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Sidesteps off thread


Tuna Fish Slaad wrote:
AH! I got some in my eye! It burns!

That should be a new song!

"I got some spicy cheese in my eye
And it buuuuuuuurrrrrns!
Oh I got some spicy cheese in my eye
And it buuuuuuuurrrrrns!
Yeah baby, let's put some cheese in our eyes..."


<Points at open mouth>

I can haz cheeze?


Cobb Slaad wrote:

<Points at open mouth>

I can haz cheeze?

Sidesteps back into the thread and points twin cheese pistols at Cobb Slaad. He fires and coats Cobb in a thick layer of spicy liquidity nacho cheese.

A woman after my own heart.

Leaves a Link.

Do Slaads have hearts by the way?


Sidesteps off the thread once more.


<cautiously comes back into the thread>
Is it safe in here n...
<sees a nacho cheese covered Cobb Slaad>
AAHHHHH!!! CHEESE MONSTERS!!!!!!
<flees from the thread>


Its too quiet.

Screams hysterically and flings tuna salad across the thread

That's a tension breaker. Now I'm off to find something to do.


It is too quiet! Let's get some hookers in here that we can egg.


Steps back into the Thread. Drags his feet across the carpet to wipe off all the excess vomit.

Nacho cheese would be better. Wrestling in skimping clothes and nacho cheese would be much better, si.


shuffles into thread wearing a powder-blue tuxedo spattered with paint, and carrying half a roast duck in one hand, and dragging an empty beer keg


Potato Slaad wrote:
shuffles into thread wearing a powder-blue tuxedo spattered with paint, and carrying half a roast duck in one hand, and dragging an empty beer keg

Just where have you been, Senor? Hmmmmm!

Points cheese gun at Potato Slaad and coats him in a layer of saucy spicy cheese.


Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote:
Potato Slaad wrote:
shuffles into thread wearing a powder-blue tuxedo spattered with paint, and carrying half a roast duck in one hand, and dragging an empty beer keg

Just where have you been, Senor? Hmmmmm!

Points cheese gun at Potato Slaad and coats him in a layer of saucy spicy cheese.

Oh sure, get invited to a celestial rave and don't let the rest of us know.


Egg Slaad wrote:

Oh sure, get invited to a celestial rave and don't let the rest of us know.

What can I say? All the party people love me.


This is still the best thread ever.


Damn skippy! Chaos rules!


GO! TEAM! CHAOS!


1817+ posts and its still running

Best Thread Ever.

(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber)

Sladd run amok in Sierra Leone

my favorite quote:
President of SLAAD, Ramatu Sesay denied all the allegations, whilst accusing the protesters of being a section of their members that has refused to support her administration.


Stumbles in wearing a jesters hat, pantaloons, and a chain mail shirt, and carrying a half-eaten turkey leg in one hand, and an empty beer glass in the other.


Potato Slaad wrote:
Stumbles in wearing a jesters hat, pantaloons, and a chain mail shirt, and carrying a half-eaten turkey leg in one hand, and an empty beer glass in the other.

Where do you go on the weekends, and why aren't I there?


Tossed Slaad wrote:
Potato Slaad wrote:
Stumbles in wearing a jesters hat, pantaloons, and a chain mail shirt, and carrying a half-eaten turkey leg in one hand, and an empty beer glass in the other.
Where do you go on the weekends, and why aren't I there?

Potato Slaad never takes us anywhere.

Pulls out pistols and turns Potato Slaad in a baked potato Slaad with spicy cheese.


Chef's Slaad wrote:

Sladd run amok in Sierra Leone

my favorite quote:
President of SLAAD, Ramatu Sesay denied all the allegations, whilst accusing the protesters of being a section of their members that has refused to support her administration.

I like anarchy in politics. GO TEAM CHAOS!


Tossed Slaad wrote:
Potato Slaad wrote:
Stumbles in wearing a jesters hat, pantaloons, and a chain mail shirt, and carrying a half-eaten turkey leg in one hand, and an empty beer glass in the other.
Where do you go on the weekends, and why aren't I there?

I went somewhere this weekend?


Potato Slaad wrote:
Tossed Slaad wrote:
Potato Slaad wrote:
Stumbles in wearing a jesters hat, pantaloons, and a chain mail shirt, and carrying a half-eaten turkey leg in one hand, and an empty beer glass in the other.
Where do you go on the weekends, and why aren't I there?
I went somewhere this weekend?

Its been quiet all week. We need a baby seal in the guise of a pinata and some golf clubs. What fun! What Chaos!

Silver Crusade (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

That sounds chaotic!


HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!


Hmm. Apparently I posted under the wrong alias. I'm surprised no one called me on that, because I'd totally call out anybody else...

