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I'm confused Mr. Fishy. Did you want me to hump you?
*humps Mr. Fishy*
*joins in with his thousand tenticles*
Mr.Fishy wrote:
Then with be pie and the Humping of the airbreathers. Why just air-breathers? Your plan is full of non-fun.
CourtFool wrote:
Mr.Fishy wrote:
Then with be pie and the Humping of the airbreathers. Why just air-breathers? Your plan is full of non-fun. Burbles is of the opinion that Mr. Fishy is referring to "establishing dominance" humping of air-breathers.
Gene Spliced Poodle-Shark wrote:
I'm confused Mr. Fishy. Did you want me to hump you?
*humps Mr. Fishy*
>Mr. Fishy counter humps screaming< How you like it,how like it.
Mr. Fishy didn't let his dog get away with that crap either.
Go forth and hump the enemies of fishiness...and any thing else you can.
Mr.Fishy wrote:
Gene Spliced Poodle-Shark wrote:
I'm confused Mr. Fishy. Did you want me to hump you?
*humps Mr. Fishy*
>Mr. Fishy counter humps screaming< How you like it,how like it.
Mr. Fishy didn't let his dog get away with that crap either.
Go forth and hump the enemies of fishiness...and any thing else you can.
I love it, I lurv it!!
Give it to me!!!!
Gene Spliced Poodle-Shark wrote:
Give it to me!!!! Lamashtu wept! If Tom Qadim had eyes or ears he would cut them from his horrified skull.
Burbles wrote:
Burbles is of the opinion that Mr. Fishy is referring to "establishing dominance" humping of air-breathers. What's the point of that? Switching is so much more fun.
Big Fishy covers his eyes. Then remembers something and covers little retard fishy's eyes too.
Checks in on thread, reads new posts.
Throws up on floor, runs screaming into kitchen, pours bleach into eyes, scours with sos pad.
Resolves to prevent the inbred dogs from breeding with the devil fish.
Calls up the "other" Scotts to form posse.
Aberzombie wanders into thread and posts sign which reads....
"Beware, troll feeding ground nearby."
Aberzombie wrote:
Aberzombie wanders into thread and posts sign which reads....
"Beware, troll feeding ground nearby."
Quarry?
Quarry wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Aberzombie wanders into thread and posts sign which reads....
"Beware, troll feeding ground nearby."
Quarry? Tom Qadim eyes Quarry with great suspicion. Tom Qadim cannot abide another demi-lich in the fishbowl. On top of that, Tom Qadim is jealous that Quarry has a bottom jaw.
*barfs*
Does anyone have a napkin?
Ahahahaha
Pinchy Pinch!
*pinches everyone he can find*
hovers in the air
oooh lobster!
*does a bird jig*
Laps up the vomit.
CourtFool wrote:
Laps up the vomit. A jig is like a dance.
Teagan, the Tengu wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
Laps up the vomit. A jig is like a dance. You are absolutely correct. Your point, however, evades me.
CourtFool wrote:
Teagan, the Tengu wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
Laps up the vomit. A jig is like a dance. You are absolutely correct. Your point, however, evades me. Did you chunder and then eat it?
*BARF*
Puppy chow anyone?
..gurgle..
*BARF*
In the name of all that is unholy, will you please stop gurgling your barf?! Someone give Tadpole some Pepto....and a breath mint.
Is that oatmeal?
Fishstick wrote:
Is that oatmeal? It was a couple of hours ago.
*BARF*
Tom Qadim wrote:
In the name of all that is unholy, will you please stop gurgling your barf?! Someone give Tadpole some Pepto....and a breath mint. Its okay, all of my teeth fell out long ago.
*gurgle*
*PUKE*
Burbles notes that all the aquarium inhabitants seem to be enraptured over the ... stuff .. on ... the ... shiny ... box ... lit ... from ... within ...
stares
*covers box with a tarp, swims back to the surface to relax on froggie float*
Burbles wrote:
Burbles notes that all the aquarium inhabitants seem to be enraptured over the ... stuff .. on ... the ... shiny ... box ... lit ... from ... within ...
stares
Ooooooh! Is that the box from Pulp Fiction? Tom Qadim covets it!
Tom Qadim wrote:
Burbles wrote:
Burbles notes that all the aquarium inhabitants seem to be enraptured over the ... stuff .. on ... the ... shiny ... box ... lit ... from ... within ...
stares
Ooooooh! Is that the box from Pulp Fiction? Tom Qadim covets it! Burbles continues to stare at the bright yellow light emanating from the box through the cloth.
...
Exhales, bubbles slowly float to the water's surface.
What the hell are you freaks doing...Mr. Fishy can't leave you...is that the "Pulp Fiction" box?
Puking Worm, WTF?!? Why are you barfing in here? The poodle thread full?
Mr.Fishy wrote:
What the hell are you freaks doing...Mr. Fishy can't leave you...is that the "Pulp Fiction" box?
Puking Worm, WTF?!? Why are you barfing in here? The poodle thread full?
Burbles observes that the "Pulp Fiction" box has something Important that sheds brilliant yellow light inside of it ... and that it might be tasty.
Burbles wrote:
Burbles observes that the "Pulp Fiction" box has something Important that sheds brilliant yellow light inside of it ... and that it might be tasty. Oooo, it might be a Royale with Cheese! Mmmmm....
*Gags*
I'm okay...
I'm okay...
I'm...
*BARFS*
I feel a little better now.
Tadpole wrote:
I feel a little better now.
Tom Qadim offers Tadpole a sincere "You're welcome", for his skull weeps a powerful laxative when immersed in water.
Tom Qadim wrote:
Tadpole wrote:
I feel a little better now.
Tom Qadim offers Tadpole a sincere "You're welcome", for his skull weeps a powerful laxative when immersed in water. *Barfs up his own skull*
Wait, I didn't have a skull! Sorry Tom.
>Mr. Fishy switches on the filter<
*gets stuck in the filter*
Big Fishy gets out crowbar. Hold still, little one...
*swims quietly around the bowl*
*begins watching Jaws as he drifts around on his froggie float*
Mechanical shark bastard stealing jobs from real sharks, real hungery sharks.
Mr.Fishy wrote:
Mechanical shark bastard stealing jobs from real sharks, real hungery sharks. Ain't the truth, ain't it the truth!
*rides through the fish bowl, chased by a horde of Guinea Pigs*
Bear on a Unicycle wrote:
*rides through the fish bowl, chased by a horde of Guinea Pigs* Wait for me!
humps Ginny Pig
Klaatu barada nikto!
checks into thread to ensure no strange, unholy cross breed fish poodle thing has been born.