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lynora, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 12:54 PM

MoorLackey wrote:

What would you call a cross between a drow and a poodle? A Poow? A Droodle?

Disturbing? o.O

MoorLackey, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 12:55 PM

But...the poodles...there so nice to me.

CourtFool, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 01:01 PM

MoorLackey wrote:

What would you call a cross between a drow and a poodle? A Poow? A Droodle?

Just poodle.

MoorLackey, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 01:05 PM

CourtFool wrote:

MoorLackey wrote:

What would you call a cross between a drow and a poodle? A Poow? A Droodle?

Just poodle.

Oooh, it looks evil... and sexy.

Moorlucky, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 01:30 PM

MoorLackey wrote:

What would you call a cross between a drow and a poodle? A Poow? A Droodle?

Poow works for me.

flash_xxxx, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 01:31 PM

Sexy post

Ambrosia Slaad, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 01:38 PM

MoorLackey wrote:

What would you call a cross between a drow and a poodle? A Poow? A Droodle?

A Prider? Hmmm, drow + poodle + tauric template...

flash_xxxx, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 01:39 PM

Postoperative.

Clinically Depressed Poodle, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 01:40 PM

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

MoorLackey wrote:

What would you call a cross between a drow and a poodle? A Poow? A Droodle?

A Prider? Hmmm, drow + poodle + tauric template...

Well, now you're just trying to give me nightmares....

pops some more meds

lynora, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 01:42 PM

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

MoorLackey wrote:

What would you call a cross between a drow and a poodle? A Poow? A Droodle?

A Prider? Hmmm, drow + poodle + tauric template...

Well, now you're just trying to give me nightmares....

pops some more meds

Me too....

*goes looking for brain bleach*

MoorLackey, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 01:43 PM

Post post

Fake Healer, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 01:57 PM

lynora wrote:

Priestess of Moorluck wrote:

Then we will all head over to the Temple of Moorluck.

Ooh, a traveling orgy! Sounds fun. :)

What?!? Orgy?!?!
*Casts his Quickened, enlarged, maximized Remove Every Stitch of Clothing Spell.*
Hello ladies, who needs a foot rubbed.......or something else?
And remember! Eatin' ain't Cheatin'!
****Not safe for work....or near impressionable children's minds, of course this IS supposed to be naughty-time!****

flash_xxxx, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 01:59 PM

This place gets better all the time.

The Tick, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 02:02 PM

lynora wrote:

There needs to be more naughtiness in this temple. ;)

I have an inflatable Daniel Craig "real life-size" doll here for a...Lynora and Solnes. It was mistakenly sent here.

Yknaps the Lesserprechaun, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 02:04 PM

Spoon!

Fake Healer, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 02:08 PM

The Tick wrote:

lynora wrote:

There needs to be more naughtiness in this temple. ;)

I have an inflatable Daniel Craig "real life-size" doll here for a...Lynora and Solnes. It was mistakenly sent here.

Anyone else not buying that story......

lynora, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 02:13 PM

The Tick wrote:

lynora wrote:

There needs to be more naughtiness in this temple. ;)

I have an inflatable Daniel Craig "real life-size" doll here for a...Lynora and Solnes. It was mistakenly sent here.

Well, we've got the real one locked up in an undisclosed location, but this will do for when we don't have the time I suppose ;)

celestial nymph, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 02:14 PM

Fake Healer wrote:

lynora wrote:

Priestess of Moorluck wrote:

Then we will all head over to the Temple of Moorluck.

Ooh, a traveling orgy! Sounds fun. :)

What?!? Orgy?!?!
*Casts his Quickened, enlarged, maximized Remove Every Stitch of Clothing Spell.*
Hello ladies, who needs a foot rubbed.......or something else?
And remember! Eatin' ain't Cheatin'!
****Not safe for work....or near impressionable children's minds, of course this IS supposed to be naughty-time!****

Three identical triplet nymphs giggle.

We'd like...something rubbed ;)

taig (Paizo Superscriber), Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 03:43 PM

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

MoorLackey wrote:

What would you call a cross between a drow and a poodle? A Poow? A Droodle?

A Prider? Hmmm, drow + poodle + tauric template...

I think you call an exterminator...

Jumping Jack, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 03:51 PM

celestial nymph wrote:

Fake Healer wrote:

lynora wrote:

Priestess of Moorluck wrote:

Then we will all head over to the Temple of Moorluck.

