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We have been advised not to ask any questions of President Obama regarding his checking out the 17-year old girl's butt while at the G8 meeting.
Kind of silly, the advisement. We would never ask anything of the President until will cleared it with his teleprompt...ur...we mean, his press secretary.
Do you want to ask me a few questions?
I like it when people ask me questions.
We have been advised not to ask any questions of President Obama regarding his checking out the 17-year old girl's butt while at the G8 meeting.
Kind of silly, the advisement. We would never ask anything of the President until will cleared it with his teleprompt...ur...we mean, his press secretary.
Do you want to ask me a few questions?
I like it when people ask me questions.
Yes, I'm sure you do. Pats Mr. Lieberman on the head.
Do you want to ask me a few questions?
I like it when people ask me questions.
{puts on sexy weathergirl outfit}
Mr. Codgerman, Mr. Codgerman- {wakes him up from Senior Sudden-Onset Nap} I'll ask you some questions:
1) How much longer do you think the Democrats will mistakeningly believe you are an "ally?"
2) How old are you really? Older than the wheel? Older than fire? Older than Regis Philbin?
3) Is it true that you just signed on to endorse new Joementum fiber supplements, from the makers of Brawndo?
{looks up from notepad to discover Joe has fallen asleep again}
Do you want to ask me a few questions?
I like it when people ask me questions.
{puts on sexy weathergirl outfit}
Mr. Codgerman, Mr. Codgerman- {wakes him up from Senior Sudden-Onset Nap} I'll ask you some questions:
1) How much longer do you think the Democrats will mistakeningly believe you are an "ally?"
2) How old are you really? Older than the wheel? Older than fire? Older than Regis Philbin?
3) Is it true that you just signed on to endorse new Joementum fiber supplements, from the makers of Brawndo?
{looks up from notepad to discover Joe has fallen asleep again}
*stirs in his sleep*
You're not going to ask me about my vice presidential candidacy? I'm very important.
*nods off to sleep*
I AM....... outta here.
Where are you going? You're too important to go anywhere.
I know constantly being in the limelight as a former vice presidential candidate can be trying, but we have a duty to carry our burden.
Why, just the other day Geraldine Ferraro and I were discussing how important we've become.
Do you want to ask me a few questions?
I like it when people ask me questions.
{puts on sexy weathergirl outfit}
Mr. Codgerman, Mr. Codgerman- {wakes him up from Senior Sudden-Onset Nap} I'll ask you some questions:
1) How much longer do you think the Democrats will mistakeningly believe you are an "ally?"
2) How old are you really? Older than the wheel? Older than fire? Older than Regis Philbin?
3) Is it true that you just signed on to endorse new Joementum fiber supplements, from the makers of Brawndo?
{looks up from notepad to discover Joe has fallen asleep again}
*stirs in his sleep*
You're not going to ask me about my vice presidential candidacy? I'm very important.
*nods off to sleep*
These young people don't give us older guys any respect do they? Things sure were different when this country was founded. I should know, I was there!
The only change you have brought us sir, is the change in our debt load. I hope we can survive without declaring bankrupcy.*points at the Authoritarian Follower* Hope... Change....I hope that you change soon.
You're not wrong! It is not the fault of our pal, Bush, who did not bankrupt the country when he didn't start out with an excess in the National Treasury thingy, and he didn't decide to go to war under false pretenses! /mafia speak
Now please stop accusing my ally of trying to run the US into the ground and surrender to us. This thinly-veiled political argument is getting boring.
These young people don't give us older guys any respect do they? Things sure were different when this country was founded. I should know, I was there!
If only you had won that election... Then I'll bet that the Democrats would have seen that I was pulling for the winner and would have made me their majority leader for showing them the way.
That's how people like you and me did things back in the Roosevelt era. The Teddy Roosevelt era.
These young people don't give us older guys any respect do they? Things sure were different when this country was founded. I should know, I was there!If only you had won that election... Then I'll bet that the Democrats would have seen that I was pulling for the winner and would have made me their majority leader for showing them the way.
That's how people like you and me did things back in the Roosevelt era. The Teddy Roosevelt era.
You might remember when I said this, Joey:
"A vote is like a rifle; its usefulness depends upon the character of the user."
Now please stop accusing my ally of trying to run the US into the ground and surrender to us. This thinly-veiled political argument is getting boring.
Oh the misfit elephant has much to answer for on that front as well, King Y. Don't think because I disagree with Hopey McChangeopants that Dubya gets a free ride. Your ally does have an audacity of scale that makes Dubya's efforts look like small potatoes. The deficit now has twelve zeros attached to it, and that's just the start.
Now please stop accusing my ally of trying to run the US into the ground and surrender to us. This thinly-veiled political argument is getting boring.Oh the misfit elephant has much to answer for on that front as well, King Y. Don't think because I disagree with Hopey McChangeopants that Dubya gets a free ride. Your ally does have an audacity of scale that makes Dubya's efforts look like small potatoes. The deficit now has twelve zeros attached to it, and that's just the start.
Last time your party was in power, you put us on the fast train to a civil war. I somehow don't think the Whigs are in a good position to hand out criticism.
I'm hungry. Who can I eat on this thread?*points at the Authoritarian Follower* Hope... Change....*looks around*
*eats John Edwards*
A little lacking in substance, but it will tide me over.
*poofs back to the slaad thread*
Whew! That was a close one.
*Adds "Slaads" to the "To be rounded up in the next purge" checklist...*