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Ernesto "Che" Guevara, Sat, Jul 25, 2009, 03:08 PM

Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot wrote: Zombie Guy wrote: BRAINS!!! Brains are already in short supply here, buddy. Stick around if you want, but if you stay, you'll probably starve. Actually, Biden and Lieberman have big, juicy, succulent brains. Chat with them. BIDEN? Come on now, even for politics this is too much of a lie.


Dub'Ya, Sat, Jul 25, 2009, 03:43 PM

Ernesto 'Che' Guevara wrote: Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot wrote: Zombie Guy wrote: BRAINS!!! Brains are already in short supply here, buddy. Stick around if you want, but if you stay, you'll probably starve. Actually, Biden and Lieberman have big, juicy, succulent brains. Chat with them. BIDEN? Come on now, even for politics this is too much of a lie. Even bigger than "The war in Iraq has made the U.S.A. safer" line that me and Dick used?


Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot, Sat, Jul 25, 2009, 04:38 PM

Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot wrote: Actually, Biden and Lieberman have big, juicy, succulent brains. Chat with them. Ernesto 'Che' Guevara wrote: BIDEN? Come on now, even for politics this is too much of a lie. {whispers:} Biden and Lieberman seem so desperate for attention, I figured either would welcome the attention of a brain-eating zombie. This would also keep the three of them from bugging the rest of us. {goes back to placing butterfly kisses on Senator Boxer's neck}


Joe Lieberman, Sat, Jul 25, 2009, 05:55 PM

A zombie was going to eat my brain once. Then it didn't...


Ernesto "Che" Guevara, Sat, Jul 25, 2009, 06:56 PM

Joe Lieberman wrote: A zombie was going to eat my brain once. Then it didn't... Tie an onion to your belt. The smell will make you irresistable.


Cultist of Obama, Sat, Jul 25, 2009, 08:21 PM

Dub'Ya wrote: Ernesto 'Che' Guevara wrote: Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot wrote: Zombie Guy wrote: BRAINS!!! Brains are already in short supply here, buddy. Stick around if you want, but if you stay, you'll probably starve. Actually, Biden and Lieberman have big, juicy, succulent brains. Chat with them. BIDEN? Come on now, even for politics this is too much of a lie. Even bigger than "The war in Iraq has made the U.S.A. safer" line that me and Dick used? Mr. Obama made us all safer by telling everyone everything is our fault and apologized to the world! Everybody will love us now! Yay! Yes we can... Yes we can....


Kim Jung-Il, Sat, Jul 25, 2009, 08:28 PM

Your mother was a test tube, and your father was a herring. You must give Hillary Clinton a better budget so she can buy some more clothes.


Cambridge Brute Squad, Sat, Jul 25, 2009, 08:37 PM

Cultist of Obama wrote: Mr. Obama made us all safer by telling everyone everything is our fault and apologized to the world! Everybody will love us now! Yay! Yes we can... Yes we can.... I'm still waiting for my apology ....


King of Yunevrherdofus, Sun, Jul 26, 2009, 10:02 AM

Kim Jung-Il wrote: Your mother was a test tube, and your father was a herring. You must give Palin a better budget so she can buy some more clothes. Ahem I fixed that for ya. See, we're America lovers too! Plots world domination


Joe Biden, Tue, Jul 28, 2009, 03:24 AM

Sometimes I feel sorry for Russia. Those poor folks never had anyone like Menudo to entertain them.


Dub'Ya, Tue, Jul 28, 2009, 08:12 AM

Joe Biden wrote: Sometimes I feel sorry for Russia. Those poor folks never had anyone like Menudo to entertain them. They do have hot lesbians that sound like squirrels.


Dick Cheney, Tue, Jul 28, 2009, 08:14 AM

Dub'Ya wrote: Joe Biden wrote: Sometimes I feel sorry for Russia. Those poor folks never had anyone like Menudo to entertain them. They do have hot lesbians that sound like squirrels. I'm glad you're using your time in retirement wisely, Mr. President.


Joe Biden, Tue, Jul 28, 2009, 10:03 AM

I use my time wisely all the time.


Dick Cheney, Thu, Jul 30, 2009, 11:03 AM

I haven't seen Palin in a while... Hey, Palin, I hope you took some office supplies on your way out.


Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot, Thu, Jul 30, 2009, 11:21 AM

Dick Cheney wrote: I haven't seen Palin in a while... Hey, Palin, I hope you took some office supplies on your way out. She asked me last week for advice on how to bring her assistants and interns with her. I suggested wrapping them airtight in bubble wrap and then double-taping the cardboard boxes... in retrospect, I'm not sure she knew I was joking.


Dick Cheney, Thu, Jul 30, 2009, 11:31 AM

Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot wrote: Dick Cheney wrote: I haven't seen Palin in a while... Hey, Palin, I hope you took some office supplies on your way out. She asked me last week for advice on how to bring her assistants and interns with her. I suggested wrapping them airtight in bubble wrap and then double-taping the cardboard boxes... in retrospect, I'm not sure she knew I was joking. Hmm. Probably best she lies low, then. She might want to hide in another country for a while. Like the country of Africa.


