Another filthy thread...

The filthier the better.

Now if your excuse me I have to go find the recipe for that wonderful marinade I licked off mr. craigs body. It took so long to get it out of certain areas, I had to practicly camp out and just keep licking and licking. I hope I didnt hurt the poor man the way he kept moaning and thrashing was funny.

Humps Daniel Craig's leg.

Go for it CF. What the heck if his other leg stays free much longer I may just join you. Hump contest anyone?

Ashaundra wrote:

NASCAR Jack wrote:

Babe, ya'll have no ideah.

Why don't we find out?

*wicked smile*

if jack dosent want to play with anyone else but you thats cool but how about some deatils and photoes please.

That can be arranged. ;)

lynora wrote:

Sounds like you've finished your chores. And now you can have your dessert. ;)

If you'll just step into my room here, we can get started with that ;)

{tries not to dance into room} Yes, Celestial Mistress.

Watches those two wander off into Lynora's room and close the door, then shakes his head while chuckling to himself.

"Yep - can't compete with that. But now that the kitchen's safe to enter...hmmm."

Wanders into kitchen to scrounge up some eats and take some more notes for the book project :)

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

lynora wrote:

Sounds like you've finished your chores. And now you can have your dessert. ;)

If you'll just step into my room here, we can get started with that ;)

{tries not to dance into room} Yes, Celestial Mistress.

Watches those two wander off into Lynora's room and close the door, then shakes his head while chuckling to himself.

"Yep - can't compete with that. But now that the kitchen's safe to enter...hmmm."

Wanders into kitchen to scrounge up some eats and take some more notes for the book project :)

Things are kindda relaxed now that craig is being taken care of my Lady Lynora. Mind some company dude?

"Ambrosia and I have been working on a more expansive version of the Kama Sutra. Luckily for us, we know a lot of people willing to submit data for our 'not-so-little-anymore' project," he says, rubbing his eyes. "But at least it helps to increase the readership base, so all's well."

"Ambrosia and I have been working on a more expansive version of the Kama Sutra. Luckily for us, we know a lot of people willing to submit data for our 'not-so-little-anymore' project," he says, rubbing his eyes. "But at least it helps to increase the readership base, so all's well."

Dude thats an awesome project.

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

"Ambrosia and I have been working on a more expansive version of the Kama Sutra. Luckily for us, we know a lot of people willing to submit data for our 'not-so-little-anymore' project," he says, rubbing his eyes. "But at least it helps to increase the readership base, so all's well."

Dude thats an awesome project.

(starts rubbing devlyn's tired shoulders)
I'm sure that you and ambrosia have put your all into this project.
Why dont you just lay back and relax for a bit.
So where is the lovely ambrosia?

"Huh? Nah, I'm fine. However, it looks like Courtfool got himself a cramp from whatever he did to ol'e Daniel. He's walking funny and whimpering - you might want to go check up on him."

"Ambrosia's in Lynora's room, getting her 'dessert' from the hostess. Something tells me that's going to be an interesting addition to the notes," he chuckles as he takes down some more notes.

Comes out of the room wearing a very skimpy robe and walks over to the refigerator.

"Silly me. I forgot the whipped cream." ;)

Heads back in, carrying an assortment of sundae toppings.

Comes out of the room wearing a very skimpy robe and walks over to the refigerator.

"Silly me. I forgot the whipped cream." ;)

Heads back in, carrying an assortment of sundae toppings.

[Blink, Blink]

"Shame on you, hun. Ambrosia may just have to paddle you for that," he says with a chuckle as she heads back in. ;D

lynora wrote:

Comes out of the room wearing a very skimpy robe and walks over to the refigerator.

"Silly me. I forgot the whipped cream." ;)

Heads back in, carrying an assortment of sundae toppings.

[Blink, Blink]

"Shame on you, hun. Ambrosia may just have to paddle you for that," he says with a chuckle as she heads back in. ;D

{eventually reappears with stupid grin and wobbly legs} Oh my!

