Hello, mighty beings with big bird wings. I have lost my master, the noble and great runelord Karzoug, some time ago, and now I am searching for him on the planes. Did you see him here?

Hello, mighty beings with big bird wings. I have lost my master, the noble and great runelord Karzoug, some time ago, and now I am searching for him on the planes. Did you see him here?

I haven't seen him, but help yourself to some nachos.

Hm, and I was so sure I would find him in heaven.

Thank you for the nachos, but do you have some oil?

We prefer twister. :)

Innocent whistling comes from a caravan of tour buses driving by on the Interthereal Highway... ;)

Hm, and I was so sure I would find him in heaven.

Thank you for the nachos, but do you have some oil?

Well, it's a big place. He might be here somewhere.

Were you looking for motor oil, or cooking oil?

The Celestial Sisters wrote:

We prefer twister. :)

Innocent whistling comes from a caravan of tour buses driving by on the Interthereal Highway... ;)

Before you go, be sure to take some of our pamphlets on the virtues of virtue!

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

The Celestial Sisters wrote:

We prefer twister. :)

Innocent whistling comes from a caravan of tour buses driving by on the Interthereal Highway... ;)

Before you go, be sure to take some of our pamphlets on the virtues of virtue!

Boy do you have the wrong party. ;)

Were you looking for motor oil, or cooking oil?

Cooking oil is good, since it is more friendly to the environment. And making accidental blots in a book with oily fingers is just a catastrophe if you use motor oil ...

Here's some pizza rolls! Fresh from the oven. <Looks meaningfully at the microwave>

And I found a copy of Maelstrom Twister. The back of the box says that "it's really, really twisted. Really." Sounds interesting.

How would Angel Fish play Maelstrom Twister?

Well, that little guy is resourceful. He wins every game we play, so I'm sure he'll find a way.

*spins*

Right wing on red. Ooh good! I have one of those!

Here's some pizza rolls! Fresh from the oven. <Looks meaningfully at the microwave>

And I found a copy of Maelstrom Twister. The back of the box says that "it's really, really twisted. Really." Sounds interesting.

One moment. Can I, um, see that please? Thanks.

*spins spinner*

Hmm. Fourth tentacle on yellow.

Where did you get this game, Follower?

*spins spinner*

Hmm. Fourth tentacle on yellow.

Where did you get this game, Follower?

*places tentacle on yellow*

*spins spinner*

Hmm. Fourth tentacle on yellow.

Where did you get this game, Follower?

At the Church of Asmodeus yard sale.

Celestial Healer wrote:

*spins spinner*

Hmm. Fourth tentacle on yellow.

Where did you get this game, Follower?

At the Church of Asmodeus yard sale.

Right! Into the trash!

So how are we going to celebrate Halloween on our thread?

Bobbing for apples?
Trick or Treating?
Exorcisms?
Laying waste to hordes of demons and undead?

So how are we going to celebrate Halloween on our thread?

Bobbing for apples?
Trick or Treating?
Exorcisms?
Laying waste to hordes of demons and undead?

Exorcisms! I just got done reading Exorcisms for Complete Idiots and I'd like to try some techniques out.

Who should we exorcise?

Who should we exorcise?

That drow was acting squirrelly last night. I bet he got possessed by something.

I've got the leeches ready.

So how are we going to celebrate Halloween on our thread?

Bobbing for apples?
Trick or Treating?
Exorcisms?
Laying waste to hordes of demons and undead?

I vote the latter.

Oh look, someone ordered sushi.

Oh delicious! Want some, angel fi...

Umm.

Hide the sushi, guys.

Oh delicious! Want some, angel fi...

Umm.

Hide the sushi, guys.

I think this is wrong.

Honestly, when they told me this assignment to the Board would be 'troublesome' I had no idea...

Celestial Healer wrote:

Oh delicious! Want some, angel fi...

Umm.

Hide the sushi, guys.

I think this is wrong.

Not nearly as wrong as it easily could be.

Honestly, when they told me this assignment to the Board would be 'troublesome' I had no idea...

{does silly walk into thread} I'm building a Sebasteroth at home, and wondered if I could borrow a cup of Angel Fish DNA for an Aquatic template?

Angel Fish wrote:

Honestly, when they told me this assignment to the Board would be 'troublesome' I had no idea...

{does silly walk into thread} I'm building a Sebasteroth at home, and wondered if I could borrow a cup of Angel Fish DNA for an Aquatic template?

Ahhh...much better. A slaad OUT of Limbo. Thank you. Banish!

Can you two keep it quiet out there? Uncle Follower had a bit too much wine last night.

