Tossed Slaad wrote:

Neither are you... You don't even contain any leafy greens.

At least I don't get wilted.

No. You just putrefy in your own juices.

At least I don't get wilted.

<-- {spots Fruit Slaad} ARRRRRRRGH! (promptly fails save vs. Tasha's Earworm of Doom, begins whimpering & drooling in corner)

Enough niceties. Slaadtown's been a breeding ground for bacteria for too long. I say it's time to put someone in the spinner. That's right. Time for a turf war.

No no no... you gotta get washed first, then go in the spinner.

Caesar Slaad wrote:

Enough niceties. Slaadtown's been a breeding ground for bacteria for too long. I say it's time to put someone in the spinner. That's right. Time for a turf war.

No no no... you gotta get washed first, then go in the spinner.

And wouldn't it be a garden war? Slaadi don't come from turf. We come from gardens. See, this is what comes from being so old... you don't know anything cause you're going senile.

I come from a garden. You're imported from Mexico on a truck.

Fruit Slaad wrote:

Caesar Slaad wrote:

Enough niceties. Slaadtown's been a breeding ground for bacteria for too long. I say it's time to put someone in the spinner. That's right. Time for a turf war.

No no no... you gotta get washed first, then go in the spinner.

And wouldn't it be a garden war? Slaadi don't come from turf. We come from gardens. See, this is what comes from being so old... you don't know anything cause you're going senile.

I come from a garden. You're imported from Mexico on a truck.

Nah, I'm organically grown. How do cows come from gardens?

Hey, everybody. It's me, Potatoe Slaade!

You're right, this who Slaad group needs a cleansing. I mean cleaning.

Hey, everybody. It's me, Potatoe Slaade!

You're right, this who Slaad group needs a cleansing. I mean cleaning.

Aggh! The spelling... the spelling...

Dan Qu, er, Potatoe Slaade wrote:

Hey, everybody. It's me, Potatoe Slaade!

You're right, this who Slaad group needs a cleansing. I mean cleaning.

Aggh! The spelling... the spelling...

Their our know mispeeling probelems heer.

Aggh! The spelling... the spelling...

Actually, I think this is one of his good days. Just keep your fingers crossed he doesn't start in with the puns.

Hey Uncle Potatoe! You're, ummm, looking a little... Zerth-y today?!

Fruit Slaad wrote:

Aggh! The spelling... the spelling...

Actually, I think this is one of his good days. Just keep your fingers crossed he doesn't start in with the puns.

Hey Uncle Potatoe! You're, ummm, looking a little... Zerth-y today?!

It's my Joane Rivers' Makeover. You like?

Tarren Dei wrote:

Fruit Slaad wrote:

Caesar Slaad wrote:

Enough niceties. Slaadtown's been a breeding ground for bacteria for too long. I say it's time to put someone in the spinner. That's right. Time for a turf war.

No no no... you gotta get washed first, then go in the spinner.

And wouldn't it be a garden war? Slaadi don't come from turf. We come from gardens. See, this is what comes from being so old... you don't know anything cause you're going senile.

I come from a garden. You're imported from Mexico on a truck.

Nah, I'm organically grown. How do cows come from gardens?

Whoops. Avatar mishap. Let's try that again.

Caesar Slaad wrote:

Enough niceties. Slaadtown's been a breeding ground for bacteria for too long. I say it's time to put someone in the spinner. That's right. Time for a turf war.

No no no... you gotta get washed first, then go in the spinner.

And wouldn't it be a garden war? Slaadi don't come from turf. We come from gardens. See, this is what comes from being so old... you don't know anything cause you're going senile.

I come from a garden. You're imported from Mexico on a truck.

Whoa! Dedja voo. Didja view. I seen this beefore.

Fruit Slaad wrote:

Dan Qu, er, Potatoe Slaade wrote:

Hey, everybody. It's me, Potatoe Slaade!

You're right, this who Slaad group needs a cleansing. I mean cleaning.

Aggh! The spelling... the spelling...

Their our know mispeeling probelems heer.

Well, at least he knows Dutch. That leaves only 1/3 words misspelled.

Fruit Slaad wrote:

Tarren Dei wrote:

Fruit Slaad wrote:

Caesar Slaad wrote:

Enough niceties. Slaadtown's been a breeding ground for bacteria for too long. I say it's time to put someone in the spinner. That's right. Time for a turf war.

No no no... you gotta get washed first, then go in the spinner.

And wouldn't it be a garden war? Slaadi don't come from turf. We come from gardens. See, this is what comes from being so old... you don't know anything cause you're going senile.

