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we shall smurf on the seas and oceans,
we shall smurf with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our smurfs, whatever the cost may be,
we shall smurf on the beaches,
we shall smurf on the landing grounds,
we shall smurf in the fields and in the streets,
we shall smurf in the hills!
Smurf's here? the smurf of a smurfing idiot,
Smurfing me a smurf! I will smurf it.
How much unmurf art thou to Portia!
How much unsmurf my smurfs and my desmurfs!
"Who smurfeth me shall smurf as much as he deserves"!
Did I smurf no more than a smurf's head?
Is that my smurf? Are my smurfs no better?
Click on the link below to see a view of the Šmurfs that is all kinds of wrong.
Smurf appears in thread, running around and shouting,
woo-hoo!
O Smurfs! my smurfs!
our fearful thread is back,
The thread has weathered every smurf,
the forum we smurfed is on track,
The smurf is near, the smurfs I hear,
the smurfs are all exulting,
While follow smurfs the steady thread,
the forum smurf and smurfing;
But O smurf! smurf! smurf!
O the bleeding drops of blue,
Where on the thread my smurfs they lie,
Fallen smurf and true.
How come you're always such a fussy young Smurf
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran
Well, don't you know that other smurfs are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it
Don't want to argue, I don't want to debate
Don't want to hear about what kind of food you hate
You won't get no dessert 'till you clean off your plate
So eat it
Don't you tell me you're full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it, ooh
Your table manners are some cryin' shame
You're playin' with your food, this ain't some kind of game
Now, if you starve to death, you'll just have yourself to blame
So eat it, just eat it
You better listen, better do what you're told
You haven't even touched your tuna casserole
You better chow down or it's gonna get cold
So eat it
I don't care if you're full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Open up your mouth and feed it
Have some more yogurt, have some more spam
It doesn't matter it it's fresh or canned
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
If it's gettin' cold, reheat it
Have a big dinner, have a light snack
If you don't like it, you can't send it back
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it (oh lord)
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it (oh no)
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Get your program running
Head out to the center
Terminals are waiting
For the data that you'll enter
Everybody says that you're a nerd, but
They should know that you just don't care
Got your Hewlett-Packard on your belt and
Vaseline in your hair
Like a true smurf's child
You were born, born to be mild
When your batteries die
You're always gonna cry
Born to be mild
Pencils in your pocket
Patent leather briefcase
Studying your Fortran
You got pimples on your face
Gotta do your homework
Forget about the prom dance
They think that you're a big jerk
'Cause you wear a pair of flood pants
Every day you wake up
Your oscilloscope is humming
Parties tend to break up
When they find out that you're coming
I used to smurf to smurf the straight and narrow smurf
I used to smurf that everything was smurf
Sometimes I'd like to smurf and smurf for days through smurfless dreams
All alone and smurfed in time
All alone and smurf in time
I smurf what tomorrow has in smurf for me
Or am I even in it's smurf at all
Smurfhaps I'll get a chance to smurf ahead and see
Soon as I smurf mysmurf a crystal ball
Soon as I smurf mysmurf a crystal ball
Smurf me, smurf me where I'm smurfing
I don't smurf where I've been
Smurf me, smurf me, won't you smurf me
And then smurf me again
My heart is smurfing, my body's smurfing
And I don't know where to smurf
Smurf me, smurf me, won't you smurf me
I've just got to smurf
Crystal ball
There's so many smurfs I need to smurf
Crystal ball
There's so many smurfs I've got to smurf
Crystal ball