Moral Eel wrote:

lynora-Jill wrote:

Moral Eel wrote:

lynora-Jill wrote:

Sooo, if I happened to have a moral dilemma, you guys would be the ones to talk to right?

I would. What is it?

Well, the Jacks recently decided to go to war against the slaads. Not really unusual. I figured it was all good fun, everybody fights and then it's over. But then the guys kinda went overboard with the power gloating and Ambrosia Slaad is really ticked. I feel bad. She's my friend. But I'm a Jill and my loyalty is supposed to be with them. And I was actually really proud of them for winning, as sick as that probably is. I'm just not sure what the right thing to do is at this point. No matter what I do someone I care about ends up ticked off with me.

Hmm. Well, you are clearly loyal to the Jacks, but have loyalties to one of their enemies. It's tough. But, none of it is your fault. You are loyal to your family, and loyal to your friend. You cannot choose one over the other, nor should you. The Jacks probably will not strike again, and if they do, you can stop them. Just comfort your friend, I guess, and help her out. You can keep the Jacks from bugging her. I'm not really all that good at advice, but that's mine.

Somehow describing the Jacks as my family makes what I was doing last night seem very, very wrong. Congratulations, you've managed to trade one moral dilemma for another.

lynora-Jill wrote:

...But then the guys kinda went overboard with the power gloating and Ambrosia Slaad is really ticked. I feel bad. She's my friend. But I'm a Jill and my loyalty is supposed to be with them. And I was actually really proud of them for winning, as sick as that probably is. I'm just not sure what the right thing to do is at this point. No matter what I do someone I care about ends up ticked off with me.

As Ambrosia's sister, I'm sure she wouldn't want you to have to choose. Many of us step over the line and everyone makes mistakes (well, except those residents of Mechanus). She's been extra moody this last week, so don't blame the Jacks and certainly don't blame yourself. If it wasn't this, something else would have set her off. She definitely didn't want to come between you and your family.

Just give her a little time for her to cool off, ok? If you want, you can always pop by the thread, but we slaadi do seem to be more preoccupied with picnics than parties.

{orders another mimosa} Do you want a drink?

lynora-Jill wrote:

Somehow describing the Jacks as my family makes what I was doing last night seem very, very wrong. Congratulations, you've managed to trade one moral dilemma for another.

Um...well, they're like family in a frat party. Is that alright? I feel like this is one moral dilemma I should support.

Moral Eel wrote:

lynora-Jill wrote:

Somehow describing the Jacks as my family makes what I was doing last night seem very, very wrong. Congratulations, you've managed to trade one moral dilemma for another.

Um...well, they're like family in a frat party. Is that alright? I feel like this is one moral dilemma I should support.

But which side are you supporting? The side that says the naked jello wrestling was a bad idea or the side that thinks it was a good idea?

Don't make me boost your dilemma. It isn't fun.

Okay.

She looks like she's feeling much less worried now.

Oh look. I landed on Elysium. Is that good? Well, anyways, I'll buy it.

Yes a drink sounds wonderful, she said, starting to perk up. So, you're Ambrosia's sister. She mentioned you once. It's a pleasure to meet you.

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lynora-Jill wrote:

Yes a drink sounds wonderful, she said, starting to perk up. So, you're Ambrosia's sister. She mentioned you once. It's a pleasure to meet you.

{Unseen Bartender delivers Lynora's drink} It's nice to meet you too. We haven't met before, right? I'm having a little trouble with my memory lately... and apparently my wardrobe too.

I see what you mean about the wardrobe.

*pulls a business card out of her bikini*

This is the number for a company that makes special orders for indestructible self-regenerating clothes. There's a bit of a wait for them, but after having my bikini vaporized so many times I think it's worth it. My shipment should be getting here tomorrow. I'm so excited about it. Anyways, I bet they could make a really nice catsuit for you if you wanted. It's really expensive though, so make sure not to use your own credit card.

Moral Eel is glaring at me now isn't he.

Searching for delivery unit... Delivery unit found... Throwing unit into black hole... Mission complete.

No, we definitely haven't met before.

I see what you mean about the wardrobe.