I come from a garden. You're imported from Mexico on a truck.

Nah, I'm organically grown. How do cows come from gardens?

Whoops. Avatar mishap. Let's try that again.

See, cows kinda trample everything they see. The only thing that could grow in a "cow garden" would be mushrooms (from the crap).

Tarren Dei wrote:

Fruit Slaad wrote:

Tarren Dei wrote:

Fruit Slaad wrote:

Caesar Slaad wrote:

Enough niceties. Slaadtown's been a breeding ground for bacteria for too long. I say it's time to put someone in the spinner. That's right. Time for a turf war.

No no no... you gotta get washed first, then go in the spinner.

And wouldn't it be a garden war? Slaadi don't come from turf. We come from gardens. See, this is what comes from being so old... you don't know anything cause you're going senile.

I come from a garden. You're imported from Mexico on a truck.

Nah, I'm organically grown. How do cows come from gardens?

Whoops. Avatar mishap. Let's try that again.

See, cows kinda trample everything they see. The only thing that could grow in a "cow garden" would be mushrooms (from the crap).

Wth? Coulda sworn that I saw "Fruit Slaad" when I posted that.

Hey, everybody. It's me, Potatoe Slaade!

You're right, this who Slaad group needs a cleansing. I mean cleaning.

So, are you my long-lost, lawful twin?

Dan Qu, er, Potatoe Slaade wrote:

Hey, everybody. It's me, Potatoe Slaade!

You're right, this who Slaad group needs a cleansing. I mean cleaning.

So, are you my long-lost, lawful twin?

He must be. It's....... Inevitable!

Har, har, har.

Potato Slaad wrote:

Dan Qu, er, Potatoe Slaade wrote:

Hey, everybody. It's me, Potatoe Slaade!

You're right, this who Slaad group needs a cleansing. I mean cleaning.

So, are you my long-lost, lawful twin?

He must be. It's....... Inevitable!

Har, har, har.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.......I don't get it.

Tossed Slaad wrote:

Potato Slaad wrote:

Dan Qu, er, Potatoe Slaade wrote:

Hey, everybody. It's me, Potatoe Slaade!

You're right, this who Slaad group needs a cleansing. I mean cleaning.

So, are you my long-lost, lawful twin?

He must be. It's....... Inevitable!

Har, har, har.

Ha ha ha [redacted] ha ha ha ha.......I don't get it.

Well, you said lawful, and, um...

Well, inevitables are... um...

Hey, I found a crouton!

Potato Slaad wrote:

Tossed Slaad wrote:

Potato Slaad wrote:

Dan Qu, er, Potatoe Slaade wrote:

Hey, everybody. It's me, Potatoe Slaade!

You're right, this who Slaad group needs a cleansing. I mean cleaning.

So, are you my long-lost, lawful twin?

He must be. It's....... Inevitable!

Har, har, har.

Ha ha ha [redacted] ha ha ha ha.......I don't get it.

Well, you said lawful, and, um...

Well, inevitables are... um...

Hey, I found a crouton!

Hmmm......for some reason, I kept thinking of that scene from Team America: World Police, when Kim Jong Il kept saying "Inevitable".

Tossed Slaad wrote:

Potato Slaad wrote:

Tossed Slaad wrote:

Potato Slaad wrote:

Dan Qu, er, Potatoe Slaade wrote:

Hey, everybody. It's me, Potatoe Slaade!

You're right, this who Slaad group needs a cleansing. I mean cleaning.

So, are you my long-lost, lawful twin?

He must be. It's....... Inevitable!

Har, har, har.

Ha ha ha [redacted] ha ha ha ha.......I don't get it.

Well, you said lawful, and, um...

Well, inevitables are... um...

Hey, I found a crouton!

Hmmm......for some reason, I kept thinking of that scene from Team America: World Police, when Kim Jong Il kept saying "Inevitable".

Inevitabevitable.

stands back and watches the fight This is awesome. Maybe we could have some chicks in here to slaad oil wrestle next.

Enough niceties. Slaadtown's been a breeding ground for bacteria for too long. I say it's time to put someone in the spinner. That's right. Time for a turf war.

I surrender.

Inevitabevitable.

This word you keep using; I do not think it means what you think it means.

Enough niceties. Slaadtown's been a breeding ground for bacteria for too long. I say it's time to put someone in the spinner. That's right. Time for a turf war.

Bring it on! I gots some salmonella for ya!

