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Potato Slaad, Tue, May 26, 2009, 04:48 PM

Slaad-Barr wrote:

Ooo, I just got a magic missive from poor Uncle Potatoe Slaad:

"Juste gote backe frome a Summoninge. Roughede upe prettye
bade bye a groupe ofe adventurerse. Conjurere didn'te caree;
callede mee 'Faste Foode' and 'Takee Oute Slaaad To Goee.'"

WTF? Who is this pretender you speak of?

Cobb Slaad, Tue, May 26, 2009, 05:38 PM

Tossed Slaad wrote:

Potato Slaad wrote:

I enjoyed several picnics yesterday. Although, at one there was this bear that kept trying to make off with the basket. Weird.

Was he smarter than the average bear, by any chance?

Wasn't there a ranger around to keep the bear away? Preferably, one with bears as his favored enemy.

Potato Slaad, Wed, May 27, 2009, 03:30 AM

Cobb Slaad wrote:

Wasn't there a ranger around to keep the bear away? Preferably, one with bears as his favored enemy.

I think they were all busy combating dire litter bugs.

Tossed Slaad, Wed, May 27, 2009, 06:56 AM

Potato Slaad wrote:

Slaad-Barr wrote:

Ooo, I just got a magic missive from poor Uncle Potatoe Slaad:

"Juste gote backe frome a Summoninge. Roughede upe prettye
bade bye a groupe ofe adventurerse. Conjurere didn'te caree;
callede mee 'Faste Foode' and 'Takee Oute Slaaad To Goee.'"

WTF? Who is this pretender you speak of?

We should stop answering summonings. I mean, I know even if they "kill" us, we wind up just fine in the end, but it hurts when they stab us with pointy things.

Potato Slaad, Wed, May 27, 2009, 09:29 AM

So, what's next? Father's Day! Maybe we should start a countdown. Not including today - 25 Days to go!

zylphryx (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Wed, May 27, 2009, 09:42 AM

Tossed Slaad wrote:

I mean, I know even if they "kill" us, we wind up just fine in the end, but it hurts when they stab us with pointy things.

I agree. Those toothpicks are quite a pain.

Tarren Dei (RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8), Wed, May 27, 2009, 09:47 AM

zylphryx wrote:

Tossed Slaad wrote:

I mean, I know even if they "kill" us, we wind up just fine in the end, but it hurts when they stab us with pointy things.

I agree. Those toothpicks are quite a pain.

Yech! Squid at a slaad bar is never a good idea!!

Bleu Cheese Slaad, Wed, May 27, 2009, 09:57 AM

Yeah, but steak and bleu cheese go well together.

Cobb Slaad, Wed, May 27, 2009, 05:47 PM

Tarren Dei wrote:

zylphryx wrote:

Tossed Slaad wrote:

I mean, I know even if they "kill" us, we wind up just fine in the end, but it hurts when they stab us with pointy things.

I agree. Those toothpicks are quite a pain.

Yech! Squid at a slaad bar is never a good idea!!

If it's left on ice, it'll keep.

Potato Slaad, Thu, May 28, 2009, 03:41 AM

Cobb Slaad wrote:

If it's left on ice, it'll keep.

Maybe we should get T-shirts made up with that logo.

Cobb Slaad, Thu, May 28, 2009, 05:01 AM

Potato Slaad wrote:

Cobb Slaad wrote:

If it's left on ice, it'll keep.

Maybe we should get T-shirts made up with that logo.

Let's ask Hugo to design one.

Potato Slaad, Thu, May 28, 2009, 05:21 AM

Cobb Slaad wrote:

Potato Slaad wrote:

Cobb Slaad wrote:

If it's left on ice, it'll keep.

Maybe we should get T-shirts made up with that logo.

Let's ask Hugo to design one.

We'll have to pay him with food. I don't have any money.

Cobb Slaad, Thu, May 28, 2009, 05:40 AM

Potato Slaad wrote:

Cobb Slaad wrote:

Potato Slaad wrote:

Cobb Slaad wrote:

If it's left on ice, it'll keep.

Maybe we should get T-shirts made up with that logo.

Let's ask Hugo to design one.

We'll have to pay him with food. I don't have any money.

We'll give him the Taco Slaad. I think he'll like that.

Potato Slaad, Thu, May 28, 2009, 05:50 AM

I think we also need our own convention - SLAAD CON?

Egg Slaad, Thu, May 28, 2009, 06:44 AM

Potato Slaad wrote:

I think we also need our own convention - SLAAD CON?

But where would be hold it? Hidden Valley?

Tossed Slaad, Thu, May 28, 2009, 08:20 AM

I'll be sure to get all dressed up for the occasion. I was thinking of wearing a vinaigrette - what do you think?

Chef's Slaad (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Chronicles Subscriber), Thu, May 28, 2009, 08:50 AM

Potato Slaad wrote:

I think we also need our own convention - SLAAD CON?

Great idea. Who sould our special guest star be?

