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Last week I was watching a show called Chopped on Food Network. There was an exchange that went a little something like this.

Host: Tell us about your dish.

Chef: I made a vegan dish to serve to you today...

Judge: But there is pork chop here.

Chef: Yes, but the rice and vegatables underneath are vegan.

Silver Crusade (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

David Fryer wrote:

Last week I was watching a show called Chopped on Food Network. There was an exchange that went a little something like this.

Host: Tell us about your dish.

Chef: I made a vegan dish to serve to you today...

Judge: But there is pork chop here.

Chef: Yes, but the rice and vegatables underneath are vegan.

Hilarious.

Anyway, I like the "meat-reducer" label in that article. That is something I can get behind. There are health benefits to eating some meat, but most of us eat far more of it than we need to.


I like cheese.


And Carrots.


And popcorn - that's a vegetable, isn't it?

Silver Crusade (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Divad Frier wrote:
And popcorn - that's a vegetable, isn't it?

Yes, and vegan if you don't put butter or cheese on it. But what's the fun in that?

Mmmm. Butter.


Brains are a veggie, right?


Celestial Healer wrote:
David Fryer wrote:

Last week I was watching a show called Chopped on Food Network. There was an exchange that went a little something like this.

Host: Tell us about your dish.

Chef: I made a vegan dish to serve to you today...

Judge: But there is pork chop here.

Chef: Yes, but the rice and vegatables underneath are vegan.

Hilarious.

Yeah, he didn't last long in the competition.


Aberzombies wrote:
Brains are a veggie, right?

Not mine. Mine are made of tofu.


That's because your a zombie in disguise anyway.


David Fryer wrote:
That's because your a zombie in disguise anyway.

How can you say that about me? I thought we were brothers?


The last time I saw my brother he threatened to shoot me.


David Fryer wrote:
The last time I saw my brother he threatened to shoot me.

What a coincidence....


Aberzombies wrote:
Brains are a veggie, right?

More often than not.

(Pathfinder Adventure Path, Tales, Battles Case Subscriber)

I want to know what happened to antidisestablishmentarians.

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Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
I want to know what happened to antidisestablishmentarians.

They couldn't spell themselves and are even now trapped in banner writing limbo!

(Pathfinder Adventure Path, Tales, Battles Case Subscriber)

Well, at least they didn't devolve.



Is it just me, or does it seem like the veggies are talking to themselves?

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Yes, but they will never tell you their secrets, Crimson Jester.


Crimson Jester wrote:
Is it just me, or does it seem like the veggies are talking to themselves?

And they are talking about you too.


So vegetarians don't eat animals. So if I start eating people, I can still consider myself a vegetarian, because many people are insulted by the claim and refuse to believe they are animals. Ergo, they can be claimed as part of a vegetarian diet.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Yes, but they will never tell you their secrets, Crimson Jester.

Secrets nothing. I just want to know if the great plant revolution is coming. That way I can stay indors and avoid the toxin.


David Fryer wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Is it just me, or does it seem like the veggies are talking to themselves?
And they are talking about you too.

Whats to say? Buy more popcorn?


Shadowborn wrote:
So vegetarians don't eat animals. So if I start eating people, I can still consider myself a vegetarian, because many people are insulted by the claim and refuse to believe they are animals. Ergo, they can be claimed as part of a vegetarian diet.

Oh please everyone! Vegetables and meat, fah! You need healthy carbohydrates. Here, have some fresh whole wheat dinner rolls.

Oh Butter!


Mmmm.....butter.


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