Hillary wrote:

Algore wrote:

So? I used to be president.** spoiler omitted **

How many times have I told you Al, Dreams don't count.

But NBC told me I was.

Oh, yeah! And they're ALWAYS correct.....

Yes, "poker night" at the White House was great.

I used to like "Russian Roulette" night at the White House.

I always won, because when it was my turn, I'd miss and shoot somebody else in the face.

I used to like "Russian Roulette" night at the White House.

I always won, because when it was my turn, I'd miss and shoot somebody else in the face.

That's a great idea, Dick!

hands Barack a pistol

Dick Cheney wrote:

I used to like "Russian Roulette" night at the White House.

I always won, because when it was my turn, I'd miss and shoot somebody else in the face.

That's a great idea, Dick!

hands Barack a pistol

You know, if Barack dies, you and Nancy better hide. Hilary may be above killing the first Blck presient, but you and Nancy are fair game.

Joe Biden wrote:

Dick Cheney wrote:

I used to like "Russian Roulette" night at the White House.

I always won, because when it was my turn, I'd miss and shoot somebody else in the face.

That's a great idea, Dick!

hands Barack a pistol

You know, if Barack dies, you and Nancy better hide. Hilary may be above killing the first Blck presient, but you and Nancy are fair game.

But...but...Hillary's my friend. She even gave me this special loccator device, so she can always find me and come help if there's trouble.

I had a friend once.

Joe Biden wrote:

Dick Cheney wrote:

I used to like "Russian Roulette" night at the White House.

I always won, because when it was my turn, I'd miss and shoot somebody else in the face.

That's a great idea, Dick!

hands Barack a pistol

You know, if Barack dies, you and Nancy better hide. Hilary may be above killing the first Blck presient, but you and Nancy are fair game.

Mwahahahahahaha! Why do you think I didn't take Barack's offer to be Co-president?

I had a friend once.

yeah, but then you cost me the election you old poop.

Joe Lieberman wrote:

I had a friend once.

yeah, but then you cost me the election you old poop.

But... But... You said I was a valuable running mate!

Algore wrote:

Joe Lieberman wrote:

I had a friend once.

yeah, but then you cost me the election you old poop.

But... But... You said I was a valuable running mate!

Hey! That's what B. says about me!

Why wasn't I ever invited? I AM a SENATOR!!!

Look in the mirror and you will understand.

Now if we could just get rid of those masks that reinforce the idea of individuality...

.

Unless of course they are all the same masks.

SENATOR Boxer wrote:

Why wasn't I ever invited? I AM a SENATOR!!!

Look in the mirror and you will understand.

Is that some kind of comment on my looks?

Pat Buchanan wrote:

SENATOR Boxer wrote:

Why wasn't I ever invited? I AM a SENATOR!!!

Look in the mirror and you will understand.

Is that some kind of comment on my looks?

You have to have some to get comments on them.

SENATOR Boxer wrote:

Pat Buchanan wrote:

SENATOR Boxer wrote:

Why wasn't I ever invited? I AM a SENATOR!!!

Look in the mirror and you will understand.

Is that some kind of comment on my looks?

You have to have some to get comments on them.

Watch it buddy! I've made generals quake in fear!

Joe and Pat were the ones who cost me the election.

Watch it buddy! I've made generals quake in fear!

She scares me sometimes....

Godfather of Crime! wrote:

SENATOR Boxer wrote:

Pat Buchanan wrote:

SENATOR Boxer wrote:

Why wasn't I ever invited? I AM a SENATOR!!!

Look in the mirror and you will understand.

Is that some kind of comment on my looks?

You have to have some to get comments on them.

Watch it buddy! I've made generals quake in fear!

Let's deploy her to Afghanistan!

I visited Afghanistan once. That means I'm brave.

Hey, what about me? Fires off some missiles Did that get you attention?

I visited Afghanistan once. That means I'm brave.

Joe, even the Hufpo thinks you are an idiot and need to resign. How much more of a hint do you need?

Joe Biden wrote:

I visited Afghanistan once. That means I'm brave.

Joe, even the Hufpo thinks you are an idiot and need to resign. How much more of a hint do you need?

Oh yeah! Well....well...poop on you!!!

Algore wrote:

Joe Biden wrote:

I visited Afghanistan once. That means I'm brave.

Joe, even the Hufpo thinks you are an idiot and need to resign. How much more of a hint do you need?

Oh yeah! Well....well...poop on you!!!

Calm down Joe. Remember your carbon emmisions.

Everytime a cow farts, and environmentalist gets his wings.

