staggers into thread wearing a tattered Happy New Year hat, a stained Santa Claus jacket, holding a half-eaten turkey leg in one hand, and an empty bottle of scotch in the other
Skips into the thread wearing a purple party hat and a torn shirt saying Las Vegas Strip 2010 Party town. In his left hand, he is holding a large bottle (1.75 Ml) of Smirnoff and a large bag of casino chips from the Wynn in the other.
They wouldn't pass me a line of credit for $25,000 dollars. So I egged all of them. He grins. Then I made up my own rules and won!
staggers into thread wearing a UPS delivery uniform and a diving mask, carrying a growler of Lazy Magnolia Gulf Porter in one hand, and a half-eaten beef kabob in the other
Was I left off the thread because I'm too healthy? I can douse myself in ranch dretching if that's what it takes.
No. No. You're a Saald, a tossed fresh Green Slaad if I'm correct. You contian many E. Coli thus are poisonous to many humans. Just as good as an egging.
Rolls into thread on the back of a Vintage 1929 "D" model Harley-Davidson, wearing a WWI era army helmet, a "Paizo Rocks" t-shirt, and torn blue jeans, with a homebrew keg strapped to his back and chewing on a three-day old turkey leg
It was spectacular today. After a long rain, the city of Las Vegas covered in a thick fog. The cars driving sideways down Nellis blvd, the plane crashes at McCarren, the tearing of dimensional walls, the Christian heretics, and the giant spiders stepping over Sunrise Mountains. It was like something out of The Mist.
I even "egged" a few people in the mayhem. Gotta love Cthulhu.
I can't wait for Valentine's Day. Lots of happy couples eating at fancy restaurants. When they get their tossed slaad, they're expecting an appetizer, BUT THEY'RE MY MAIN COURSE, B~!@$ES!
I can't wait for Valentine's Day. Lots of happy couples eating at fancy restaurants. When they get their tossed slaad, they're expecting an appetizer, BUT THEY'RE MY MAIN COURSE, b#*&&ES!
I can't wait for Valentine's Day. Lots of happy couples eating at fancy restaurants. When they get their tossed slaad, they're expecting an appetizer, BUT THEY'RE MY MAIN COURSE, b~~!!ES!
I still have to wait for Sinco De Mayo, or however it is spelt. @ my felow Slaads, my gramar and spellng seeems Kaotic todai. Whut hav I en dinkin?
Rolls into the thread on a large Mardi Gras float wearing a Colts jersey marked number #13, with a ham roast under one arm and a half-finished bottle of whiskey in the other hand.
"I actually cheered for the other team. Oh, the eggings in New Orleans were lovely this time of year. The celebrations, the chaos, I can't wait to see the looks on their face come Ash Wednesday. I love the South. Best climate for a Slaad."
falls into thread wearing a tattered Mardi Gras parade king's outfit, dragging a rolling icechest filled with empty beer cans, and with 20 strands of long pearl beads around his neck
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