Joe Biden, Fri, Jul 31, 2009, 04:32 AM

Barack invited me over for a beer last night! I had a Milwaukee's best!


The Bass, Fri, Jul 31, 2009, 09:53 AM

Dick Cheney wrote: Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot wrote: Dick Cheney wrote: I haven't seen Palin in a while... Hey, Palin, I hope you took some office supplies on your way out. She asked me last week for advice on how to bring her assistants and interns with her. I suggested wrapping them airtight in bubble wrap and then double-taping the cardboard boxes... in retrospect, I'm not sure she knew I was joking. Hmm. Probably best she lies low, then. She might want to hide in another country for a while. Like the country of Africa. Maybe we can send her to Cuba. Cough


Joe Lieberman, Fri, Jul 31, 2009, 11:07 AM

Joe Biden wrote: Barack invited me over for a beer last night! I had a Milwaukee's best! So that was where you were last night. I was so lonely waiting for you. I wound up falling asleep on the couch watching late night infomercials. Nobody ever comes to visit.


Dub'Ya, Fri, Jul 31, 2009, 06:53 PM

The Bass wrote: Dick Cheney wrote: Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot wrote: Dick Cheney wrote: I haven't seen Palin in a while... Hey, Palin, I hope you took some office supplies on your way out. She asked me last week for advice on how to bring her assistants and interns with her. I suggested wrapping them airtight in bubble wrap and then double-taping the cardboard boxes... in retrospect, I'm not sure she knew I was joking. Hmm. Probably best she lies low, then. She might want to hide in another country for a while. Like the country of Africa. Maybe we can send her to Cuba. Cough Send her to Texas, I can find a couple of uses for her. Scratch my trunk...oooh....just like that....aaahh...


Dick Cheney, Sun, Aug 2, 2009, 09:11 AM

Dub'Ya wrote: Send her to Texas, I can find a couple of uses for her. Scratch my trunk...oooh....just like that....aaahh... I used to have to hide him when he made comments like this. Now that I'm a free man, I don't have to. Here it is folks. I put up with it for eight years...


Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot, Sun, Aug 2, 2009, 09:21 AM

Dub'Ya wrote: Send her to Texas, I can find a couple of uses for her. Scratch my trunk...oooh....just like that....aaahh... {shudders from [CENSORED]* Palin [CENSORED][CENSORED] peanut butter [CENSORED]...*}


Kobold Cleaver, Sun, Aug 2, 2009, 10:14 AM

Dick Cheney wrote: Dub'Ya wrote: Send her to Texas, I can find a couple of uses for her. Scratch my trunk...oooh....just like that....aaahh... I used to have to hide him when he made comments like this. Now that I'm a free man, I don't have to. Here it is folks. I put up with it for eight years... We weren't exactly having fun in the meantime.


Joe Biden, Mon, Aug 3, 2009, 05:45 PM

I'm still Vice President everyone. Just thought you should all know....


Joe Lieberman, Fri, Aug 7, 2009, 07:57 AM

What's everyone doing for their August recess? I plan on counting my paperclip collection.


Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot, Fri, Aug 7, 2009, 08:16 AM

Looks like someone else is taking a page from the Palin Playbook: Senator Mel Martinez (R, FL) is resigning early. Quitter! Maybe he's looking to run with Palin in 2012? I'm only half joking. Joe Lieberman wrote: What's everyone doing for their August recess? I plan on counting my paperclip collection. Hey Big L, look up Mel during your break. You two can drink margaritas on the porch of the Hemingway house. As a drinking game, take a shot of tequila everytime you see a cat.


Joe Lieberman, Mon, Aug 10, 2009, 10:35 AM

Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot wrote: Looks like someone else is taking a page from the Palin Playbook: Senator Mel Martinez (R, FL) is resigning early. Quitter! Maybe he's looking to run with Palin in 2012? I'm only half joking. Joe Lieberman wrote: What's everyone doing for their August recess? I plan on counting my paperclip collection. Hey Big L, look up Mel during your break. You two can drink margaritas on the porch of the Hemingway house. As a drinking game, take a shot of tequila everytime you see a cat. Last time I went drinking with fellow senators, Elizabeth Dole drank me under the table, and I woke up 5 days later in a Bangkok brothel. People are always doing things like that to me.


Joe Biden, Mon, Aug 10, 2009, 11:00 AM

We get an August break?


Dick Cheney, Mon, Aug 10, 2009, 11:03 AM

Joe Biden wrote: We get an August break? You did when you were a senator. Now you're always on break.


Joe Biden, Mon, Aug 10, 2009, 04:10 PM

Dissent is the highest form of patrio..... Oh wait, that's not right anymore. Sorry!


