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Just a friendly reminder, the Pathfinder PDF is about to go on sale in 2 hours and 5 minutes. Syncronize your watches and get ready to watch the Paizo server implode in a ball of flame do to all the traffic.

126 minutes and counting,

125,

124,

123,

122,

Oh, dinner rolls go great with the new hardcover campaign book. I had to throw that ii at the last minute.

119,

118,


There was utter chaos on the server!

Delightful.


Tossed Slaad wrote:

There was utter chaos on the server!

Delightful.

It was AWESOME! I danced naked around its flaming wreckage.

Unfortunately, the Post Monster just egged a couple 4th Edition GenCon-ers and spawned a new server larvae.


<Throws a bucket from the ceiling>

Hiss!


Uh, anyways. The mailman delivered both copies of Pathfinder Campaign Sourcebook today and threw his spine out in the the process. Yes, the book are about an inch-and-a-half thick and crammed heavy with RPG goodness. If you have a copy of the latest champions RPG, you'll know what I mean. The other copy is for my older brother. He's so delighted I think the book alone has mystical qualities and he's regenerated a new kidney.

First glance, this is what fourth edition D&D should have been. The colors, the presentation, the paper cuts. It's worth it. God, 50,000 copies in pre-orders and it was sold out before its first release. No new printings until October.

Anyways, I'm off to read my newest book and I'll think highly of you as the week rolls on. :)

Rolls. Dinner rolls. Mustn't forget dinner rolls.

Have a wonderful week where ever you are.


Is that a grape tomato?

I'm delicious.


Puffy the Dinner Roll wrote:
Uh, anyways. The mailman delivered both copies of Pathfinder Campaign Sourcebook today and threw his spine out in the the process. Yes, the book are about an inch-and-a-half thick and crammed heavy with RPG goodness. ... He's so delighted I think the book alone has mystical qualities and he's regenerated a new kidney.

I had heard it was hearty enough to act as a buckler, but the organ regeneration sounds awesome.

Wait, did your brother only have one kidney before the PFRPG? Or does he now have three squished in his abdomen? Did he grow a new squeedlyspooch?


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Puffy the Dinner Roll wrote:
Uh, anyways. The mailman delivered both copies of Pathfinder Campaign Sourcebook today and threw his spine out in the the process. Yes, the book are about an inch-and-a-half thick and crammed heavy with RPG goodness. ... He's so delighted I think the book alone has mystical qualities and he's regenerated a new kidney.

I had heard it was hearty enough to act as a buckler, but the organ regeneration sounds awesome.

Wait, did your brother only have one kidney before the PFRPG? Or does he now have three squished in his abdomen? Did he grow a new squeedlyspooch?

None of the above my dear ambrosia. My older brother is a type I diabetic. His kidneys are failing on him. I ordered him a copy through Paizo's store while he's on the dialysis machine. My generosity cheered up his mood.

(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber)

Puffy the Dinner Roll wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Puffy the Dinner Roll wrote:
... He's so delighted I think the book alone has mystical qualities and he's regenerated a new kidney.

I had heard it was hearty enough to act as a buckler, but the organ regeneration sounds awesome.

Wait, did your brother only have one kidney before the PFRPG? Or does he now have three squished in his abdomen? Did he grow a new squeedlyspooch?

None of the above my dear ambrosia. My older brother is a type I diabetic. His kidneys are failing on him. I ordered him a copy through Paizo's store while he's on the dialysis machine. My generosity cheered up his mood.

Ah. I thought perhaps he had to sell said kidney to pay for all the Paizo goodness.

best of luck to your bro. I hear dialysis is a b~~%!.

p.s just got mine yesterday. The mailman rang on friday but I was out (to RPG ironically enough). So yesterday the head dretchling stayed home to recieve it.


I was in the park yesterday. I love visiting the park. It was pretty hot though.


Potato Slaad wrote:
I was in the park yesterday. I love visiting the park. It was pretty hot though.

