Aren't proteans the new slaadi? I like them, but they definitely need the addition of an egg implantation ability to really, truly, bring out the flavor.

I'm not really sure I have an opinion on the proteans (my budget is pretty tight so I'm limited on my lore right now), but they don't seem to be the "in your face" "mixing it up" melee types like the slaadi. And they don't egg their opponents... I don't care if it's reminicent of Aliens/Xenomorphs; it's damn cool.

Lampost vegetarian skillet patronage!

Double, double toil and trouble Fire burn, and caldron bubble

I smell a youngling this way comming

And here she is

charlottesweb.kindjeopkomst.nl

Chef's Slaad wrote:

Double, double toil and trouble Fire burn, and caldron bubble

I smell a youngling this way comming

And here she is

charlottesweb.kindjeopkomst.nl

Quack! Hiss! Yahtzee!

Congratulations!

And here she is

charlottesweb.kindjeopkomst.nl

Ewww, she's little and pink! Not green or red or blue, no tadpole tail, no warts... I bet she doesn't have webbed fingers and toes. Is she getting enough bugs to eat?

Congrats! She's adorable. :)

Chef's Slaad wrote:

And here she is

charlottesweb.kindjeopkomst.nl

Ewww, she's little and pink! Not green or red or blue, no tadpole tail, no warts... I bet she doesn't have webbed fingers and toes. Is she getting enough bugs to eat?

Yeah, she's a bit of a freak :) Our freak, though.

Congrats! She's adorable. :)

thanks!

Chef's Slaad wrote:

Double, double toil and trouble Fire burn, and caldron bubble

I smell a youngling this way comming

And here she is

charlottesweb.kindjeopkomst.nl

Somehow I imagined there would be more ... oh, I don't know ... gore.

congrats on the young 'un ... be sure to raise her as one of the next generation of gamers ;)

Somehow I imagined there would be more ... oh, I don't know ... gore.

congrats on the young 'un ... be sure to raise her as one of the next generation of gamers ;)

Trust me, there was. And you really want gore, check out her diapers.

Egg Slaad wrote:

Somehow I imagined there would be more ... oh, I don't know ... gore.

congrats on the young 'un ... be sure to raise her as one of the next generation of gamers ;)

Trust me, there was. And you really want gore, check out her diapers.

Congrats Boss!

Egg Slaad wrote:

Somehow I imagined there would be more ... oh, I don't know ... gore.

congrats on the young 'un ... be sure to raise her as one of the next generation of gamers ;)

Trust me, there was. And you really want gore, check out her diapers.

Did she erupt from her host in a particularly painful fashion?

Congrats!

Did she erupt from her host in a particularly painful fashion?

:D

why yes, she did.

Chef's Slaad wrote:

Double, double toil and trouble Fire burn, and caldron bubble

I smell a youngling this way comming

And here she is

charlottesweb.kindjeopkomst.nl

Mmm... food...

Trust me, there was. And you really want gore, check out her diapers.

Now you have something to launch back at the Jacks when they launch something over here.

Do diaper bombs constitute biological warfare?

Mmm... food...

smacks Gark on the head

Mine!

I made an appearance at yet another elegant restaurant last night. I clean up so well.

Had a couple nice pre-game football parties this weekend - fun stuff.

Tried to eat a baby this weekend. Failed.

Surrender now. Resistance is futile, you will be syndicated.

Surrender now. Resistance is futile, you will be syndicated.

Syndicated? You're going to play reruns of us?

Whatever you mean, it sounds way too lawful.

*tries to egg the borg*

Surrender now. Resistance is futile, you will be syndicated.

Didn't you and Borg Joanie get canceled real quick-like? Or are you from Borg in Charge?

Guess it doesn't matter either way... Assimilate THIS!

Borg Chachi wrote:

Surrender now. Resistance is futile, you will be syndicated.

Syndicated? You're going to play reruns of us?

Whatever you mean, it sounds way too lawful.

*tries to egg the borg*

Rejects and disintigrates egg. Begins the process of Turnerizing Tossed Slaad.

Borg Chachi wrote:

Surrender now. Resistance is futile, you will be syndicated.

Didn't you and Borg Joanie get canceled real quick-like?

Or are you from Borg in Charge?

I know have my own really show where a camera crew follows me around and records me making an ass of myself. And I get payed for it too. Join me.

Rejects and disintigrates egg.

Hah! You can't even spellcheck... are you running Windows Me?

