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Smurf Jack, Sat, Oct 31, 2009, 02:09 AM

Hey, we beat Sebastian's cult in one day!

Moorluck (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Sat, Oct 31, 2009, 05:05 AM

Miserable Old Bitty wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

June Cleaver wrote:

Sweetie, are you causing trouble again? Don't make me use the car battery on you again...

OK, threatening KC just pushed you from my "Maybe" list to "Definitely Doable". How do you look in a latex catsuit?

I shot him in the leg once. So you feeling randy yet? ;)

KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS.

But I'm not wearing any.... :/

Moorluck (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Sat, Oct 31, 2009, 05:06 AM

Smvrf Jack wrote:

Hey, we beat Sebastian's cult in one day!

And it wasn't even difficult! :P

Whoreluck, Sat, Oct 31, 2009, 05:07 AM

Moorluck wrote:

Smvrf Jack wrote:

Hey, we beat Sebastian's cult in one day!

And it wasn't even difficult! :P

YAY! It's lots of fun spanking the pony!

umm..

YEAH! Lots of fun!

Moorluck (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Sat, Oct 31, 2009, 05:21 AM

Whoreluck wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Smvrf Jack wrote:

Hey, we beat Sebastian's cult in one day!

And it wasn't even difficult! :P

YAY! It's lots of fun spanking the pony!

umm..

YEAH! Lots of fun!

In our case it's spankin the horse son, spankin the horse. ;)

Mysterious Cultist, Sat, Oct 31, 2009, 05:54 AM

Now, here's a cult I can sink my... teeth... into.

MoorLackey, Sat, Oct 31, 2009, 06:37 AM

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

Moorluck (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Sat, Oct 31, 2009, 08:28 AM

Halloween..... my second favorite holiday of the year!

Spoiler:

June Cleaver, Sat, Oct 31, 2009, 08:30 AM

Mysterious Cultist wrote:

Now, here's a cult I can sink my... teeth... into.

You shouldn't use your teeth. That's why I had all of mine removed.

Jumping Jack, Sat, Oct 31, 2009, 08:34 AM

June Cleaver wrote:

Mysterious Cultist wrote:

Now, here's a cult I can sink my... teeth... into.

You shouldn't use your teeth. That's why I had all of mine removed.

"How exactly does one cleave the month of June?"

The Celestial Sisters, Sat, Oct 31, 2009, 11:32 AM

Hmmm. Now this place seems promising.

David Fryer, Sat, Oct 31, 2009, 01:20 PM

Hey, this doesn't belong here.

celestial nymph, Sat, Oct 31, 2009, 06:24 PM

The Celestial Sisters wrote:

Hmmm. Now this place seems promising.

*giggle* Yes, it does ;)

Priestess of Moorluck, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 10:55 AM

Hail Moorluck! This place needs more nymphs and dryads.

celestial nymph, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 11:17 AM

Priestess of Moorluck wrote:

Hail Moorluck! This place needs more nymphs and dryads.

Well, we could get Mindy, but I warn you, she's trouble. And not the good kind of trouble.

Angel of Violence, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 11:20 AM

Priestess of Moorluck wrote:

Hail Moorluck! This place needs more nymphs and dryads.

What about dragons?

Moorlucky, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 11:54 AM

Dragons are okay with me babe.

MoorLackey, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 12:02 PM

I feel pretty.

Jordan Fenix, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 08:36 AM

¬¬
this feels like an evil place needing to be purged with holy fire...

Sebastian's True Identity, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 08:42 AM

You know you want to join us.

Jahaira, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 09:01 AM

Jordan Fenix wrote:

¬¬
this feels like an evil place needing to be purged with holy fire...

You know you want to come over to our side.... ;)

Priestess of Moorluck, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 09:03 AM

It seems that everyone has gone to Lynora's place.

The Heron Priest, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 09:03 AM

SQWACK!

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 09:12 AM

celestial nymph wrote:

Priestess of Moorluck wrote:

Hail Moorluck! This place needs more nymphs and dryads.

Well, we could get Mindy, but I warn you, she's trouble. And not the good kind of trouble.

"Yeah - I can definitely vouch for that." ;P

Goth Chick, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 09:18 AM

I'm here to play.

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 09:24 AM

Goth Chick wrote:

I'm here to play.

"Well in that case, I do believe that the 'Celestial Sextet' is over that way," pointing over to the Celestial Nymphs and Sisters.

Gonna get pummelled for that pun probably.... ;D

Goth Chick, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 09:27 AM

I might need a sextant to find it.

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 09:32 AM

Goth Chick wrote:

I might need a sextant to find it.

"With the pheremones those six have laced their perfume with? You can't miss 'em!"

Sneezes. ;)

CourtFool, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 09:32 AM

Is it in Essex?

Jahaira, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 09:38 AM

Goth Chick wrote:

I might need a sextant to find it.

Don't worry, baby, we've got a tent ;)

Moorlucky, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 09:43 AM

Good, let's take a nap.

Jordan Fenix, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 09:52 AM

no, thanks, no naughty for me in the job

Moorlucky wrote:

Good, let's take a nap.

now, you don' go to sleep,don't you see that since this is your cult I must purge you? *tapping shoulder with her sword* s come on and fightly fairly so I can do my job

Jahaira, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 10:12 AM

Jordan Fenix wrote:

no, thanks, no naughty for me in the job

Too bad, baby. I'm very good at naughty. ;)

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 10:24 AM

Jahaira wrote:

Jordan Fenix wrote:

no, thanks, no naughty for me in the job

Too bad, baby. I'm very good at naughty. ;)

"Careful - you might unsettle the paladin with prose like that!" ;D

Bunny the Intern, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 11:16 AM

Hi. My bosses sent me to make sure their reservations are on record.