*pulls a business card out of her bikini*

This is the number for a company that makes special orders for indestructible self-regenerating clothes. There's a bit of a wait for them, but after having my bikini vaporized so many times I think it's worth it. My shipment should be getting here tomorrow. I'm so excited about it.

Yeah, Ambrosia seems to be much more into bikini's and beachwear stuff. I seem to like more, um, exotic apparel. Just like she seems to be naturally more drawn to darker moods, and I'm generally more happy-go-lucky.

Anyways, I bet they could make a really nice catsuit for you if you wanted. It's really expensive though, so make sure not to use your own credit card.

Moral Eel is glaring at me now isn't he.

Okay... $50 to get out of Carceri...

Meh. I've landed on Pandemonium. That property never makes any money, but I guess I'll take what I can get.

*buys it*

Hm, I get a card.

"You have been found by extraplanar poodles, and you are paralyzed with disgust as they start to hump you. Lose one turn."

Crap.

Hm, I get a card.

"You have been found by extraplanar poodles, and you are paralyzed with disgust as they start to hump you. Lose one turn."

Crap.

{ponders edibility of new Cosmopoly set} All the pieces look like yummy little reef fish... {thinks better of it, orders shrimp cocktail at the bar}

Nah. I think she mentioned something about you had a hunky boyfriend? I don't know your BF, but sometimes guys forget to naturally show their appreciation and affection. So, when you buy something nice for yourself and he pays for it, you're just helping him. Besides, I think they all dread shopping and they have a hard time getting sizes and styles right... so you're even saving him all the hard work. {sips mimosa, starts trying to mentally retrace her own twisty logic in that bit of rationalizing.}

Most people totally don't follow that logic. :)

And he really does hate to shop. Unless he gets to sit in the dressing room and watch me try stuff on. :)

I like you. You need to come to some of the parties. You know, if you want to.

{ponders edibility of new Cosmopoly set} All the pieces look like yummy little reef fish...

You understand!!! ^.^

Most people totally don't follow that logic. :)

And he really does hate to shop. Unless he gets to sit in the dressing room and watch me try stuff on. :)

Ambi and I seem to be the only two girl slaadi. So when she agrees with that line of logic, I don't know if it's 'cause we're sisters or 'cause it's just common sense. The boys eyes just glaze over and then they just go back to talking about picnics and violence and implanting eggs.

I like you. You need to come to some of the parties. You know, if you want to.

lynora-Jill wrote:

You understand!!! ^.^

Most people totally don't follow that logic. :)

And he really does hate to shop. Unless he gets to sit in the dressing room and watch me try stuff on. :)

See! I knew I was right. Plus, since you shopped for him, then he didn't have a chance to forget, so there are no hurt feelings or arguments.

Ambi and I seem to be the only two girl slaadi. So when she agrees with that line of logic, I don't know if it's 'cause we're sisters or 'cause it's just common sense. The boys eyes just glaze over and then they just go back to talking about picnics and violence and implanting eggs.

lynora-Jill wrote:

I like you. You need to come to some of the parties. You know, if you want to.

I'd like to, but I'm slaad too, so the Jacks probably won't like it if I pop in. Maybe some neutral ground... I was gonna suggest here 'cause I'd heard it was a rocking club, but it seems pretty sedate now.

Oh, this place? Well, my friends Muffy, Molly, and Mindy and I wanted a girls night out, and you can't have a girls night out if you don't go out. So we kinda crashed this place and temporarily turned it into a rave. But there's no reason why we can't do that again, she said, brightening. I can get the girls together and we can have a party right here.

lynora-Jill wrote:

You understand!!! ^.^

Most people totally don't follow that logic. :)

And he really does hate to shop. Unless he gets to sit in the dressing room and watch me try stuff on. :)

See! I knew I was right. Plus, since you shopped for him, then he didn't have a chance to forget, so there are no hurt feelings or arguments.

Ambi and I seem to be the only two girl slaadi. So when she agrees with that line of logic, I don't know if it's 'cause we're sisters or 'cause it's just common sense. The boys eyes just glaze over and then they just go back to talking about picnics and violence and implanting eggs.

lynora-Jill wrote:

I like you. You need to come to some of the parties. You know, if you want to.

