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Sheep Sm[/i]r[i]fer! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haI smrf with my little sm[/i]r[i]f... something blue!Hmm, lemme think about it...maybe it's...
EDIT: Me. Grr...
How 'bout Zombie Cleaver?
Smurfy Day
Smurfin' the clouds away
On my way to where the smurf is smurf
Can you smurf me how to smurf,
How to smurf to Sesame Smurf
Smurf and play
Everysmurf's A-OK
Smurfy neighbors there
That's where we smurf
Can you smurf me how to smurf
How to smurf to Sesame Smurf
It's a magic smurf ride
Every smurf will open wide
To Smurfy smurfs like you--
Happy smurfs like
What a smurfiful
Smurfy Day
Smurfin' the clouds away
On my way to where the smurf is smurf
Can you smurf me how to smurf,
How to smurf to Sesame Smurf...
How to smurf to Sesame Smurf...
Stupid ninja. Don't you have an appointment with Callous Jack the pirate lover?What is the obsession with s^^rfs? I just don't.....What the S^^RF!?Darn s^^rf plague.Why KC, you've changed your s^^rf filter language.
Whatever for?
Do not insmurf the great Ninja Smurf, lest his minions smurf silent death upon thee.
Do not ins^^rf the great Ninja S^^rf, lest his minions s^^rf silent death upon thee.Stupid ninja. Don't you have an appointment with Callous Jack the pirate lover?What is the obsession with s^^rfs? I just don't.....What the S^^RF!?Darn s^^rf plague.Why KC, you've changed your s^^rf filter language.
Whatever for?
Did you know that you can get favored enemy (ninja)? Or that, at the same time, you can take class levels in ninja?
Hai!
Opening Scene: A dark tunnel complex somewhere deep with a large mountain
A small kobold in his cave dances in front of a full-length mirror. He has been alone since his clutch-mates and the elders of his tribe banished him for dyeing his scales black and red, donning a poofy purple and gold tunic, expressing admiration for all things Gnomish, and dabbling in Glittergold-worship.
The unamused Kurtulmak-fearing residents of his complex will have nothing to do with him now. With his treasured sonic recording crystal warbling out the latest song from the Gnomish diva darling of the Weightly Brass music scene Marilyn Gnomeson he dances in front of his mirror alone, dressed in purple and gold Gnome clothing.
Pictures of little blue creatures line his damp walls, all of their eyes cut out. A small voice from within a large bucket on his nearby table wails out, "Mister? Please smurf me go mister."
The small kobold dances on, heedless of the small creature's cries. He turns to the mirror and looks at himself in wonder. His scaly face is covered in blue makeup, the empty jar at his feet. A large white hat lies jammed on his narrow skull. The large mushroom he wrenched from the floor of the cave next door is cradled in his arms like the sword he usually carries.
He croons absently to himself as the accordions and tubas of Marilyn Gnomeson's band play on.
"I'd smurf me ... I'd smurf me sooo hard."
Donnie: First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?
Donnie: First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?
You must have a degree in Smurfology.
Donnie: First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?You must have a degree in Smurfology.
No need: he's just brainy smurf in disguise!