Dub'Ya, Mon, Aug 10, 2009, 04:57 PM

Joe Lieberman wrote: Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot wrote: Looks like someone else is taking a page from the Palin Playbook: Senator Mel Martinez (R, FL) is resigning early. Quitter! Maybe he's looking to run with Palin in 2012? I'm only half joking. Joe Lieberman wrote: What's everyone doing for their August recess? I plan on counting my paperclip collection. Hey Big L, look up Mel during your break. You two can drink margaritas on the porch of the Hemingway house. As a drinking game, take a shot of tequila everytime you see a cat. Last time I went drinking with fellow senators, Elizabeth Dole drank me under the table, and I woke up 5 days later in a Bangkok brothel. People are always doing things like that to me. What happens in Bangkok stays in Bangkok and so should you.


Joe Biden, Tue, Aug 11, 2009, 03:46 AM

Damn those town hall mobs! They make my head hurt.


Cambridge Brute Squad, Tue, Aug 11, 2009, 03:48 AM

Yeah and those SEIU thugs are stealing my schtick ..


Joe Biden, Tue, Aug 11, 2009, 03:50 AM

Aw man, stop with the acronyms. I still haven't figured out what this LOL one is. Barack uses it on his Blackberry whenever I'm talking to him.


Hillary, Tue, Aug 11, 2009, 05:07 AM

I'm Secretary of State! NOT Bill!!!


Dick Cheney, Tue, Aug 11, 2009, 04:44 PM

Joe Biden wrote: Damn those town hall mobs! They make my head hurt. So would a face full of buckshot.


Joe Biden, Wed, Aug 12, 2009, 04:59 AM

I was thinking of helping Barack promote his Health Care agenda, but he said he had something more important for me to do. Something really, REALLY important. I've never been to the Republic of Nauru before, and I didn't know their basket weaving industry was so important.


Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot, Wed, Aug 12, 2009, 06:11 AM

Hillary wrote: I'm Secretary of State! NOT Bill!!! Ok, ok, we get it already! Sheesh... So what does Bill think of you being Secretary of State and not him?


Hillary, Wed, Aug 12, 2009, 09:09 AM

Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot wrote: Hillary wrote: I'm Secretary of State! NOT Bill!!! Ok, ok, we get it already! Sheesh... So what does Bill think of you being Secretary of State and not him? ENOUGH ABOUT BILL! I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT HIM ANYMORE!! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? IT'S ALL SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT ME NOW!!!!


Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot, Wed, Aug 12, 2009, 09:34 AM

Hillary wrote: ENOUGH ABOUT BILL! I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT HIM ANYMORE!! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? IT'S ALL SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT ME NOW!!!! Ok... I likes fiesty dames! And you've got a nicer caboose than Boxer anyway. Hmmm, ok, how do you -- Hillary, not B*ll -- feel about the Obaminator and Dems possibly getting Universal Medical Insurance passed when you couldn't? Also, do you get paid 30% less than a male Secretary of State like Colin Powell?


Joe Lieberman, Wed, Aug 12, 2009, 02:38 PM

I haven't gotten my paycheck in 27 months. Or was it 37? Some type of clerical error I guess. Oh well.


Hillary, Wed, Aug 12, 2009, 02:49 PM

Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot wrote: Hmmm, ok, how do you -- Hillary, not B*ll -- feel about the Obaminator and Dems possibly getting Universal Medical Insurance passed when you couldn't? I don't know why they aren't asking for my help. I'm completely familiar with the issues, and people loveme!


Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot, Wed, Aug 12, 2009, 04:14 PM

Hillary wrote: I don't know why they aren't asking for my help. I'm completely familiar with the issues, and people loveme! Huh, that is odd. I saw them meeting with Bill a couple times during the strategy meetings for Obamacare. Joe Lieberman wrote: I haven't gotten my paycheck in 27 months. Or was it 37? Some type of clerical error I guess. Oh well. Are you sure they haven't accidently declared you dead again? {pokes Lieberman} You are alive right? It's hard to tell with you sometimes.


Joe Biden, Thu, Aug 13, 2009, 04:42 AM

No one ever checks to see if I'm alive.....


Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot, Thu, Aug 13, 2009, 07:13 AM

Joe Biden wrote: No one ever checks to see if I'm alive..... {telekinetically throws an old show at Biden} <whack!> {nods as Biden* yelps in pain*} There, I checked that you were alive. Happy now? Anyone else here want to check of Biden is alive?


Dick Cheney, Fri, Aug 14, 2009, 10:58 AM

Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot wrote: Joe Biden wrote: No one ever checks to see if I'm alive..... {telekinetically throws an old show at Biden} <whack!> {nods as Biden* yelps in pain} There, I checked that you were alive. Happy now? Anyone else here want to check of Biden is alive? shoots Biden in the face*


Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot, Fri, Aug 14, 2009, 05:48 PM

Dick Cheney wrote: shoots Biden in the face I don't think that'll shut 'em up. And Heavens-to-Betsy, don't waterboard him... you'll never shut 'em up afterward.