I'd like to, but I'm slaad too, so the Jacks probably won't like it if I pop in. Maybe some neutral ground... I was gonna suggest here 'cause I'd heard it was a rocking club, but it seems pretty sedate now.

Eekster Buhnay wrote:

lynora-Jill wrote:

You understand!!! ^.^

Most people totally don't follow that logic. :)

And he really does hate to shop. Unless he gets to sit in the dressing room and watch me try stuff on. :)

See! I knew I was right. Plus, since you shopped for him, then he didn't have a chance to forget, so there are no hurt feelings or arguments.

Ambi and I seem to be the only two girl slaadi. So when she agrees with that line of logic, I don't know if it's 'cause we're sisters or 'cause it's just common sense. The boys eyes just glaze over and then they just go back to talking about picnics and violence and implanting eggs.

lynora-Jill wrote:

I like you. You need to come to some of the parties. You know, if you want to.

I'd like to, but I'm slaad too, so the Jacks probably won't like it if I pop in. Maybe some neutral ground... I was gonna suggest here 'cause I'd heard it was a rocking club, but it seems pretty sedate now.

Hey! I'll have you know that we have a very exciting game going here!
Ooh, I landed on Community Chest! Score one for the fish!

Also, ladies? Use somebody else's credit card and I'll have to smite chaos.

And even you Mr. Eel know how evil credit cards can be.

Are you going to let Lawful get in the way of Good?

Moral Eel wrote:

Also, ladies? Use somebody else's credit card and I'll have to smite chaos.

I don't know, everything they just said made sense. Everyone stays happy and in love, no arguments or fights... sounds like a big net gain for the Greater Good. Of course, I'm a girl too.

And even you Mr. Eel know how evil credit cards can be.

Are you going to let Lawful get in the way of Good?

You should check to make sure he gave her the card first.

Celestial Thaumoctopus wrote:

Moral Eel wrote:

Also, ladies? Use somebody else's credit card and I'll have to smite chaos.

I don't know, everything they just said made sense. Everyone stays happy and in love, no arguments or fights... sounds like a big net gain for the Greater Good. Of course, I'm a girl too.

And even you Mr. Eel know how evil credit cards can be.

Are you going to let Lawful get in the way of Good?

I--but--no--but--I--don't--but--

I--but--no--but--I--don't--but--

Dammit, stop toying with his mind! You're taking advantage of his excessive morality!

Look, I have trouble with any Jack or Jill knowing the meaning of 'love'. Didn't that stop when the dimensions split into serious and non serious RPing? But anyways, they can afford it with their own money. No stealing!

*rolls*

Doubles! And I get a Chance card!

"Moneychanger error in your favor. Collect $15." Yay!

*rolls again*

What?! Go to Carceri again! Dammit!

Anyway, what was that about a party? Last I checked, this place was hopping!

Also, ladies? Use somebody else's credit card and I'll have to smite chaos.

*rolls*

Doubles! And I get a Chance card!

"Moneychanger error in your favor. Collect $15." Yay!

*rolls again*

What?! Go to Carceri again! Dammit!

Moral Eel wrote:

Also, ladies? Use somebody else's credit card and I'll have to smite chaos.

But I'm chaotic GOOD. Doesn't that count for something?

Materializes into this thread ...

Begins searching for pesky targets.

Materializes into this thread ...

Begins searching for pesky targets.

Hangs blue head, and ports back to the collective.

Moral Eel wrote:

I--but--no--but--I--don't--but--

Angel Fish wrote:

Dammit, stop toying with his mind! You're taking advantage of his excessive morality!

Look, I have trouble with any Jack or Jill knowing the meaning of 'love'. Didn't that stop when the dimensions split into serious and non serious RPing? But anyways, they can afford it with their own money. No stealing!

I don't want to fight or argue or ruin your Cosmopoly. Here- {offers second shrimp cocktail} want a shrimp? It's freely offered, no deception involved. I haven't even nibbled on them, so no girl cooties either.

I guess I'll be the one to ask. Did he give you the card to use?

Oh look, I landed on Limbo.

