In honor of that great Paizonian Chef's Slaad, and inspired by Caesar Slaad, I bring you the place for all things Slaad!!!

How do you do? I'm Cobb Slaad. Pleased to meet ya.

This is a pretty cool thread.

I'm the original Chef's Slaad, the king of Slaads and Slaad dressings.

This is great. I love this thread.

In honor of that great Paizonian Chef's Slaad, and inspired by Caesar Slaad, I bring you the place for all things Slaad!!!

Dan Quayle?

Potatoe Slaad wrote:

In honor of that great Paizonian Chef's Slaad, and inspired by Caesar Slaad, I bring you the place for all things Slaad!!!

Dan Quayle?

By my reckoning, Dan Quayle is a gith of some sort.

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Sayyyy! What kind of dressing is that?

Tossed Slaad wrote:

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Sayyyy! What kind of dressing is that?

Ranch. I'm not a very healthy slaad.

I'm the healthiest slaad here.

I'm never going offline again.

I'm the healthiest slaad here.

My Wikipedia entry shows that I'm pretty dang unhealthy.

I'm the healthiest slaad here.

Hey, baby. If I told you that dressing made you look fattening, would you take it off?

OUCH!

Somebody tossed me.

Green Slaad wrote:

I'm the healthiest slaad here.

Hey, baby. If I told you that dressing made you look fattening, would you take it off?

Fresh! *smacks Caesar Salad*

Huzzah!! More Slaad's! Today the messageboards, tomorrow the world!!

Huzzah!! More Slaad's! Today the messageboards, tomorrow the world!!

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It's OK, Da..., I mean Potato.

Hi guys, I would have come here sooner, but I was a little ... nervous.

Hi guys, I would have come here sooner, but I was a little ... nervous.

Dang it! Well I guess that finally answers that particular question ...

Buenos nachos! Is this where the slaads are gathering?

Hey look, we've got us a buffet now.

Hi guys, I would have come here sooner, but I was a little ... nervous.

Worried that Col. Sanders would show up?

Chicken Slaad wrote:

Hi guys, I would have come here sooner, but I was a little ... nervous.

Worried that Col. Sanders would show up?

Only because he's in league with Dan Quayle.

Howdy all! I'd've been here sooner, but I've got a bit of hangover this morning.

And hey, don't pick on my uncle, Da-, er, Potatoe Slaad. He has enough troubles lately from my mom, Rosanne. (Sheesh, a few seasons playing a sitcom mom and she thinks she knows everything!)

This is the best thread ever.

Have a good Memorial Day Weekend everyone. I expect to be plenty busy - lots of picnics to attend.

Have a good Memorial Day Weekend everyone. I expect to be plenty busy - lots of picnics to attend.

Watch out for ants!

Watch out for ants!

You said it... they're mighty tasty. nomnomnom

Ah picnics! My favorite thing of all!

Have a good Memorial Day Weekend everyone. I expect to be plenty busy - lots of picnics to attend.

Just be sure there are no left-overs! ;)

Chicken Slaad wrote:

Hi guys, I would have come here sooner, but I was a little ... nervous.

Worried that Col. Sanders would show up?

The Colonel! Ackk!! *runs across the road*

Buenos nachos! Is this where the slaads are gathering?

Yep. This is the slaad bar.

Taco Slaad wrote:

Buenos nachos! Is this where the slaads are gathering?

Yep. This is the slaad bar.

*calls from the back of the bar*

HEY! Is this red wine vinaigrette the only thing to drink around here?

Caesar Slaad wrote:

Taco Slaad wrote:

Buenos nachos! Is this where the slaads are gathering?

Yep. This is the slaad bar.

*calls from the back of the bar*

HEY! Is this red wine vinaigrette the only thing to drink around here?

Don't mind the egghead guys. He's a bit off. Went bad and nobody noticed 'til it was too late.

I hate when that happens.

Don't mind the egghead guys. He's a bit off. Went bad and nobody noticed 'til it was too late.

*flicks bits of relish at Caesar*

Caesar Slaad wrote:

Don't mind the egghead guys. He's a bit off. Went bad and nobody noticed 'til it was too late.

*flicks bits of relish at Caesar*

Hey now! I know we're chaotic and everything, but can't we all just get along?

flicks some potato bits at Egg Slaad

Caesar Slaad wrote:

Don't mind the egghead guys. He's a bit off. Went bad and nobody noticed 'til it was too late.

*flicks bits of relish at Caesar*

Watchyerself, eggy. I've had guys refrigerated permanently for less.

You guys lack protean.

Well, I'm full of nuts and nuts have proteans right?

<shifty eyes>

what? what?

Egg Slaad wrote:

Caesar Slaad wrote:

Don't mind the egghead guys. He's a bit off. Went bad and nobody noticed 'til it was too late.

*flicks bits of relish at Caesar*

Hey now! I know we're chaotic and everything, but can't we all just get along?

flicks some potato bits at Egg Slaad

*Flicks lettuce at Potato Slaad* FOOD FIGHT!!!

Bleu Cheese Slaad wrote:

Chicken Slaad wrote:

Hi guys, I would have come here sooner, but I was a little ... nervous.

Worried that Col. Sanders would show up?

The Colonel! Ackk!! *runs across the road*

And I thought I was cheesy!

No one wanted me at their picnics. *sob*

No one wanted me at their picnics. *sob*

At least you're an entree. Half the time I'm just an appetizer that nobody cares about.

I enjoyed several picnics yesterday. Although, at one there was this bear that kept trying to make off with the basket. Weird.

I enjoyed several picnics yesterday. Although, at one there was this bear that kept trying to make off with the basket. Weird.

Was he smarter than the average bear, by any chance?

Ooo, I just got a magic missive from poor Uncle Potatoe Slaad:

"Juste gote backe frome a Summoninge. Roughede upe prettye
bade bye a groupe ofe adventurerse. Conjurere didn'te caree;
callede mee 'Faste Foode' and 'Takee Oute Slaaad To Goee.'"

Ooo, I just got a magic missive from poor Uncle Potatoe Slaad:

callede mee 'Faste Foode' and 'Takee Oute Slaaad To Goee.'"

Point me their way! I'm make sure they have egg on their face for making such insults!