Chef's Slaad (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Chronicles Subscriber), Thu, May 28, 2009, 08:52 AM

Tossed Slaad wrote:

I'll be sure to get all dressed up for the occasion. I was thinking of wearing a vinaigrette - what do you think?

Classy.

I think I'll throw on some strategically placed tomatoes and maybe a couple of tuna flakes.

Potato Slaad, Thu, May 28, 2009, 09:28 AM

Egg Slaad wrote:

Potato Slaad wrote:

I think we also need our own convention - SLAAD CON?

But where would be hold it? Hidden Valley?

Nice suggestion. Does everybody know where to find it?

Caesar Slaad, Thu, May 28, 2009, 09:28 AM

Chef's Slaad wrote:

Potato Slaad wrote:

I think we also need our own convention - SLAAD CON?

Great idea. Who sould our special guest star be?

I wonder if Paul Newman would be available?

Tossed Slaad, Thu, May 28, 2009, 09:30 AM

Potato Slaad wrote:

Egg Slaad wrote:

Potato Slaad wrote:

I think we also need our own convention - SLAAD CON?

But where would be hold it? Hidden Valley?

Nice suggestion. Does everybody know where to find it?

I hear it's kind of hidden. That won't stop a good old MapQuest, though.

Tossed Slaad, Thu, May 28, 2009, 09:30 AM

Caesar Slaad wrote:

Chef's Slaad wrote:

Potato Slaad wrote:

I think we also need our own convention - SLAAD CON?

Great idea. Who sould our special guest star be?

I wonder if Paul Newman would be available?

I'm guessing not.

Potato Slaad, Thu, May 28, 2009, 09:31 AM

Tossed Slaad wrote:

Potato Slaad wrote:

Egg Slaad wrote:

Potato Slaad wrote:

I think we also need our own convention - SLAAD CON?

But where would be hold it? Hidden Valley?

Nice suggestion. Does everybody know where to find it?

I hear it's kind of hidden. That won't stop a good old MapQuest, though.

That's what I use TomTom for.

Bleu Cheese Slaad, Thu, May 28, 2009, 09:31 AM

Potato Slaad wrote:

I think we also need our own convention - SLAAD CON?

I thought we already had a gathering place.

Caesar Slaad, Thu, May 28, 2009, 09:34 AM

Bleu Cheese Slaad wrote:

Potato Slaad wrote:

I think we also need our own convention - SLAAD CON?

I thought we already had a gathering place.

Nah. I get sick of hanging out with all them soups. Someone's always trying to fix me up with one of them. I just don't go with soups. Never have. Now, a juicy little garlic bread, I could tear a slice off of. ...

Slaad-Barr, Thu, May 28, 2009, 09:46 AM

Potato Slaad wrote:

WTF? Who is this pretender you speak of?

Potatoe Slaad? That's my Uncle, D__ Q_____. Don't use his TrueName or you might summon him; he's not very dangerous for a slaad, but he'll talk your ears off about some black annis named "Murphye Browne".

He's never been quite right in the head since about two decades ago. He was an everyday slaad till he ran into a nymph changing clothes in the woods. Unfortunately, he failed his Perception role -- it was really Green Goddess dressing. She smote him with an Ye Olde Clue Staff +5 for peeking at her. He failed his Save vs. Clue and was left Clue-less ever since (and with some weird OCD for -e suffixes).

Potato Slaad, Thu, May 28, 2009, 05:31 PM

Back to SLAAD CON - what kind of events should we have?

Cobb Slaad, Thu, May 28, 2009, 05:38 PM

Potato Slaad wrote:

Back to SLAAD CON - what kind of events should we have?

Maybe some seminars on how to keep from spoiling?

Potato Slaad, Thu, May 28, 2009, 05:55 PM

taig wrote:

Potato Slaad wrote:

Back to SLAAD CON - what kind of events should we have?

Maybe some seminars on how to keep from spoiling?

Hmmm...not a bad idea. Maybe a panel discussion.

Cobb Slaad, Thu, May 28, 2009, 05:58 PM

We could invite Leif Green.

Tossed Slaad, Fri, May 29, 2009, 06:14 AM

I think we should remind people of the importance of washing their store-bought produce.

Slaad-Barr, Fri, May 29, 2009, 09:27 AM

Tossed Slaad wrote:

I think we should remind people of the importance of washing their store-bought produce.

<- puts Tossed Slaad into the Slaad-Spinner and spins him till he's dry.

Taco Slaad, Fri, May 29, 2009, 04:11 PM

Cobb Slaad wrote:

Potato Slaad wrote:

Cobb Slaad wrote:

Potato Slaad wrote:

Cobb Slaad wrote:

If it's left on ice, it'll keep.

Maybe we should get T-shirts made up with that logo.

Let's ask Hugo to design one.

We'll have to pay him with food. I don't have any money.

We'll give him the Taco Slaad. I think he'll like that.

Hay! That's not nice! Maybe he like Cobb Slaad instead.

Fruit Slaad, Fri, May 29, 2009, 04:34 PM

Hello, fellow slaadi. What's up?

