

It's the new fad. Trust me it's better than the days when it was all top hats, all the time. *shakes head ruefully* And don't even get me started on the 3D-glasses trip, nnnnoooooo.

Celestial Healer, Sat, Nov 7, 2009, 08:24 PM

Gentleman Nurn wrote:

Celestial Follower wrote:

Lloth's Microwave of Mega-Doom wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Aww. Here, heat up this popcorn.

YAY! You like me; you really like me!

{begins nuking bag} Oooo, Orcus Redenbacher... tasty stuff!

I had no idea demons wore bow ties.

It's the new fad. Trust me it's better than the days when it was all top hats, all the time. *shakes head ruefully* And don't even get me started on the 3D-glasses trip, nnnnoooooo.

Fashion is easier when you wear a bedsheet.

Gentleman Nurn, Sun, Nov 8, 2009, 03:09 PM

Celestial Healer wrote:

Gentleman Nurn wrote:

Celestial Follower wrote:

Lloth's Microwave of Mega-Doom wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Aww. Here, heat up this popcorn.

YAY! You like me; you really like me!

{begins nuking bag} Oooo, Orcus Redenbacher... tasty stuff!

I had no idea demons wore bow ties.

It's the new fad. Trust me it's better than the days when it was all top hats, all the time. *shakes head ruefully* And don't even get me started on the 3D-glasses trip, nnnnoooooo.

Fashion is easier when you wear a bedsheet.

I do have to admit it's astounding that you do so much with so little.

Ambrosia Slaad, Sun, Nov 8, 2009, 04:19 PM

Celestial Healer wrote:

Fashion is easier when you wear a bedsheet.

Tim Gunn would be proud. :)

"Make it work."

Celestial Healer, Mon, Nov 9, 2009, 05:55 AM

I have some brie left over from my dinner party. Microwave, do you think you could warm this up a little for us?

Celestial Follower, Mon, Nov 9, 2009, 05:59 AM

Celestial Healer wrote:

I have some brie left over from my dinner party. Microwave, do you think you could warm this up a little for us?

Boss, are you sure...

Celestial Healer, Tue, Nov 10, 2009, 06:06 AM

Celestial Follower wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

I have some brie left over from my dinner party. Microwave, do you think you could warm this up a little for us?

<Braces for inevitable evil rampaging brie monstrosity>

Boss, are you sure...

Why not? I love brie!

Gentleman Nurn, Tue, Nov 10, 2009, 01:04 PM

Celestial Healer wrote:

Celestial Follower wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

I have some brie left over from my dinner party. Microwave, do you think you could warm this up a little for us?

<Braces for inevitable evil rampaging brie monstrosity>

Boss, are you sure...

Why not? I love brie!

The question is, "Does it love you back?" Yessss. ... Or Nnnnooooo.

Lloth's Microwave of Mega-Doom, Tue, Nov 10, 2009, 06:00 PM

Celestial Healer wrote:

I have some brie left over from my dinner party. Microwave, do you think you could warm this up a little for us?

I guess, if you're really sure. <hummmmmmmmm...>

<Ding!> It's done, I guess.

Celestial Follower wrote:

<Braces for inevitable evil rampaging brie monstrosity>

Boss, are you sure...

It's brie. It's pretty monstrous already, like cheese and The Blob had a kid.

Maelstrom Taig, Tue, Nov 10, 2009, 06:04 PM

Bluh?

Lloth's Microwave of Mega-Doom, Tue, Nov 10, 2009, 06:07 PM

Maelstrom Taig wrote:

Bluh?

AUGH, IT'S A FLAN! Oh wait, no it isn't.

Celestial Healer, Tue, Nov 10, 2009, 06:07 PM

Follow. Could you taste the cheese and make sure it's not poisoned?

Lloth's Microwave of Mega-Doom, Tue, Nov 10, 2009, 06:10 PM

Celestial Healer wrote:

Follow. Could you taste the cheese and make sure it's not poisoned?

Oh course it's poisoned, it's brie... it's naturally poisonous. Oh I get what your saying... no I didn't add anything to it.

Celestial Healer, Wed, Nov 11, 2009, 05:58 AM

Has anybody seen Angel Fish? We didn't forget to clean his filter, did we?

Celestial Follower, Wed, Nov 11, 2009, 06:08 AM

Um, I think he opened a portal to some other plane?

Gentleman Nurn, Wed, Nov 11, 2009, 01:51 PM

Oh dear.

*apparates MiniPortalGen DX 5000 off somewhere not on his person*

Lloth's Microwave of Mega-Doom, Wed, Nov 11, 2009, 08:22 PM

Celestial Follower wrote:

<Looks at Angel Fish's bowl. The water is black.>

Um, I think he opened a portal to some other plane?

I think I saw a deranged Kobold in here earlier trying to cleave stuff with a spatula. Maybe he kidnapped the 'Fish?

Celestial Healer, Monday, 07:10 AM

*puts some turnips in Angel Fish's bowl*

I hope he likes turnips.