My horsey charges across the board.

<Rolls a d20>

19 for my ride check.

<Rolls another d20>

Natural 20. Oooh, a critical threat.

<Rolls the same d20>

Another natural d20. Confirmed the crit!

<Rolls 3d8>

8, 8, and, awww, 7. Plus bonuses, I did 38 points of damage. Let's see...a pawn has 6 hit points. Yep! He's dead.

Aaaand my queen is teleported by the Bishop to the knight and skewers him. She gets an extra turn from the teleportation, which she uses to attack CH's bishop.

Celestial Follower wrote:

My horsey charges across the board.

<Rolls a d20>

19 for my ride check.

<Rolls another d20>

Natural 20. Oooh, a critical threat.

<Rolls the same d20>

Another natural d20. Confirmed the crit!

<Rolls 3d8>

8, 8, and, awww, 7. Plus bonuses, I did 38 points of damage. Let's see...a pawn has 6 hit points. Yep! He's dead.

Aaaand my queen is teleported by the Bishop to the knight and skewers him. She gets an extra turn from the teleportation, which she uses to attack CH's bishop.

Is this 3.5 chess, 4e chess, or Pathfinder chess? Because my bishop seems to have encounter powers...

As an immediate interrupt, my bishop slides the queen two squares, and the queen grants combat advantage.

What?

Ooh! I have Chex Mix! That's a good party treat, and it doesn't require my Follower to do any cooking.

Ooh! I have Chex Mix! That's a good party treat, and it doesn't require my Follower to do any cooking.

That's good. Because I think the microwave just summoned a demon.

Celestial Healer wrote:

Ooh! I have Chex Mix! That's a good party treat, and it doesn't require my Follower to do any cooking.

That's good. Because I think the microwave just summoned a demon.

That thing has been nothing but trouble. I hope we kept the receipt.

Okay, see, we prefer the term 'daemon'.

Angel Fish wrote:

Celestial Follower wrote:

My horsey charges across the board.

<Rolls a d20>

19 for my ride check.

<Rolls another d20>

Natural 20. Oooh, a critical threat.

<Rolls the same d20>

Another natural d20. Confirmed the crit!

<Rolls 3d8>

8, 8, and, awww, 7. Plus bonuses, I did 38 points of damage. Let's see...a pawn has 6 hit points. Yep! He's dead.

Aaaand my queen is teleported by the Bishop to the knight and skewers him. She gets an extra turn from the teleportation, which she uses to attack CH's bishop.

Is this 3.5 chess, 4e chess, or Pathfinder chess? Because my bishop seems to have encounter powers...

As an immediate interrupt, my bishop slides the queen two squares, and the queen grants combat advantage.

What?

It's that new Poodle game.

EEEEEEEEP! A yugoloth!

Banish!

EEEEEEEEP! A yugoloth!

Banish!

Gah! Jerk!

Celestial Healer wrote:

EEEEEEEEP! A yugoloth!

Banish!

Gah! Jerk!

*Vanishes*
*Reappears*
That microwave of yours is very helpful, don't you know. Banish!

Oh no, you've cast me back to Celestia!

*disappears*

*reappears*

Damn, now I'm back in Celes... Oh wait.

Surely using banish on an outsider on said outsider's home plane is some sort of paradox...

Saeroth, Underlord of Yugoloths wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

EEEEEEEEP! A yugoloth!

Banish!

Gah! Jerk!

*Vanishes*
*Reappears*
That microwave of yours is very helpful, don't you know. Banish!

Oh no, you've cast me back to Celestia!

*disappears*

*reappears*

Damn, now I'm back in Celes... Oh wait.

Surely using banish on an outsider on said outsider's home plane is some sort of paradox...

Shush, you. Banish!

Celestial Healer wrote:

Saeroth, Underlord of Yugoloths wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

EEEEEEEEP! A yugoloth!

Banish!

Gah! Jerk!

*Vanishes*
*Reappears*
That microwave of yours is very helpful, don't you know. Banish!

Oh no, you've cast me back to Celestia!

*disappears*

*reappears*

Damn, now I'm back in Celes... Oh wait.

Surely using banish on an outsider on said outsider's home plane is some sort of paradox...

Shush, you. Banish!

Hey, stop that! Banish!

Saeroth, Underlord of Yugoloths wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Saeroth, Underlord of Yugoloths wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

EEEEEEEEP! A yugoloth!

Banish!

Gah! Jerk!

*Vanishes*
*Reappears*
That microwave of yours is very helpful, don't you know. Banish!

Oh no, you've cast me back to Celestia!

*disappears*

*reappears*

Damn, now I'm back in Celes... Oh wait.

Surely using banish on an outsider on said outsider's home plane is some sort of paradox...