Fruit Slaad, Fri, May 29, 2009, 04:42 PM

Chef's Slaad wrote:

Tossed Slaad wrote:

I'll be sure to get all dressed up for the occasion. I was thinking of wearing a vinaigrette - what do you think?

Classy.

I think I'll throw on some strategically placed tomatoes and maybe a couple of tuna flakes.

Ew, tuna flakes? I'd rather have some of that trippy poppyseed.
(Goes into a corner with a syringe)

Fruit Slaad, Fri, May 29, 2009, 04:43 PM

Cobb Slaad wrote:

Potato Slaad wrote:

Cobb Slaad wrote:

If it's left on ice, it'll keep.

Maybe we should get T-shirts made up with that logo.

Let's ask Hugo to design one.

While we're at it, why don't we ask him to make some better slaad avatars?

Tossed Slaad, Fri, May 29, 2009, 05:04 PM

Slaad-Barr wrote:

Tossed Slaad wrote:

I think we should remind people of the importance of washing their store-bought produce.

<- puts Tossed Slaad into the Slaad-Spinner and spins him till he's dry.

Thank you. Refreshing.

Cobb Slaad, Fri, May 29, 2009, 06:46 PM

Fruit Slaad wrote:

Cobb Slaad wrote:

Potato Slaad wrote:

Cobb Slaad wrote:

If it's left on ice, it'll keep.

Maybe we should get T-shirts made up with that logo.

Let's ask Hugo to design one.

While we're at it, why don't we ask him to make some better slaad avatars?

I don't think we'll have enough Taco Slaad to give him.

Fruit Slaad, Fri, May 29, 2009, 06:50 PM

Cobb Slaad wrote:

Fruit Slaad wrote:

Cobb Slaad wrote:

Potato Slaad wrote:

Cobb Slaad wrote:

If it's left on ice, it'll keep.

Maybe we should get T-shirts made up with that logo.

Let's ask Hugo to design one.

While we're at it, why don't we ask him to make some better slaad avatars?

I don't think we'll have enough Taco Slaad to give him.

I doubt anyone associated with the gaming industry would want something as healthy and fruity as me, but I'll volunteer anyone else he wants to eat.
Edit: I know! We can give him a whole slaad-bar; no more having to go to the Maelstrom for drinks :)

Bleu Cheese Slaad, Sat, May 30, 2009, 10:25 AM

What are we drinking at SlaadCon?

Cobb Slaad, Sat, May 30, 2009, 02:27 PM

Slurm?

Snickers Slaad, Sat, May 30, 2009, 03:18 PM

I am here for dessert.

Caesar Slaad, Sat, May 30, 2009, 06:01 PM

Snickers Slaad wrote:

I am here for dessert.

Fruit slaad is barely a slaad.

Snicker? Not a slaad.

Cobb Slaad, Sat, May 30, 2009, 06:06 PM

Caesar Slaad wrote:

Snickers Slaad wrote:

I am here for dessert.

Fruit slaad is barely a slaad.

Snicker? Not a slaad.

It's a snicker snack. Which makes it the most dangerous slaad of all--one with a vorpal blade.

Fruit Slaad, Sun, May 31, 2009, 11:31 AM

Caesar Slaad wrote:

Snickers Slaad wrote:

I am here for dessert.

Fruit slaad is barely a slaad.

Snicker? Not a slaad.

Caesar slaad? That's not really a slaad... it's a 2500-year-old guy wearing a dress. Let's not question the slaadiness of other slaads, since you're not one to talk.

Potato Slaad, Mon, Jun 1, 2009, 03:35 AM

Had a busy weekend - 2 picnics and a family reunion.

Tossed Slaad, Mon, Jun 1, 2009, 10:02 AM

Fruit Slaad wrote:

Caesar Slaad wrote:

Snickers Slaad wrote:

I am here for dessert.

Fruit slaad is barely a slaad.

Snicker? Not a slaad.

Caesar slaad? That's not really a slaad... it's a 2500-year-old guy wearing a dress. Let's not question the slaadiness of other slaads, since you're not one to talk.

Neither are you... You don't even contain any leafy greens.

Fruit Slaad, Mon, Jun 1, 2009, 10:18 AM

Tossed Slaad wrote:

Fruit Slaad wrote:

Caesar Slaad wrote:

Snickers Slaad wrote:

I am here for dessert.

Fruit slaad is barely a slaad.

Snicker? Not a slaad.

Caesar slaad? That's not really a slaad... it's a 2500-year-old guy wearing a dress. Let's not question the slaadiness of other slaads, since you're not one to talk.

Neither are you... You don't even contain any leafy greens.

At least I don't get wilted.

Potato Slaad, Mon, Jun 1, 2009, 10:24 AM

Hey now! I know we're chaotic and all, but do we really need to be fighting amongst ourselves? There's a whole world of non-slaads out there, ripe for the plunder!

Slaads of the world untie!! Wait, that's not right.....

Caesar Slaad, Mon, Jun 1, 2009, 10:46 AM

Enough niceties. Slaadtown's been a breeding ground for bacteria for too long. I say it's time to put someone in the spinner. That's right. Time for a turf war.