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Potato Slaad, Fri, May 22, 2009, 05:10 AM

In honor of that great Paizonian Chef's Slaad, and inspired by Caesar Slaad, I bring you the place for all things Slaad!!!

Cobb Slaad, Fri, May 22, 2009, 06:11 AM

How do you do? I'm Cobb Slaad. Pleased to meet ya.

Chef's Slaad (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Chronicles Subscriber), Fri, May 22, 2009, 08:55 AM

This is a pretty cool thread.

I'm the original Chef's Slaad, the king of Slaads and Slaad dressings.

Bleu Cheese Slaad, Fri, May 22, 2009, 09:03 AM

This is great. I love this thread.

Bleu Cheese Slaad, Fri, May 22, 2009, 09:05 AM

Potatoe Slaad wrote:

In honor of that great Paizonian Chef's Slaad, and inspired by Caesar Slaad, I bring you the place for all things Slaad!!!

Dan Quayle?

Cobb Slaad, Fri, May 22, 2009, 09:40 AM

Bleu Cheese Slaad wrote:

Potatoe Slaad wrote:

In honor of that great Paizonian Chef's Slaad, and inspired by Caesar Slaad, I bring you the place for all things Slaad!!!

Dan Quayle?

By my reckoning, Dan Quayle is a gith of some sort.

Spoiler:

Bleu Cheese Slaad, Fri, May 22, 2009, 09:43 AM

Spoiler:

Cobb Slaad, Fri, May 22, 2009, 10:20 AM

Spoiler:

Tossed Slaad, Fri, May 22, 2009, 10:31 AM

Spoiler:

Cobb Slaad, Fri, May 22, 2009, 10:33 AM

Tossed Slaad wrote:

** spoiler omitted **

Sayyyy! What kind of dressing is that?

Tossed Slaad, Fri, May 22, 2009, 10:37 AM

Cobb Slaad wrote:

Tossed Slaad wrote:

** spoiler omitted **

Sayyyy! What kind of dressing is that?

Ranch. I'm not a very healthy slaad.

Green Slaad, Fri, May 22, 2009, 11:34 AM

I'm the healthiest slaad here.

Caesar Slaad, Fri, May 22, 2009, 11:41 AM

I'm never going offline again.

Cobb Slaad, Fri, May 22, 2009, 11:42 AM

Green Slaad wrote:

I'm the healthiest slaad here.

My Wikipedia entry shows that I'm pretty dang unhealthy.

Caesar Slaad, Fri, May 22, 2009, 11:46 AM

Green Slaad wrote:

I'm the healthiest slaad here.

Hey, baby. If I told you that dressing made you look fattening, would you take it off?

Tossed Slaad, Fri, May 22, 2009, 11:52 AM

OUCH!

Somebody tossed me.

Green Slaad, Fri, May 22, 2009, 02:51 PM

Caesar Slaad wrote:

Green Slaad wrote:

I'm the healthiest slaad here.

Hey, baby. If I told you that dressing made you look fattening, would you take it off?

Fresh! *smacks Caesar Salad*

Potato Slaad, Fri, May 22, 2009, 03:39 PM

Huzzah!! More Slaad's! Today the messageboards, tomorrow the world!!

Spoiler:

Cobb Slaad, Fri, May 22, 2009, 05:27 PM

Potato Slaad wrote:

Huzzah!! More Slaad's! Today the messageboards, tomorrow the world!!

** spoiler omitted **

It's OK, Da..., I mean Potato.

Chicken Slaad, Fri, May 22, 2009, 09:27 PM

Hi guys, I would have come here sooner, but I was a little ... nervous.

Egg Slaad, Fri, May 22, 2009, 09:33 PM

Chicken Slaad wrote:

Hi guys, I would have come here sooner, but I was a little ... nervous.

Dang it! Well I guess that finally answers that particular question ...

Taco Slaad, Sat, May 23, 2009, 03:59 AM

Buenos nachos! Is this where the slaads are gathering?

Bleu Cheese Slaad, Sat, May 23, 2009, 06:57 AM

Hey look, we've got us a buffet now.

Bleu Cheese Slaad, Sat, May 23, 2009, 06:58 AM

Chicken Slaad wrote:

Hi guys, I would have come here sooner, but I was a little ... nervous.

Worried that Col. Sanders would show up?

Cobb Slaad, Sat, May 23, 2009, 07:25 AM

Bleu Cheese Slaad wrote:

Chicken Slaad wrote:

Hi guys, I would have come here sooner, but I was a little ... nervous.

Worried that Col. Sanders would show up?

Only because he's in league with Dan Quayle.

Slaad-Barr, Sat, May 23, 2009, 08:02 AM

Howdy all! I'd've been here sooner, but I've got a bit of hangover this morning.

And hey, don't pick on my uncle, Da-, er, Potatoe Slaad. He has enough troubles lately from my mom, Rosanne. (Sheesh, a few seasons playing a sitcom mom and she thinks she knows everything!)

Tossed Slaad, Sat, May 23, 2009, 08:37 AM

This is the best thread ever.

Potato Slaad, Sat, May 23, 2009, 09:00 AM

Have a good Memorial Day Weekend everyone. I expect to be plenty busy - lots of picnics to attend.

Cobb Slaad, Sat, May 23, 2009, 10:08 AM

Potato Slaad wrote:

Have a good Memorial Day Weekend everyone. I expect to be plenty busy - lots of picnics to attend.

Watch out for ants!