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

{does silly walk into thread} I'm building a Sebasteroth at home, and wondered if I could borrow a cup of Angel Fish DNA for an Aquatic template?

Ahhh...much better. A slaad OUT of Limbo. Thank you. Banish!

{vanishes back to Limbo:} "No soup for YOU!...

Can you two keep it quiet out there? Uncle Follower had a bit too much wine last night.

I thought I destroyed all that. Intoxication is a sin, you know.

Celestial Follower wrote:

Can you two keep it quiet out there? Uncle Follower had a bit too much wine last night.

I thought I destroyed all that. Intoxication is a sin, you know.

Microwave has an extra-dimensional pocket thingy. He jokes that's where he keeps the bodies.

Celestial Follower wrote:

Can you two keep it quiet out there? Uncle Follower had a bit too much wine last night.

I thought I destroyed all that. Intoxication is a sin, you know.

You're a real catfish in the mud. {continues sipping mimosa and munching a red dot from Abyssal Twister mat}

Angel Fish wrote:

I thought I destroyed all that. Intoxication is a sin, you know.

Microwave has an extra-dimensional pocket thingy. He jokes that's where he keeps the bodies.

Yeah... just joking.

{vomits out more extra-crispy spiders} Oops, sorry.

Someone downstairs is apparently too darn lazy to add a simple Fiendish template to the spiders. It's not like I'm asking for fricking sharks with fricking lasers on their heads...

Celestial Follower wrote:

Angel Fish wrote:

I thought I destroyed all that. Intoxication is a sin, you know.

Microwave has an extra-dimensional pocket thingy. He jokes that's where he keeps the bodies.

Yeah... just joking.

{vomits out more extra-crispy spiders} Oops, sorry.

Someone downstairs is apparently too darn lazy to add a simple Fiendish template to the spiders. It's not like I'm asking for fricking sharks with fricking lasers on their heads...

That's because the sharks all work for me.

Lloth's Microwave of Mega-Doom wrote:

Someone downstairs is apparently too darn lazy to add a simple Fiendish template to the spiders. It's not like I'm asking for fricking sharks with fricking lasers on their heads...

That's because the sharks all work for me.

I gotta learn to stop thinking outloud.

You think booze is evil, but you have lawyers on your payroll?! I think you might've absorbed a bit too much Limbo on your last trip.

Angel Fish wrote:

Lloth's Microwave of Mega-Doom wrote:

Someone downstairs is apparently too darn lazy to add a simple Fiendish template to the spiders. It's not like I'm asking for fricking sharks with fricking lasers on their heads...

That's because the sharks all work for me.

I gotta learn to stop thinking outloud.

You think booze is evil, but you have lawyers on your payroll?! I think you might've absorbed a bit too much Limbo on your last trip.

But lawyers are servants of society and, thus, want what's best for society.

*snicker*

BWA HA HA HA HA!

Ow, my head.

But lawyers are servants of society and, thus, want what's best for society.

*snicker*

BWA HA HA HA HA!

Ow, my head.

HA HA HA HA urk! {bounces around erratically on the counter} <COUGH!>

Ugh, owww! A spider went down the wrong pipe.

I think that whenever we get trick-or-treaters to this thread, we should promptly hold them down and perform an exorcism, just in case. Does that sound like a plan?

Great idea, boss!

<Retrieves cobras from a bag>

I think that whenever we get trick-or-treaters to this thread, we should promptly hold them down and perform an exorcism, just in case. Does that sound like a plan?

Sounds good to me. Make sure they tithe at least 10% of their candy too.

{goes back to making popcorn balls with dung beetle larvae inside}

Trick or treat!

Trick or treat!

I didn't realize we celebrated Halloween here. Oh, well.

<Gives Casper a ghost touch rock>

<Gives Casper a ghost touch rock>

Wa-wa wa wa-wa.

Trick or treat!

Okay, someone hold him down...

Hey, why are there a bunch of sleeping pills next to that fishbowl over there?

I think that some of those demons and devils over there decided he needed to 'relax' while CF and CH dealt with the trick-or-treaters.
Hey, I'm going trick or treating now, see ya all.

Did we exorcise that ghost? I wonder how that works... I know it ends a ghostly possession, but what if they're not possessing anybody?

I don't want to think about it.

Did we exorcise that ghost? I wonder how that works... I know it ends a ghostly possession, but what if they're not possessing anybody?

I don't want to think about it.

{trembling, drinking vodka from the bottle} I don't think so. Angel Fish mumbled something about "exercise" and "Richard Simmons," and the ghost ran like a bat outta hell.

Microwave is still hiding under the sink.

I'm glad that nobody TP'd our thread this year. We're usually the target of that sort of thing.

runs in with a roll of TP

Am I too late?