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I think this thread needs to be cleansed of puns... punigated.How about another joke?
Why did the tomato turn red?
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LOL! This a funny as Chaos dretch!
<hands the dretch an entire bunch of celery>
Go wild, Ranchy, go wild!
By the by, did you have anything to do with the ancient Greeks associating celery with the death cult and death in general?
I think this thread needs to be cleansed of puns... punigated.How about another joke?
Why did the tomato turn red?
** spoiler omitted **
LOL! This a funny as Chaos dretch!
<hands the dretch an entire bunch of celery>
Go wild, Ranchy, go wild!
By the by, did you have anything to do with the ancient Greeks associating celery with the death cult and death in general?
I think that would have to be tomatoes.
Plus, of course, the cosmology on Earth is different than core D&D/PF, so there probably weren't any dretches.
By the by, did you have anything to do with the ancient Greeks associating celery with the death cult and death in general?
I think that would have to be tomatoes.
Plus, of course, the cosmology on Earth is different than core D&D/PF, so there probably weren't any dretches.
Ah, but the connections to the Prime Material Plane occur on countless worlds, so who knows.
Nope, celery ... check the section for Cultural Depictions. The tomato, while certainly a member of the nightshade family, is a New World plant and would not have been in ancient Greece.
<Stabs self with celery, then takes a bite>
Hey! I taste pretty good!
Yeah. I'm all about the death and the Greeks. There's this Greek Slaad I did in a couple of days ago. I couldn't stand the screaming though.
Wasn't that the slaad Cobb was talking about?:
I've got my eye on a cute Greek Slaad. She is hot.
Ah, but the connections to the Prime Material Plane occur on countless worlds, so who knows.
By the by, did you have anything to do with the ancient Greeks associating celery with the death cult and death in general?
I think that would have to be tomatoes.
Plus, of course, the cosmology on Earth is different than core D&D/PF, so there probably weren't any dretches.
Yes, but I think the cosmology is different for each planet, and the farther away from each other the less planar connections. Plus, of course, Earth is pretty much magic-dead and we've only got monotheistic gods (who fade, instead of dying, as faith fails).
Nope, celery ... check the section for Cultural Depictions. The tomato, while certainly a member of the nightshade family, is a New World plant and would not have been in ancient Greece.
Yeah, I knew that, but its relatives were in Greece (belladonna, nightshade), and I know they were commonly used in Germanic witchcraft. Plus, of course, celery was eaten by the Wonder Pets (whatever they were). There's some cultural depictions for you.
<Stabs self with celery, then takes a bite>
Hey! I taste pretty good!
Yeah. I'm all about the death and the Greeks. There's this Greek Slaad I did in a couple of days ago. I couldn't stand the screaming though.
Wasn't that the slaad Cobb was talking about?:
I've got my eye on a cute Greek Slaad. She is hot.
Wait, what? Not Alexis! It couldn't be my Alexis!
<Pops down to Greece>
<Pops back>
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
We must attack the poodles. They pee on everything and all that sodium just speeds up the wilting process. And Ranch Dretching do you have a friend named French one of the poodles has a severe complex with anything associated with the french name/culture/language.
*Runs in and pees on Snickers Slaad, then runs out to look for french people to maul.*
We should branch out and slaughter the people in another thread. I'm not sure which one we should target...You would do well not to cross paths with the Jacks.<Jumps on Jack's Right Hand Man>
You look like you need some Ranch Dretching!
*thows Ranch Dretching off* Perhaps it would be best for me to get out of here. This place is an asylum! *runs off*
We must attack the poodles. They pee on everything and all that sodium just speeds up the wilting process. And Ranch Dretching do you have a friend named French one of the poodles has a severe complex with anything associated with the french name/culture/language.*Runs in and pees on Snickers Slaad, then runs out to look for french people to maul.*
Caesar! My name is Caesar!! That's Italian not French you dumb-assed poodle.
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Get off my leg!!
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Oh, fine. Just don't tell anyone about this.
Caesar! My name is Caesar!! That's Italian not French you dumb-assed poodle.
It's Latin, actually.
Now, Bleu Cheese Slaad is 1/3 french.*thows Ranch Dretching off* Perhaps it would be best for me to get out of here. This palace is an asylum! *runs off*Huzzah! Even the Jacks fear us!
Indeed!
I guess we should go get the poodles then...