Slaad-Barr, Sat, May 23, 2009, 12:13 PM

Cobb Slaad wrote:

Watch out for ants!

You said it... they're mighty tasty. nomnomnom

Taco Slaad, Sat, May 23, 2009, 12:40 PM

Ah picnics! My favorite thing of all!

Egg Slaad, Sat, May 23, 2009, 07:17 PM

Potato Slaad wrote:

Have a good Memorial Day Weekend everyone. I expect to be plenty busy - lots of picnics to attend.

Just be sure there are no left-overs! ;)

Chicken Slaad, Sat, May 23, 2009, 07:18 PM

Bleu Cheese Slaad wrote:

Chicken Slaad wrote:

Hi guys, I would have come here sooner, but I was a little ... nervous.

Worried that Col. Sanders would show up?

The Colonel! Ackk!! *runs across the road*

Caesar Slaad, Sat, May 23, 2009, 07:18 PM

Taco Slaad wrote:

Buenos nachos! Is this where the slaads are gathering?

Yep. This is the slaad bar.

Egg Slaad, Sat, May 23, 2009, 08:23 PM

Caesar Slaad wrote:

Taco Slaad wrote:

Buenos nachos! Is this where the slaads are gathering?

Yep. This is the slaad bar.

*calls from the back of the bar*

HEY! Is this red wine vinaigrette the only thing to drink around here?

Caesar Slaad, Sun, May 24, 2009, 06:51 AM

Egg Slaad wrote:

Caesar Slaad wrote:

Taco Slaad wrote:

Buenos nachos! Is this where the slaads are gathering?

Yep. This is the slaad bar.

*calls from the back of the bar*

HEY! Is this red wine vinaigrette the only thing to drink around here?

Don't mind the egghead guys. He's a bit off. Went bad and nobody noticed 'til it was too late.

Potato Slaad, Sun, May 24, 2009, 11:52 AM

I hate when that happens.

Egg Slaad, Sun, May 24, 2009, 05:10 PM

Caesar Slaad wrote:

Don't mind the egghead guys. He's a bit off. Went bad and nobody noticed 'til it was too late.

*flicks bits of relish at Caesar*

Potato Slaad, Mon, May 25, 2009, 05:39 AM

Egg Slaad wrote:

Caesar Slaad wrote:

Don't mind the egghead guys. He's a bit off. Went bad and nobody noticed 'til it was too late.

*flicks bits of relish at Caesar*

Hey now! I know we're chaotic and everything, but can't we all just get along?

flicks some potato bits at Egg Slaad

Caesar Slaad, Mon, May 25, 2009, 06:23 AM

Egg Slaad wrote:

Caesar Slaad wrote:

Don't mind the egghead guys. He's a bit off. Went bad and nobody noticed 'til it was too late.

*flicks bits of relish at Caesar*

Watchyerself, eggy. I've had guys refrigerated permanently for less.

KaeYoss (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Chronicles, Pathfinder Companion, Planet Stories Subscriber), Mon, May 25, 2009, 06:25 AM

You guys lack protean.

Chef's Slaad (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Chronicles Subscriber), Mon, May 25, 2009, 07:44 AM

Well, I'm full of nuts and nuts have proteans right?

<shifty eyes>

what? what?

Green Slaad, Mon, May 25, 2009, 07:50 AM

Potato Slaad wrote:

Egg Slaad wrote:

Caesar Slaad wrote:

Don't mind the egghead guys. He's a bit off. Went bad and nobody noticed 'til it was too late.

*flicks bits of relish at Caesar*

Hey now! I know we're chaotic and everything, but can't we all just get along?

flicks some potato bits at Egg Slaad

*Flicks lettuce at Potato Slaad* FOOD FIGHT!!!

Bleu Cheese Slaad, Mon, May 25, 2009, 08:12 AM

Chicken Slaad wrote:

Bleu Cheese Slaad wrote:

Chicken Slaad wrote:

Hi guys, I would have come here sooner, but I was a little ... nervous.

Worried that Col. Sanders would show up?

The Colonel! Ackk!! *runs across the road*

And I thought I was cheesy!

Cobb Slaad, Mon, May 25, 2009, 03:06 PM

No one wanted me at their picnics. *sob*

Tossed Slaad, Mon, May 25, 2009, 04:10 PM

Cobb Slaad wrote:

No one wanted me at their picnics. *sob*

At least you're an entree. Half the time I'm just an appetizer that nobody cares about.

Potato Slaad, Tue, May 26, 2009, 03:34 AM

I enjoyed several picnics yesterday. Although, at one there was this bear that kept trying to make off with the basket. Weird.

Tossed Slaad, Tue, May 26, 2009, 01:13 PM

Potato Slaad wrote:

I enjoyed several picnics yesterday. Although, at one there was this bear that kept trying to make off with the basket. Weird.

Was he smarter than the average bear, by any chance?

Slaad-Barr, Tue, May 26, 2009, 03:47 PM

Ooo, I just got a magic missive from poor Uncle Potatoe Slaad:

"Juste gote backe frome a Summoninge. Roughede upe prettye
bade bye a groupe ofe adventurerse. Conjurere didn'te caree;
callede mee 'Faste Foode' and 'Takee Oute Slaaad To Goee.'"

Egg Slaad, Tue, May 26, 2009, 04:12 PM

Slaad-Barr wrote:

Ooo, I just got a magic missive from poor Uncle Potatoe Slaad:
callede mee 'Faste Foode' and 'Takee Oute Slaaad To Goee.'"

Point me their way! I'm make sure they have egg on their face for making such insults!