*tries to sneak past Ambrosia*

Have you been up to something? Something neutral or {shudders} lawful?!

Is that a silly grin on your face? Have you been running with those lawful Foo Dogs again? They're a Good-, I mean, bad influence on you.

Where did everybody go?

I've been planning my participation in a suprise birthday party.

I've been planning my participation in a suprise birthday party.

I can imagine you have quite the suprise in store.

Chef's Slaad wrote:

Oooh random and educational. I like it!

Do Limbo next.

How was everyone's weekend? Any good pic-a-nics or drive by eggings to report?

We had 35 corporate heads come to our store Wednesday, some from Canada. While they were inside taking the tour and eating Pappa John's, I was outside flinging egg, mayonnaise, and all the chopped tuna I could muster from the store shelves. Their tour buss looked so pretty afterwards and I inscribed Welcome to Las Vegas in the mess.

They came outside later and were not amused.

I laughed behind the store and got away with it.

Next time they will invite me to a store function.

GO TEAM CHAOS

CHAOTICS OF THE WORLD....SCATTER!

This is the best thread ever.

Where did everybody go?

Where did everybody go?

I'm still here.

}}}}Waves tentacles{{{{

But it's quiet with all the chaos missing. I think Potato Slaad finally gave the wrong order and every Slaad heard him.

See Eariler Thread

Hiss! Quack! Snork! Spoon!

<Barfs out 839 keys which shower down to the floor>

Hiss! Quack! Snork! Spoon!

<Barfs out 839 keys which shower down to the floor>

Tuna Fish Slaad holds up four score cards in his tentacles. They read:

10

10

9.5

8.5

Where did everybody go?

I got invited to a banquet. It was oodles of fun. Especially the part where I egged the guests. Such delicious screaming. ^.^

Cobb Slaad wrote:

Hiss! Quack! Snork! Spoon!

<Barfs out 839 keys which shower down to the floor>

Tuna Fish Slaad holds up four score cards in his tentacles. They read:

10

10

9.5

8.5

Stupid Russian tentacle!

Tuna Fish Slaad wrote:

Cobb Slaad wrote:

Hiss! Quack! Snork! Spoon!

<Barfs out 839 keys which shower down to the floor>

Tuna Fish Slaad holds up four score cards in his tentacles. They read:

10

10

9.5

8.5

Stupid Russian tentacle!

I can beat that score.

*barfs out 937 keys, a case of root beer, a cooking pot, a sofa, and the cast of Friends*

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGH!

Tossed Slaad wrote:

Where did everybody go?

I got invited to a banquet. It was oodles of fun. Especially the part where I egged the guests. Such delicious screaming. ^.^

Well that sounds delightful!

Appears in a puff of lilac-scented smoke and a spray of peacock feathers

Now where did that half-dire chicken port me to?

Ooh!

*eggs the peasant*

Looks at the egg

Ah anarchic energy! Thanks mate, I needed a fresh burst after dealing with that fascist winged sheet-wrapped looney who ported me here!

Absorbs egg and grows more frog-looking

What's that smell?!?

<Sprays dihydrogen monoxide on the peasant>

Hiss! Uvula! Granary!

Agh! Water! You're ruining my lovely filth!

Runs back to the Jack's Thread

wanders back into the thread wearing a ragged pair of shorts, mis-matched socks, and a pair of clown shoes. Clutched in one hand is a broken banjo, in the other is an empty bottle of beer

Potato, it looks like you had a good weekend.

wanders back into the thread wearing a ragged pair of shorts, mis-matched socks, and a pair of clown shoes. Clutched in one hand is a broken banjo, in the other is an empty bottle of beer

Ah, I see you caught up to Steve Martin on the talk show circuit promoting his new album. Mr. Martin will make a fine (and chaotic) slaad.

<runs through the thread screaming>
The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling!
<runs out of the thread>

That should be Chicken Little Slaad.

Get it?!

Chicken Little?!

Hahahahahahahaha! Haha! Hahahahahaha!

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Haha!

Ha

Ha...

Heh heh...

*sighs*

<runs through the thread screaming>

The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling!
<runs out of the thread>

{runs through the thread screaming} [navin]"The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here!"[/navin] {runs out of the thread}

Chicken Slaad wrote:

<runs through the thread screaming>

The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling!
<runs out of the thread>

{runs through the thread screaming} [navin]"The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here!"[/navin] {runs out of the thread}

New phone book? Dibs on the restaurant section!

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Chicken Slaad wrote:

<runs through the thread screaming>

The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling!
<runs out of the thread>

{runs through the thread screaming} [navin]"The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here!"[/navin] {runs out of the thread}

New phone book? Dibs on the restaurant section!