Ooh, a traveling orgy! Sounds fun. :)

What?!? Orgy?!?!
*Casts his Quickened, enlarged, maximized Remove Every Stitch of Clothing Spell.*
Hello ladies, who needs a foot rubbed.......or something else?
And remember! Eatin' ain't Cheatin'!
****Not safe for work....or near impressionable children's minds, of course this IS supposed to be naughty-time!****

Three identical triplet nymphs giggle.

We'd like...something rubbed ;)

"And I have a couple of hands free, what a coincidence"

Ambrosia Slaad, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 03:53 PM

taig wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

MoorLackey wrote:

What would you call a cross between a drow and a poodle? A Poow? A Droodle?

A Prider? Hmmm, drow + poodle + tauric template...

I think you call an exterminator...

I'm tempted to call the next NaNoWriMo chapter "Ph33r and Llothing" and make it about an angsty Prider.

Moorluck (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 04:02 PM

MoorLackey wrote:

What would you call a cross between a drow and a poodle? A Poow? A Droodle?

A Kobolds prom date? ;)

Divad Frier, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 04:14 PM

Moorluck wrote:

MoorLackey wrote:

What would you call a cross between a drow and a poodle? A Poow? A Droodle?

A Kobolds prom date? ;)

Is that an insult to prom dates?

lynora, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 05:10 PM

Moorluck wrote:

MoorLackey wrote:

What would you call a cross between a drow and a poodle? A Poow? A Droodle?

A Kobolds prom date? ;)

You know, that totally explains some thing... ;)

June Cleaver, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 06:01 PM

Moorluck wrote:

MoorLackey wrote:

What would you call a cross between a drow and a poodle? A Poow? A Droodle?

A Kobolds prom date? ;)

Well, I know I was little Kobold Cleaver's date. I think it's sweet that he would bring his mom. He waited until the last minute to ask me though.

We made all those other girls at the prom jealous with our bumping and grinding.

Studpuffin, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 06:03 PM

MoorLackey wrote:

What would you call a cross between a drow and a poodle? A Poow? A Droodle?

Scooter

Princess of Puke, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 06:04 PM

June Cleaver wrote:

Well, I know I was little Kobold Cleaver's date. I think it's sweet that he would bring his mom. He waited until the last minute to ask me though.

We made all those other girls at the prom jealous with our bumping and grinding.

BLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFFF!!!

Infernal Healer, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 06:07 PM

MoorLackey wrote:

What would you call a cross between a drow and a poodle? A Poow? A Droodle?

Heathansson.

Studpuffin, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 06:10 PM

MoorLackey wrote:

What would you call a cross between a drow and a poodle? A Poow? A Droodle?

CourtLuck
MoorFool

Seriously though, you've got the Kobold equivalent of a Barghest there!

Ambrosia Slaad, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 06:51 PM

June Cleaver wrote:

Well, I know I was little Kobold Cleaver's date. I think it's sweet that he would bring his mom. He waited until the last minute to ask me though.

We made all those other girls at the prom jealous with our bumping and grinding.

Congrats! I'm recovering from choking on tea thanks to that.

Solnes, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 07:02 PM

I think it is about time I made an appearance here. :)

Celestial Healer, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 07:03 PM

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

June Cleaver wrote:

Well, I know I was little Kobold Cleaver's date. I think it's sweet that he would bring his mom. He waited until the last minute to ask me though.

We made all those other girls at the prom jealous with our bumping and grinding.

Congrats! I'm recovering from choking on tea thanks to that.

Glad to oblige.

Bishop of Barf, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 07:28 PM

Princess of Puke wrote:

June Cleaver wrote:

Well, I know I was little Kobold Cleaver's date. I think it's sweet that he would bring his mom. He waited until the last minute to ask me though.

We made all those other girls at the prom jealous with our bumping and grinding.

BLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFFF!!!

That's a lovely sto

HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!

Mona & Cosmo's Mama, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 08:09 PM

Has anybody seen my boys?

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 03:17 AM

Studpuffin wrote:

MoorLackey wrote:

What would you call a cross between a drow and a poodle? A Poow? A Droodle?

Scooter

Like the dude from the muppets. Hmmm, after all these years...I used to wonder what he was.

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 06:08 AM

Too. Much. Shadow Jumping. Can't catch up on all the new threads created...

Stops for a moment to look around.

