1d20 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10
maybe

...not

JRHM thinks this would be a great place for a fish fry.

Urizen recommends something a little more exotic ... deep fried BBQ frog legs.

Urizen recommends something a little more exotic ... deep fried BBQ frog legs.

JRHM would like that. JRHM tried to catch the frogs before. The frogs have a big friend that protects them though.

try using toxic bait....

Urizen recommends something a little more exotic ... deep fried BBQ frog legs.

YUM! Wait, I have no tongue.

Urizen wrote:

Urizen recommends something a little more exotic ... deep fried BBQ frog legs.

JRHM would like that. JRHM tried to catch the frogs before. The frogs have a big friend that protects them though.

Urizen wonders if JRHM is referring to the red dragon?

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

Urizen wrote:

Urizen recommends something a little more exotic ... deep fried BBQ frog legs.

JRHM would like that. JRHM tried to catch the frogs before. The frogs have a big friend that protects them though.

Urizen wonders if JRHM is referring to the red dragon?

Yep! He has put a world of hurt on JRHM on several occasions.

Big Fishy wants pitchfork/spear/flaming trident too. Oh, wait, Big Fishy has no hands told hold one. Big Fishy will be happy with bite attack! 8(=)

Big Fishy starts searching for camera for little retard fish's helmet, and radio controls to make little retard fish into AUV

Not knowing what kind of pie Mr. Fishy likes best, Goodtree made two kinds.

Looking around at the pitchforks and tridents, whips out filleting knife.

Goodtree likes sieges, too!

Urizen sees that we may need to expand the anarchic cult of personality if we are to lay siege to the Frog Pond. Where can we find some red shirts....

Urizen sees that we may need to expand the anarchic cult of personality if we are to lay siege to the Frog Pond. Where can we find some red shirts....

Tom Qadim would prefer a red bandana.

I like oatmeal.

I like oatmeal.

Do not eat that! It's not oatmeal.

Fishstick wrote:

I like oatmeal.

Do not eat that! It's not oatmeal.

how you holding up? nervous?

Tom Qadim wrote:

Fishstick wrote:

I like oatmeal.

Do not eat that! It's not oatmeal.

how you holding up? nervous?

Maybe a little, but don't tell anyone. Tom Qadim appreciates Lord Urizen's vote. ;-)

Tom Qadim, fearful of the 666th post, enters this 667th post and thus saves the world from fiery damnation. You're welcome.

Urizen wonders whether His Baron-Esquire Supreme Fishyness will see His Shadow today and the alleged outcome.

Good luck getting into R3, Tom

Come here little fishy. I have a nice warm bed made for you.

Big Fishy thanks Tom Head-Man for saving the fishbowl!

Big Fishy casts wary gaze at red horned man, hovers protectively near little retard fish.

Little Kiba thinks that the "bed" is just two pieces of bread, and any "blankets" are really add-on such as lettuce and tomato.

It is no such thing! But it is lemon butter and garlic in a cast iron skillet.

Aberzombie is happy to see the Fishy cult still going strong.

It is no such thing! But it is lemon butter and garlic in a cast iron skillet.

Mmmm.

Butter.

now where did that fish bait go....

pops in thread, looking for Urizen

Leaves Jack-in-the-Box gift behind for him, nicely wrapped and tagged.

When opened:

pops out

Fishstick: Some JPS courier left a package for you.

Ooh, is it a present?

Fishstick: Some JPS courier left a package for you.

[Clint Eastwood voice]So you got ask yourself, 'do you feel lucky?' Well do you, punk?[/Clint Eastwood voice]

Fishstick: Some JPS courier left a package for you.

[Godfather voice]I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse. [/Godfather voice]

[Joe Pesci voice] Time to sleep wi da fishies. And not like they you've been doing...[/Joe Pesci voice]

Yuse shouldn't a oughta made the Boss mad.

Any last words, Blue Man?

Come out, come out, wherever you are Blue Man!

Come out, come out, wherever you are Blue Man!

Where he at? I'm gonna moidalize him!

Little Kiba realizes people are quoting old movies, and starts ignoring them.

Little Kiba realizes people are quoting old movies, and starts ignoring them.

*punt*

Little Kiba realizes people are quoting old movies, and starts ignoring them.

Big Fishy thought they were talking about Boss. Looks around for Boss Mr. Fishy.

Big Fishy wonders what is in box for little retard fish! Hovers close to watch, get punted in face when box opens and Big Fishy pushes little retard fish out of way. Ow!

Little Kiba wrote:

Little Kiba realizes people are quoting old movies, and starts ignoring them.

Big Fishy thought they were talking about Boss. Looks around for Boss Mr. Fishy.

Big Fishy wonders what is in box for little retard fish! Hovers close to watch, get punted in face when box opens and Big Fishy pushes little retard fish out of way. Ow!

Hey! That was for Urizen! Now we have to wrap it up all over again. Stupid little fish.

Little Kiba wrote:

Little Kiba realizes people are quoting old movies, and starts ignoring them.

*punt*

*Joins in the game of Hacky-Jack*

*punts Little Kiba back*

What Mr. Fishy miss? Frog BBQ Mr. Fishy hates frog legs. They taste good but thy're so damn small it takes like 40 to amount to anything. Plus they're hard for Mr. Fishy to hold and eat...Mr. Fishy almost bit himself.

Congrats to our own Tom Quim for a next round advance we're pulling for you. So don't embarrass Mr. Fishy. Good Luck.

Cool!

*shifts in mid-air so he falls back on the froggie float*

Death to Frogs >bites frog<

Big Fishy follows Boss' order eagerly!

:(=frog)

Yes, bite the frogs. They've been very naughty frogs. Now make them stand in the corner.

lowers frog fishbait...

drops in thread and leaves a postcard for Urizen

darts into thread and picks up the postcard to read.

darts out of the thread.

Congrats to our own Tom Quim for a next round advance we're pulling for you. So don't embarrass Mr. Fishy. Good Luck.

Thanks Your Fishyness!

Hey! What did you just call me?