Hurry guys!

Grabs the edge of the boat and starts pushing. All aboard or get left behind! Splash!

No one will forget it, 3! The natives will mark this day, and likely even this year. Let's just carefully mark on the chart which island we visited, so that we don't return by mistake the next time we have to dance.

4! Wake up! Weigh anchor!

Leaps in the water and starts swimming for the ship.

Climbs back to the crows nest to keep watch for pursuit.

*huff* *puff*

This body's not built for sprinting.

*huff* *puff*

Did anyone know we had female Bulmahnauts?

Replaces his lower jaw.

{aside} Dude, female Bulmahnauts are hot....

Okay, people back to rowing!

Where to next?

The large continent down under.

ROW WITH A WILL! WE CANNOT FAIL!

Will save? Are we good at those?

<Off-key>

We're headed for a land down under
Where beer does flow and Jason thunders
Can't you see, can't you see Pathfinder?
You better read, from cover to cover.

I think we're pretty bullish creatures...not exactly jackasses, but surely no push-overs. More to the point, when our PrC gets written up, it will have the best of everything. We're Jason's crew, after all!

ADD: Good job, 8, filling in for the bard!
Joins in singing of Pathfinder Down Under with his scratchy basso.

Jason has made it to Oz, and he has bequeathed unto us some words of wisdom:

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Avast me hearty fellow Bulmahnauts. Today be the day to talk like a pirate! Shiver me timbers!

"Yar! Methinks a wizard shivered me timbers for might bit o' time!"

WELL DONE, CREW!

So, me buckoes, whare do ye think we should spend our doubloons while waitin' on Jason? What sights be thare to see 'ere in Oz? 'haps we can also get out quiet lady posting again? What say ye to a saucy sea shanty? Something that will make light the heart of fair ladies?

"Yar! Me thought this was a floatin' academy and we were all bound for Botany Bay!"

Arrrggghhh me hearties.

The beautiful lines of a yar trireme glint in the sunlight reflecting off wine dark waters. Above the spray projects the bustline of a bewitching sorceress. On board, a loyal crew of grim minotaurs work the oars in time to the thuds of the bovine mallets, sounding on a drum covered in red dragon hide.

This is the ship CORBOSSY, over which Jason worked tirelessly for over two years, accomplishing his first great labor. It sails now where-ever his will and Forture bid, borne upon Poseidon's vast waves.

Is Forture some sort of unholy cross between torture and fortune?

Well, boyoes...we have us here some sart of funnyman-spellcheckarrr!

What do you say we do with the likes of such?

Keelhauling?

Walking of the plank?

Scarealbatross?

I say we lash him to the top of the mainmast and let the seagulls have their way with him.

"Let's force him to play a wizard in some 4th Edition! I've got ranks in Knowledge (gaming) so we don't need the books."

I think the bard is trying to summon that legendary monster for us to battle.

Have your way with him, lads.

As for the bard, 'tis a dangerous game he's playin'...too much hot air blowin' is no good for a seagoing vessel.

Now...where to next...

unrolls charts

Let's hit the fabled port of New Olreans. I think there'll be some fun going on there tonight....

N'awlins sounds good...there's a lot of sea between us and there...any stops on the way? Should we drop Jason off or give him a much needed break?

I guess everyone has seen that Jason mentioned us in part I of his interview?

No, where is it?

I guess everyone has seen that Jason mentioned us in part I of his interview?

A quest! I must search out the fable tome of Jason in Oz, and read for myself the mystic secrets it holds.

It's only a ten minute interview...I enjoyed all four parts (40 mins total), but I'm guessing somewhere in the middle of part I?

That's the spirit, 5. And if you find anything good to eat or drink on that quest, bring it back to the ship.

Strings hammock up in the crows' nest.

Sadly, I have been unable to locate it. Dost thou have a location for said vision?

So say we all.

Here...take a look on this map. That should get you there.

Drops map from crows' nest as he readjusts his eye shade.

Here...take a look on this map. That should get you there.

Drops map from crows' nest as he readjusts his eye shade.

Thanks a lot #1. I'll have to wait until I'm done with wor...er...until we pull into a suitable port before continuing my quest.

Did you know you can save it on Realplayer to watch at your leisure?

Did you know you can save it on Realplayer to watch at your leisure?

Not where I'm currently located. Youtube is completely blocked.

That totally sucks. Why don't you come over here and i will comfort you.

Hey, that is what you said to me!

Yeah, but I didn't mean it.

You tease!

Yes I am.

Hey you seacows, keep it down!

I like to fall asleep to the sound of the wind, waves, and 4's musical voice...

Sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep...are you sleeping yet?

Ah, nothing like the smell of the sea and the feel of the wind to greet a bulmahnaut in the morning. Smells like.....adventure.

Who- Wha-?

How long was I asleep?

Where are we?

Was I supposed to be navigating? Oops....

Judging by the smells, I would say the Spice Islands. We should offer the natives a goat.

Why should we give them a goat?

Are they going to put a good spice rub on it and put it in a BBQ pit for us?

Ah...ah...

ACHOOOOOOO!

The Corbossy lists dangerously to port.

Why should we give them a goat?

Are they going to put a good spice rub on it and put it in a BBQ pit for us?

Yes. And if we don't give them a goat, they may spice rub and BBQ us.