Oh Dev, one of these days, we'll need to polymorph you into a girl for an evening. I'm sure being a boy is awesome most of the time, but there are few things you just need to try as a girl. :p

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

lynora wrote:

Comes out of the room wearing a very skimpy robe and walks over to the refigerator.

"Silly me. I forgot the whipped cream." ;)

Heads back in, carrying an assortment of sundae toppings.

[Blink, Blink]

"Shame on you, hun. Ambrosia may just have to paddle you for that," he says with a chuckle as she heads back in. ;D

{eventually reappears with stupid grin and wobbly legs} Oh my!

Oh Dev, one of these days, we'll need to polymorph you into a girl for an evening. I'm sure being a boy is awesome most of the time, but there are few things you just need to try as a girl. :p

[Blink, Blink]

Quickly snaps out of the shock and pulls her over to his chair before she keels over.

"Oh my indeed, sweets. Hmmm....and just what exactly is that wicked mind of yours thinking of now?" ;D

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

{eventually reappears with stupid grin and wobbly legs} Oh my!

Oh Dev, one of these days, we'll need to polymorph you into a girl for an evening. I'm sure being a boy is awesome most of the time, but there are few things you just need to try as a girl. :p

[Blink, Blink]

Quickly snaps out of the shock and pulls her over to his chair before she keels over.

"Oh my indeed, sweets. Hmmm....and just what exactly is that wicked mind of yours thinking of now?" ;D

Oh, you'll just have to find out. Between the Good Lady Solnes, the Heavenly Lynora, and I, I'm sure you could learn and experience all sorts of wondrous things. There is a danger though, that afterward you might not want to change back. ;)

No pressure though. You're quite wondrous as a boy.

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

lynora wrote:

Comes out of the room wearing a very skimpy robe and walks over to the refigerator.

"Silly me. I forgot the whipped cream." ;)

Heads back in, carrying an assortment of sundae toppings.

[Blink, Blink]

"Shame on you, hun. Ambrosia may just have to paddle you for that," he says with a chuckle as she heads back in. ;D

{eventually reappears with stupid grin and wobbly legs} Oh my!

Oh Dev, one of these days, we'll need to polymorph you into a girl for an evening. I'm sure being a boy is awesome most of the time, but there are few things you just need to try as a girl. :p

[Blink, Blink]

Quickly snaps out of the shock and pulls her over to his chair before she keels over.

"Oh my indeed, sweets. Hmmm....and just what exactly is that wicked mind of yours thinking of now?" ;D

Don't do dev. Dont give in.

[Blink, Blink]
wait a second, if you do go female then maybe.. well ya know if you do change into a woman then you might as well try a guy then.
Hey I'll be the guy that will help with that experiment. It's not strange then cause you'll be a woman.
If you wont play with me as a guy then I'll wait till you change into a woman.
If that dosnt appeal to you either then I'll leave you be (I'm no stalker after all) and go find the very hunky, tied down mr craig and expand his..horizons yea thats the word his ...horizons.

I suppose I should find all of this a bit weird, except for the fact that my sweety already did something like this to one of my PCs in a campaign she ran...strange days indeed ;)

Devlyn's able to change into just about anything, isn't he? Does this mean Steven will be getting some... tiger?

(>.>)
(<.<)

Yeah... tiger.

Devlyn's able to change into just about anything, isn't he?

Devlyn's no Triple Changer, no :P

Dragonborn Jack wrote:

Devlyn's able to change into just about anything, isn't he?

Devlyn's no Triple Changer, no :P

Whatever you say, Jill o' Nine Dales. :P

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

Dragonborn Jack wrote:

Devlyn's able to change into just about anything, isn't he?

Devlyn's no Triple Changer, no :P

Whatever you say, Jill o' Nine Dales. :P

Nice... :D

Dragonborn Jack wrote:

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

Dragonborn Jack wrote:

Devlyn's able to change into just about anything, isn't he?