Did your mayonnaise curdle?


Chef's Slaad wrote:

Ah. I thought perhaps he had to sell said kidney to pay for all the Paizo goodness.

best of luck to your bro. I hear dialysis is a b&#!%.

p.s just got mine yesterday. The mailman rang on friday but I was out (to RPG ironically enough). So yesterday the head dretchling stayed home to recieve it.

Thanks for the warm best wishes. And the head dretchhling is a good man, er, dretchling for protecting your book. Heavy thing ain't it.

Before I forget. Dinner Rolls.


Puffy the Dinner Roll wrote:
Chef's Slaad wrote:

Ah. I thought perhaps he had to sell said kidney to pay for all the Paizo goodness.

best of luck to your bro. I hear dialysis is a b&#!%.

p.s just got mine yesterday. The mailman rang on friday but I was out (to RPG ironically enough). So yesterday the head dretchling stayed home to recieve it.

Thanks for the warm best wishes. And the head dretchhling is a good man, er, dretchling for protecting your book. Heavy thing ain't it.

Before I forget. Dinner Rolls.

Plus butter. Butter.

Best wishes to your brother. When I read the first post about your brother's kidneys, I thought it was "in character".


Butter Patrick wrote:
Best wishes to your brother. When I read the first post about your brother's kidneys, I thought it was "in character".

Dons off Puffy Costume

Nope. It's all real life. We have him on a donor list, but it's only a matter of time before he either gets a second chance or dialysis finishes him. I pleased to say the book has made him very happy.

Puffy costume back on.

BUTTER ON!

(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber)

Puffy the Dinner Roll wrote:


Thanks for the warm best wishes. And the head dretchhling is a good man, er, dretchling for protecting your book. Heavy thing ain't it.

Before I forget. Dinner Rolls.

actually, she's my wife.

and she's got one of your dinner rolls in the oven. <grin> (our second)


Puffy the Dinner Roll wrote:
None of the above my dear ambrosia. My older brother is a type I diabetic. His kidneys are failing on him. I ordered him a copy through Paizo's store while he's on the dialysis machine. My generosity cheered up his mood.

{does immediate head-desk} I'm so sorry. I will try to remember to think positive thoughts his way. Hopefully, he will find a match soon.


*Runs screaming through the thread, flinging gobs of mayonnaise everywhere.*


Potato Slaad wrote:
*Runs screaming through the thread, flinging gobs of mayonnaise everywhere.*

Hey! Hey! Hey! Do that sort thing at the Clubhouse of Jack!

:::He raises an eye provocatively:::

They like that sort of thing, especially Lynora-Jill.

:::Starts licking mayonnaise off his fur:::


Butterscotch rumproast never falling cooler.


Mmmm. Rumproast.


Tossed Slaad wrote:
Mmmm. Rumproast.

<Rubs 6 spidery limbs together>

Hiiiissss...


Cobb Slaad wrote:
Tossed Slaad wrote:
Mmmm. Rumproast.

<Rubs 6 spidery limbs together>

Hiiiissss...

Mmmm... rum cake.


Excellent! Our very presense in the OTD is effecting all the other threads, as every single one eventually goes off-topic. And it seems to be accelerating!

Yet here we sit, completely unnoticed, and completely unblamed. MWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA!

GO TEAM CHAOS!


DISCOMBOBULATE!


Tossed Slaad wrote:
DISCOMBOBULATE!

with apologies to INXS

Hallucinate


Dessegregate


Mediate


Alleviate


Try not to hate


Love your mate


Don't suffocate on your own hate


Designate your love as fate


A one world state


As human freight


The number eight


A white black state


A gentle trait


The broken crate


A heavy weight


Or just too late


Like pretty Kate has sex ornate


Now devastate


Appreciate


Depreciate


Fabricate


Emulate


The truth dilate


Special date


The animal we ate

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