Begins the process of Turnerizing Tossed Slaad.

Hey, he's already in colour, you inglourious basterd!

{cleaves Borg's head with Vorpal Grapefruit Spoon} Darn, I should have some punny witticism for this... Well, the Jerk Store called and they're running out of you! Rats!

Borg Chachi wrote:

Rejects and disintigrates egg.

Hah! You can't even spellcheck... are you running Windows Me?

What do you expect from a high school dropout.

Borg Chachi wrote:

Begins the process of Turnerizing Tossed Slaad.

Hey, he's already in colour, you inglourious basterd!

Turnerizing also consists of buying up the rights to the individual and never letting them go. You will all be syndicated.

What do you expect from a high school dropout.

Well... um... Bite my shiny metal ass!

{magnetizes Borg Chachi to giant can-opener, watches it slice him open as he sings "Jimmy Crack Corn"}

Here, Tossed {hands him small crunchy cubes} I got them from a druid... they're GoodCroutons and will heal you.

Turnerizing also consists of buying up the rights to the individual and never letting them go. You will all be syndicated.

Hah! Hasbro through WotC already owns Slaadi, Mind Flayers, and Beholders... and they also never let go of Intellectual Property!

And you're too weak, AOL nearly finished you off already... in Soviet Russia, Hasbro assimilates You!

Then we will syndicate WotC as well.

Then we will syndicate WotC as well.

Fat chance! Hasbro also owns Transformers, and they'll whup your Borg butts faster than Chuck Norris on a hippeh!

Transforming robots do not frighten the Borg. We have already sent out agent Shia LaBeouf to undermine their strength. Besides, we have already syndicated their strength through our control of Cartoon network.

Transforming robots do not frighten the Borg. We have already sent out agent Shia LaBeouf to undermine their strength. Besides, we have already syndicated their strength through our control of Cartoon network.

Don't make me summon George Lucas to write you into a prequel-prequel trilogy! You think your dialogue is bad and actions irrational now...

The last time someone invaded our thread, I turned into Dick Cheney. You don't want that to happen again, do you?

Escaping the wrath of the Thieving Wasp, Blood Sample propels himself past the assembled obstacle course of slaads named Ambrosia Egg, Fruit, Tossed, and Chef's in a bid to confuse his nemesis in this thread of Chaos.

It makes for the nearest exit.

GO TEAM CHAOS!

Grrr!

A slender tendril snakes out of the ceiling, brushing against Borg Chachi. Some of the borg's components begin to disintegrate.

Hiss Hiss Quack! <one can vaguely make out the words "rust in peace">

Borg Chachi wrote:

Turnerizing also consists of buying up the rights to the individual and never letting them go. You will all be syndicated.

Hah! Hasbro through WotC already owns Slaadi, Mind Flayers, and Beholders... and they also never let go of Intellectual Property!

And you're too weak, AOL nearly finished you off already... in Soviet Russia, Hasbro assimilates You!

Haha! We're already assimilated... go assimilate the Jacks.

It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes
You're paralyzed

And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the thriller

Sing it again, potato!

Thank you! Thank you! I'll be here all week.

Chants over and over again...

GO TEAM CHAOS! GO TEAM CHAOS! GO TEAM CHAOS! TEAM GO CHAOS!

Hiss Pen Hiss! Hiss ult Hiss! Hiss i Hiss! Hiss mate Hiss!

So, the poodles are inviting us to their thread for a party. Sounds fun. Don't tell anyone, but

Chants over and over again...

GO TEAM CHAOS! GO TEAM CHAOS! GO TEAM CHAOS! TEAM GO CHAOS!

GO TEAM CHAOS! GO TEAM CHOAS! GO TAME CHOAS! GOO TAME CHOAS! GOO MATE CHOAS!

Mi coche ha caído, y el gato comió anteojos de la cerveza.

So, the poodles are inviting us to their thread for a party. Sounds fun. Don't tell anyone, but

** spoiler omitted **.

Delightful. I like a nice egging.

Mmmm...kibble....

Fruit Slaad wrote:

So, the poodles are inviting us to their thread for a party. Sounds fun. Don't tell anyone, but

** spoiler omitted **.

Delightful. I like a nice egging.

Well, I did say we would TRY to behave. Of course, I threw in a disclaimer.....

I'm not a slaad but can I play here?

I'm not a slaad but can I play here?

Can we egg you?