HAPPY PRESIDENTS DAY!


Celestial Healer wrote:
That sounds chaotic!

*Walks in*

CH! What are you doing here?

Silver Crusade (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Angel Fish wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
That sounds chaotic!

*Walks in*

CH! What are you doing here?

Exorcisms. Want to help?


Celestial Healer wrote:
Angel Fish wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
That sounds chaotic!

*Walks in*

CH! What are you doing here?
Exorcisms. Want to help?

Ah, okay.

BANISH CHAOS!


Sir, we're detecting heavy levels of chaos here!


Tarvek, Servant of the Board wrote:
Sir, we're detecting heavy levels of chaos here!

....


Celestial Healer wrote:
That sounds chaotic!
Tossed Slaad wrote:
Hmm. Apparently I posted under the wrong alias. I'm surprised no one called me on that, because I'd totally call out anybody else...

We thought that even a mighty Celestial could see the light and embrace the crunchy chocolate-toffee goodness that is Chaos!


Angel Fish wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Angel Fish wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
That sounds chaotic!

*Walks in*

CH! What are you doing here?
Exorcisms. Want to help?

Ah, okay.

BANISH CHAOS!

Nice try, Filet O'Soul. Your powers of Law (pttut!) hold no power here.


Boo!

Silver Crusade (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Hmm. I wonder what this Dictum spell does...


Celestial Healer wrote:
Hmm. I wonder what this Dictum spell does...

{readies Manos: The Hands of Fate in self defense}

Deep Hurting ignores both spell resistance & damage reduction, and requires SAN checks every round.


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Angel Fish wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Angel Fish wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
That sounds chaotic!

*Walks in*

CH! What are you doing here?
Exorcisms. Want to help?

Ah, okay.

BANISH CHAOS!
Nice try, Filet O'Soul. Your powers of Law (pttut!) hold no power here.

Oh, right. Er, CH, how are we supposed to banish these people back to Limbo when they're already on Limbo? We haven't had this much trouble since that fiasco with the Yugoloths.


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Nice try, Filet O'Soul. Your powers of Law (pttut!) hold no power here.
Angel Fish wrote:
Oh, right. Er, CH, how are we supposed to banish these people back to Limbo when they're already on Limbo? We haven't had this much trouble since that fiasco with the Yugoloths.

I don't mean to alarm you, but... when a slaad starts making sense to you, you might want to bolster your mental defenses.

Oh by the way, Mr. "A fish, a fish, a fishy OOOOH!"... {hands fish a bicycle} ...did you need this?


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Nice try, Filet O'Soul. Your powers of Law (pttut!) hold no power here.
Angel Fish wrote:
Oh, right. Er, CH, how are we supposed to banish these people back to Limbo when they're already on Limbo? We haven't had this much trouble since that fiasco with the Yugoloths.

I don't mean to alarm you, but... when a slaad starts making sense to you, you might want to bolster your mental defenses.

Oh by the way, Mr. "A fish, a fish, a fishy OOOOH!"... {hands fish a bicycle} ...did you need this?

The Cat in the Hat was a slaad, you know. He's still recovering from my smite chaos attack. So watch it.


Angel Fish wrote:
The Cat in the Hat was a slaad, you know. He's still recovering from my smite chaos attack. So watch it.

Book "Cat in the Hat" or Mike Myers "Cat in the Hat"? 'Cause if it's the latter, I'd like to shake your hand, er, fin in gratitude.


I like fishies!

*hugs angel fish*


Angel Fish wrote:
The Cat in the Hat was a slaad, you know. He's still recovering from my smite chaos attack. So watch it.

{places a jaunty chapeau on the fishes head} Magnifique! {tosses pommes frites randomly about the thread}


Trick or treat!


Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:
Trick or treat!

Oi! This is my turf! Magic Missile!

*Two magic missiles hit Casper*
Ha! Max damage, sucker! Now get lost!
*Looks up innocently at Slaadi*
Trick or treat!


Hissy Halloween!

<Breaks self in half, showering the thread in bran muffins and Circus Peanuts>


Cobb Slaad wrote:

Hissy Halloween!

<Breaks self in half, showering the thread in bran muffins and Circus Peanuts>

CIRCUS PEANUTS! AHHHHHHHHH!!!... {runs away like a Chicken Slaad}


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Cobb Slaad wrote:

Hissy Halloween!

<Breaks self in half, showering the thread in bran muffins and Circus Peanuts>

CIRCUS PEANUTS! AHHHHHHHHH!!!... {runs away like a Chicken Slaad}

Mmm, peanuts!



I'd like to take off my Slaad costume and show you who I really am.

"Hello, my name is Al Gore."

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