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Dick Cheney, Tue, Jun 30, 2009, 11:42 AM

I have a feeling I'm going to regret this.

Bill Dunn (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Modules Subscriber), Tue, Jun 30, 2009, 01:32 PM

What? You couldn't have said that back in 2003? Sheesh!

Joe Biden, Tue, Jun 30, 2009, 03:16 PM

I kinda like this place, but it isn't as nice as the VP mansion.

Dick Cheney, Tue, Jun 30, 2009, 05:20 PM

I knew you wouldn't be able to help showing your ugly mug around here, Biden.

Rrrrrrrrr.

Joe Biden, Wed, Jul 1, 2009, 04:32 AM

I just wanted to let you know I had to remodel the VP house. You didn't have a play room.

Dick Cheney, Wed, Jul 1, 2009, 06:38 AM

Sure I did. It was the one in the basement with the manacles, a rack, and a man-sized steel vise.

Mr. Controversy, Thu, Jul 2, 2009, 08:24 PM

Hello? How do you all feel about so many politicians getting into sex scandals? Is it their business? Or are they f&$%ing d@#$s who need to resign and go to jail?

Scooter Libby, Thu, Jul 2, 2009, 08:38 PM

Joe Biden wrote:

I just wanted to let you know I had to remodel the VP house. You didn't have a play room.

Dick Cheney wrote:

Sure I did. It was the one in the basement with the manacles, a rack, and a man-sized steel vise.

If you'll permit me, sir. That wasn't much of a play room. We kept all the good stuff at the Shadow White House.

Dick Cheney, Fri, Jul 3, 2009, 07:47 AM

Scooter Libby wrote:

Joe Biden wrote:

I just wanted to let you know I had to remodel the VP house. You didn't have a play room.

Dick Cheney wrote:

Sure I did. It was the one in the basement with the manacles, a rack, and a man-sized steel vise.

If you'll permit me, sir. That wasn't much of a play room. We kept all the good stuff at the Shadow White House.

Shhhh! You weren't supposed to tell anyone. If you drop one more word about it, I'll make you stand trial to cover my butt again.

Sarah Palin, Fri, Jul 3, 2009, 08:55 AM

JOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEE

Rush Limbaugh, Fri, Jul 3, 2009, 09:04 AM

And did you here that Joe Biden is a secret communist and that stalin is his father?

Scooter Libby, Fri, Jul 3, 2009, 11:17 AM

Dick Cheney wrote:

Scooter Libby wrote:

If you'll permit me, sir. That wasn't much of a play room. We kept all the good stuff at the Shadow White House.

Shhhh! You weren't supposed to tell anyone. If you drop one more word about it, I'll make you stand trial to cover my butt again.

Sorry, sir, of course. May I suggest, sir, that should it become necessary that others stand trial with me. I think it would take more than one person to cover your butt properly.

Lord President Moorluck, Fri, Jul 3, 2009, 11:24 AM

Why didn't I just have you buncha hacks thrown outta New Paizonia?

Cultist of Obama, Fri, Jul 3, 2009, 01:14 PM

Yes we can....Yes we can....Yes we can

Dick Cheney, Fri, Jul 3, 2009, 02:17 PM

Lord President Moorluck wrote:

Why didn't I just have you buncha hacks thrown outta New Paizonia?

You can never get rid of me.

Mr. Controversy, Fri, Jul 3, 2009, 10:29 PM

Sarah Palin wrote:

JOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEE

Hey, you resigned! You have no bearing in this thread.

Solnes, Sat, Jul 4, 2009, 12:32 AM

Cultist of Obama wrote:

Yes we can....Yes we can....Yes we can

Why did you have to? Why did you have to? Why did you have to?

Eustace Q. Figg, Chairman WNC, Sat, Jul 4, 2009, 04:50 AM

Turn away from the tired politics of the past and join our second American Revolution!

Scooter Libby, Sat, Jul 4, 2009, 01:24 PM

Eustace Q. Figg, Chairman WNC wrote:

Turn away from the tired politics of the past and join our second American Revolution!

