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Jeez, apparently my work as S - M - U - R - F Slayer is never done, 'cause just as I managed to warn everybody of the 'Does This be the Curse of Our Undoing?' thread, some fool pops this one up. I suppose it's back to the drawing board...
"FLEEEEEEEEE! You FOOOOLS!!! Don't say the WORRRRRRD!!!! FLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!"
All smurfed up, youdon't know what to do
Next thing you turn around and find the person is you is blue
Thought a freak might be the thing
But the first could be the last, so just get off of your ass
All smurfed up, you don't know what to do
Next thing you turnaround and find the person is you is blue
Thought a freak might be the thing
But you know this will pass, so just get off of your ass
You've got to trust your instinct
And let go of regret
You've got to bet on yourself now smurf
`Causethat's your best bet
All smerphed up, youdon't know what to do
Next thing you turn around and find the person is you is blue
Thought a freak might be the thing
But the first could be the last, so just get off of your ass
All smerphed up, you don't know what to do
Next thing you turnaround and find the person is you is blue
Thought a freak might be the thing
But you know this will pass, so just get off of your ass
You've got to trust your instinct
And let go of regret
You've got to bet on yourself now smerph
`Causethat's your best bet
Ahem, I believe that there's this little thread called 'The Raving'. Can you all grasp that in you tiny, weak little brains?
("What? Oh, hello, Postmonster! what brings you-- AAAAH!")Oh, never mind...
The smerphs of evil have attacked
Let in by a traitorous fool,
Who was then devoured by the evil smerphs, who hacked
And thought to challenge KC to a duel
Unfortunately for them, KC was mighty
As the gods of the valley
And he slew many of them, to set it rightly*
And the foolish smerphs, they started a ralley
KC still killed every single one
For he was immortal, you see
And a few of the late smerphs decided to run
But KC slew them all, for this had to be
But then he saw a new thread
The creator's brain must have been made of lead
So KC had had to kill 'til the grass was red
And he cleaved head after head
*Man, that is the last time I use that rhyme.
Smurfs are too mighty
And they are too fat
Only KC can set things rightly*
The little lizard-rat
Anyways, KC is stupid
He barely can kill a mouse
The smurfs are in league with Cupid
So we must run out of the house!
KC is such a fool
He cannot do many thing{s}
I am but his tool--
Oh! Hello, master! Please! I wasn't doing anything!
This really hurts, you know!
Please, I'm sorry KC, don't hit me with a cane!
AAAAH! I take it back! With the cane, lay me low!
For this punishment is far worse!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
AAAH! *Curse* *Curse* *Curse* *Curse*
Yow! Yow! Yow! Yow!
*Last. Time. Ever.