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Blood_Sample wrote:
Slatz Grubnik wrote:
Edit: You didn't think i missed your edit Blood, did you? lol
"Bzzzzzzzz" Flaps wings threateningly.

Smurf that mosquito! *swats insect*


Garydee wrote:
Sm-rf that mosquito! *swats insect*

:::Flies away quickly and lands on the Paizo building roof. Looks down and plots his next attack on the sm-rfs:::


walks in and shivers~
Looks around and checks the bottom of his feet
Places Blue crystal on the ground~

*Vanishes in a puff of smoke


crystal glows bright blue

Oh and smurf

Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

The only smurf we have to smurf is smurf itself.


we shall smurf on the seas and oceans,
we shall smurf with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our smurfs, whatever the cost may be,
we shall smurf on the beaches,
we shall smurf on the landing grounds,
we shall smurf in the fields and in the streets,
we shall smurf in the hills!


We shall never smurfender!


Smurfin Smurfy Smurf Smurf....


Oh, owwww, just oh...I got to do it.

Smurf


I been smurfed!
Yay

I look sexy in blue

Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

"Smurfing from the most profound of smurfs, we smurf the smurfy web of some smurf. Yet in a second aftersmurf, (so smurf may that web have been) we smurf not that we have smurfed."

(RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32)

Spoiler:
SMURF!


Spoiler:
SMURF!

Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Papa Smurf of our smurfy band,
Smurfete is here at hand,
And the smurf, missmurfed by me,
Smurfing for a smurf's fee.
Shall we their smurfy pageant see?
Lord, what smurfs these smurfs be!


Four-score and seven smurfs ago, our foresmurfs smurfed forth on this continent, a new smurftion, conceived in smurfity, and dedicated to the proposition that all smurfs where smurfed equally.

Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Smurfurion wrote:
Four-score and seven smurfs ago, our foresmurfs smurfed forth on this continent, a new smurftion, conceived in smurfity, and dedicated to the proposition that all smurfs where smurfed equally.

Actually, I smurf that somesmurf smurfed that smurf several smurfs ago.


Four-score and seven smurfs ago?
Cuz I never smurf backwards that far.


Awe smurfitall

Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Smurf's here? the smurf of a smurfing idiot,
Smurfing me a smurf! I will smurf it.
How much unmurf art thou to Portia!
How much unsmurf my smurfs and my desmurfs!
"Who smurfeth me shall smurf as much as he deserves"!
Did I smurf no more than a smurf's head?
Is that my smurf? Are my smurfs no better?


Click on the link below to see a view of the Šmurfs that is all kinds of wrong.

Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Good smurf, good smurf! Smurfing is such smurfy sorrow,
That I shall smurf good smurf till it be morrow.


Now to practice a bit of smurfromancy!

Smurf of newt
and smurf of toad
let this archived smurf
UNFOLD!


Smurf appears in thread, running around and shouting,

woo-hoo!

Spoiler:
woo-hoo! woo-hoo! woo-hoo! woo-hoo! woo-hoo! woo-hoo! woo-hoo! woo-hoo! woo-hoo! woo-hoo! woo-hoo! woo-hoo! woo-hoo! woo-hoo! woo-hoo! woo-hoo! woo-hoo! woo-hoo! woo-hoo! woo-hoo! woo-hoo! woo-hoo! woo-hoo! woo-hoo! woo-hoo! woo-hoo! woo-hoo! woo-hoo! woo-hoo! woo-hoo! woo-hoo! woo-hoo! woo-hoo! woo-hoo! woo-hoo! woo-hoo!


O Smurfs! my smurfs!
our fearful thread is back,
The thread has weathered every smurf,
the forum we smurfed is on track,
The smurf is near, the smurfs I hear,
the smurfs are all exulting,
While follow smurfs the steady thread,
the forum smurf and smurfing;

But O smurf! smurf! smurf!
O the bleeding drops of blue,
Where on the thread my smurfs they lie,
Fallen smurf and true.


Smurf Up


Test Post:
get's "Morphic

Edit:
Eureka!


Eat your own smurf day. My smurf tastes like smurf.


Yeah, isn't that funny? You wouldn't expect a smurf to taste like smurf.


Smurftacular!


Hmmmm

Smurfmento Mori


I just have to see if I still become a SMURF


Smurf.

Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Mmmmmm.....smurrrfffff


Smurf off

Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Smurftacular!

Silver Crusade (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Go smurf yourself.


Smorf.

Smarf?

Smirf?!

Smerf?!!

Smyrf!

Taldor (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Smoff!


It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the Papa Smurf of my soul.

Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Smurf it! Smurf it good!

Andoran (Paizo Charter Superscriber, Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber)

Aberzombie wrote:
Smurf it! Smurf it good!

You need a Zombie Smuf


no that would open the gate to smurf kobolts, smurf poodles and smurf slaads...

Andoran (Paizo Charter Superscriber, Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber)

ulgulanoth wrote:
no that would open the gate to smurf kobolts, smurf poodles and smurf slaads...

Cthulhu Smurf?


yosogoth smurf

Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Smurfthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.


Sss-Murph! lick lick lick gobble. Yummy! Any buddy seen my master?


Smurf


How come you're always such a fussy young Smurf
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran
Well, don't you know that other smurfs are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it

Don't want to argue, I don't want to debate
Don't want to hear about what kind of food you hate
You won't get no dessert 'till you clean off your plate
So eat it

Don't you tell me you're full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it, ooh

Your table manners are some cryin' shame
You're playin' with your food, this ain't some kind of game
Now, if you starve to death, you'll just have yourself to blame
So eat it, just eat it

You better listen, better do what you're told
You haven't even touched your tuna casserole
You better chow down or it's gonna get cold
So eat it

I don't care if you're full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Open up your mouth and feed it
Have some more yogurt, have some more spam
It doesn't matter it it's fresh or canned
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
If it's gettin' cold, reheat it
Have a big dinner, have a light snack
If you don't like it, you can't send it back
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it (oh lord)
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it (oh no)
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it


Get your program running
Head out to the center
Terminals are waiting
For the data that you'll enter

Everybody says that you're a nerd, but
They should know that you just don't care
Got your Hewlett-Packard on your belt and
Vaseline in your hair

Like a true smurf's child
You were born, born to be mild
When your batteries die
You're always gonna cry
Born to be mild

Pencils in your pocket
Patent leather briefcase
Studying your Fortran
You got pimples on your face

Gotta do your homework
Forget about the prom dance
They think that you're a big jerk
'Cause you wear a pair of flood pants

Every day you wake up
Your oscilloscope is humming
Parties tend to break up
When they find out that you're coming


I used to smurf to smurf the straight and narrow smurf
I used to smurf that everything was smurf
Sometimes I'd like to smurf and smurf for days through smurfless dreams
All alone and smurfed in time
All alone and smurf in time

I smurf what tomorrow has in smurf for me
Or am I even in it's smurf at all
Smurfhaps I'll get a chance to smurf ahead and see
Soon as I smurf mysmurf a crystal ball
Soon as I smurf mysmurf a crystal ball

Smurf me, smurf me where I'm smurfing
I don't smurf where I've been
Smurf me, smurf me, won't you smurf me
And then smurf me again
My heart is smurfing, my body's smurfing
And I don't know where to smurf
Smurf me, smurf me, won't you smurf me
I've just got to smurf

Crystal ball
There's so many smurfs I need to smurf
Crystal ball
There's so many smurfs I've got to smurf
Crystal ball

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