<preps a yolk and relish bomb>

Tarren Dei wrote:

Fruit Slaad wrote:

Tarren Dei wrote:

Fruit Slaad wrote:

Caesar Slaad wrote:

Enough niceties. Slaadtown's been a breeding ground for bacteria for too long. I say it's time to put someone in the spinner. That's right. Time for a turf war.

No no no... you gotta get washed first, then go in the spinner.

And wouldn't it be a garden war? Slaadi don't come from turf. We come from gardens. See, this is what comes from being so old... you don't know anything cause you're going senile.

I come from a garden. You're imported from Mexico on a truck.

Nah, I'm organically grown. How do cows come from gardens?

Whoops. Avatar mishap. Let's try that again.

See, cows kinda trample everything they see. The only thing that could grow in a "cow garden" would be mushrooms (from the crap).

Ignore him, he's afraid of cows. Goblins provide excellent nutrients which, when combined with cow stomach acids, make them invulnerable. As such, cows are constantly attacking the sad creatures.

I think I'm going to go visit Hidden Valley.

I think I'm going to go visit Hidden Valley.

Where is this Hiddene Vallee you speake of? I canot finde it.

Dan Qu, er, Potatoe Slaade wrote:

Hey, everybody. It's me, Potatoe Slaade!

You're right, this who Slaad group needs a cleansing. I mean cleaning.

So, are you my long-lost, lawful twin?

I am...

Gark the Goblin wrote:

Tarren Dei wrote:

Fruit Slaad wrote:

Tarren Dei wrote:

Fruit Slaad wrote:

Caesar Slaad wrote:

Enough niceties. Slaadtown's been a breeding ground for bacteria for too long. I say it's time to put someone in the spinner. That's right. Time for a turf war.

No no no... you gotta get washed first, then go in the spinner.

And wouldn't it be a garden war? Slaadi don't come from turf. We come from gardens. See, this is what comes from being so old... you don't know anything cause you're going senile.

I come from a garden. You're imported from Mexico on a truck.

Nah, I'm organically grown. How do cows come from gardens?

Whoops. Avatar mishap. Let's try that again.

See, cows kinda trample everything they see. The only thing that could grow in a "cow garden" would be mushrooms (from the crap).

Ignore him, he's afraid of cows. Goblins provide excellent nutrients which, when combined with cow stomach acids, make them invulnerable. As such, cows are constantly attacking the sad creatures.

No, I'm afraid of horses. And dogs. But not cows. Cows are fat and tasty.

Potato Slaad wrote:

Dan Qu, er, Potatoe Slaade wrote:

Hey, everybody. It's me, Potatoe Slaade!

You're right, this who Slaad group needs a cleansing. I mean cleaning.

So, are you my long-lost, lawful twin?

I am...

YOUR FATHERE!!!

Don't you mean

YURE FEATHEERE!!!

?

What's going on? I leave this thread for a few days, and it goes to hell.

And all non-slaad, please go. This isn't a thread for the lawfuls/extraplanars (being not from the Maelstrom).

Thatts write. Youe non-slaade tipes nead to leeve.

Dan Qu, er, Potatoe Slaade wrote:

Potato Slaad wrote:

Dan Qu, er, Potatoe Slaade wrote:

Hey, everybody. It's me, Potatoe Slaade!

You're right, this who Slaad group needs a cleansing. I mean cleaning.

So, are you my long-lost, lawful twin?

I am...

YOUR FATHERE!!!

Don't you mean

YURE FEATHEERE!!!

?

How could Dan Qu, er, Potatoe Slaade be the father of a slaad? It'd have to be some very odd coupling, since we reproduce by laying our eggs in people.

What's going on? I leave this thread for a few days, and it goes to hell.

No, no; this is the Maelstrom. How could we stand going to Hell? Way too orderly. Plus it would take like a massive plane shift on the entire thread, which is basically impossible even for a deity since Hell would reject it.

Fruit Slaad wrote:

Dan Qu, er, Potatoe Slaade wrote:

Potato Slaad wrote:

Dan Qu, er, Potatoe Slaade wrote:

Hey, everybody. It's me, Potatoe Slaade!

You're right, this who Slaad group needs a cleansing. I mean cleaning.

So, are you my long-lost, lawful twin?

I am...

YOUR FATHERE!!!

Don't you mean

YURE FEATHEERE!!!

?

How could Dan Qu, er, Potatoe Slaade be the father of a slaad? It'd have to be some very odd coupling, since we reproduce by laying our eggs in people.

Oh wait, maybe the gith got an egg in it, then died and Potato Slaad hatched from his body, then was resurrected.