"Oh my stars...." ;)

Steven Tindall, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 06:22 AM

lynora wrote:

The Tick wrote:

lynora wrote:

There needs to be more naughtiness in this temple. ;)

I have an inflatable Daniel Craig "real life-size" doll here for a...Lynora and Solnes. It was mistakenly sent here.

Well, we've got the real one locked up in an undisclosed location, but this will do for when we don't have the time I suppose ;)

I was wondering where he had disappered to.
I would like to offer my service to help watch over the very handsome and virule mr. craig.
I understand that as a lady with her own temple you must be very pressed for time so anything I can do to help in his care I would be delighted to do. I already have an excersie prgram lined up for him to keep him in top shape.

lynora, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 06:40 AM

Steven Tindall wrote:

lynora wrote:

The Tick wrote:

lynora wrote:

There needs to be more naughtiness in this temple. ;)

I have an inflatable Daniel Craig "real life-size" doll here for a...Lynora and Solnes. It was mistakenly sent here.

Well, we've got the real one locked up in an undisclosed location, but this will do for when we don't have the time I suppose ;)

I was wondering where he had disappered to.
I would like to offer my service to help watch over the very handsome and virule mr. craig.
I understand that as a lady with her own temple you must be very pressed for time so anything I can do to help in his care I would be delighted to do. I already have an excersie prgram lined up for him to keep him in top shape.

Ooh, that sounds delightful! You're hired. Here you go, sweetie, this piece of paper has the directions you need to find him. Oops, almost forgot.
*takes out a hypodermic and injects something into Steven*
No worries, dear. It's just a microchip. In case you get any ideas about absconding with the prisoner. It's standard procedure around here. :)

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 06:53 AM

Wait a minute - now you're Lo-Jacking people? I'm so confused... O.o

Poodle of the Shadows, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 06:54 AM

Djuhah the Djinn wrote:

High Priestess of Calistria wrote:

You can start by making the poodle disappear.

As you wish

*teleports poodle away*

I cannot promise he will not return. They are very sneaky creatures. But he is gone for now, my dear.

*sneaks into thread*

flash_xxxx, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 06:54 AM

Welcome to the club! I think confusion is part of the whole game.

flash_mcdxcii, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 06:56 AM

flash_xxxx wrote:

Welcome to the club! I think confusion is part of the whole game.

Wait, who are you?

Now I'm confused, too.

Slip and Slaad, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 06:58 AM

I see Spike has a new place to play. How are you Lyn?

Dragonborn Jack, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 07:00 AM

There's no need to fear, Dragonborn Jack is here!

*sees Prider*
Now that's just wrong!
*breathes fire on the Prider*

lynora, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 07:06 AM

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

Wait a minute - now you're Lo-Jacking people? I'm so confused... O.o

Only the ones who have direct access to our special guest ;)

lynora, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 07:08 AM

Slip and Slaad wrote:

I see Spike has a new place to play. How are you Lyn?

Yes, Spike is having so much fun terrorizing...is that the mailman? Ouch. That's gonna leave a mark.

Anyways, I'm feeling a little silly. It's day two of no diet coke. The silliness keeps me from going totally over the edge. hopefully I'll actually catch up on my posting today.

flash_xxxx, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 07:09 AM

flash_mcdxcii wrote:

flash_xxxx wrote:

Welcome to the club! I think confusion is part of the whole game.

Wait, who are you?

Now I'm confused, too.

I'm the sexy one....

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 07:10 AM

lynora wrote:

Anyways, I'm feeling a little silly. It's day two of no diet coke. The silliness keeps me from going totally over the edge. hopefully I'll actually catch up on my posting today.

I was kind of like that when I quit smoking, except replace "silly" with "extremely cranky".

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 07:13 AM

lynora wrote:

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

Wait a minute - now you're Lo-Jacking people? I'm so confused... O.o

Only the ones who have direct access to our special guest ;)

"Ahh - gotcha... ;)

lynora, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 07:20 AM

Aberzombie wrote:

lynora wrote:

Anyways, I'm feeling a little silly. It's day two of no diet coke. The silliness keeps me from going totally over the edge. hopefully I'll actually catch up on my posting today.

I was kind of like that when I quit smoking, except replace "silly" with "extremely cranky".

Well, there's that too. The silly is how I'm keeping the extremely cranky at bay. Since otherwise I'm at the point where I would gladly maim someone for a diet coke :/