I take exception to that statement. Lord Cheney's politics are not tired, nor past. Spurn your revolution. Grovel apologetically. A man with your resume and gift for rheotoric could go far in our organization.

Benjamin Disraeli, Sat, Jul 4, 2009, 01:59 PM

I'll have you know that the Politics of the Past are the way forward! Now excuse me while I conquer India again. For England!

Dick Cheney, Sat, Jul 4, 2009, 02:23 PM

Scooter Libby wrote:

Eustace Q. Figg, Chairman WNC wrote:

Turn away from the tired politics of the past and join our second American Revolution!

I take exception to that statement. Lord Cheney's politics are not tired, nor past. Spurn your revolution. Grovel apologetically. A man with your resume and gift for rheotoric could go far in our organization.

If you weren't slave labor, I would give you a raise.

Gark the Goblin, Sat, Jul 4, 2009, 04:22 PM

Solnes wrote:

Cultist of Obama wrote:

Yes we can....Yes we can....Yes we can

Why did you have to? Why did you have to? Why did you have to?

Oi! I resemble that remark.

Cultist of Obama, Sat, Jul 4, 2009, 04:36 PM

Hope.... Change....

Dub'Ya, Sat, Jul 4, 2009, 04:38 PM

Cultist of Obama wrote:

Hope.... Change....

When?

Moorluck (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Sat, Jul 4, 2009, 04:45 PM

Cultist of Obama wrote:

Hope.... Change....

I'd just as soon Hope I can keep more than Change out of my paycheck thank you. ;p

Cultist of Obama, Sat, Jul 4, 2009, 04:48 PM

Dub'Ya wrote:

Cultist of Obama wrote:

Hope.... Change....

When?

You didn't notice? When Obama was elected the sky was a little bluer, the birds started singing, and the grass was a little greener. Now leave me alone and let me chant you fascist! Hope.... Change....Hope.... Change....

Dub'Ya, Sat, Jul 4, 2009, 04:51 PM

Cultist of Obama wrote:

Dub'Ya wrote:

Cultist of Obama wrote:

Hope.... Change....

When?

You didn't notice? When Obama was elected the sky was a little bluer, the birds started singing, and the grass was a little greener. Now leave me alone and let me chant you fascist! Hope.... Change....Hope.... Change....

Blue and green ya commie, when I was in charge the sands ran red with Americas enimeies, the nation was whiter and only the liberials where blue.

Cultist of Obama, Sat, Jul 4, 2009, 04:52 PM

Moorluck wrote:

Cultist of Obama wrote:

Hope.... Change....

I'd just as soon Hope I can keep more than Change out of my paycheck thank you. ;p

That doesn't matter because Obama will take care of you! Hope.... Change....

President of the USA, B. Obama, Sat, Jul 4, 2009, 04:59 PM

Dub'Ya wrote:

Cultist of Obama wrote:

Hope.... Change....

When?

Get out, Mr. President! You're not president anymore. And don't mock my fan base!

Cultist of Obama, Sat, Jul 4, 2009, 05:05 PM

President of the USA, B. Obama wrote:

Dub'Ya wrote:

Cultist of Obama wrote:

Hope.... Change....

When?

Get out, Mr. President! You're not president anymore. And don't mock my fan base!

OMG! OMG! OMG! It's the Anointed One! *faints*

President of the USA, B. Obama, Sat, Jul 4, 2009, 05:06 PM

Cultist of Obama wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Cultist of Obama wrote:

Hope.... Change....

I'd just as soon Hope I can keep more than Change out of my paycheck thank you. ;p

That doesn't matter because Obama will take care of you! Hope.... Change....

And stop talking so ridiculously!
You sound like you're brainwashed...

President of the USA, B. Obama, Sat, Jul 4, 2009, 05:07 PM

Cultist of Obama wrote:

President of the USA, B. Obama wrote:

Dub'Ya wrote:

Cultist of Obama wrote:

Hope.... Change....

