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Bulmahnaut #1 Mar 18, 2010, 08:14 AM

*Thumping is heard from within an enormous Guinness barrel.*

Infernal Bulmahnaut #666 Mar 18, 2010, 08:51 AM

Uh-oh...my plans to replace the barrel I emptied with something else that made it appear full ... may have run into a hitch.

Whoops...hic...see!

Bulmahnaut #5 Mar 19, 2010, 04:21 AM

calls down from the crow's nest

Land Ho!

Bulmahnaut #5 Mar 20, 2010, 06:40 AM

Wait! Never mind! That's just a speck of dirt on the lens.

Bulmahnaut #3 Mar 20, 2010, 08:33 AM

Bulmahnaut #5 wrote:

calls down from the crow's nest

Land Ho!

Hey, whe ae we going to find a sea ho!

Bulmahnaut #5 Mar 20, 2010, 09:01 AM

Bulmahnaut #3 wrote:

Hey, whe ae we going to find a sea ho!

......

I'm not touching that one with a standard 10' pole.

Cosmo's Wandering Eye Apr 20, 2010, 01:08 PM

(rolls through)

Bulmahnaut #5 Apr 21, 2010, 04:17 AM

wakes from a drunken stupor

Huh? Wuzzat?

Bulmahnaut #3 Apr 22, 2010, 11:10 AM

Ho land?

Infernal Bulmahnaut #666 Apr 22, 2010, 11:14 AM

HOS? WHERE?!? ME HUNGRAY!

Bulmahnaut #3 Apr 22, 2010, 12:18 PM

Damn I was wrong.

Taylor Lautner Apr 22, 2010, 12:19 PM

I'm a werewolf, rar!

Angsty, the Androgynous Vampire Apr 22, 2010, 12:42 PM

Taylor Lautner wrote:

I'm a werewolf, rar!

Bella loves me and only me!

Sorrow the Emo Fey Apr 22, 2010, 05:44 PM

Bell's no good for you handsome. Run away with me and we can write horrible poetry together.

Bulmahnaut #1 Apr 22, 2010, 10:05 PM

This thread needs a good hoof-in-the-ass to get it back on course.

Bulmahnaut #5 Apr 23, 2010, 03:40 AM

tries to give the thread some H.T.A.

Bulmahnaut #3 Apr 23, 2010, 06:44 AM

Ouch, watch where you swing that thing! drops a line over the side and begins fishing.

Infernal Bulmahnaut #666 Apr 23, 2010, 07:02 AM

Bulmahnaut #3 wrote:

Ouch, watch where you swing that thing! drops a line over the side and begins fisting.

No...You watch it!

Bunny the Intern Apr 23, 2010, 07:10 AM

I'm sorry, we'll try to keep the noise down below decks. Slips back into Lord Jason's cabin.

Blue-Footed Booby Apr 23, 2010, 11:05 AM

SQUAWK!

Bulmahnaut #3 Apr 23, 2010, 01:58 PM

Somebody grab that bird! We'll make supper out of it.

Bulmahnaut #5 Apr 25, 2010, 06:20 AM

Mmmmmm.....supper.

Infernal Bulmahnaut #666 Apr 25, 2010, 06:24 AM

(stomach rumbles)

Bulmahnaut #5 Apr 25, 2010, 06:32 AM

Hmmm...now that you mention it, I'm kind of hungry myself.

Bulmahnaut #3 Apr 28, 2010, 03:42 PM

Let's head for shore and grab some grub.

Bulmahnaut #5 Apr 28, 2010, 05:25 PM

climbs back into the crows nest to scout out the path to land

Bulmahnaut #3 Apr 29, 2010, 07:09 AM

Where are we exactly?

Bulmahnaut #5 Apr 29, 2010, 07:19 AM

I'm not sure, but I see some kind of lighthouse over on the shore.

Bulmahnaut #3 Apr 29, 2010, 08:12 AM

Does it look like this?

Bulmahnaut #5 Apr 29, 2010, 09:53 AM

Actually, it looks more like this!

Should we be worried now?

Bulmahnaut #3 Apr 29, 2010, 11:08 AM

I think we might have gotten off course a little.

Bulmahnaut #5 Apr 29, 2010, 11:17 AM

Well, maybe we can go ashore and ask the natives for directions.

Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. Apr 29, 2010, 02:09 PM

Parades through thread

Bunny the Intern Apr 29, 2010, 02:12 PM

Wow, a doctor. My mom always wanted me to hook up with one of them.

Taylor Lautner Apr 29, 2010, 02:14 PM

Hey, I'm a doctor, of werewolfism.

Bulmahnaut #5 Apr 29, 2010, 04:40 PM

WTF? Where'd all thoes non-Bulmahnauts come from? Other than the intern, of course.

Bulmahnaut #3 Apr 30, 2010, 11:42 AM

Maybe they came from that wierd island.

Bulmahnaut #5 Apr 30, 2010, 02:33 PM

Then if we go ashore, we'd better bring weapons, and maybe something to burn things with, and booze of course......

Infernal Bulmahnaut #666 Apr 30, 2010, 03:29 PM

<stomach rumbles>

Bulmahnaut #1 Apr 30, 2010, 05:03 PM

::Is passed out in the rigging::

Infernal Bulmahnaut #666 Apr 30, 2010, 05:18 PM

SOMEONE GET A DOCTO...

oh wait....

Nevermind.

Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. Apr 30, 2010, 05:19 PM

Did someone call for a Dr?

Rimshot Apr 30, 2010, 05:25 PM

ba-da-bish!

Bulmahnaut #3 Apr 30, 2010, 07:45 PM

I say we send the seagull first, if we can catch him.

Bulmahnaut #5 May 3, 2010, 06:00 AM

Mmmm......seagull.

Jerry_Garcia May 3, 2010, 07:33 AM

My seagull recipe will have you jonesing for more.

Japanese Game Show Host May 3, 2010, 07:34 AM

Welcome to The Island. Will you be staying for a while?

Bulmahnaut #5 May 3, 2010, 09:22 AM

Probably just long enough to pillage. Do you have a china shop around, by any chance?

Japanese Game Show Host May 3, 2010, 10:55 AM

That way. Points into the jungle.

The Gazebo May 3, 2010, 12:10 PM

*masquerades as a china shop*