lynora wrote:

Erusin wrote:

What does the Lameness Sensor say, sir?

That you don't belong in here?

O.o OMG that was hard and uncensored!!!! Way to go lynora :ROFL:

Only uncensored because censorship is disallowed here.

Here is the penne recipe lyn. I hope Dan enjoys it.

Then we will all head over to the Temple of Moorluck.

Where we can be loved upon by Moorluck himself! Solnes says such wonderful things about him. :P

Hugo Solis wrote:

lynora wrote:

Erusin wrote:

What does the Lameness Sensor say, sir?

That you don't belong in here?

O.o OMG that was hard and uncensored!!!! Way to go lynora :ROFL:

Only uncensored because censorship is disallowed here.

Sweetie, are you disturbing this cult's thread? It's about time you cleaned up your room and then took a bath in some sulfuric acid.

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Hugo Solis wrote:

lynora wrote:

Erusin wrote:

What does the Lameness Sensor say, sir?

That you don't belong in here?

O.o OMG that was hard and uncensored!!!! Way to go lynora :ROFL:

Only uncensored because censorship is disallowed here.

Sweetie, are you disturbing this cult's thread? It's about time you cleaned up your room and then took a bath in some sulfuric acid.

+1.

Trick or treat! Oh, is nobody home? Okay, that's fine. EGG THE HOUSE! *Throws chicken eggs at building and various followers*

Trick or treat! Oh, is nobody home? Okay, that's fine. EGG THE HOUSE! *Throws chicken eggs at building and various followers*

MEEP!

*Joyfully unleashes all five breath weapons against the intruder and gives chase all five heads trying to bite at once*

Oops, sorry about that. He slipped the leash. Spike! No! No eating the trick or treaters! Not even if they do throw eggs.

Thanks for the recipe, David. Sound yummy.

Someone is jealous...

I'm not. Can I join Lynora? I'm not Kobold Cleaver and I promise to light up anyone's sex life. Ladies only.

Where are we going?

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Someone is jealous...

I'm not. Can I join Lynora? I'm not Kobold Cleaver and I promise to light up anyone's sex life. Ladies only.

Of course. You're always welcome here. :)

Nice Place

Nice Place

Thanks :)

Drop by anytime. I'm sure we can find someone to amuse you. ;)

High Priestess of Calistria wrote:

Nice Place

Thanks :)

Drop by anytime. I'm sure we can find someone to amuse you. ;)

Oooh, pick me! Pick me! ;)

lynora wrote:

High Priestess of Calistria wrote:

Nice Place

Thanks :)

Drop by anytime. I'm sure we can find someone to amuse you. ;)

Oooh, pick me! Pick me! ;)

Or I would be most delighted to entertain the lovely lady if she prefers. ;)

I think I'll take both of you.

I think I'll take both of you.

An excellent choice, O lovely one. Would you care to step into one of the private rooms?

I think I'll take both of you.

I like a woman who knows what she wants ;)

High Priestess of Calistria wrote:

I think I'll take both of you.

An excellent choice, O lovely one. Would you care to step into one of the private rooms?

Of course. I hope you have been working on your stamina.

Humps lynora's leg.

Less talk. More humping!

Djuhah the Djinn wrote:

High Priestess of Calistria wrote:

I think I'll take both of you.

An excellent choice, O lovely one. Would you care to step into one of the private rooms?

Of course. I hope you have been working on your stamina.

Let's just say I'm very good at granting wishes ;)

Humps lynora's leg.

Less talk. More humping!

Ummmmm.......help

You can start by making the poodle disappear.

You can start by making the poodle disappear.

As you wish

*teleports poodle away*

I cannot promise he will not return. They are very sneaky creatures. But he is gone for now, my dear.

Walks out of the private room twelve hours later Well he lasted longer than I thought he would. Let the dear boy sleep now. Who's next?

Walks out of the private room twelve hours later Well he lasted longer than I thought he would. Let the dear boy sleep now. Who's next?

Wow. You really are perfect. ;)

My turn!

When you are ready to run with the big dogs, head on over to Elliquiy. Tell them MasterMischief sent you.

When you are ready to run with the big dogs, head on over to Elliquiy. Tell them MasterMischief sent you.

Cool! Thanks :)

Walks out of the private room twelve hours later Well he lasted longer than I thought he would. Let the dear boy sleep now. Who's next?

Let me show you what a real man can do.

Let me show you what a real man can do.

You know one?

Moorlucky wrote:

Let me show you what a real man can do.

You know one?

I also know a guy who uses poodles as butt paper.

CourtFool wrote:

Moorlucky wrote:

Let me show you what a real man can do.

You know one?

I also know a guy who uses poodles as butt paper.

See what happens when she lets him off the leash?

Poodles - there's no joke that they don't make more funny.

I like posting things.

I like funny poodle poop jokes.

G~+!%+n frenchie.....

Get that dog away from me!

Get that dog away from me!

Woops. That's gonna get ugly. So, when he starts chasing you, you're gonna want to walk slooooowly out the back door. If you run the hydra might get ideas. ;)

Poodles - there's no joke that they don't make more funny.

I am sure you meant that as a slight to we poodles, but we take it as a compliment.

MoorLackey wrote:

Poodles - there's no joke that they don't make more funny.

I am sure you meant that as a slight to we poodles, but we take it as a compliment.

No way CF, I meant that in the nicest possible way. I love you guys.

Licks MoorLackey.

humps MoorLackey

*sniffs moorlackey's bum*

Whoa! Cold nose! Cold nose!

Whoa! Cold nose! Cold nose!

Nice, isn't it?

Actually....yeah, it kind of is nice.

Actually....yeah, it kind of is nice.

Come to the poodle side.

Actually....yeah, it kind of is nice.

Join us...is furry and squeaky!

What would you call a cross between a drow and a poodle? A Poow? A Droodle?