Devlyn's no Triple Changer, no :P

Whatever you say, Jill o' Nine Dales. :P

Nice... :D

Looks like you got a new alias to create, for those later chapter you'll be writing with Ambrosia.

Looks like you got a new alias to create, for those later chapter you'll be writing with Ambrosia.

Trying to find a suitably nice one that hasn't been used a lot already is going to be a chore, methinks....hmmm.

Okay, I think I found one that works. I'm not 100% sold on the slight name tweak, but we'll see.

I'll just put this to the side until the ladies log back in.... :)

This thread is slowing down. The women need a real man, so step aside boys!

This thread is slowing down. The women need a real man, so step aside boys!

Ooh! I'm first in line!

"Awwww - they're made for each other. It's destiny!!" :)

"Or maybe density. Eh...details.... ;P"

Big Jim Slade wrote:

This thread is slowing down. The women need a real man, so step aside boys!

Ooh! I'm first in line!

Prepare to have your wrinkles smoothed out by my exertions! Next up will be June Cleaver. (I plan to go on an "as needs" triage-basis.)

Gentlemen, do any of you know how to re-plaster walls? This place is going to need it.

Sound of uplifting music and Russion choir singing.

Miserable Old Bitty wrote:

Big Jim Slade wrote:

This thread is slowing down. The women need a real man, so step aside boys!

Ooh! I'm first in line!

Prepare to have your wrinkles smoothed out by my exertions! Next up will be June Cleaver. (I plan to go on an "as needs" triage-basis.)

Gentlemen, do any of you know how to re-plaster walls? This place is going to need it.

Sound of uplifting music and Russion choir singing.

I don't think that's a good idea.

My little incontinence problem has been acting up at the most inopportune times.

I don't think that's a good idea.

My little incontinence problem has been acting up at the most inopportune times.

"Shields up...." ;D

I don't think that's a good idea.

My little incontinence problem has been acting up at the most inopportune times.

Well you know what they say: "Always plan alternate routes."

But seriously, even for you that was sick.
But I laughed nontheless.

But seriously, even for you that was sick.
But I laughed nontheless.

Would you expect any less from me?

I just recruited a spokesmodel. This is a sample of her work.

NSFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean it!

I just recruited a spokesmodel. This is a sample of her work.

NSFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean it!

I very much approve. :)

I remember her. Nice lady. She wasn't wearing fur or anything else the last time I saw her.

Bunny the Intern wrote:

I just recruited a spokesmodel. This is a sample of her work.

NSFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean it!

I very much approve. :)

Ahm glad you do suger britches! Now let's git kinkay!!

lynora wrote:

Bunny the Intern wrote:

I just recruited a spokesmodel. This is a sample of her work.

NSFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean it!

I very much approve. :)

Ahm glad you do suger britches! Now let's git kinkay!!

Eeeeeeeeeeew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GET AWAY! GET AWAY!

lynora wrote:

Bunny the Intern wrote:

I just recruited a spokesmodel. This is a sample of her work.

NSFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean it!

I very much approve. :)

Ahm glad you do suger britches! Now let's git kinkay!!

FILTHY!

lynora wrote:

Bunny the Intern wrote:

I just recruited a spokesmodel. This is a sample of her work.

NSFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean it!

I very much approve. :)

Ahm glad you do suger britches! Now let's git kinkay!!

Good thing I brought my goggles.

Granny wrote:

lynora wrote:

Bunny the Intern wrote:

I just recruited a spokesmodel. This is a sample of her work.

NSFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean it!

I very much approve. :)

Ahm glad you do suger britches! Now let's git kinkay!!

Good thing I brought my goggles.

Yuck! She's a hideous undead creature!

Big Jim Slade wrote:

Granny wrote:

lynora wrote:

Bunny the Intern wrote:

I just recruited a spokesmodel. This is a sample of her work.

NSFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean it!

I very much approve. :)

Ahm glad you do suger britches! Now let's git kinkay!!

Good thing I brought my goggles.

Yuck! She's a hideous undead creature!

Pulls out employment contract.