When?

Get out, Mr. President! You're not president anymore. And don't mock my fan base!

OMG! OMG! OMG! It's the Anointed One! *faints*

Gah! Where's security when you need it? You people are stupider than Bush! Think for yourselves! I can't do this all on my own!

Dub'Ya, Sat, Jul 4, 2009, 05:08 PM

President of the USA, B. Obama wrote:

Dub'Ya wrote:

Cultist of Obama wrote:

Hope.... Change....

When?

Get out, Mr. President! You're not president anymore. And don't mock my fan base!

Mocking is all I have left, the pentagon won't let me play with their soilders anymore.

I'm not stupid, I'm from Texas.

President of the USA, B. Obama, Sat, Jul 4, 2009, 05:10 PM

Dub'Ya wrote:

President of the USA, B. Obama wrote:

Dub'Ya wrote:

Cultist of Obama wrote:

Hope.... Change....

When?

Get out, Mr. President! You're not president anymore. And don't mock my fan base!

Mocking is all I have left, the pentagon won't let me play with their soilders anymore.

What about your "dubbing" skills? Didn't you dub the "War on Terror" and the "Axis of Evil?" We could use someone like you working for the Taliban.*
*Joke, for those with thin skins.

Gark the Goblin, Sat, Jul 4, 2009, 05:13 PM

Dub'Ya wrote:

President of the USA, B. Obama wrote:

Dub'Ya wrote:

Cultist of Obama wrote:

Hope.... Change....

When?

Get out, Mr. President! You're not president anymore. And don't mock my fan base!

I'm not stupid, I'm from Texas.

Yes, and now a village there has its village idiot back.

Actual spoiler:

Spoiler:

W, Sat, Jul 4, 2009, 05:37 PM

Don't misunderestimate me!
...
Who turned out the lights? Laura, is that you?

Cultist of Obama, Sat, Jul 4, 2009, 06:36 PM

President of the USA, B. Obama wrote:

Cultist of Obama wrote:

President of the USA, B. Obama wrote:

Dub'Ya wrote:

Cultist of Obama wrote:

Hope.... Change....

When?

Get out, Mr. President! You're not president anymore. And don't mock my fan base!

OMG! OMG! OMG! It's the Anointed One! *faints*

Gah! Where's security when you need it? You people are stupider than Bush! Think for yourselves! I can't do this all on my own!

But...but...but... I can't help myself. You're so awesome. You rule all 57 states. Yes we can... yes we can...

Rep. Greasy McPorker, Sat, Jul 4, 2009, 06:47 PM

Cultist of Obama wrote:

But...but...but... I can't help myself. You're so awesome. You rule all 57 states. Yes we can... yes we can...

Nice boy, but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice.

Dub'Ya, Sat, Jul 4, 2009, 07:34 PM

One time at the air national guard I shoved a mouse up my trunk.

Scooter Libby, Sat, Jul 4, 2009, 10:48 PM

Dick Cheney wrote:

Scooter Libby wrote:

Eustace Q. Figg, Chairman WNC wrote:

Turn away from the tired politics of the past and join our second American Revolution!

I take exception to that statement. Lord Cheney's politics are not tired, nor past. Spurn your revolution. Grovel apologetically. A man with your resume and gift for rheotoric could go far in our organization.

If you weren't slave labor, I would give you a raise.

Thank you, sir. I endeavor to give satisfaction.

Dub'Ya wrote:

One time at the air national guard I shoved a mouse up my trunk.

LOL

Please, Mr. President. You're embarassing Lord Cheney.

Eustace Q. Figg, Chairman WNC, Sun, Jul 5, 2009, 04:03 AM

Scooter Libby wrote:

I take exception to that statement. Lord Cheney's politics are not tired, nor past. Spurn your revolution. Grovel apologetically. A man with your resume and gift for rheotoric could go far in our organization.

Sir, I grovel for no man.

Both Lord Cheney and his Democratic replacement are two different paths to the same destination: America's bankrupcy. It matters not WHAT you spend our money on, the fact of the matter is that it was spent, and wastefully.