*hands over Cosmopoly money*

Celestial Thaumoctopus wrote:

Moral Eel wrote:

I--but--no--but--I--don't--but--

Angel Fish wrote:

Dammit, stop toying with his mind! You're taking advantage of his excessive morality!

Look, I have trouble with any Jack or Jill knowing the meaning of 'love'. Didn't that stop when the dimensions split into serious and non serious RPing? But anyways, they can afford it with their own money. No stealing!

I don't want to fight or argue or ruin your Cosmopoly. Here- {offers second shrimp cocktail} want a shrimp? It's freely offered, no deception involved. I haven't even nibbled on them, so no girl cooties either.

Um, no. That's like a human eating a bird. It'as wrong. Thanks anyways.
Ooh, doubles! Landing on Community Chest AGAIN! For...one dollar.

So this is probably not the time to explain things like fried chicken to Angel Fish? she whispered to Eekster

Um, no. That's like a human eating a bird. It's as wrong.

*looks confused*

So this is probably not the time to explain things like fried chicken to Angel Fish? she whispered to Eekster

{offers Lynora some onion rings}

*looks confused*

So this is probably not the time to explain things like fried chicken to Angel Fish? she whispered to Eekster

Angel Fish wrote:

Um, no. That's like a human eating a bird. It's as wrong.

lynora-Jill wrote:

*looks confused*

So this is probably not the time to explain things like fried chicken to Angel Fish? she whispered to Eekster

{looks up from basket of fried onion rings, fried grouper sandwich, and fried chicken strips} No, tha wuh beh- {swallows} Excuse me No, that wouldn't be a good idea. I wonder how he looks at all the other marine life that are carnivores. Or even animals like cats, who are obligate carnivores.

{offers Lynora some onion rings}

Carnivores? What does that mean?
Wait, what? What's in my fish food! *munch*

Angel Fish wrote:

Um, no. That's like a human eating a bird. It's as wrong.

lynora-Jill wrote:

*looks confused*

So this is probably not the time to explain things like fried chicken to Angel Fish? she whispered to Eekster

{looks up from basket of fried onion rings, fried grouper sandwich, and fried chicken strips} No, tha wuh beh- {swallows} Excuse me No, that wouldn't be a good idea. I wonder how he looks at all the other marine life that are carnivores. Or even animals like cats, who are obligate carnivores.

{offers Lynora some onion rings}

Yeah, I'm not sure what he thinks about carnivores. He seems to be very sheltered.

He should know there are extremely tiny organism in his water, and that every time he breathes he is killing them.

Intro posted in Realm of Dreams thread

Intro posted in Realm of Dreams thread

Meeeeep.

Spike eyes Angel Fish hungrily.

Uh-oh. Speaking of carnivores, I better get Spike some food soon. He's getting hungry again. I hope Slip & Slaad has another dire shark for him to eat. He really likes his sushi.

If that Celestial Follower would come back around, we would have all sorts of finger foods. Let me take my turn and then I will throw some pizza rolls in the microwave.

*Pays $50 to get out of Carceri again. Rolls. Lands on Limbo.*

Gah! $60 to Lynora-Jill. *pays*

Why do I suck at boardgames?

Meeeeep.

Spike eyes Angel Fish hungrily.

Okay, who wants pizza rolls?

The ones on this smaller plate are cheese, the rest have pepperoni. *drops a few cheese pizza rolls in Angel Fish's bowl*

Hey. Did somebody take some of my Cosmolopoly money while I was in the other room? I should have...

Oh...

I really did have this little money.

Never mind.

*drops a few cheese pizza rolls in Angel Fish's bowl*

Celestial Healer wrote:

*drops a few cheese pizza rolls in Angel Fish's bowl*

{ponders telling Angel Fish how cheese is made, but decides not to ruin his enjoyment}

The Abyss? I'll take it!
Hey, Lynora, I'll buy Limbo for 500 dollars to complete the set of Chaos-aligned planes.

The Abyss? I'll take it!
Hey, Lynora, I'll buy Limbo for 500 dollars to complete the set of Chaos-aligned planes.

Do I get all of Lynora-Jill's money and properties?