Obama just got the Nobel Peace prize. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

For doing nothing in his first ten months. Man, Norway is full of deranged leftists.

GO TEAM CHAOS!

I can beat that score.

*barfs out 937 keys, a case of root beer, a cooking pot, a sofa, and the cast of Friends*

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGH!

10

10

9.5

9.0

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Chicken Slaad wrote:

<runs through the thread screaming>

The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling!
<runs out of the thread>

{runs through the thread screaming} [navin]"The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here!"[/navin] {runs out of the thread}

New phone book? Dibs on the restaurant section!

Fine, but I want the automotive, computer, and escort service sections.

Tabbouleh Slaad wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Chicken Slaad wrote:

<runs through the thread screaming>

The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling!
<runs out of the thread>

{runs through the thread screaming} [navin]"The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here!"[/navin] {runs out of the thread}

New phone book? Dibs on the restaurant section!

Fine, but I want the automotive, computer, and escort service sections.

Escorts are fantastic. They think they've seen it all, until they get egged.

Escorts are fantastic. They think they've seen it all, until they get egged.

I don't know. Some of those escorts can get pretty kinky.

Tossed Slaad wrote:

Escorts are fantastic. They think they've seen it all, until they get egged.

I don't know. Some of those escorts can get pretty kinky.

don't believe me?

LOL!

Tossed Slaad wrote:

Escorts are fantastic. They think they've seen it all, until they get egged.

I don't know. Some of those escorts can get pretty kinky.

don't believe me?

Hey, was that your kid smashed on the door? Awwww, you have my sympathies.

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Hey, was that your kid smashed on the door? Awwww, you have my sympathies.

** spoiler omitted **

Thank you very much.

I'll be here all week.

Don't forget to tip your waitress

Thank you

Non-sequitar... I want to put out a BOLO for Foghorn Leghorn... he'd be great hosting stock for baby Slaadi.

Is that an olive? I don't know how I feel about olives on a tossed slaad.

Staggers back into the thread wearing jogging shorts, a Boston Celtics jersey, and a sombrero, and dragging a half burned bearskin rug which is also wearing a sombrero.

Potato leads such an interesting life.

Staggers back into the thread wearing jogging shorts, a Boston Celtics jersey, and a sombrero, and dragging a half burned bearskin rug which is also wearing a sombrero.

I think Potato works part time as an exterminator for that Colbert fellow.

I think Potato works part time as an exterminator for that Colbert fellow.

Please don't insult me like that.

This is the best thread ever.

Staggers back into the thread wearing jogging shorts, a Boston Celtics jersey, and a sombrero, and dragging a half burned bearskin rug which is also wearing a sombrero.

WOW! Can I have that bear skin rug. The hair of burning hair and soon-to-be burning Sombero, it's... it's... chaotic.

Potato Slaad wrote:

Staggers back into the thread wearing jogging shorts, a Boston Celtics jersey, and a sombrero, and dragging a half burned bearskin rug which is also wearing a sombrero.

WOW! Can I have that bear skin rug. The hair of burning hair and soon-to-be burning Sombero, it's... it's... chaotic.

No.

Tuna Fish Slaad wrote:

Potato Slaad wrote:

Staggers back into the thread wearing jogging shorts, a Boston Celtics jersey, and a sombrero, and dragging a half burned bearskin rug which is also wearing a sombrero.

WOW! Can I have that bear skin rug. The hair of burning hair and soon-to-be burning Sombero, it's... it's... chaotic.

No.

Walks into the thread and points twin revolvers at Potato Slaad

"Eh, cheko. You took my Sombrero without asking. I'd like it back. And the one on the bear rug too. Or I fill you with holes."

Ooh, a new slaad!

How do you do?

*starts dancing the Macarena*

Ooh, a new slaad!

How do you do?

Fine.

*starts dancing the Macarena*

S.T.S turns his guns on Tossed Slaad and fires. He coats the chaotic one in hot spicy nacho cheese sauce.

I feel better now and I don't need another hat. I have a spare.

Puts on his hat and does the Macarena with a very cheesy Tossed Slaad.

GO TEAM CHAOS!

*keeps dancing*

I've never been covered in spicy cheese before, but it seems really chaotic. Rock on.

*keeps dancing*

I've never been covered in spicy cheese before, but it seems really chaotic. Rock on.

I just sprayed the poodles on their thread. They loved it!

Sprays more liquid nacho cheese across his fellow Slaads.

AH! I got some in my eye! It burns!