Hmm, no exclusions. I guess that's why I have Protection from Energy Drain as well as Instantaneous Cure Disease permanently in effect.

And I have a bright red speedo. But not for long.

lynora wrote:

Big Jim Slade wrote:

Granny wrote:

lynora wrote:

Bunny the Intern wrote:

I just recruited a spokesmodel. This is a sample of her work.

NSFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean it!

I very much approve. :)

Ahm glad you do suger britches! Now let's git kinkay!!

Good thing I brought my goggles.

Yuck! She's a hideous undead creature!

Pulls out employment contract.

Hmm, no exclusions. I guess that's why I have Protection from Energy Drain as well as Instantaneous Cure Disease permanently in effect.

And I have a bright red speedo. But not for long.

(shudder)

I'm just gonna......go......somewhere.....far from here right now.

Big Jim Slade wrote:

Granny wrote:

lynora wrote:

Bunny the Intern wrote:

I just recruited a spokesmodel. This is a sample of her work.

NSFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean it!

I very much approve. :)

Ahm glad you do suger britches! Now let's git kinkay!!

Good thing I brought my goggles.

Yuck! She's a hideous undead creature!

Now thet's not whut you said, the other night when you was passed out from gettin' liquored, you even muttered sum sweet stuffs in muh ear.... it had fallen in yer mouth, so you couldn't help it.

"That is more than enough from you crone, now leave or die!.... uhm... again?"

*Spits fire in the face of Granny, then leaps behind her and pushes her out of a nearby window*

"Uhg.... how did that... thing... get in here? I'm sorry M'dear for not being here sooner to protect you. So who's the Jack wannabe in the red thong?"

"That is more than enough from you crone, now leave or die!.... uhm... again?"

*Spits fire in the face of Granny, then leaps behind her and pushes her out of a nearby window*

"Uhg.... how did that... thing... get in here? I'm sorry M'dear for not being here sooner to protect you. So who's the Jack wannabe in the red thong?"

Ummm, I'm not sure he's ready for the Jacks yet. Poor boy has absolutely no discretion. :/

Jumping Jack wrote:

"That is more than enough from you crone, now leave or die!.... uhm... again?"

*Spits fire in the face of Granny, then leaps behind her and pushes her out of a nearby window*

"Uhg.... how did that... thing... get in here? I'm sorry M'dear for not being here sooner to protect you. So who's the Jack wannabe in the red thong?"

Ummm, I'm not sure he's ready for the Jacks yet. Poor boy has absolutely no discretion. :/

"And what, pray tell, is this.... DE-Scresh-on you speak of? Is it anything like an ere..." ;P

"That is more than enough from you crone, now leave or die!.... uhm... again?"

*Spits fire in the face of Granny, then leaps behind her and pushes her out of a nearby window*

"Uhg.... how did that... thing... get in here? I'm sorry M'dear for not being here sooner to protect you. So who's the Jack wannabe in the red thong?"

Didn't your daddy teach you how to treat a woman? Big Jim stops for a moment to consider the chance that he might be Jack's daddy. It is often the case.

Here watch and learn.

Now then, Biddy, if you have not had your hips replaced by now you will soon need to!

.......................... Like I said. No discretion.

.......................... Like I said. No discretion.

But oh well what can you do with'em except teach them.

Hey Jim why do they call you "Big" jim? c'mon buddy show and tell time!

lynora wrote:

.......................... Like I said. No discretion.

But oh well what can you do with'em except teach them.

Hey Jim why do they call you "Big" jim? c'mon buddy show and tell time!

Okay, but you will have to back up a few steps.

Squashing sound

Oops! Sorry about the poodle. Is he okay?

Hard to breathe, laughing too hard 8D

Steven Tindall wrote:

But oh well what can you do with'em except teach them.

Hey Jim why do they call you "Big" jim? c'mon buddy show and tell time!

Okay, but you will have to back up a few steps.

Squashing sound

Oops! Sorry about the poodle. Is he okay?