Nowe thhat yu menshun it, I feeled a littel sicke too mi stomick aftor I eated sum potatoe slaade.

France as salade piémontaise

taken from his page

Fruit Slaad wrote:

Fruit Slaad wrote:

Dan Qu, er, Potatoe Slaade wrote:

Potato Slaad wrote:

Dan Qu, er, Potatoe Slaade wrote:

Hey, everybody. It's me, Potatoe Slaade!

You're right, this who Slaad group needs a cleansing. I mean cleaning.

So, are you my long-lost, lawful twin?

I am...

YOUR FATHERE!!!

Don't you mean

YURE FEATHEERE!!!

?

How could Dan Qu, er, Potatoe Slaade be the father of a slaad? It'd have to be some very odd coupling, since we reproduce by laying our eggs in people.

Oh wait, maybe the gith got an egg in it, then died and Potato Slaad hatched from his body, then was resurrected.

Nowe thhat yu menshun it, I feeled a littel sicke too mi stomick aftor I eated sum potatoe slaade.

Well, that's probably because we are poisonous if not prepared properly (like those pufferfish in Japan).

Itt wente somethinge liek thiss: linke

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Gark the Goblin wrote:

Tarren Dei wrote:

Fruit Slaad wrote:

Tarren Dei wrote:

Fruit Slaad wrote:

Caesar Slaad wrote:

Enough niceties. Slaadtown's been a breeding ground for bacteria for too long. I say it's time to put someone in the spinner. That's right. Time for a turf war.

No no no... you gotta get washed first, then go in the spinner.

And wouldn't it be a garden war? Slaadi don't come from turf. We come from gardens. See, this is what comes from being so old... you don't know anything cause you're going senile.

I come from a garden. You're imported from Mexico on a truck.

Nah, I'm organically grown. How do cows come from gardens?

Whoops. Avatar mishap. Let's try that again.

See, cows kinda trample everything they see. The only thing that could grow in a "cow garden" would be mushrooms (from the crap).

Ignore him, he's afraid of cows. Goblins provide excellent nutrients which, when combined with cow stomach acids, make them invulnerable. As such, cows are constantly attacking the sad creatures.

No, I'm afraid of horses. And dogs. But not cows. Cows are fat and tasty.

And all non-slaad, please go. This isn't a thread for the lawfuls/extraplanars (being not from the Maelstrom).

I'm sorry, at what point did goblins, Neutral Evil creatures, become anywhere close to being slaadi? ;)

Giant slaad forks, get your giant slaad forks.

Giant slaad forks, get your giant slaad forks.

Hay! I nede won of those forkes, sew I cann stabbe a slaade. Noe, not stabbe. I ment tickel.

Pitchfork Salesman wrote:

Giant slaad forks, get your giant slaad forks.

Hay! I nede won of those forkes, sew I cann stabbe a slaade. Noe, not stabbe. I ment tickel.

"Yeah, that have DR/Lawful. What you want is a nice Axiomatic handaxe, like this one here. *Holds up* Give it to ya for half the slaad.

Dan Qu, er, Potatoe Slaade wrote:

Pitchfork Salesman wrote:

Giant slaad forks, get your giant slaad forks.

Hay! I nede won of those forkes, sew I cann stabbe a slaade. Noe, not stabbe. I ment tickel.

"Yeah, that have DR/Lawful. What you want is a nice Axiomatic handaxe, like this one here. *Holds up* Give it to ya for half the slaad.

Deale!

OK. Maybe Hell wasn't the right turn of phrase.

Hey, Potato Slaad, whatcha doin' with that huge ax?

Its niece isnte it? Dew yew wante too get a closere looke at itt?

Sytt, Lesser Yugoloth wrote:

Dan Qu, er, Potatoe Slaade wrote:

Pitchfork Salesman wrote:

Giant slaad forks, get your giant slaad forks.

Hay! I nede won of those forkes, sew I cann stabbe a slaade. Noe, not stabbe. I ment tickel.

"Yeah, that have DR/Lawful. What you want is a nice Axiomatic handaxe, like this one here. *Holds up* Give it to ya for half the slaad.

Deale!

Heh heh....thanks!

Sure. That is one sweet looking ax.

<Looks upthread>

Oh, do I have egg on my face!

*swish*

Aieeeee!

<falls over in two piles>

<Reforms from the stuff of chaos>

That wasn't nice. Who gave you the axe?

Sytt, you jerk! Oh, anarchic shuriken. Sure! I'll take those. Here's the dressing.