Jordan Fenix, Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 03:02 PM

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

Jahaira wrote:

Jordan Fenix wrote:

no, thanks, no naughty for me in the job

Too bad, baby. I'm very good at naughty. ;)

"Careful - you might unsettle the paladin with prose like that!" ;D

I am sure more than one paladin might be unsettled, but I am a cleric andI havefaced worst, I won't be upset by mere words... now waiting for the devil of the threat to awaken so we can be done with this

Moorluck (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 03:05 PM

Jordan Fenix wrote:

¬¬
this feels like an evil place needing to be purged with holy fire...

As much as I tried to help in the tentacle thread? I am hurt. ;)

Moorluck (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 03:06 PM

Jordan Fenix wrote:

no, thanks, no naughty for me in the job

Moorlucky wrote:

Good, let's take a nap.

now, you don' go to sleep,don't you see that since this is your cult I must purge you? *tapping shoulder with her sword* s come on and fightly fairly so I can do my job

No purging here, it's against the laws of the cult.

Moorluck (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 03:07 PM

Bunny the Intern wrote:

Hi. My bosses sent me to make sure their reservations are on record.

Now you have promise, what do your "credintials" look like? ;)

Jumping Jack, Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 03:08 PM

Jahaira wrote:

Jordan Fenix wrote:

no, thanks, no naughty for me in the job

Too bad, baby. I'm very good at naughty. ;)

"Prove it." ;)

Ashaundra, Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 03:08 PM

Jordan Fenix wrote:

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

Jahaira wrote:

Jordan Fenix wrote:

no, thanks, no naughty for me in the job

Too bad, baby. I'm very good at naughty. ;)

"Careful - you might unsettle the paladin with prose like that!" ;D

I am sure more than one paladin might be unsettled, but I am a cleric andI havefaced worst, I won't be upset by mere words... now waiting for the devil of the threat to awaken so we can be done with this

Huh? What? Someone called? Oh, nope false alarm. You're looking for a devil. ;)

Jahaira, Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 03:09 PM

Moorluck wrote:

Jahaira wrote:

Jordan Fenix wrote:

no, thanks, no naughty for me in the job

Too bad, baby. I'm very good at naughty. ;)

"Prove it." ;)

Well, you're not exactly my usual type, but what the hell. It is your temple after all. ;)

Moorluck (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 03:13 PM

Darlin', Ah'm every girls type.... unless.... oh. You should meet my wife, she'd just love you ;)

Kirth Gersen (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Modules Subscriber), Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 03:20 PM

Moorluck -- If you're in the Myrtle Beach area and are looking for a good drinkin' buddy and someone with a unique view of things, look up Heyward Key -- a fellow geologist and very good friend of mine.

Spoiler:

Moorluck (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 03:23 PM

Kirth Gersen wrote:

Moorluck -- If you're in the Myrtle Beach area and are looking for a good drinkin' buddy and someone with a unique view of things, look up Heyward Key -- a fellow geologist and very good friend of mine. ** spoiler omitted **

Sounds good to me I like interesting folks. He on FB? Oh and no worries about that spoiler, I don't play.

Jahaira, Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 03:26 PM

Moorluck wrote:

Darlin', Ah'm every girls type.... unless.... oh. You should meet my wife, she'd just love you ;)

I'd love to meet your wife. I've heard such lovely things about her. And about her boobs. ;)

Kirth Gersen (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Modules Subscriber), Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 05:11 PM

Moorluck wrote:

He on FB? Oh and no worries about that spoiler, I don't play.

Dunno about that first; I'm not on facebook or myspace or anything. Regarding the spoiler, thanks to an early experience caddying, neither do I -- and that's something I'm grateful for every day!

Montalve (Pathfinder Chronicles Superscriber; Planet Stories Subscriber), Thu, Nov 5, 2009, 07:13 AM

Moorluck wrote:

Jordan Fenix wrote:

¬¬
this feels like an evil place needing to be purged with holy fire...

As much as I tried to help in the tentacle thread? I am hurt. ;)

i know i know
but aingle evil in one cplae doesn'tcause that much myheam
but a temple in theopen... well lets say its caling with neone lights "Paladins Want to be Here and bring the house down!"

and what is that about the laws of no purging!! there can't be laws at all in a CE very E tread!

Jahaira, Thu, Nov 5, 2009, 01:21 PM

Montalve wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Jordan Fenix wrote:

¬¬
this feels like an evil place needing to be purged with holy fire...

As much as I tried to help in the tentacle thread? I am hurt. ;)

i know i know
but aingle evil in one cplae doesn'tcause that much myheam
but a temple in theopen... well lets say its caling with neone lights "Paladins Want to be Here and bring the house down!"

and what is that about the laws of no purging!! there can't be laws at all in a CE very E tread!

Oh, honey, we're not evil. We're very, very good. ;)

Miserable Old Bitty, Thu, Nov 5, 2009, 01:31 PM

Jahaira wrote:

Montalve wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Jordan Fenix wrote:

¬¬
this feels like an evil place needing to be purged with holy fire...

As much as I tried to help in the tentacle thread? I am hurt. ;)

i know i know
but aingle evil in one cplae doesn'tcause that much myheam
but a temple in theopen... well lets say its caling with neone lights "Paladins Want to be Here and bring the house down!"

and what is that about the laws of no purging!! there can't be laws at all in a CE very E tread!

Oh, honey, we're not evil. We're very, very good. ;)

Filthy...