Shush, you. Banish!

Hey, stop that! Banish!

*Disappears*

Angel Fish wrote:

Saeroth, Underlord of Yugoloths wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Saeroth, Underlord of Yugoloths wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

EEEEEEEEP! A yugoloth!

Banish!

Gah! Jerk!

*Vanishes*
*Reappears*
That microwave of yours is very helpful, don't you know. Banish!

Oh no, you've cast me back to Celestia!

*disappears*

*reappears*

Damn, now I'm back in Celes... Oh wait.

Surely using banish on an outsider on said outsider's home plane is some sort of paradox...

Shush, you. Banish!

Hey, stop that! Banish!

*Disappears*

*Reappears*
Stupid fish. Banish!

*Reappears*

Next time that yugoloth shows up, I'm going straight for the Holy Word.

{sips pineapple martini, watches outsiders flicker in and out}

That microwave of yours is very helpful, don't you know. Banish!

At least it isn't creating Concentrated Evil.

{unplugs microwave} Maybe that'll help.

<Throws microwave in the trash>

I hope that's not bad for Celestia's environment...

<Throws microwave in the trash>

I hope that's not bad for Celestia's environment...

Do you have a Celestial Otyugh. Maybe he'll eat it?

{spots wafflemaker in the corner} Hopefully that won't start spitting out Fiendish Flumphs with melted butter and maple syrup. Oh poopy, now I'm hungry.

DUDE! That is not cool! Plug that back in RIGHT NOW! Stop being a jerk!
Anyways, I was about to toast some Buttermilk Waffles.

Mmm. Waffles.

Anybody got maple syrup?

Anybody got maple syrup?

I do! And, I'll warm it up in this *nice* new microwave I bought from "Sam"s Club (not sure why "Sam" is in quotes).

Sytt, Lesser Yugoloth wrote:

Anybody got maple syrup?

I do! And, I'll warm it up in this *nice* new microwave I bought from "Sam"s Club (not sure why "Sam" is in quotes).

Ah, good old "Sam" came through again.

Sytt, Lesser Yugoloth wrote:

Anybody got maple syrup?

I do! And, I'll warm it up in this *nice* new microwave I bought from "Sam"s Club (not sure why "Sam" is in quotes).

I'm very afraid. I don't know why, but I am.

Celestial Follower wrote:

I do! And, I'll warm it up in this *nice* new microwave I bought from "Sam"s Club (not sure why "Sam" is in quotes).

I'm very afraid. I don't know why, but I am.

Hmmm, "Sam"... why does that name ring a bell?

Celestial Follower, where the hell do you shop?

Celestial Follower, where the hell do you shop?

I told you..."Sam"s Club. Their stuff is pretty cheap, but they have weird contracts.

Celestial Healer wrote:

Celestial Follower wrote:

I do! And, I'll warm it up in this *nice* new microwave I bought from "Sam"s Club (not sure why "Sam" is in quotes).

I'm very afraid. I don't know why, but I am.

Hmmm, "Sam"... why does that name ring a bell?

Ah, don't worry, Samyaza is a devil. They don't want us daemons summoned.

A whistling sound is followed by a ragged man falling from the sky and landing on top of the microwave, smashing it to bits.

OWW!!

Bloody fascist Jacks! Imperialist authoritarians!

Looks about

And what's this place then? Looks like a bad remake of Heaven Can Wait ...

A whistling sound is followed by a ragged man falling from the sky and landing on top of the microwave, smashing it to bits.

OWW!!

Bloody fascist Jacks! Imperialist authoritarians!

Looks about

And what's this place then? Looks like a bad remake of Heaven Can Wait ...

Here, have a pamphlet. It's about the virtues of virtue.

The ragged man scowls

I don't need your authoritarian branwashing, I have this!

Pulls out a dog-eared copy of Steal This Book.

What kind of opiate of the masses wet dream have I been catapulted into?

The ragged man scowls

I don't need your authoritarian branwashing, I have this!

Pulls out a dog-eared copy of Steal This Book.

What kind of opiate of the masses wet dream have I been catapulted into?

It strikes me that being face to face with an angel should make you reevaluate your assumptions.

Pizza roll?

The ragged man scowls

I don't need your authoritarian branwashing, I have this!

Pulls out a dog-eared copy of Steal This Book.

What kind of opiate of the masses wet dream have I been catapulted into?

*Steals book*

Pizza roll?

Please! Just because your grandfather was a swan or something and you dress in a white bedsheet doesn't qualify you as an avatar of some farcical flying spaghetti monster!

I mean really, if I proclaimed myself grand poohbah of cloud cookoo land because me gran got raped by a goose and I shopped at Bed Bath and Beyond for my clothes they'd lock me away!