It is a shameful day when the freest and richest country in the world has become a massive debtor nation, mortgaging our future to avoid difficulties in the present. Look to California to see the future of our great land. Hard service cuts and rising taxes. All because people refuse to assume responsibility for their own lives.

Sarah Palin, Sun, Jul 5, 2009, 06:55 AM

I may be resigning, but you'll see me and my cute accent in 2012 you betcha. And you'll hear me say Joe sixpack all the time.

Ron'Ald Rai-gun, Sun, Jul 5, 2009, 07:12 AM

Tax cuts taste like freedom.

The Ghost of Teddy Roosevelt, Sun, Jul 5, 2009, 07:32 AM

If I were still around, I'd have you all brought to my private lodge in Cuba, then I'd practice "Talking softly but carrying a big stick". Only I won't be doing any talking.

Dick Cheney, Sun, Jul 5, 2009, 07:41 AM

Scooter Libby wrote:

Dick Cheney wrote:

Scooter Libby wrote:

Eustace Q. Figg, Chairman WNC wrote:

Turn away from the tired politics of the past and join our second American Revolution!

I take exception to that statement. Lord Cheney's politics are not tired, nor past. Spurn your revolution. Grovel apologetically. A man with your resume and gift for rheotoric could go far in our organization.

If you weren't slave labor, I would give you a raise.

Thank you, sir. I endeavor to give satisfaction.

Dub'Ya wrote:

One time at the air national guard I shoved a mouse up my trunk.

LOL

Please, Mr. President. You're embarassing Lord Cheney.

He did that for eight years.

Scooter Libby, Sun, Jul 5, 2009, 07:52 AM

Eustace Q. Figg, Chairman WNC wrote:

Sir, I grovel for no man.

Both Lord Cheney and his Democratic replacement are two different paths to the same destination: America's bankrupcy. It matters not WHAT you spend our money on, the fact of the matter is that it was spent, and wastefully.

It is a shameful day when the freest and richest country in the world has become a massive debtor nation, mortgaging our future to avoid difficulties in the present. Look to California to see the future of our great land. Hard service cuts and rising taxes. All because people refuse to assume responsibility for their own lives.

Mr. Figg, by looking at the big picture you are missing the true enemy, the true cause of out nation's unfortunate decline, the DNC. This cabal of conspirators plots tirelessly to multiply the wasteful spending you so properly decry. The current administration and Congress are merely their frontmen in an evil design to bankrupt the state and trigger a financial and constitutional crisis so severe that all the lazy deadbeats, one could hardly call them citizens, who earn less than $200k a year, turn to their WitchQueen Hilary as their savior.

Contrast that with our modest and reasonable goals: to bring about social justice by eliminating all wasteful international and domestic social spending (except spending which benefits our valued right-thinking campaign contributors) , restoring America’s international prestige by always doing what we think right, convenient, or profitable without regard to the rights or opinions of other nations, and tax-cutting our way to a balanced budget!

LONG LIVE THE NEOCONS! LONG LIVE PATRON SAINT REAGAN! LONG LIVE HIS ONLY TRUE DISCIPLE, THE CHENEY!

Scooter Libby, Sun, Jul 5, 2009, 07:55 AM

Dick Cheney wrote:

Dub'Ya wrote:

One time at the air national guard I shoved a mouse up my trunk.

LOL

Please, Mr. President. You're embarassing Lord Cheney.

He did that for eight years.
You're so right, sir. Your patience, forbearance, and tact during that period was a shining example to us all.

Scooter Libby, Sun, Jul 5, 2009, 07:58 AM

The Ghost of Teddy Roosevelt wrote:

If I were still around, I'd have you all brought to my private lodge in Cuba, then I'd practice "Talking softly but carrying a big stick". Only I won't be doing any talking.

Mr. President, if only you could see us now. You would sit up and take notice. Even now I hear your ringing cries of "Bully for you, boys! Bully for you!"