So did anyone catch CNN just know? They were talking about the New York district 23 race and said that "former Vice President Joe Biden was attending a campaign rally for" the Democratic candidate. What does CNN know that the rest of us don't?

So did anyone catch CNN just know? They were talking about the New York district 23 race and said that "former Vice President Joe Biden was attending a campaign rally for" the Democratic candidate. What does CNN know that the rest of us don't?

Maybe they're giving the White House back to us, Al. They probably realized they made a mistake in 2000 and want to give us the shot that is long overdue.

SHUT UP! SHUT UP! Bloody Vikings.

Watch it buddy! I've made generals quake in fear!

What did you do, let the bag slip off?

Everytime a cow farts, and environmentalist gets his wings.

LMAO

Pat Buchanan wrote:

Look in the mirror and you will understand.

Is that some kind of comment on my looks?

I think it has more to do with your lack of reflection.

You're alright Barbie Boxer, but Hillary's a real dame with moxie! Rowr, cankles!

Watch it buddy! I've made generals Quake in fear!

You're not bad at Quake, but you've got some bad griefer tendencies. Killcreek would whup your ass.

....but Hillary's a real dame with moxie! Rowr, cankles

Back off Ross! I've had men castrated for less. Just ask Bill.

Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot wrote:

....but Hillary's a real dame with moxie! Rowr, cankles

Back off Ross! I've had men castrated for less. Just ask Bill.

I'm a demilich. You can't castrate a floating head. {summons a rose between his teeth} [ash]"Gimme some sugar, baby."[/ash]

Hillary wrote:

Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot wrote:

....but Hillary's a real dame with moxie! Rowr, cankles

Back off Ross! I've had men castrated for less. Just ask Bill.

I'm a demilich. You can't castrate a floating head. {summons a rose between his teeth} [ash]"Gimme some sugar, baby."[/ash]

Do you pick up all the ladies by bragging about your lack of genitalia?

Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot wrote:

Hillary wrote:

Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot wrote:

....but Hillary's a real dame with moxie! Rowr, cankles

Back off Ross! I've had men castrated for less. Just ask Bill.

I'm a demilich. You can't castrate a floating head. {summons a rose between his teeth} [ash]"Gimme some sugar, baby."[/ash]

Do you pick up all the ladies by bragging about your lack of genitalia?

No.

{floats over into the corner to cry}

{floats over into the corner to cry}

Hrmph! Just the way I like my men.

Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot wrote:

{floats over into the corner to cry}

Hrmph! Just the way I like my men.

Me too!

Hillary wrote:

Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot wrote:

{floats over into the corner to cry}

Hrmph! Just the way I like my men.

Me too!

Ooh! Ooh! Me three!

Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot wrote:

{floats over into the corner to cry}

Hrmph! Just the way I like my men.

I like a woman who can make a man cry.

Hillary wrote:

Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot wrote:

{floats over into the corner to cry}

Hrmph! Just the way I like my men.

I like a woman who can make a man cry.

Usually, all I have to do is show them what's in the jar on my desk.

Dick Cheney wrote:

I like a woman who can make a man cry.

Usually, all I have to do is show them what's in the jar on my desk.

If I saw a jar of Spanish Fly on your desk I would run out screaming.

I don't know what to do for Thanksgiving. Everybody I know is too busy getting their copy of Going Rogue signed by Sarah Palin.

I don't know what to do for Thanksgiving. Everybody I know is too busy getting their copy of Going Rogue signed by Sarah Palin.

My lawn needs mowing. You will find the mower in the garage. And don't forget to clip the hedges in the back.

Joe Lieberman wrote:

I don't know what to do for Thanksgiving. Everybody I know is too busy getting their copy of Going Rogue signed by Sarah Palin.

My lawn needs mowing. You will find the mower in the garage. And don't forget to clip the hedges in the back.

At least it's something to do.

I'm still waiting for my invitation to the Bog O's state dinner. I'm sure it'll come any day now. I can't wait to me Barbara Streisand.

I'm still waiting for my invitation to the Bog O's state dinner. I'm sure it'll come any day now. I can't wait to me Barbara Streisand.

You know that was yesterday, right?

I'm still waiting for my invitation to the Bog O's state dinner. I'm sure it'll come any day now. I can't wait to me Barbara Streisand.

Babs invited Obama to dine in her presence? Wow, the Nobel prize pales in comparison.

I'm still waiting for my invitation to the Bog O's state dinner. I'm sure it'll come any day now. I can't wait to me Barbara Streisand.

Apparently no invitation was needed for that event.

Okay Barbra, did you really say that viagra is the male equivelant to abortion?

Okay Barbra, did you really say that viagra is the male equivelant to abortion?

I consider it the male equivalent to a boob job.