Looks at Sytt

Go ahead, read it too and spread the revolution!

Celestial Healer wrote:

Pizza roll?

Please! Just because your grandfather was a swan or something and you dress in a white bedsheet doesn't qualify you as an avatar of some farcical flying spaghetti monster!

I mean really, if I proclaimed myself grand poohbah of cloud cookoo land because me gran got raped by a goose and I shopped at Bed Bath and Beyond for my clothes they'd lock me away!

Looks at Sytt

Go ahead, read it too and spread the revolution!

Now you Celestials understand why we beat the crap out of this guy.

*banishes peasant to the Slaad thread*

Awww. I was going to try out the new microwave. For some reason, it keeps asking for human flesh.

Awww. I was going to try out the new microwave. For some reason, it keeps asking for human flesh.

Dang newfangled technology.

I invited Gary to our thread for appetizers. Everyone needs to be on their best behavior, and let's try not to burn the food.

FYI, I'm out of town from Friday to Monday, so won't be here much.

I invited Gary to our thread for appetizers. Everyone needs to be on their best behavior, and let's try not to burn the food.

FYI, I'm out of town from Friday to Monday, so won't be here much.

I've got the fire extinguisher ready. He likes to be called Mr. Frost.

Heh-heh. Here's some hot, fresh banana bread a la Celeste from the badger bakery.

Celestial Healer wrote:

I invited Gary to our thread for appetizers. Everyone needs to be on their best behavior, and let's try not to burn the food.

FYI, I'm out of town from Friday to Monday, so won't be here much.

I've got the fire extinguisher ready. He likes to be called Mr. Frost.

Who does?

Gary?

The fire extinguisher?

Josh Frost?

Celestial Follower wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

I invited Gary to our thread for appetizers. Everyone needs to be on their best behavior, and let's try not to burn the food.

FYI, I'm out of town from Friday to Monday, so won't be here much.

I've got the fire extinguisher ready. He likes to be called Mr. Frost.

Who does?

Gary?

The fire extinguisher?

Josh Frost?

The fire extinguisher. All the appliances/utility items I buy lately talk to me. It was a little disconcerting at first.

Heh-heh. Here's some hot, fresh banana bread a la Celeste from the badger bakery.

Why did he chuckle when he dropped off this banana bread? Now I don't trust it. People are always messing with our appetizers. I don't know why somebody would do that.

Mr. Badger wrote:

Heh-heh. Here's some hot, fresh banana bread a la Celeste from the badger bakery.

Why did he chuckle when he dropped off this banana bread? Now I don't trust it. People are always messing with our appetizers. I don't know why somebody would do that.

I think it's OK. If, say, a poodle had dropped this off, I'd be worried.

What's that, Mr. Frost?

No, I'm not going to let you taste the blood of poodles.

Celestial Healer wrote:

Mr. Badger wrote:

Heh-heh. Here's some hot, fresh banana bread a la Celeste from the badger bakery.

Why did he chuckle when he dropped off this banana bread? Now I don't trust it. People are always messing with our appetizers. I don't know why somebody would do that.

I think it's OK. If, say, a poodle had dropped this off, I'd be worried.

What's that, Mr. Frost?

No, I'm not going to let you taste the blood of poodles.

From now on you're shopping at Target. I don't care if the prices are 10% higher.

Dear oh dear, I was chuckling over the Frost fire extinguisher comment. I'd sample the banana bread myself (made by Mrs. Badger), but I don't want to spoil the loaf before Mr. Teter gets here.

The badgers are good people. I know we have nothing to worry about.

Now we just wait for Gary.

...

...

Celestial Healer wrote:

I invited Gary to our thread for appetizers. Everyone needs to be on their best behavior, and let's try not to burn the food.

FYI, I'm out of town from Friday to Monday, so won't be here much.

I've got the fire extinguisher ready. He likes to be called Mr. Frost.

{Detect Thoughts on fire extinquisher:}

"I'm Mister White Christmas, I'm Mister Snow.
I'm Mister Icicle, I'm Mister Ten Below.
Friends call me Snow Miser,
whatever I touch...
turns to snow in my clutch...
I'm too much!"

Celestial Follower wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

I invited Gary to our thread for appetizers. Everyone needs to be on their best behavior, and let's try not to burn the food.

FYI, I'm out of town from Friday to Monday, so won't be here much.

I've got the fire extinguisher ready. He likes to be called Mr. Frost.

{Detect Thoughts on fire extinquisher:}

"I'm Mister White Christmas, I'm Mister Snow.
I'm Mister Icicle, I'm Mister Ten Below.
Friends call me Snow Miser,
whatever I touch...
turns to snow in my clutch...
I'm too much!"

Man, all the appliances have started singing now. Limbo must be coterminous again.